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Tired, new Dad, and tired

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bossk baby @bonnnt.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Preparing for my role as Custer by doing my skedaddling warmups
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Overdraft Kings @calebu08.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Coworker helped someone with a dispute for X Money already this is gonna be awesome
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Overdraft Kings @calebu08.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I quit smoking today and how are all of your voices so insanely annoying?! Holy fuck my God do you hear yourself champ.?
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Overdraft Kings @calebu08.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Until outlets can confirm I'm still convinced that Masaaki Yuasa's Mind Game theme park will be announced in Q4
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Overdraft Kings @calebu08.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I love 2 separate ideas of this rolling out: 1. Nobody who made, printed, or put up this sign has ever made or ate a breakfast burrito 2. Everyone involved has had breakfast burritos, but they exclusively eat them chipmunk style
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Overdraft Kings @calebu08.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I want this to hold out, but being born, raised, and living in Arkansas our people have a strong urge to choke at the finish line on anything. That being said the messaging of coming from a family that lost their farm resonates a hell of a lot better than a well to do family in Yell County
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Overdraft Kings @calebu08.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Turns out you're supposed to be jerking it palm down. Guess this is what I get for not having a dad around
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Overdraft Kings @calebu08.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Feverishly waiting for the report where an ICE agent electrocutes their balls while trying to grab someone
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Overdraft Kings @calebu08.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Reminded of the time I was taken to Bartlesville, OK against my better judgment and I got excited for exactly 12 seconds
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Overdraft Kings @calebu08.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Must've ran out of FMLA time right?
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Overdraft Kings @calebu08.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Summertime is great because you get more hours with your hip flask full of DayQuil before you have to switch to the wine bag full of NyQuil
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Overdraft Kings @calebu08.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
The pediatrician who suggested we keep a warm compress over our 2 year old's eye is fucking hilarious Yeah that's working out amazingly well
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Overdraft Kings @calebu08.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Deploying my work's active shooter training but it's against the sun
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Overdraft Kings @calebu08.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Gotta get these bad boys into Norwegian hands #worldcup
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
As always
The X-Files. FBI Special Agent Fox Mulder (David Duchovny). The caption reads, “Hey, you got to stay alive if you want to stick it to the government. If you die, you let them off the hook.”
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Overdraft Kings @calebu08.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I have a deep seated frustration that there are lots of very talented people putting out content that I just literally can't afford right now. I want to contribute to like 4 different Patreon's and I just can't, mainly bc of my health insurance payments
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𝑫𝒂𝒏𝒈𝒆𝒓𝑫𝒐𝒐𝒅𝒍𝒆 @dehdangerdoodle.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
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Overdraft Kings @calebu08.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
This raises an important issue: what is the cost per kilowatt hour of Jesus' crucifixion?
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Overdraft Kings @calebu08.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
This Father's Day I remember my dad by yelling SUPERMAN at a nuke that's coming to destroy the town. I may have mixed him up with the Iron Giant, who knows he died before I could remember him so it's equally possible he did that too
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Overdraft Kings @calebu08.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Gonna work on terms for my kid that aren't just: developmentally rad as hell
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David K. Barnes @davidkbarnes.com · 30/05/2026
Lately I’ve been in an indie team making stop-motion animation. It’s just 4 of us (animator, writer, voice actor, sound designer). The show’s called The Tiny Angry Witch. It’s all basically hand made. No AI. It’s tiring, but we love what we do. So, anyway, here’s a Witch making rude noises:
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Overdraft Kings @calebu08.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
I'm 95% sure that my employer is AI coding full time now bc customer alerts just keep breaking, or programs that didn't have bugs a month ago now have error messages that aren't documented for fixes
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Overdraft Kings @calebu08.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Being in Arkansas everyone talks a good game about the outdoors and hiking, but 80% of us don't need to be out here. Too many people fall off of cliffs/bluffs every year to be calling ourselves the Natural State. Natural causes maybe
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Overdraft Kings @calebu08.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
You mean to tell me the guy hogging the Icee machine was ALSO the guy who didn't wash his hands in the bathroom? Shocked. Shocked I tell ya
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Overdraft Kings @calebu08.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
The problem of befriending a car imported is when he tells you the website he uses and you find a Hilux just taunting you
A 2001 Toyota Hilux practically begging to be turned into a technical
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Overdraft Kings @calebu08.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Custom Robo on the GameCube was 10/10 and the series as a whole needs more entries
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Overdraft Kings @calebu08.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Apparently when your kid throws her sock from her chair to the driver's seat at full speed you're not supposed to say, 'She popped one from the chamber of her Kennedy Killer.' Lesson learned
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Overdraft Kings @calebu08.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Whoever at my job decided the corporate feel good articles needed to be written by ChatGPT can go stand in traffic. This shit is unbearable even by corporate propaganda standards
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Overdraft Kings @calebu08.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Show this to anyone who asks what the Council of Nicea was about. Which comes up every day I'm sure.
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Overdraft Kings @calebu08.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
My boss sent an X-ray showing her kid's broken arm, and for no reason the letters RJD were on it and my brain read it as Robert Jowney Dunior. I'm extremely tired
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Overdraft Kings @calebu08.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Coke polluted rivers being monitored under a "broken stream" policy
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Overdraft Kings @calebu08.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
God this alligator must've been fuckin' sick
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Overdraft Kings @calebu08.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
What an inverted experience. He converted and decided to write a book about it. I was raised Catholic and I drink DayQuil from the bottle like it's in a flask. No books yet either
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Overdraft Kings @calebu08.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Agreed, and my tangential thought from this is the selection of keto products has exploded in the last 5 years. I remember in 2018-19 when I was eating keto I had to make everything I ate bc nothing really catered to it. Now they have Rebel ice cream and keto bread in stores. Insane
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Overdraft Kings @calebu08.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Musk trying to get the cybertruck used as technical, but finding out it does better as a starter log
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Overdraft Kings @calebu08.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
The thrill of a breakfast diner is all about what they're out of. Like okay you're out of cinnamon rolls I get that, but holy shit you're out of eggs?? Are the eggs just that good or are you managed by me?
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Overdraft Kings @calebu08.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Calderon yelling at me, the lighting guy for Life is a Dream
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Overdraft Kings @calebu08.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Unstoppable force/Immovable object moment
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
"The Islamists oppose women getting an education," I mutter, as I aim my missile at the girls school
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LOWρUFO 🇺🇦🇵🇸🌍 @lowrhoufo.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
I think you all need to see this
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Overdraft Kings @calebu08.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
There is no high quite like a nice old lady saying to me "You've lost weight." Definitively, not asking a question. Just stating the fact. It's awesome
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Overdraft Kings @calebu08.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
The fun thing about psoriasis on your eyelids is you don't know if it's the medical ointment or the rubbing that is making you go blind. Could have also been the rock that weed eater decided to biblically toss into my eye who can say
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Overdraft Kings @calebu08.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Big day for me and my bimbo ICBM fetish
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Overdraft Kings @calebu08.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Stories about my great grandma: She made her living doing laundry in her town and made it through the depression with 3 kids. Stories I get to tell my daughter about her great grandma: Okay so one time she got arrested on a coke charge in Austin, but she didn't do a lot of time
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Overdraft Kings @calebu08.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
I remember growing up they had to cut the power to the county so I could learn how to multiply
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Overdraft Kings @calebu08.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
If I have to deal with another lead-poisoned retiree tomorrow who is being actively scammed I'm gonna have a fucking aneurysm
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Overdraft Kings @calebu08.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Did an orca write this?
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Overdraft Kings @calebu08.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Every day I learn of fresh new horrors
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Overdraft Kings @calebu08.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
See this is Mountain Madness. Bad stuff, don't recommend. Gotta go for Valley Madness. Much better, and mostly involves edibles and restringing guitars
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Overdraft Kings @calebu08.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
So I consumed the blood of Christ and that's fine, but I donated blood and now I've got this 23 year old guy who keeps following me around so I think there's a kinda Renfield situation happening.
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