Kate Porter @caeristhiona.bsky.social · 07/05/2024The longer you leave out your trash, the more significant it becomes to archaeology 000
Kate Porter @caeristhiona.bsky.social · 30/04/2024Ryan Reynolds looks like Chuck Norris and nobody is talking about this 000
Kate Porter @caeristhiona.bsky.social · 29/04/2024In my headcanon none of the characters on Full House are either related or mortal 000
Kate Porter @caeristhiona.bsky.social · 29/04/2024How many times do you think Dolly read the Communist Manifesto preparing for her role in 9 to 5 000
Kate Porter @caeristhiona.bsky.social · 25/04/2024If I had to describe my general manner of dress it would be Assassin's Creed: Hobbiton 000
Kate Porter @caeristhiona.bsky.social · 22/04/2024I just watched In The Pale Moonlight and my life will never be the same so I made memes about it #startrek 020
Kate Porter @caeristhiona.bsky.social · 21/04/2024I don't care too much for money Money can't buy me a cashless utopian commune 010
Kate Porter @caeristhiona.bsky.social · 21/04/2024If you can listen to Hey Ya without dancing a little we aren't friends 000
Kate Porter @caeristhiona.bsky.social · 20/04/2024All my searches for the Taylor Swift haggadah bring up 30 minute Seder ideas 🙃 (I know it'll come back into print but it's still funny to me) 000
Kate Porter @caeristhiona.bsky.social · 13/04/2024All I want out of life is someone overdubbing the footage of Gul Dukat returning to Terak Noor set to the music of Springtime For H!+ler 000
Kate Porter @caeristhiona.bsky.social · 10/04/2024WISDOM FROM THE TALMUD Boundaries should be - Clear - Maintained - Explicitly agreed upon - The main thing that determines who is responsible for a dead cow 000
Kate Porter @caeristhiona.bsky.social · 10/04/2024All I really want is for the entire town to sing a song about how weird I am while I read to some sheep 010
Kate Porter @caeristhiona.bsky.social · 08/04/2024Good morning friends, don't be like me and do a massive grocery shopping trip only to remember immediately after checking out with a butt load of chametz that Pesach is in two weeks 000
Kate Porter @caeristhiona.bsky.social · 07/04/2024Never judge people on the basis of grammar or spelling or knowledge unless they are internet n@zis, in which case judge them on whatever basis you want 000
Kate Porter @caeristhiona.bsky.social · 07/04/2024All game designers should be forced to play their own game with a five year old and see how fast they want to destroy life on earth 030
Reposted by Kate Porter AkivaMCohen @akivamcohen.bsky.social · 05/04/2024So here's the Israeli explanation for the WCK attack. Spoiler: Even if every word here is true (and it probably is given the referenced video) it's still a war crimetimesofisrael.comIDF dismisses 2 senior officers over deadly drone strike on Gaza aid convoyAttack on World Central Kitchen cars was against army regulations, probe finds; commanders believed Hamas gunman was in one car 15546163
Kate Porter @caeristhiona.bsky.social · 05/04/2024The list of people who can look professional in a baseball cap includes lesbians, that's it that's the whole list 000
Kate Porter @caeristhiona.bsky.social · 05/04/2024Straight people will really be like "you can't keep calling him Puff Daddy, that's not his name" and then dead name everyone they know on purpose 000
Kate Porter @caeristhiona.bsky.social · 05/04/2024Has anyone ever asked if the reason we Jews have dietary restrictions is because we all collectively have some form of indigestion all the time 000
Kate Porter @caeristhiona.bsky.social · 05/04/2024Only one partner in the relationship knows how to use all the emojis correctly 000
Kate Porter @caeristhiona.bsky.social · 04/04/2024For someone whose entire career is dependent on writing you'd think I'd be able to find a pen 000
Kate Porter @caeristhiona.bsky.social · 03/04/2024When reading a Victorian novel, it is only a matter of time before you encounter a form of racism you didn't know even existed 000
Kate Porter @caeristhiona.bsky.social · 03/04/2024Do you think French speakers watching She-Ra were confused as to why the catgirl was named Four 000
Kate Porter @caeristhiona.bsky.social · 03/04/2024The worst form of autistic torture is bathing and then being slightly damp in your clothes for the next couple hours, I will die on this hill 010
Reposted by Kate Porter DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 02/04/2024“Good luck finding something to do in Albany,” jokes the announcer of this basketball game. Uhhhh ever heard of joining NXIVM 281061128
Kate Porter @caeristhiona.bsky.social · 31/03/2024I wonder what all those ppl who dogpiled me for saying it's possible to have an antisemitic reason to hate Israel said to the many, many, many people I've seen saying that the Israel War proves that H!+ler was right 🤔 000
Kate Porter @caeristhiona.bsky.social · 30/03/2024"Actually it's your fault we're trying to oppress you" 000
Kate Porter @caeristhiona.bsky.social · 30/03/2024Link and Zelda are both trans which really makes the "what if Zelda was a girl" meme really affirming 000
Reposted by Kate Porter they/them might be giants ☭ @babadookspinoza.bsky.social · 30/03/2024Every time I see this statistic—which I know is true—I have to look it up again nevertheless because that’s just an unimaginable number of people. What an almost unparalleled evil the British Empire was. 26915235
Kate Porter @caeristhiona.bsky.social · 30/03/2024The problem with AI is that so many things are called "AI" that the average person cannot distinguish. Anything from very basic, ethical machine learning to mass theft is labeled "AI" and it's enabling the criminals to become normalized. 000
Reposted by Kate Porter Roger Malone @malone-author.bsky.social · 29/03/2024This just jumped onto me feed. Lawdy, Gaiman, Pratchett, and Adams were the Inklings of my generation. @neilhimself.neilgaiman.com 1251563
Kate Porter @caeristhiona.bsky.social · 29/03/2024Absolutely classless behavior. Libraries are the best. I'm going to go to the library even harder now. 011
Kate Porter @caeristhiona.bsky.social · 29/03/2024My five year old just finished Coraline by @neilhimself.neilgaiman.com and while she devoured it, she was deeply disappointed that Coraline did not in fact become a monster at the end and is writing a "better version" where she overthrows the Other Mother and rules a shadow domain 010
Kate Porter @caeristhiona.bsky.social · 29/03/2024Revision is 10% perspiration and 90% posting random garbage on BlueSky 000
Kate Porter @caeristhiona.bsky.social · 29/03/2024You mean to tell me there are real life people who actually exist who buy a bag of Cheetos and do NOT eat the entire thing that same day 000
Kate Porter @caeristhiona.bsky.social · 29/03/2024This was particularly funny because the way I found out was when he said "MCR should have given this song a cool name like Welcome to the Black Parade instead of Carry On My Wayward Son" 000
Kate Porter @caeristhiona.bsky.social · 29/03/2024My husband is infamously unaware of music history which has led to hilarious moments like him asking me why Nirvana broke up or why Clapton says he and George Harrison have the same taste in women but my favorite so far is when he confused Carry On My Wayward Son with Welcome to the Black Parade 000
Kate Porter @caeristhiona.bsky.social · 29/03/2024My genders are autistic detective, Jewish grandma, and author gremlin 041
Kate Porter @caeristhiona.bsky.social · 29/03/2024There's no coming back from learning about the secret government cheese 000