Robert Clarke-Chan @999rpms.bsky.social · 26/05/2026President Donald Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Trump 000
Robert Clarke-Chan @999rpms.bsky.social · 26/04/2026Shots overheard at Correspondents’ Assn. dinner, Secret Service says that president’s ear is unharmed and with loved ones. Suspect in custody, K. McAllister of Winnetka, Il., reportedly armed with a shovel and paint bucket. 031
Robert Clarke-Chan @999rpms.bsky.social · 28/03/2026No Bad Stuf Ordinarily, I’d do a little copy editing before heading out, but maybe pitching it at Trump’s reading level will get through? #nokings 030
Robert Clarke-Chan @999rpms.bsky.social · 28/02/2026CALM DOWN. Did Trump just assassinate a sitting head of state? Yep. Wouldn’t that legitimize foreign powers doing the same to him? No! Following the airstrikes, Trump strategically deployed “no tag-backs,” as well as invoking, “I have a forcefield” and “not it not it not it.” 4D CHESS. 150
Robert Clarke-Chan @999rpms.bsky.social · 18/10/2025At the Northridge No Kings protest. Kid made his own sign. Despite being in full agreement with the sentiment, for a number of reasons we asked that he redact the f-bombs. 1101
Robert Clarke-Chan @999rpms.bsky.social · 08/10/2025“We will never waver in safeguarding the right to religious liberty, upholding the dignity of life, and protecting God in our public square.” -some orange dipshit, earlier this year 020
Robert Clarke-Chan @999rpms.bsky.social · 23/09/2025Real talk? GWAR *not* disemboweling a sitting president is waaaaaaay more of an insult. Also, this is my first time hearing about Libs of TikTok - who, I guess, makes a living doing this? Is there a term for people who are career trolls? Rage engineers? Vex workers? Post-itutes? 130
Robert Clarke-Chan @999rpms.bsky.social · 19/09/2025Foolproof way for Israel to get everyone’s mind off of all that genocide: Host a Wrestlemania! They could replace the steel cage with an Iron Dome, they could have a Money in the West Bank match. What fun! Now, is $250 million a lot to pay WWE to whitewash war crimes? Dunno - ask Saudi Arabia. 130
Robert Clarke-Chan @999rpms.bsky.social · 18/09/2025Question for the parents: Is it considered child abuse to cancel Disney Plus? Because they just pulled Kimmel off the air indefinitely for saying some real innocuous shit. 150
Robert Clarke-Chan @999rpms.bsky.social · 13/09/2025It’s appalling that the gang warfare of these white savages has spilled over into polite society. If these ignorant children want to keep killing each other, they should go back to the Caucasus mountains where they came from. 010
Robert Clarke-Chan @999rpms.bsky.social · 13/09/2025This white-on-white violence is out of control. Remember when we could go to go to school without the fear of being caught in the crossfire of a Turning Point/Groyper shooting? Why aren’t the police doing more about these out of control gangs? 150
Robert Clarke-Chan @999rpms.bsky.social · 13/09/2025Charlie Kirk didn't die because of the bullet. He died largely because of a drug overdose. 140
Robert Clarke-Chan @999rpms.bsky.social · 05/09/2025THINGS RFK JR. BELIEVES CAUSE AUTISM Vaccines Aspirin Voting for Democrats Scary movies Crossing your legs Cardboard boxes Scary Movie Being an “uppity bitch just because someone says you have a nice ass” Washing your hands Scary Movie 3 Alligators Crying (men only) Not crying (women only) 120
Robert Clarke-Chan @999rpms.bsky.social · 05/09/2025Do you think rappers who are in the closet about loving cops have, like, a secret code? Do they call themselves Friends of O’Malley? Do they have to come out to their grandparents and explain why the cop that sicced dogs on them in the ‘60s were decent people, actually? 010
Robert Clarke-Chan @999rpms.bsky.social · 02/09/2025HOLY SHIT this episode of Strange New Worlds is like if ‘80s SNL did a 60-minute sketch about autistic people. I know posting opinions about Trek online is kind of like driving a coal-burning Cybertruck through a living room full of orphans, but gottDAMN I haven’t seen an ep this bad in years. 190
Robert Clarke-Chan @999rpms.bsky.social · 31/08/2025Me, when I see someone NOT wearing a Hawaiian shirt at this Weird Al concert:media.tenor.coma man in a trench coat and tie is standing in front of trees in a park .ALT: a man in a trench coat and tie is standing in front of trees in a park . 050
Robert Clarke-Chan @999rpms.bsky.social · 29/08/2025Honestly, this won’t affect my life in the least. If ever there were a restaurant giving “We Would Bring Back Slavery if We Could,” it’s fucking Cracker Barrel. 010
Robert Clarke-Chan @999rpms.bsky.social · 16/08/2025TIL the first renaissance faire took place on Vineland near Ventura. The land is now a building full of $2000 studios next to a Ralphs. I can’t imagine anything more Los Angeles than that. 030
Robert Clarke-Chan @999rpms.bsky.social · 27/07/2025Old and Busted: watching The Sandman on Netflix and comparing it to the books The Nü Hottness: watching The Sandman on Netflix and comparing it to the weird shit we now know about Neil Gaiman Biographical criticism is the Gossip Girl of literary academia and I love it. 030
Robert Clarke-Chan @999rpms.bsky.social · 25/07/2025CBS fires Colbert and, two days later, they get their merger. I would’ve waited at least a week so it wasn’t as obvious that this was a straight up bribe - but I guess that’s why I’m not a convicted felon. www.pbs.org/newshour/eco...pbs.orgFCC approves Paramount's $8 billion deal with Skydance, capping months of turmoilThe stamp of approval from the Federal Communications Commission comes after months of turmoil revolving around President Donald Trump’s legal battle with “60 Minutes,” the crown jewel of Paramount-ow... 120
Robert Clarke-Chan @999rpms.bsky.social · 04/07/2025Merry 4th everyone! I’m celebrating my independence from Knowing Is Half the Podcast* by guesting on another podcast! Have a listen! _________ * I will resume my co-dependent 9-year relationship with KIHTP after the three-day weekend 061
Robert Clarke-Chan @999rpms.bsky.social · 04/07/2025Four score and 28 months ago (9 years), us fathers (and a mother) brought forth, on this continent, a new podcast, conceived in inebriety, and dedicated to the proposition that all cartoons are created equal. Which doesn’t explain why some of them are so gawdawful, but you gotta start somewhere. 031
Robert Clarke-Chan @999rpms.bsky.social · 29/06/2025OMG after fully not being able handle rewatching Battlestar Galactica for years now, we finally started the miniseries and there’s a scene where Helo calls Gaius Baltar one of the greatest scientific minds of the colonies AND HOLY SHIT HE’S 100% ELON MUSK. Ron Moore fucking knew. HE KNEW. 030
Robert Clarke-Chan @999rpms.bsky.social · 22/06/2025Bin Laden had intel that the US was days away from developing photon torpedo tech in the WTC … but y’all ain’t ready for how nuanced *my* take is. 000
Robert Clarke-Chan @999rpms.bsky.social · 22/06/2025Watching Bourdain on Iran (Parts Unknown S4e6 on Max) and what surprises aren’t the differences, but the similarities. Repressive religion, roving gangs of plainclothes militias, people being disappeared. Is Trump bombing Iran because he’s afraid of Israel or just jealous of Iran’s police state? 120
Robert Clarke-Chan @999rpms.bsky.social · 18/06/2025“Congratulations! You are being rescued. Please do not resist.” 031
Robert Clarke-Chan @999rpms.bsky.social · 15/06/2025Vetoing an unprovoked political assassination by a client state is the LOWEST bar an American president has had to clear in the history of our nation and it still sounds like bro had to be dragged kicking and screaming over it. 020
Robert Clarke-Chan @999rpms.bsky.social · 15/06/2025Posting from Los Angeles on June 14, 2025 to demonstrate my affinity for animal husbandry AND NO OTHER REASON 040
Robert Clarke-Chan @999rpms.bsky.social · 13/06/2025TIRED: Winning 35 Grammys WIRED: Being so good, the Grammys are forced to make another Grammy because you won their racist Grammy 020
Robert Clarke-Chan @999rpms.bsky.social · 09/06/2025Coincidentally, our 7-year old just became interested in Steven Universe, so we're all in for a rewatch. This episode came up and it's shockingly relevant to what's happening in Los Angeles right now. We will win because all they have is hate and we are made of love.youtu.beSteven Universe | Stronger Than You | Cartoon NetworkYouTube video by Cartoon Network UK 040
Robert Clarke-Chan @999rpms.bsky.social · 09/06/2025Hey - remember when the LAPD Chief McDonnell said they wouldn’t be supporting ICE and you could trust them? Remember when they said that all the way back in … yesterday? 020
Robert Clarke-Chan @999rpms.bsky.social · 09/06/2025For all the lefties waiting for the part of fascism where they start putting people on trains - mass deportation is putting people on trains. If you’re not fighting Nazis now, then you are one. 061
Robert Clarke-Chan @999rpms.bsky.social · 09/06/2025Boy - calling out the National Guard to quell protests never ended poorly and I KENT STATE that clearly enough. 097
Robert Clarke-Chan @999rpms.bsky.social · 25/05/2025Along with Chris Claremont, Peter David is one of the twin pillars of my comics upbringing - a master writer across multiple disciplines. He’s dead now after being kicked off of Medicaid. Make of that what you will. 091
Robert Clarke-Chan @999rpms.bsky.social · 06/04/2025Went to go see Minecraft. It was preceded by the foulest collection of movie previews I’ve ever seen in my life. TRAILER 1: Some kids’ movie trying to show how much cooler Jesus Christ is than what all the youths think is cool now: King Arthur. 140
Robert Clarke-Chan @999rpms.bsky.social · 05/04/2025Marching for a special interest group that has been getting a lot of attention lately! #HandsOff 160
Robert Clarke-Chan @999rpms.bsky.social · 30/03/2025Kim’s Convenience + Bottle Rocket + Breaking Bad = Deli Boys on Hulu/Disney+ Also, the entirety of Never Have I Ever, I just wanted the show to follow the mom. Did I know I also wanted her to be a vicious mob boss? No, no I did not. But this show thankfully clued me in. 160
Robert Clarke-Chan @999rpms.bsky.social · 29/03/2025Can someone at Max explain to me - like I’m a complete goddamn idiot, apparently - why The Penguin is the top title of their celebration of Women’s History Month? Is there something about this show I’m missing? Does Colin Farrell lay an egg in episode 2 or some shit? 120
Robert Clarke-Chan @999rpms.bsky.social · 22/03/2025Dismantle the Department of Defense and hand over military concerns to the states. IF IT WORKS FOR TEACHERS, IT’S GOOD ENOUGH FOR SOLDIERS. 041
