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Kate Porter

@caeristhiona.bsky.social
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Basically the situation is that I'm bad at this. At what, you ask? Yes. She/her is fine. Queer Jewish author living with spouse and kid and knitting all the things.

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Kate Porter @caeristhiona.bsky.social · 07/05/2024
The longer you leave out your trash, the more significant it becomes to archaeology
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Kate Porter @caeristhiona.bsky.social · 30/04/2024
Ryan Reynolds looks like Chuck Norris and nobody is talking about this
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Kate Porter @caeristhiona.bsky.social · 29/04/2024
In my headcanon none of the characters on Full House are either related or mortal
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Kate Porter @caeristhiona.bsky.social · 29/04/2024
How many times do you think Dolly read the Communist Manifesto preparing for her role in 9 to 5
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Kate Porter @caeristhiona.bsky.social · 25/04/2024
If I had to describe my general manner of dress it would be Assassin's Creed: Hobbiton
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Kate Porter @caeristhiona.bsky.social · 23/04/2024
In all ways but physical I am myself
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Kate Porter @caeristhiona.bsky.social · 22/04/2024
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Kate Porter @caeristhiona.bsky.social · 22/04/2024
I just watched In The Pale Moonlight and my life will never be the same so I made memes about it #startrek
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Kate Porter @caeristhiona.bsky.social · 21/04/2024
I don't care too much for money Money can't buy me a cashless utopian commune
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Kate Porter @caeristhiona.bsky.social · 21/04/2024
Maybe she's born with it Maybe it's BPD
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Kate Porter @caeristhiona.bsky.social · 21/04/2024
If you can listen to Hey Ya without dancing a little we aren't friends
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Kate Porter @caeristhiona.bsky.social · 20/04/2024
All my searches for the Taylor Swift haggadah bring up 30 minute Seder ideas 🙃 (I know it'll come back into print but it's still funny to me)
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Kate Porter @caeristhiona.bsky.social · 13/04/2024
All I want out of life is someone overdubbing the footage of Gul Dukat returning to Terak Noor set to the music of Springtime For H!+ler
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Kate Porter @caeristhiona.bsky.social · 10/04/2024
WISDOM FROM THE TALMUD Boundaries should be - Clear - Maintained - Explicitly agreed upon - The main thing that determines who is responsible for a dead cow
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Kate Porter @caeristhiona.bsky.social · 10/04/2024
All I really want is for the entire town to sing a song about how weird I am while I read to some sheep
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Kate Porter @caeristhiona.bsky.social · 08/04/2024
Good morning friends, don't be like me and do a massive grocery shopping trip only to remember immediately after checking out with a butt load of chametz that Pesach is in two weeks
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Kate Porter @caeristhiona.bsky.social · 08/04/2024
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Kate Porter @caeristhiona.bsky.social · 07/04/2024
Never judge people on the basis of grammar or spelling or knowledge unless they are internet n@zis, in which case judge them on whatever basis you want
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Kate Porter @caeristhiona.bsky.social · 07/04/2024
All game designers should be forced to play their own game with a five year old and see how fast they want to destroy life on earth
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AkivaMCohen @akivamcohen.bsky.social · 05/04/2024
So here's the Israeli explanation for the WCK attack. Spoiler: Even if every word here is true (and it probably is given the referenced video) it's still a war crime
timesofisrael.com
IDF dismisses 2 senior officers over deadly drone strike on Gaza aid convoy
Attack on World Central Kitchen cars was against army regulations, probe finds; commanders believed Hamas gunman was in one car
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Kate Porter @caeristhiona.bsky.social · 05/04/2024
The list of people who can look professional in a baseball cap includes lesbians, that's it that's the whole list
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Kate Porter @caeristhiona.bsky.social · 05/04/2024
Straight people will really be like "you can't keep calling him Puff Daddy, that's not his name" and then dead name everyone they know on purpose
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Kate Porter @caeristhiona.bsky.social · 05/04/2024
Has anyone ever asked if the reason we Jews have dietary restrictions is because we all collectively have some form of indigestion all the time
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Kate Porter @caeristhiona.bsky.social · 05/04/2024
Only one partner in the relationship knows how to use all the emojis correctly
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Kate Porter @caeristhiona.bsky.social · 04/04/2024
For someone whose entire career is dependent on writing you'd think I'd be able to find a pen
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Kate Porter @caeristhiona.bsky.social · 03/04/2024
When reading a Victorian novel, it is only a matter of time before you encounter a form of racism you didn't know even existed
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Kate Porter @caeristhiona.bsky.social · 03/04/2024
Do you think French speakers watching She-Ra were confused as to why the catgirl was named Four
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Kate Porter @caeristhiona.bsky.social · 03/04/2024
The worst form of autistic torture is bathing and then being slightly damp in your clothes for the next couple hours, I will die on this hill
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Danie Ware @danacea.bsky.social · 03/04/2024
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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 02/04/2024
“Good luck finding something to do in Albany,” jokes the announcer of this basketball game. Uhhhh ever heard of joining NXIVM
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Kate Porter @caeristhiona.bsky.social · 31/03/2024
I wonder what all those ppl who dogpiled me for saying it's possible to have an antisemitic reason to hate Israel said to the many, many, many people I've seen saying that the Israel War proves that H!+ler was right 🤔
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Kate Porter @caeristhiona.bsky.social · 31/03/2024
The goyim are really wilding out these days.
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Kate Porter @caeristhiona.bsky.social · 30/03/2024
"Actually it's your fault we're trying to oppress you"
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Kate Porter @caeristhiona.bsky.social · 30/03/2024
Link and Zelda are both trans which really makes the "what if Zelda was a girl" meme really affirming
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they/them might be giants ☭ @babadookspinoza.bsky.social · 30/03/2024
Every time I see this statistic—which I know is true—I have to look it up again nevertheless because that’s just an unimaginable number of people. What an almost unparalleled evil the British Empire was.
Saying
"communism killed 100 million" (big crowd of people)

Saying "British capitalism killed over 100 million in India JUST from
1880-1920 alone" (alone in the desert)
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Kate Porter @caeristhiona.bsky.social · 30/03/2024
The problem with AI is that so many things are called "AI" that the average person cannot distinguish. Anything from very basic, ethical machine learning to mass theft is labeled "AI" and it's enabling the criminals to become normalized.
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Roger Malone @malone-author.bsky.social · 29/03/2024
This just jumped onto me feed. Lawdy, Gaiman, Pratchett, and Adams were the Inklings of my generation. @neilhimself.neilgaiman.com
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Kate Porter @caeristhiona.bsky.social · 29/03/2024
Absolutely classless behavior. Libraries are the best. I'm going to go to the library even harder now.
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Kate Porter @caeristhiona.bsky.social · 29/03/2024
Kaiju tamale vs mothra
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Kate Porter @caeristhiona.bsky.social · 29/03/2024
My five year old just finished Coraline by @neilhimself.neilgaiman.com and while she devoured it, she was deeply disappointed that Coraline did not in fact become a monster at the end and is writing a "better version" where she overthrows the Other Mother and rules a shadow domain
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Kate Porter @caeristhiona.bsky.social · 29/03/2024
Revision is 10% perspiration and 90% posting random garbage on BlueSky
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Kate Porter @caeristhiona.bsky.social · 29/03/2024
You mean to tell me there are real life people who actually exist who buy a bag of Cheetos and do NOT eat the entire thing that same day
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Kate Porter @caeristhiona.bsky.social · 29/03/2024
This was particularly funny because the way I found out was when he said "MCR should have given this song a cool name like Welcome to the Black Parade instead of Carry On My Wayward Son"
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Kate Porter @caeristhiona.bsky.social · 29/03/2024
My husband is infamously unaware of music history which has led to hilarious moments like him asking me why Nirvana broke up or why Clapton says he and George Harrison have the same taste in women but my favorite so far is when he confused Carry On My Wayward Son with Welcome to the Black Parade
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Kate Porter @caeristhiona.bsky.social · 29/03/2024
My genders are autistic detective, Jewish grandma, and author gremlin
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Kate Porter @caeristhiona.bsky.social · 29/03/2024
There's no coming back from learning about the secret government cheese
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