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caitie delaney

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caitie delaney @caitiedelaney.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
I had a dream last night that there was a lost directors cut of Titanic wherein there’s a time travel storyline, Jack can go back to stop the ship sinking but realizes in all the scenarios where it doesn’t sink, he also doesn’t meet Rose so he goes and lets it sink just to fall in love with her??
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caitie delaney @caitiedelaney.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
get fucked pissman
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caitie delaney @caitiedelaney.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Last week at my job so I had to say goodbye to the weird mannequin that’s permanently sat at one of the lunch tables, its only purpose seemingly being to creep everyone out and waste an entire table in a busy cafeteria
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Again: trans people are a very small minority. If your *KNEEJERK* reaction when you encounter these rare & beautiful butterflies is *ANYTHING* other than “What can I do to make your life a little brighter?” you need to interrogate yourself. Impede the life of trans ppl & you’re in danger, from me. ❤️
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caitie delaney @caitiedelaney.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
To the owner of the white Tesla with California vanity plate “TESLUT” circle back for a minute I just wanna talk
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caitie delaney @caitiedelaney.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Being single again rocks actually. No one knows what I’m doing or where I am at any given time. I’m skulking around Carmen Sandiego style. I’m blending into walls
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caitie delaney @caitiedelaney.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Fine I’ll tell you guys what it is now. It’s a Reese’s Crispy Crunchy
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caitie delaney @caitiedelaney.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
I took a break from social media and totally lost my posting sauce. I used to be a division 1 poster. Now what do I have.
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caitie delaney @caitiedelaney.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
NEVERRR let a non-Angeleno shame you about fearing the rain. I nearly met my entire demise on laurel canyon blvd today
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caitie delaney @caitiedelaney.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
hi!!!
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caitie delaney @caitiedelaney.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
literally haven’t stopped thinking about the Seal Team 6 Meal since seeing Friendship. It infiltrates every waking moment
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caitie delaney @caitiedelaney.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
hey guys what’s up. checking in to make sure no one is giving in to hopelessness and nihilism over here
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Taylor Lorenz @taylorlorenz.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
And liberals said that the phrase "Abolish ICE" was too extreme
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caitie delaney @caitiedelaney.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
how are we all doing? ha ha
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caitie delaney @caitiedelaney.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
fine I’ll bite What’s a Tariff
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caitie delaney @caitiedelaney.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
I can’t get into The Pitt. I tried twice. Two episodes. Is this a safe space
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caitie delaney @caitiedelaney.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
been considering shutting up forever. no opinions, simply relaxing
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Jesse @requiemarm.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Chuck Schumer having to actually do his job instead of promoting his dipshit book
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
no matter what the circumstances, democrats are always saving their energy for a mythical future situation where they will do something good
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caitie delaney @caitiedelaney.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Retire bitch
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caitie delaney @caitiedelaney.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
heeeeyyy guys what's everyone talking about over here
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caitie delaney @caitiedelaney.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
STAY AWAY from her RFK get a job
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caitie delaney @caitiedelaney.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
I really wanna talk to someone about the best candy bar I’ve had in years but I’m highly protective of it… they’re very hard to find and I can’t risk creating even more scarcity. It sucks though because I love this candy bar and I just wanna shout it from the rooftops. Anyway you come here often or
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caitie delaney @caitiedelaney.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
yeah everyone everywhere just needs to keep talking about Elon until Trump gets jealous of the attention and cuts that fool loose
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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Of course I'm rooting for the bats
A screenshot from the citizens app: in East Los Angeles, report of men fighting with bats
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caitie delaney @caitiedelaney.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
the “should I apply to grad schools” ruminating is back
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caitie delaney @caitiedelaney.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
I don’t know what type of poster I am on here yet. Haven’t found my niche. All I can think of right now is to tell you I love eating sunflower seeds
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caitie delaney @caitiedelaney.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Getting a Big Gulp is how I stay connected to my inner child. I will never stop getting a Big Gulp
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caitie delaney @caitiedelaney.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
aw my last posts on here were about Luigi being surprise hot... already feels like simpler times
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caitie delaney @caitiedelaney.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
I meeaaannnn
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caitie delaney @caitiedelaney.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
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daniel chamberlain @amfmpm.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
*pepperoni monocle falls out* mamma mia...
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caitie delaney @caitiedelaney.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
The only real answer I’m looking for from this whole thing is why did he need to show an ID at a McDonald’s
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caitie delaney @caitiedelaney.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Aw
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caitie delaney @caitiedelaney.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
I’m finally watching Nomadland and feeling insane that I waited this long!!!! Due to it being very good
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caitie delaney @caitiedelaney.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Incredible to still see people I went to high school with posting a completely deadened, spiritless “happy birthday” on my Facebook wall year after year. No flair, no punctuation even. You don’t have to do this anymore. I will be alright
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caitie delaney @caitiedelaney.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
why aren’t we getting a Christmas movie where Vanessa Hudgens plays 14 different Vanessa Hudgenses this year 😔
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caitie delaney @caitiedelaney.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
turns out it only takes ~5 days of providing basically hospice care to my dying dog for me to completely lose what was left of my mind. I am on mars y’all. It is over. Who even am I what time is it
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Ron Iver @ronnui.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
"You can't even say Merry Christmas anymore" actually you can! But I will find you.
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Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
United Healthcare uses an AI model with a 90% error rate to deny people healthcare coverage.
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caitie delaney @caitiedelaney.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Did someone finally put me in a hot people starter pack or something where’d all these followers come from
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caitie delaney @caitiedelaney.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
tonight my friend opened my fridge and said “you’re so quaint” to me before pulling out two loose eggs I had on the shelf. Chat is that weird???? What I want a big mostly empty egg carton in there for just let the eggs loose at a certain point right
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caitie delaney @caitiedelaney.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
YES tomorrow is my birthday AND you can find me at the dog neurologist finding out if my dog has a fatal brain tumor. So that’s cool
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caitie delaney @caitiedelaney.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
when will our society move past the rabid need for photos of actors who were in a movie together a long time ago seeing each other again
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Jill Krajewski @jillkrajewski.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
one of many gems in the yacht rock dockumentary is this SCTV sketch on michael mcdonald ft. rick moranis
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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Don't count your boys before they're back in town
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caitie delaney @caitiedelaney.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
the vibe over on twitter is continuing to deteriorate but on the plus side that Brianna Wu lady just called me a “well-known Jew hater”
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caitie delaney @caitiedelaney.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
give me your tired your poor your thrift store paintings
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