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#c0ffee 🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️

@caffeinated-dev.bsky.social
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I'm just a meatbag in an ill-fitting skin suit, just like you. More of a lister than a follower. I'm British and refuse to submit my PII to an unaccountable data broker, so no DMs. #TechForGood

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#c0ffee 🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️ @caffeinated-dev.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
A strangely honest AI ad, in a way. Use their AI model and unlearn everything.
A screenshot of an ad from Linked in from an organisation named "Unlearn":

Jev is an AI model that doesn't write text. It only makes decisions, and it's fast and cheap. 

In 10 minutes, Alex Garrett-Smith will show you what it does and answer the big question: "Where would I actually use this?"
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#c0ffee 🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️ @caffeinated-dev.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Commander Adama knows the score. en.battlestarwiki.org/Colonial_Com...
Partially due to traditions started during the First Cylon War, and partially to his own experience in the Cylon War, Commander William Adama maintains the order that no computers on Galactica may be networked at any time.
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#c0ffee 🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️ @caffeinated-dev.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Thinking about the billions upon billions of planets in those pixels, and the countless alien species to evolve on them, the histories and cultures of civilisations we'll never know existed ... it just blows my mind. And that's just one galaxy.
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#c0ffee 🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️ @caffeinated-dev.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
What does this even mean?
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#c0ffee 🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️ @caffeinated-dev.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Mood
Photo of a coffee cup being filled, with the words "I cannot brain today. I has the dumb".
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#c0ffee 🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️ @caffeinated-dev.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
... wow.
A screenshot of London Heathrow from Flightradar24 showing no departures or landings due to on-going ATC outage
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#c0ffee 🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️ @caffeinated-dev.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Apple's response to fascism:
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#c0ffee 🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️ @caffeinated-dev.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Also:
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#c0ffee 🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️ @caffeinated-dev.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Blake's 7 was a fixture of my childhood and I'm sorry, but I just can't unsee this.
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#c0ffee 🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️ @caffeinated-dev.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
It's off a P-3 Orion, and you're doing a bit of transatlantic sub hunting on the side?
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#c0ffee 🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️ @caffeinated-dev.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Windin' your way down on ...
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#c0ffee 🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️ @caffeinated-dev.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Bridlington north beach, looking south to the harbour
Bridlington north beach, looking south to the harbour
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#c0ffee 🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️ @caffeinated-dev.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Rusting tractor at North Landing, Flamborough.
Rusting tractor at North Landing, Flamborough.
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#c0ffee 🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️ @caffeinated-dev.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
You mean yours can't?
Photo of a dog sitting on a park bench holding and reading a newspaper.

Absolutely not faked in the slightest: This is actually what dogs do.
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#c0ffee 🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️ @caffeinated-dev.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I dunno man
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#c0ffee 🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️ @caffeinated-dev.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
He does appeared to have acquired a spare head though.
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#c0ffee 🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️ @caffeinated-dev.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
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#c0ffee 🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️ @caffeinated-dev.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Post your favourite Disney princess. Wrong answers only.
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#c0ffee 🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️ @caffeinated-dev.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
As a photonic lifeform, the EMH needs no fancy cooling.
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#c0ffee 🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️ @caffeinated-dev.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Sound familiar? reddwarf.fandom.com/wiki/Talkie_...
Screenshot of text:

In the second novel, Better Than Life, it is explained that Talkie Toaster was bought by Lister at a souvenir shop on Miranda for the princely sum of $£19.99 (DollarPounds) plus tax. It was not fitted with a Silicon Heaven belief chip to keep the price down, and therefore had no concept of an afterlife, or even right and wrong. It was advertised as being able to sense the mood of its owner and engage in conversation appropriately, but whether due to being defective, or the cheapness of the product, this is untrue. While it starts with polite suggestions, if you don't want toast right this minute, it goes on to demands, hysterical sobbing and abuse from the toaster that would make a pimp blush. It even attempts guilt trips and utilises extortion.
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#c0ffee 🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️ @caffeinated-dev.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
But then: On what basis do you select those 139 "partners"? What do they do with my data? Who do they sell it on to? How much does The Guardian from each "partner"?
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#c0ffee 🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️ @caffeinated-dev.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I'm wondering if this is perhaps in any way related?
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#c0ffee 🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️ @caffeinated-dev.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I didn't get any further than this bullshit from judiciary.uk
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#c0ffee 🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️ @caffeinated-dev.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
No, StackOverflow, it is not "strictly necessary" to share my data with 239 random data brokers to sell on for commercial profit to serve HTML. Zero cookies are strictly necessary to serve HTML. You should know - and do - better.
Screenshot of the StackOverflow cookies consent prompt, which lies when it claims that *any* cookies are "strictly necessary" to serve HTML, never mind 239 of them.
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#c0ffee 🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️ @caffeinated-dev.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
You mean ... this is faked ... ?
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#c0ffee 🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️ @caffeinated-dev.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Salvage-1
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#c0ffee 🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️ @caffeinated-dev.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Picrured: A sea urchin. A coincidence of etymology?
A photograph of a sea urchin looking not too dissimilar to a hedgehog, the name of which is "urchin" in the Cumbrian dialect
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#c0ffee 🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️ @caffeinated-dev.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
I'm sure the decline of journalism has got absolutely nothing to do with MSM feeding browsing data into the global surveillance machine.
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#c0ffee 🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️ @caffeinated-dev.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
You're a very naughty boy/girl if you're in the UK and want to block Claude.
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#c0ffee 🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️ @caffeinated-dev.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
He rails against his own legitimacy in this country, and in doing so encourages the dream of his own deportation in white racists' tiny little minds. Zia Yusuf, Judas Goat.
Screenshot of the Wikipedia Judas Goat article, with the sentence "In stockyards, a Judas goat will lead sheep to slaughter while its own life is spared" highlighted.
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#c0ffee 🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️ @caffeinated-dev.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
If your system is so badly configured that this would work, then ... frankly, you deserve all that's coming.
47.77.182.54 - - [22/Apr/2026:15:32:50 +0000] "POST /bin/sh HTTP/1.1" 404 19 "-" "-"
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#c0ffee 🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️ @caffeinated-dev.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Briefly confusing juxtaposition
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#c0ffee 🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️ @caffeinated-dev.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Lol. No.
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#c0ffee 🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️ @caffeinated-dev.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Screenshot of the movie poster for the film Evolution, which highlights the perils of fast growing organisms.
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#c0ffee 🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️ @caffeinated-dev.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
15/20 ain't bad for a backend dev
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#c0ffee 🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️ @caffeinated-dev.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Slightly more niche than the obvious Loveshack joke:
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#c0ffee 🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️ @caffeinated-dev.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Rather more credible than this:
A 13 year old girl sitting in front of a (fake) Unix terminal, declaring "It's a UNIX system. I know this."
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#c0ffee 🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️ @caffeinated-dev.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
#blender is magical. I sit down in front of it, and hours; days even, just ... vanish.
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#c0ffee 🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️ @caffeinated-dev.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
So, I've been messing about in #Blender ... #Space1999 #Eagle #BlenderBeginner
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#c0ffee 🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️ @caffeinated-dev.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Not that I'm looking for a Senior Governance Manager position, but if I was, I'd think HS2 were having a laugh with that salary. www.cv-library.co.uk/job/22481489...
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#c0ffee 🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️ @caffeinated-dev.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
I struggle to believe that Jake Wallis Simons has ever heard of Brexit. www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/03...
Screenshot of the text:

"Now, under the feeble leadership of a man more at home in barristers’ chambers, where the power dynamics of the world can be pontificated upon in comfort, and who blinks through his glasses like a bullied child rather than a British bulldog, we find the special relationship slipping through our fingers. I struggle to remember a time when this country felt weaker and more lonely."
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#c0ffee 🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️ @caffeinated-dev.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
🤢
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#c0ffee 🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️ @caffeinated-dev.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Registered ... today?
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#c0ffee 🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️ @caffeinated-dev.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Highly recommended
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#c0ffee 🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️ @caffeinated-dev.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
This marked the moment of the end of my goodwill towards Apple:
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#c0ffee 🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️ @caffeinated-dev.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Meanwhile, Tim Cook:
Photo of Tim Cook, CEO of Apple, shaking hands with a pedophile after donating $1m to the racist fascist's inauguration.
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#c0ffee 🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️ @caffeinated-dev.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Ripley is strapped into the safety cage, her arms and legs inserted in the servo-sensor assemblies. She takes a step. Ripley spins the wrist servos. The huge claws swing ... slide smoothly into lifting brackets on a module, nearby. She raises it deftly. "Where do you want it?"
Lt Ellen Ripley from the film Aliens, driving a power loader exoskeleton.
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#c0ffee 🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️ @caffeinated-dev.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
This should be illegal. If you business model relies on advertising revenue, supplemented by selling user data to fascist techbros, then your business model deserves to fail. "Personalised advertising - it's my choice". Fuck off with it.
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#c0ffee 🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️ @caffeinated-dev.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Meanwhile: Our media is nothing more than a data collection platform for the fascist techbros.
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#c0ffee 🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️ @caffeinated-dev.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Depriving that withered old cunt of a fascist my money.
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