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Overdraft Kings

@calebu08.bsky.social
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Tired, new Dad, and tired

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Overdraft Kings @calebu08.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Finally an excuse to post my favorite Christmas find last year
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Overdraft Kings @calebu08.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
KFC is bringing back their buffet at select locations; I've certainly been yelling about it to strangers at work
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Overdraft Kings @calebu08.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Look if you want Led Zeppelin on a minute long movie trailer, you're gonna have to make some sacrifices. For the Brand
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Overdraft Kings @calebu08.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I only remember around when the KJV came out because my first thought is, 'Oh yeah Shakespeare's most printed book.'
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bossk baby @bonnnt.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Preparing for my role as Custer by doing my skedaddling warmups
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Overdraft Kings @calebu08.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Hold on I'll pop in the Civ 1 floppy
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Overdraft Kings @calebu08.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
In the first 2 weeks of X Money existing I had to file a fraud claim because somebody got charged $500 from them. It was a pretty impressive turnaround time for scams to already be running
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Overdraft Kings @calebu08.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Played Witcher 1 and Shani is the morally correct choice
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Overdraft Kings @calebu08.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Fuck I just want the mice to BELIEVE in me
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Overdraft Kings @calebu08.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Yeah when you make tons of tweets talking about "the Left" as a catch-all it's only a matter of time
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Overdraft Kings @calebu08.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Coworker helped someone with a dispute for X Money already this is gonna be awesome
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Overdraft Kings @calebu08.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I quit smoking today and how are all of your voices so insanely annoying?! Holy fuck my God do you hear yourself champ.?
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Overdraft Kings @calebu08.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Until outlets can confirm I'm still convinced that Masaaki Yuasa's Mind Game theme park will be announced in Q4
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Overdraft Kings @calebu08.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I love 2 separate ideas of this rolling out: 1. Nobody who made, printed, or put up this sign has ever made or ate a breakfast burrito 2. Everyone involved has had breakfast burritos, but they exclusively eat them chipmunk style
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Overdraft Kings @calebu08.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I want this to hold out, but being born, raised, and living in Arkansas our people have a strong urge to choke at the finish line on anything. That being said the messaging of coming from a family that lost their farm resonates a hell of a lot better than a well to do family in Yell County
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Overdraft Kings @calebu08.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Look only one candidate had an entourage that crowded an already crowded Buc-ee's grand opening
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Overdraft Kings @calebu08.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Turns out you're supposed to be jerking it palm down. Guess this is what I get for not having a dad around
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Overdraft Kings @calebu08.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
To be on a boat named for history's greatest wrestling president and not immediately start gambling rations on crewman fighting is a national disgrace
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Overdraft Kings @calebu08.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I thought that was an Ace Hardware bag for a good minute which made this way more confusing to me
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Overdraft Kings @calebu08.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
So you too found your nail clippers next to the kitchen sink for no God forsaken reason
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Overdraft Kings @calebu08.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Feverishly waiting for the report where an ICE agent electrocutes their balls while trying to grab someone
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Overdraft Kings @calebu08.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Getting 25 years in Italian prison for counterfeiting with Great Value parmesan and Elmer's Glue
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Overdraft Kings @calebu08.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Reminded of the time I was taken to Bartlesville, OK against my better judgment and I got excited for exactly 12 seconds
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Overdraft Kings @calebu08.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Okay tbf the monks that I live 40 minutes away from make some awesome spiced wine that I would absolutely hoard if possible
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Overdraft Kings @calebu08.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I don't know why but this made me think the words Frazier Annuity and I feel like I got cursed by the Mummy
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Overdraft Kings @calebu08.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Must've ran out of FMLA time right?
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Overdraft Kings @calebu08.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
My boy Cheez-It loves catching mice and just messing with them until they get really tired. Watched him do it twice to field mice. Same thing with lizards and birds
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Overdraft Kings @calebu08.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
The Wire will always have a special place in my heart as the show that could keep me locked in mentally when I was on newborn duty with 3 hours of sleep. And really what newborn wouldn't benefit from the Wire?
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Overdraft Kings @calebu08.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Summertime is great because you get more hours with your hip flask full of DayQuil before you have to switch to the wine bag full of NyQuil
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Overdraft Kings @calebu08.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
The pediatrician who suggested we keep a warm compress over our 2 year old's eye is fucking hilarious Yeah that's working out amazingly well
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Overdraft Kings @calebu08.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
We currently have 2 groundhogs that live underneath our shed or come under the house at any given time. I assume they are also a young couple that bought their house before pricing went turbo fucked
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Overdraft Kings @calebu08.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Once in a blue moon I just get lunch at Cici's Pizza by myself. Reading that back was quite depressing
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Overdraft Kings @calebu08.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Deploying my work's active shooter training but it's against the sun
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Overdraft Kings @calebu08.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Gotta get these bad boys into Norwegian hands #worldcup
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Overdraft Kings @calebu08.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Call him Joey Chestnut the way he stuck that whole foot in his mouth
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
As always
The X-Files. FBI Special Agent Fox Mulder (David Duchovny). The caption reads, “Hey, you got to stay alive if you want to stick it to the government. If you die, you let them off the hook.”
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Overdraft Kings @calebu08.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I have a deep seated frustration that there are lots of very talented people putting out content that I just literally can't afford right now. I want to contribute to like 4 different Patreon's and I just can't, mainly bc of my health insurance payments
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𝑫𝒂𝒏𝒈𝒆𝒓𝑫𝒐𝒐𝒅𝒍𝒆 @dehdangerdoodle.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
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Overdraft Kings @calebu08.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Star-Crossed lovers: me and the mini split
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Overdraft Kings @calebu08.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
(Eddie Vedder voice): Leavin' flow
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Overdraft Kings @calebu08.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
This raises an important issue: what is the cost per kilowatt hour of Jesus' crucifixion?
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Overdraft Kings @calebu08.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
I guess he also may have been killed by a cloud rhino, technically speaking it's more accurate. If you consider shotguns equal to rhinos, which of course I do
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Overdraft Kings @calebu08.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
This Father's Day I remember my dad by yelling SUPERMAN at a nuke that's coming to destroy the town. I may have mixed him up with the Iron Giant, who knows he died before I could remember him so it's equally possible he did that too
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Overdraft Kings @calebu08.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Tbf it was the combo of the Kmart I actually liked working at closing down, not finding a job, then having to go work at Walmart, then a global pandemic. 2019 really wasn't a good year for me and 2020 solidified it. But when I stopped I had lost like 70 pounds which was pretty cool!
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Overdraft Kings @calebu08.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Thank you! In 2018 I started keto and went for about a year before I stopped for a lot of other reasons. I actually did feel great doing my version of keto bc I incorporated cheat weekends once a month. It was nice bc I would write down what I kept craving, then get it once and feel accomplished
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Overdraft Kings @calebu08.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
I was actually thinking yesterday about starting keto again, but the fake sugar runs really are off putting and I'm not eager to start that again
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Overdraft Kings @calebu08.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Gonna work on terms for my kid that aren't just: developmentally rad as hell
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Overdraft Kings @calebu08.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Rip to Plo Koon you were the best
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Overdraft Kings @calebu08.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Is that why my mom refused to buy the memory card so I had to keep replaying Jedi Power Battles?
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David K. Barnes @davidkbarnes.com · 30/05/2026
Lately I’ve been in an indie team making stop-motion animation. It’s just 4 of us (animator, writer, voice actor, sound designer). The show’s called The Tiny Angry Witch. It’s all basically hand made. No AI. It’s tiring, but we love what we do. So, anyway, here’s a Witch making rude noises:
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