Calder Holbrook @calderholbrook.bsky.social · 08/10/2026emo is up there with the best of the best, i learned of him first from mst3k when i was younger, only to be stunned by having the privilege of seeing him perform in person while writing for a lil live comedy show after moving to LA. well worth it 👍 010
Reposted by Calder HolbrookMcSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 30/09/20261. Iced coffee is on your car insurance. 2. You’ve met iced coffee’s dad, who’s nice, and iced coffee’s mom, who can be a real jackass. 3. You and iced coffee went to Six Flags on Memorial Day and made out in the line for Mr. Freeze. buff.ly/LHOsD5Ibuff.lySeventeen Signs You’re in a Long-Term Relationship with Iced Coffee1. Iced coffee is on your car insurance. 2. You’ve met iced coffee’s dad, who’s nice, and iced coffee’s mom, who can be a real jackass. 3. You and iced coffe... 1347
Reposted by Calder HolbrookDaisy Pitkin @daisy-pitkin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Thank you, @gallego.senate.gov for boycotting Starbucks! 02510
Calder Holbrook @calderholbrook.bsky.social · 18/09/2026i mean, that's obviously the Lok-nar villains.fandom.com/wiki/Loc-Narvillains.fandom.comLoc-NarThe Loc–Nar is the main antagonist of the 1981 Canadian adult animated science fantasy anthology film Heavy Metal, based on the pulp magazine of the same name, one of the stories in this magazine bein... 040
Reposted by Calder Holbrookgeekysteven @geekysteven.com · 15/09/2026Spot welding is what separates us from the animals 0125
Reposted by Calder HolbrookThe Hard Times @thehardtimesnews.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Why I Don’t Support Animal Cosmetic Testing Unless They Look Goth as Hell thehardtimes.net/blog/why-i-d...thehardtimes.netWhy I Don’t Support Animal Cosmetic Testing Unless They Look Goth as HellEvery year, thousands of animals are forced into cosmetic testing. Most of them endure sickness and poor living conditions just to look... Get the full story 0558
Reposted by Calder HolbrookMcSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 10/09/2026"Cage wanted you to listen to the sounds you normally ignore. Like people breathing and birds chirping. I wasn’t all that excited about it, but they kept telling us that if we didn’t do what they said, they’d sell us to Randy Quaid, and he’d hunt us for sport." www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/an-...mcsweeneys.netAn Oral History of the Kidz Bop Cover of John Cage’s 4’33”“Cage wanted you to listen to the sounds you normally ignore. Like people breathing and birds chirping. I wasn’t all that excited about it, but they kept tel... 2369
Calder Holbrook @calderholbrook.bsky.social · 10/09/2026surely you've been mad enough to once or twice! 000
Reposted by Calder HolbrookThe Onion @theonion.com · 10/09/2026Beef Tallow Homunculus Escapes From HHS Building theonion.com/beef-tallow-homunculus… 271996238
Reposted by Calder HolbrookAtomic Monsoon @atomicmonsoon.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Hey, Monsooners! Check out Retro Andy’s appearance on "AE Doubleback" on your favorite podcast platform! @calderholbrook.bsky.social & @999rpms.bsky.social invited him on to talk about both AEW ALL IN LONDON 2026 as well as the 03 Sept 2026 AEW Dynamite. Check it out! 021
Calder Holbrook @calderholbrook.bsky.social · 05/09/2026people are SO very comfortable instantly calling for someone's livelihood in sports or entertainment after one brief example of what they consider substandard work. We could possibly be in a better situation with even a tiny amount of compassion for each other. 010
Reposted by Calder HolbrookThe Onion @theonion.com · 02/09/2026Amazon MGM Narrows List Of James Bond Candidates To 6 Actors, 1 Extremely Suave Ferret theonion.com/amazon-mgm-narrows-lis… 411964370
Calder Holbrook @calderholbrook.bsky.social · 02/09/2026i remember bruce springsteen recommended Joe Klein's book, "Woody Guthrie: A Life" 010
Calder Holbrook @calderholbrook.bsky.social · 29/08/2026static.klipy.comThings that never happenedALT: Things that never happened 020
Reposted by Calder HolbrookThe Onion @theonion.com · 29/08/2026“Women who average more than 8.4 points, 2.3 rebounds, or 1.3 assists per game clearly have an unfair biological advantage over women who don’t, and we need to maintain a level playing field.” — Sophie Cunninghamtheonion.comSophie Cunningham Claims Any Woman Who Averages More Than 8 Points Per Game Should Not Be Allowed To Play In WNBAINDIANAPOLIS—Contending that the proposed restrictions were “common sense” and necessary to preserve the integrity of the sport, Indiana Fever shooting guard Sophie Cunningham claimed Friday that any ... 443942631
Reposted by Calder HolbrookStarbucks Workers United @sbworkersunited.org · 25/08/2026🚨SEIU has endorsed the Starbucks Boycott! 06510
Reposted by Calder HolbrookThe Onion @theonion.com · 25/08/2026Report: More Americans Abandoning Lengthy Conversations In Favor Of One Really Big Word theonion.com/report-more-americans-… 3387070
Calder Holbrook @calderholbrook.bsky.social · 21/08/2026this is really in the top tier of film, maybe the best british film ever made. and that's not an easy call. i love others, like this sporting life, SO much. but DAMN. 010
Calder Holbrook @calderholbrook.bsky.social · 20/08/2026people get mad when someone's name isn't in a headline, but if people don't already know who someone is, their name isn't as helpful as a basic description of them. their name will be early in the body of the article and in time they may become famous enough that it enters the headline. 000
Calder Holbrook @calderholbrook.bsky.social · 19/08/2026what does it feel like to add to that pantheon, what do you think about when you're doing the work? 000
Calder Holbrook @calderholbrook.bsky.social · 12/08/2026scum like him doesn't deserve the correction 000
Calder Holbrook @calderholbrook.bsky.social · 08/08/2026IS THERE in fact even a single trans basketball player threatening to crack a roster 010
Calder Holbrook @calderholbrook.bsky.social · 07/08/2026big ups to Eddie Anderson while we're at it 010
Calder Holbrook @calderholbrook.bsky.social · 06/08/2026static.klipy.comShirt TeaseALT: Shirt Tease 000
Calder Holbrook @calderholbrook.bsky.social · 06/08/2026static.klipy.comCat Eating Texas MemeALT: Cat Eating Texas Meme 010
Calder Holbrook @calderholbrook.bsky.social · 06/08/2026how do i trick warren into taking his jagged little pill 🤔 000
Calder Holbrook @calderholbrook.bsky.social · 06/08/2026the obgyn tool called the tenaculum forceps was invented around the time of the civil war. it remained the state of the art for about 160 years, until someone literally JUST bothered to update it with something that was not as intensely painful. that's how much we care about playing to women. 000
Calder Holbrook @calderholbrook.bsky.social · 06/08/2026😐 warren has embraced the self destructive life of the fun party drunk against my wishes 000
Calder Holbrook @calderholbrook.bsky.social · 05/08/2026not enough warren zevon voice on social media 000
Calder Holbrook @calderholbrook.bsky.social · 05/08/2026static.klipy.comI Am OutcastALT: I Am Outcast 010
Reposted by Calder HolbrookSAG-AFTRA @sagaftra.org · 05/08/2026Background actors should feel free to accept as many availability checks (AKA first avails) as they desire until they are booked. And once they are booked, they should let the background casting director know they are no longer available. 2165
Calder Holbrook @calderholbrook.bsky.social · 05/08/2026this creates a potentially dangerous balance of power that is not in your favor 060
Calder Holbrook @calderholbrook.bsky.social · 05/08/2026who has the most impactful butt in marvel, plot-wise 000
Calder Holbrook @calderholbrook.bsky.social · 04/08/2026oh man, you GOTTA find a way to do an appearance in Supai, i know it would crush. went a couple times in boy scouts, it was so wonderful. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Supai,_...en.wikipedia.orgSupai, Arizona - Wikipedia 110
Calder Holbrook @calderholbrook.bsky.social · 03/08/2026this caliber of buds can only be equalled, never surpassed 010
