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I'm just a meatbag in an ill-fitting skin suit, just like you. More of a lister than a follower. I'm British and refuse to submit my PII to an unaccountable data broker, so no DMs. #TechForGood

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#c0ffee 🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️ @caffeinated-dev.bsky.social · 25m
Good airflow strategy ... but don't forget to close it ...
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Steve Bullock @guitarmoog.bsky.social · 48m
“We are fighting a mad, irrational, dictatorial theocracy that is impervious to appeals to reason, rational self-interest, or international norms, guided by their leaders’ lust for control and based on a misunderstanding of a single religious book” said a spokesperson for the Iranian Government.
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Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 6h
We're repeatedly told that asylum seekers pose a threat to the good people of our country... Reading about the threatening and violent treatment of elderly and open minded locals in Crowborough I get the impression that the real threat comes from closer to home. www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...
On Facebook and other platforms, people
who are known to support the asylum
seekers have been threatened with acid
attacks, petrol bombs and rape. The dossier.
which has been seen by the Guardian, also
claims that several local businesses have
been threatened by far-right agitators, along
with a church where some asylum seekers
worship. One man was punched in the throat
after he held up a "Love Thy Neighbour"
sign, while an elderly couple were falsely
accused of supporting sex offenders. In yet
another case, a 92-year-old church volunteer
was reportedly woken at 3am for two nights
in a row by a man standing outside her
home, shining a torch through her window
and shouting abuse
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#c0ffee 🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️ @caffeinated-dev.bsky.social · 7h
It's got round to October, and I haven't turned the heating on yet. Climate change is real, folks.
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#c0ffee 🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️ @caffeinated-dev.bsky.social · 16h
Hi 👋☕️
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Fr Chase 🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁 @kalanthropos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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#c0ffee 🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️ @caffeinated-dev.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I haven't worn a watch for >15 years, and I'll *never* wear one with "smart" features.
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#c0ffee 🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️ @caffeinated-dev.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Nah, he's already got a super diaper intelligence - Natalie.
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#c0ffee 🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️ @caffeinated-dev.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
AI, in summary: "easier than ever to go fast. hard as always to do it well". There's a virtue in doing it well. That's what keeps me going and not chosing the easy route - it's the journey and the things you learn along the way and the satisfication of having accomplished, and created.
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#c0ffee 🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️ @caffeinated-dev.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Blue wave incoming
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#c0ffee 🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️ @caffeinated-dev.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
. o O ( Wish they'd chuffing use it - or be forced to )
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#c0ffee 🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️ @caffeinated-dev.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Next: Swatch time on your watch?
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#c0ffee 🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️ @caffeinated-dev.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
All other so-called Yorkshires are a mere facsimile of the real thing. I don't make t'rules 🤷
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#c0ffee 🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️ @caffeinated-dev.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ewwww. A plague on your house.
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#c0ffee 🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️ @caffeinated-dev.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
And here's the opportunity for me to talk about being from Yorkshire - and beyond that, the only TRUE Yorkshire - the East Riding.
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#c0ffee 🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️ @caffeinated-dev.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Coldplay: Music for people who don't like music.
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#c0ffee 🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️ @caffeinated-dev.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Immediately before her demise, if my Liberator-foo servalans me correctly.
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Servalan Blake'S 7
ALT: Servalan Blake'S 7
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#c0ffee 🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️ @caffeinated-dev.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Thanks! It's worth it for the breakfast chip butty.
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#c0ffee 🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️ @caffeinated-dev.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Day 42 of stopping smoking 🎉 Going for the obvious treat in celebration: a chip butty for breakfast.
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Toby Nangle @tobyn.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
UN Sec-Gen António Guterres' speech to the General Assembly doesn't mince his words on Big Oil www.un.org/sg/en/conten...
António Guterres, UN Secretary-General, 22nd Sept 2026 speech:

"For decades, Big Oil has treated the atmosphere as an open sewer – and cashed in on the consequences. 


Since Russia’s invasion of Ukraine, five major Western oil companies have pocketed nearly half a trillion dollars in profits.


Compare that with just 34 billion dollars in international public adaptation finance for developing countries in the latest year reported.


Meanwhile, everyday people are paying more for energy, food and insurance.


We have seen this kind of abuse of power before.


When the harms of Big Tobacco became undeniable – governments acted.


The climate crisis demands the same determination. 


Those who polluted the most – and profited the most – must do far more to repair the damage they caused.


Polluters must pay. "
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By Cory Doctorow (GPG 0xBF3D9110957E5F4C) @doctorow.pluralistic.net · 27/09/2026
The letter “O” from Joris Hoefnagel’s Guide to the Construction of Letters (1595), a work designed to aid and inspire calligraphers. Each letter is surrounded by an array of symbolically charged motifs. publicdomainreview.tumblr.com/post/8289396...
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#c0ffee 🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️ @caffeinated-dev.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
God's keyboard can do Ctrl-Z. Think of the implicatons of that.
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#c0ffee 🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️ @caffeinated-dev.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Just put clean joggers on straight out of the dryer. Can thoroughly recommend.
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chiller @chiller.eurosky.social · 27/09/2026
This is amazing, given that, as far as we know, nobody at the base was manning the security phone line when it was called, and had it not been for a curtain-twitching villager getting the wind up & calling the local plod, "our fort" would most likely be a smoking hole in the ground by now. #Fairford
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#c0ffee 🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️ @caffeinated-dev.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
10,000 years of accumulated *knowledge*, irrespective of its technological use, but other than that - none.
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Rebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Can the new cutting-edge dollies models feel pain? They at least behave as if they do, according to a recent study by small female children.
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Top 5 Best Crying Doll (Budget-Friendly Options (2026))
2026's Top 5 Best Crying Doll Top Rated and Reviewed. Easily choose and compare the Best Crying Doll for you all in one place. (Budget-Friendly Options (2026))
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#c0ffee 🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️ @caffeinated-dev.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
🎶 You're my Werneth-wall
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#c0ffee 🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️ @caffeinated-dev.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Adding to the noise, the speculation and the bullshit: 'Home-grown far-left "activists"'
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#c0ffee 🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️ @caffeinated-dev.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ah right, thanks! I was confused with its terseness, with occasional verbosity.
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#c0ffee 🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️ @caffeinated-dev.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
... which reminds me of a certain SPAD who spent quite some time in Russia.
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#c0ffee 🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️ @caffeinated-dev.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The "jmp" instructions look almost high level, for microcode, and vaguely Perl-ish. Is that how it's actually repsented in microcode?
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#c0ffee 🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️ @caffeinated-dev.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Mean Girls Mom: I'm a Cool Mom!
ALT: Mean Girls Mom: I'm a Cool Mom!
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#c0ffee 🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️ @caffeinated-dev.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
For "lads", read "racist scum". Let's not legitimise them with euphemisms.
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#c0ffee 🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️ @caffeinated-dev.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Three movie reviews in one post. Impressive.
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#c0ffee 🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️ @caffeinated-dev.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
After several rewatches, the quality of the storyline of The Expanse seasons declines linearly with the growth of Amos' beard. That's the hill I'll die on.
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#c0ffee 🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️ @caffeinated-dev.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Yeah - Seasons 1-3 of The Expanse.
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#c0ffee 🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️ @caffeinated-dev.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I've always toyed with watching Mad Men but never committed myself. It looks like I might be missing out ...
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#c0ffee 🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️ @caffeinated-dev.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I unironically love BSG being the highest rated sci fi show. But ... it's happened before, and will happen again 🙃
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#c0ffee 🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️ @caffeinated-dev.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Is your DNS resolver ready for the new root key signing key? "On October 11, 2026 [...] A DNSSEC-validating resolver needs to trust the new public key to continue authenticating DNS answers after the switch. Without it, otherwise healthy sites may appear unreachable." dnstest.dev/ksk-2024/
dnstest.dev
Is your resolver ready for the 2026 root key rollover?
Check whether your DNS resolver trusts KSK-2024 ahead of the scheduled October 11, 2026 root key signing change using RFC 8509 trust anchor sentinels.
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#c0ffee 🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️ @caffeinated-dev.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'm not American, so only vaguely aware of Mr Grassley. Is it common for your representatives to have the communication ability of a 9 year old?
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#c0ffee 🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️ @caffeinated-dev.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
$$$
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Jamie Smart @jamiesmart.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Can’t eat a sandwich until you subscribe to sandwiches. Can’t eat today’s sandwich until it has applied daily sandwich updates. Sandwich now has adverts even though you paid for ad-free sandwich. Can pay again to have less sandwich adverts. Now you can eat the sandwich, but it’s smaller.
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#c0ffee 🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️ @caffeinated-dev.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
*Far-right racist thug, Daniel Thomas ... There, fixed it for you.
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#c0ffee 🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️ @caffeinated-dev.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is the most critical part of a helicopter. Take that, atheists! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jesus_nut
en.wikipedia.org
Jesus nut - Wikipedia
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#c0ffee 🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️ @caffeinated-dev.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
GollumAI
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Sunder Katwala (sundersays) @sundersays.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The theory was that a large crowd outside the police station would deter the police from pressing charges, so that Mr Thomas would be released tonight at 11pm. This has not worked, as the police have charged Mr Thomas, remanding him to appear in court in the morning
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Platinum Medallion Award Winning Traveler Lily @zap.zapistan.net · 24/09/2026
Tired: Moore's Law has been slowing down quite a bit in recent years. Wired: We have increased the price of chips to extend Moore's Law.
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#c0ffee 🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️ @caffeinated-dev.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
That's a James May EV if I ever did see one.
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#c0ffee 🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️ @caffeinated-dev.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
A strangely honest AI ad, in a way. Use their AI model and unlearn everything.
A screenshot of an ad from Linked in from an organisation named "Unlearn":

Jev is an AI model that doesn't write text. It only makes decisions, and it's fast and cheap. 

In 10 minutes, Alex Garrett-Smith will show you what it does and answer the big question: "Where would I actually use this?"
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#c0ffee 🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️ @caffeinated-dev.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
An American or North Sea oil worker? Can't speak for the former, but to get to the rigs in the North Sea involves a helicopter flight in shitty weather with low visibility at low level over a cold sea that wants to kills you. I imagine he was fairly relaxed.
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