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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 30/09/2026
1. Iced coffee is on your car insurance. 2. You’ve met iced coffee’s dad, who’s nice, and iced coffee’s mom, who can be a real jackass. 3. You and iced coffee went to Six Flags on Memorial Day and made out in the line for Mr. Freeze. buff.ly/LHOsD5I
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Seventeen Signs You’re in a Long-Term Relationship with Iced Coffee
1. Iced coffee is on your car insurance. 2. You’ve met iced coffee’s dad, who’s nice, and iced coffee’s mom, who can be a real jackass. 3. You and iced coffe...
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Daisy Pitkin @daisy-pitkin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Thank you, @gallego.senate.gov for boycotting Starbucks!
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geekysteven @geekysteven.com · 15/09/2026
Spot welding is what separates us from the animals
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The Hard Times @thehardtimesnews.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Why I Don’t Support Animal Cosmetic Testing Unless They Look Goth as Hell thehardtimes.net/blog/why-i-d...
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Why I Don’t Support Animal Cosmetic Testing Unless They Look Goth as Hell
Every year, thousands of animals are forced into cosmetic testing. Most of them endure sickness and poor living conditions just to look... Get the full story
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 10/09/2026
"Cage wanted you to listen to the sounds you normally ignore. Like people breathing and birds chirping. I wasn’t all that excited about it, but they kept telling us that if we didn’t do what they said, they’d sell us to Randy Quaid, and he’d hunt us for sport." www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/an-...
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An Oral History of the Kidz Bop Cover of John Cage’s 4’33”
“Cage wanted you to listen to the sounds you normally ignore. Like people breathing and birds chirping. I wasn’t all that excited about it, but they kept tel...
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The Onion @theonion.com · 10/09/2026
Beef Tallow Homunculus  Escapes From HHS Building theonion.com/beef-tallow-homunculus…
Beef Tallow Homunculus  Escapes From HHS Building
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Atomic Monsoon @atomicmonsoon.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Hey, Monsooners! Check out Retro Andy’s appearance on "AE Doubleback" on your favorite podcast platform! @calderholbrook.bsky.social & @999rpms.bsky.social invited him on to talk about both AEW ALL IN LONDON 2026 as well as the 03 Sept 2026 AEW Dynamite. Check it out!
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Calder Holbrook @calderholbrook.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
👍👍👍
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Calder Holbrook @calderholbrook.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
people are SO very comfortable instantly calling for someone's livelihood in sports or entertainment after one brief example of what they consider substandard work. We could possibly be in a better situation with even a tiny amount of compassion for each other.
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Calder Holbrook @calderholbrook.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
yesssss! thanks to Andy for guesting!
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The Onion @theonion.com · 02/09/2026
Amazon MGM Narrows List Of James Bond Candidates To 6 Actors, 1 Extremely Suave Ferret theonion.com/amazon-mgm-narrows-lis…
Amazon MGM Narrows List Of James Bond Candidates To 6 Actors, 1 Extremely Suave Ferret
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Calder Holbrook @calderholbrook.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Beany Man!!!
sleeping orange cat with "toe beans" showing
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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/08/2026
“Women who average more than 8.4 points, 2.3 rebounds, or 1.3 assists per game clearly have an unfair biological advantage over women who don’t, and we need to maintain a level playing field.” — Sophie Cunningham
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Sophie Cunningham Claims Any Woman Who Averages More Than 8 Points Per Game Should Not Be Allowed To Play In WNBA
INDIANAPOLIS—Contending that the proposed restrictions were “common sense” and necessary to preserve the integrity of the sport, Indiana Fever shooting guard Sophie Cunningham claimed Friday that any ...
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Starbucks Workers United @sbworkersunited.org · 25/08/2026
🚨SEIU has endorsed the Starbucks Boycott!
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The Onion @theonion.com · 25/08/2026
Report: More Americans Abandoning Lengthy Conversations In Favor Of One Really Big Word theonion.com/report-more-americans-…
Report: More Americans Abandoning Lengthy Conversations In Favor Of One Really Big Word
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Calder Holbrook @calderholbrook.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
people get mad when someone's name isn't in a headline, but if people don't already know who someone is, their name isn't as helpful as a basic description of them. their name will be early in the body of the article and in time they may become famous enough that it enters the headline.
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Calder Holbrook @calderholbrook.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
IS THERE in fact even a single trans basketball player threatening to crack a roster
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Calder Holbrook @calderholbrook.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
how do i trick warren into taking his jagged little pill 🤔
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Calder Holbrook @calderholbrook.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
the obgyn tool called the tenaculum forceps was invented around the time of the civil war. it remained the state of the art for about 160 years, until someone literally JUST bothered to update it with something that was not as intensely painful. that's how much we care about playing to women.
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Calder Holbrook @calderholbrook.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
😐 warren has embraced the self destructive life of the fun party drunk against my wishes
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Calder Holbrook @calderholbrook.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
🥺
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SAG-AFTRA @sagaftra.org · 05/08/2026
Background actors should feel free to accept as many availability checks (AKA first avails) as they desire until they are booked. And once they are booked, they should let the background casting director know they are no longer available.
Did you know? 'First avail' is an availability check, not a booking. SAG-AFTRA.
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geekysteven @geekysteven.com · 04/08/2026
#DubiousNerdFacts
Dandelions are considered weeds because they produce a toxic gas that will end you right away you, will not survive an encounter with these dangerous plants say goodbye to your loved ones
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Calder Holbrook @calderholbrook.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
this caliber of buds can only be equalled, never surpassed
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Calder Holbrook @calderholbrook.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
i guess i'm here again, huh. attached please find warren the cat
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RetroAndyArt @retroandyart.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
It was a couple of weeks ago, but I was on AE Doubleback with my buddy @calderholbrook.bsky.social and @999rpms.bsky.social and talking about AEW Dynamite: Maximum Carnage! Have you listened? Apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a... Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/7JCZ...
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Michael Metivier @grousehollow.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
holy shit Scarlet Joe Handsome looks TRIUMPHANT 🪶
A very boss looking male cardinal perched at a feeder
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ΜΑΝΟΣ ΤΡΑΧΙΑΣ™ @trahias.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Nigel Van Wieck (British, b.1947, now based in New York City) "Q Train," 1990 Pastel on paper 22 x 30 in #art #painting #artist #BlueSkyArt
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Calder Holbrook @calderholbrook.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
YESSSSSS 🐍🐍🐍
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Calder Holbrook @calderholbrook.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
ICE is in downtown LA again today, just sighted 7th/grand
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Calder Holbrook @calderholbrook.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Masked ICE and cops just rolled up and grabbed a couple guys at 7th and grand in downtown LA, be fucking careful out there
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Calder Holbrook @calderholbrook.bsky.social · 09/10/2023
proud owner of 15 lbs of brown rice
disheveled man gleefully holding very large bag of rice
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Calder Holbrook @calderholbrook.bsky.social · 09/09/2023
it is very telling about human nature that when we say a fucked up item we are selling has been "greatly loved"
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Calder Holbrook @calderholbrook.bsky.social · 05/09/2023
when i REALLY want a match on a dating app, i swipe right with some real oomph.
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Calder Holbrook @calderholbrook.bsky.social · 01/09/2023
easily my favorite thing to do with my phone is update the apps! i LOVE app updates!
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Calder Holbrook @calderholbrook.bsky.social · 31/08/2023
bummed that The Great is gone, one of my favorite shows
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Calder Holbrook @calderholbrook.bsky.social · 31/08/2023
beauty is butt deep
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Calder Holbrook @calderholbrook.bsky.social · 23/08/2023
shoe cobbler: maker of shoes; pie made of shoes shoe cobbler cobbler: pie made of maker of shoes; pie made of pies made of shoes shoe cobbler and shoe cobbler cobbler gobbler: me 😋😋😋 shoe cobbler and shoe cobbler cobbler gobbler gobbler: you? 🤞🤞🤞 shoe cobbler and shoe cobbler cobbler gobbler and
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Calder Holbrook @calderholbrook.bsky.social · 23/08/2023
i dont know what blockchain means and i refuse to learn
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Calder Holbrook @calderholbrook.bsky.social · 23/08/2023
bunches of grapes wouldn't have stood a chance if the ancient Romans had jars of peanut butter
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Calder Holbrook @calderholbrook.bsky.social · 12/08/2023
here i be, on the "good" new social media app!
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