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CalebDMTG

@calebdmtg.bsky.social
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MTG streamer and lefty. Metalhead DSA

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big tiddy Rebell @rebell.bsky.social · 6h
I can’t even afford pre-release any changes to collector packs is just not an issue of mine at all lol
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CalebDMTG @calebdmtg.bsky.social · 6h
The idea that women's bodily autonomy is an abstract concern is not some complex logic we need to parse. No one actually believes that abortions and miscarriages are abstract. It's nonsense. Word slop to paste a vibe of legal legitimacy over a religious mandate.
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CalebDMTG @calebdmtg.bsky.social · 6h
Love holding up an election where the popular vote lost as an example people just need to vote harder
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CalebDMTG @calebdmtg.bsky.social · 9h
Feel that. Get better soon
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CalebDMTG @calebdmtg.bsky.social · 12h
I think the stone rain is better than some of your kid's more situational cards. Also don't hate going to 19 in these older formats
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CalebDMTG @calebdmtg.bsky.social · 21h
Cooking for appreciative people is the best
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CalebDMTG @calebdmtg.bsky.social · 23h
They weighed me and I was shocked that I'd dropped ten pounds, but it makes sense. I assume a lot of that is water
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CalebDMTG @calebdmtg.bsky.social · 23h
I told her I'd been drinking Soylents since they're bland and easy to slowly sip (800 calories/day), and she said that was the first time in 30 years she'd run into someone drinking a meal replacement while sick. Turns out not the worst but too much fat
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CalebDMTG @calebdmtg.bsky.social · 23h
Think I'm going to cheat a little and use a hint of ginger/cumin (both good for indigestion) and a single cardomom pod so the rice tastes like something
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CalebDMTG @calebdmtg.bsky.social · 23h
Blood test came back normal besides low lymphocytes, which is normal after a week of diarrhea Still gotta return this stool sample And was given the most restrictive diet of my life. Plain white bread, white rice, bananas, peeled apples.
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CalebDMTG @calebdmtg.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Omw to urgent care. Hopefully not a waste of time
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CalebDMTG @calebdmtg.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
6ish, as I was big on aronofsky in college. Perhaps the director I've fallen deepest on over the years. The Wrestler holds up though
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CalebDMTG @calebdmtg.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You got this Jen! 💪
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CalebDMTG @calebdmtg.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Yah and receiving them is gas, assuming you get a chance to read it. Who doesn't love a glow up?
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CalebDMTG @calebdmtg.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Asking for letters of recommendation always makes me uncomfortable. "Hey can you do me a solid and list some of my virtues? Hate to bother but it's super important that I have someone say nice things about me in a formal way"
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CalebDMTG @calebdmtg.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Update: After blowing up their social media like it was my job I was finally refunded. Happy to have my money back, but gotta say it doesn't seem like a great way to run a business
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CalebDMTG @calebdmtg.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
And it's back. Absolute misery. Only got two hours of sleep. Not sure if I ate something that retriggered it or if it's just a viral thing that came back with a vengeance naturally. Going to urgent care tomorrow if it keeps up
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CalebDMTG @calebdmtg.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Not very scientific to hold up a single data point as representative :/ Might want to get your money back
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Wobbles @wobbles.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Fascinating update from l0gr1thm1k, who curates the Data Generated Vintage cube. Huge fall off of people actively updating their cubes on Cube Cobra. Magic will outlive Cube? #mtgcube
This list looks a little more "normal" to me. The quantity of data I filter on and use to make these cubes has been declining over the last few years as fewer folks are updating vintage cubes. I usually only sample cubes taht have been updated in the last 90 days. A few years ago I was gitting in the 40-50 range of cubes updated whenever I sampled, whoih made the sample fairly robuts. This quarter there were only 9 cubes updated, making choices in the cube highly idiosyncratic. Sampling thosecube highly idiosyncratic. Sampling those recent cubes did allow us to include Bilbo, Theif in the Night, but overall the cube looked off by having more pet cards present - to remedy that, i went back to sampling over a longer window - the last 365 days. this yielded a bit more of a vanilla vintage cube; so we traded brand new most recent set inclusions for cube stability - seems worth it to me. I'm still not bothering to maintain this list in paper any longer, but this is a list I could enjoy!
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CalebDMTG @calebdmtg.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
1- You're way under 2- no shit
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CalebDMTG @calebdmtg.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"the one at the tate" implies there's more than one.
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CalebDMTG @calebdmtg.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Project was clearing out a group of Boxelder that were encroaching on the neighbors yard + made room for those Red Maples to get some sun--they were getting strangled by the faster growing box elder and they're a nicer tree imo. Looking forward to see how they develop
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CalebDMTG @calebdmtg.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Taking a chip out of one side, and then cutting through horizontal on the other, helps it fall in the chip direction This tree was leaning heavily but I still got it to drop straight, and away from my fence Not a perfect science. Larger trees you'd use a wedge and a rope to guide it and be 100%
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CalebDMTG @calebdmtg.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I stumbled across the one at the Tate in London and flipped out. Texted my wife like "babe I found the Fountain!!!" and she was like why are you sending me pictures of a toilet
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CalebDMTG @calebdmtg.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Avg republican is about as bad, but the last one to be gov of california was much better than gavin and wouldn't have vetoed half of this shit.
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CalebDMTG @calebdmtg.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Definitely the most fun deck of the night. Some nice turn 4-5 kills in there. also had fun brewing with darklight pheonix! standard is fun right now
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CalebDMTG @calebdmtg.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
standard is silly (turn 4 and very dead)
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yall wanna see a 2 hour old highland cow
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CalebDMTG @calebdmtg.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
the big oil anti immigrant guy? Dems can do better
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CalebDMTG @calebdmtg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Naw I'm like 99% it's from eating leftover chinese food because the weird burps tasted like it and my symptoms started almost immediately. No produce or anything just sticky rice and chicken
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CalebDMTG @calebdmtg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I've washed my hands like twenty five times wtf
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CalebDMTG @calebdmtg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
absolute misery. up pooping until 5am, up again at 8am. the last time I had food poisoning it was done in a day what is this shit
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CalebDMTG @calebdmtg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ah fuck it's mothman! Who left the porch light on?
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CalebDMTG @calebdmtg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
No stream today. got some food poisoning and my body is in the process of rejecting every fluid I've ever consumed
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CalebDMTG @calebdmtg.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Dordeduh is the band! Har is their best album. It's a wild blend of genres--symphonic/folk/prog with black metal influence (the originators were part of a black metal band). Pretty accessible but not for everyone Anyway one of our favorite bands/albums
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CalebDMTG @calebdmtg.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Ballsy move to trust a treasure to a complete stranger but if you can't trust your local embroidery group who can you trust? Anyway MrsD was thrilled 😄 I was charged 80 (20/h) and I tipped another 40 because they did such a good job
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CalebDMTG @calebdmtg.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
So, when we were in Romania my wife got her back patch signed by her favorite band, and was uncertain how to preserve it I messaged the local embroidery group and asked if anyone could make the sigs permanent. Snuck jacket out and back.
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CalebDMTG @calebdmtg.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If alcohol is unhealthy, why does my hand stop shaking when I drink it?
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The major platforms—Facebook, YouTube, and X—are all refusing to show the trailer for the upcoming documentary that eviscerates the ridiculous pest Elon Musk. So I guess we have to do our part to make sure it is seen. www.youtube.com/watch?v=eY_8...
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Musk | Official Trailer | Bleecker Street
YouTube video by Musk
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CalebDMTG @calebdmtg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
After the Cleese bigotry stuff came out I looked into the others and Palin's interview of Jan Morris gave me a lot of comfort
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CalebDMTG @calebdmtg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
That same man botched the entire campaign season so voters couldn't have a proper primary. He lost it just as much as Kamala did. And Hillary WON the popular vote! Odd to hold up that election as the will of the voters.
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CalebDMTG @calebdmtg.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
another clean 7-0. this is exactly what I want my unpowered decks to look like, lots of early interaction to slow down the opponent + ways to outgrind once they're slow twitch.tv/calebdmtg
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CalebDMTG @calebdmtg.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Kinda reminds me of the trash scene in brave little toaster
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CalebDMTG @calebdmtg.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Like a scene from a Pixar film
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CalebDMTG @calebdmtg.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
direction
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CalebDMTG @calebdmtg.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Great for bombing civilians though
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CalebDMTG @calebdmtg.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Uh, I had to cryptic tap one game, but I'd planned to that turn? If they'd had a counter it would've been hairy.
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Old Hobbes 🔜 Private Practice @hobbesq.bolasgang.com · 24/09/2026
I think people who fight against Trans Rights should take a long bath in a tub filled with piranhas Trans Rights are Human Rights and fuck off to the River Styx if you don't agree #FreeBugs
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CalebDMTG @calebdmtg.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
psa: turning a prepared creature elk doesn't unprepare it. Just a sickass elk about to summan an emrakul here:
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CalebDMTG @calebdmtg.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
real quality filth of a 7-0
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