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Joe Beck

@calicodad.bsky.social
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Just a ridiculous person. Still gonna fight. He/him. Here since 2023. My profile on Letterboxd boxd.it/1OugN

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Judd Legum @juddlegum.bsky.social · 3h
1. Trump’s new White House press secretary Katie Zacharia is a prolific user of Truth Social where she regularly promoted Pizzagate and QAnon conspiracies, accusing elites in the Democratic Party and Hollywood of running child sex rings and eating people.
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emptywheel @emptywheel.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
1) Putin doesn't have diesel to spare. 2) Diesel is cover for lifting sanctions. 3) Putin's statement sounds like he's offering an Iran escape hatch, which I've been predicting. 4) Half of the MASSIVE bribes Putin is offering now don't exist. 5) But he does mention security coop -- Kash.
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emptywheel @emptywheel.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
There are at least FOUR Trump huge oil corruption stories from just the [double checks calendar] last two days. There's the NYT story about Trump selling out Ukraine to get a $2M donor a big contract. www.nytimes.com/2026/10/08/w...
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In Trump’s Russian Oil Deal, Middle East Funds Are the Biggest Owners
A majority of ownership in a proposed multibillion-dollar deal would go to a group of Middle Eastern investors, including some with business ties to U.S. negotiators.
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Joe Beck @calicodad.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I knew that sounded familiar
Top Ten Names for Robert Bork's Beard 
10. The Chin Slinky
9. The Amish Outlaw
8. The See-Through 
7. My Very First Beard - from Kenner!
6. The Lunatic Fringe
5. Señor Itchy
4. The Radioactive Goat
3. Salute to C. Everett Koop 
2. Gopher Butt 
1. The Babe Magnet

The cover of a paperback copy of The "Late Night with David Letterman" Book of Top Ten Lists (Pocket, 1990)
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JP Ahonen @jpahonen.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Hear ye, blaspheming infidels! ZeeKay Comedy is bringing three Belzebubs episodes in English to Youtube in November! 🤘 Make sure to check them out if interested, all views will help us in selling the show worldwide. 🙌 More about the series in Cartoon Brew’s interview.
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Belzebubs Is Coming To ZeeKay Comedy 🤘🎸 Official Trailer
YouTube video by ZeeKay Comedy Plus
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Alexandra Petri @petridishes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
what I had to say turned out not to be a column
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Something Like People
A poem
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Joe Beck @calicodad.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Real talk, I'm actually a little impressed with whatever exoskeletal contraption is keeping his rotting ass in motion. A shame that the manufacturer can't advertise it.
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Joe Beck @calicodad.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If you see this we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation
Several bound volumes of British Parliamentary Papers labeled "Social Problems - DRUNKENNESS"
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Joe Beck @calicodad.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If he's imagining hypothetical R voters who don't want to vote for, say, Paxton, but can be swayed into it by considering his retirement timeline, then he's imagining like two guys.
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CineQuote @cinequote.net · 05/10/2026
Oooooh, that feeling when you get an Ace on CineQuote.net!
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Joe Beck @calicodad.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Just a lil' chunk of shoofly pie.
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Joe Beck @calicodad.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I know nothing about this, but good looking out, Frank
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Joe Beck @calicodad.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This story is pretty good: lareviewofbooks.org/article/dtf-...
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Nonpredictive Texts | Los Angeles Review of Books
Exploring ‘DTF St. Louis’ and the anti-algorithmic worlds of Steven Conrad.
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Joe Beck @calicodad.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Black-hole obtuseness like this in a purported intellectual is just maddening. Which I'm sure is part of the thrill for him.
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Joe Beck @calicodad.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Ken Bone might tick all of those boxes?
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Joe Beck @calicodad.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Kevin, did you bust thread numbering with this?
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Joe Beck @calicodad.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Just hearing about this one on the playground was enough for me.
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Joe Beck @calicodad.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Had fun watching them Saturday morning. The nightmares started Saturday night.
Sigmund and the Sea Monsters
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Joe Beck @calicodad.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A start.
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Joe Beck @calicodad.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I sometimes feel like a radio fan in the early days of television, ranting about the theater of the mind versus the idiot box. But I suppose markets are markets. In the end, I'm sure there will always be audio-only pods, even if I have to give up on some faves.
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Joe Beck @calicodad.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Lots of great stuff here, so I have a dark horse: the final swordfight in Scaramouche (1952). Will knock you out, even in 2026.
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Joe Beck @calicodad.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Using LLMs has repeatedly been shown to hamper reasoning and creativity. For obvious reasons: you're outsourcing your brain!
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Joe Beck @calicodad.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Your hourly confirmation that there is no bottom.
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Joe Beck @calicodad.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I think a lot of the love it gets here is well-marbled with irony. It's an absurd show in many ways, but such a visceral thrill that it's enjoyed on two levels.
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Joe Beck @calicodad.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Publicizing this kind of thing provides a permission structure for his fan club to jump off the MAGAwagon, whether it's with a regretful "I was wrong" or a self-righteous "he changed."
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Joe Beck @calicodad.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ouch Talkerman
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Joe Beck @calicodad.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Punkins
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Jess Fink🍉🌈 @jessfink.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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A 7 panel comic by the artist. First panel: The artist is running from a distance towards a group of people playing basketball in the park. The artist is holding a pumpkin above their head and screaming "AAAAAAAAA". Second panel: The artist has leapt up and is in position to slam dunk the pumpkin into the basketball hoop. Panel three: the pumpkin splatters violently against the backboard of the basketball hoop, sending orange pumpkin goop everywhere. Panel four: the players stand staring, covered in pumpkin goop and shocked. Panel five: the artist stares at them wide-eyed, also covered in the goop and says "it's October FIRST". Their hand reaches towards their face. Panel six: the artist rips off their own face like a rubber mask to reveal a skeleton beneath. Panel 7: the group of players stand shocked and horrified, watching as the skeleton falls to the ground in a pile of bones, the sound effects says "CLATTER".
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Joe Beck @calicodad.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
They really are trying to bête-noire the Onion guy. Amazing times.
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Atrios @eschatonblog.com · 01/10/2026
Entire generation of tech nerds never realized that talking to the computer on star trek was a narrative device and it is very rare that anyone wants to so this except necessary hands free situations
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Senator Lisa Blunt Rochester @bluntrochester.senate.gov · 30/09/2026
Finally, a member of this adminsitration that tells the truth.
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Marcie808🎃💀👻 @marcie808.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It’s the summer of 1981 and you find yourself in Dayton, Ohio. Wondering what kind of fun can be had, you buy the local newspaper and open the entertainment section. Oh. My. God. The Kenley Players (at Memorial Hall) have a virtual cornucopia of star-studded entertainment! I’m gonna see Ed Ames
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Joe Beck @calicodad.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Patriot was too good for this sinful world.
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Joe Beck @calicodad.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Nuked from orbit.
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Wonderella @wonderella.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I strive to be a petty hater in everything I do, but I will never be... HIM.
Instagram post from 50cent laughing at an NBC News excerpt reporting that Sean Combs obtained a "jailbroken" tablet in prison and used it to watch the Netflix docuseries about him, produced by 50 Cent.
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Joe Beck @calicodad.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I have not been good enough to deserve this today, but I'll take it
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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
MAD TV’S 100 BEST TV SHOWS OF THE 21st CENTURY 1. Butter Ball Saul 2. Hicks 3. Widow’s Bae 4. Mad Men’s Wearhouse 5. Succotashion 6. Kevin Hart Can Fuck Himself 7. The Wirewolf 8. Slow Lorises 9. Twin Peaky Blinders 10. Reacheround
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Bruce Springsteen @brucespringsteen.net · 30/09/2026
For "Nebraska," Bruce wanted music that felt like "a waking dream" and a record that moved like "poetry." The 1982 acoustic LP is both, and it endures as one of his most seminal works — 44 years after its release.
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David Neiwert @davidneiwert.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Benny Johnson probably played a role in queueing up Eric Schmitt’s hilarious faceplant today in the Senate. You can always count on Benny to be humiliatingly wrong about everything. Remember when he tried to claim that Nazis who harassed TPUSA were actually leftists and he was gonna unmask them?
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Joe Beck @calicodad.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You were thinking thoughts that didn't originate with him. Can't have that.
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I think this might be my favorite photo in my collection. It's the one I picture being on the cover of a book if I ever make one someday. The light, her face, the way she's supporting the kitten so lovingly. ❤️ No date/info.
black and white photo of a light skinned woman with curly hair wearing a plaid dress, sitting with sunlight coming in from the left. She is holding up a shorthaired tabby kitten.
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Joe Beck @calicodad.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Good lord, and good luck.
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Joe Beck @calicodad.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Team this-is-ragebait all the way.
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Joe Beck @calicodad.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"No cool dance moves that make dull people feel funny"
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Joe Beck @calicodad.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Is there somehow a shortage of real people to talk with? Are we talking to each other too much? Or is there something special about you that would make "talking" to a best-guess version worthwhile?
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Joe Beck @calicodad.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
No Patriot. No Girls5Eva. No Lodge 49. I cannot endorse.
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Joe Beck @calicodad.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
They are very rare in my neck of the woods these days. I believe it was probably the summer of 2002 when I last saw Them: the last time I was in a Pizza Hut. I played my gf's favorite song on the juke because she was feeling sad.
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Joe Beck @calicodad.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Sluuuuuuuurp.
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Joe Beck @calicodad.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
At least on here, merciless blocking of anyone who shovels "A.I." crap helps stem the tide.
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