Xavier Velasquez @caedo.co · 5h"This is your brain" is definitely more famous. "I learned it by watching you" is definitely funnier. I still use that one IRL. 000
Reposted by Xavier Velasquezc0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 10hOmigod, this is the most heartwarming story possible! Backpack (bear 89) is the son of the 2019 winner of Fat Bear Week, Holly (bear 435). In 2007, he injured his foot & a practice of riding on momma's Holly's back had a new meaning: he was mobility-restricted while it healed. So Holly moved him. 2639861354
Reposted by Xavier VelasquezEd Zitron @edzitron.com · 28/09/2026I’m increasingly of the belief that we’ve never truly left the Great Financial Crisis. Everything we’re dealing with today started there, and every excess and problem stems from the US government’s failure to contain or eradicate its causes. 531822310
Reposted by Xavier VelasquezChris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Friends. Today was a great day in terms of playing soccer, giving a kicking lesson, and doing a campaign event with Robert Garcia, but I have to tell you the cherry on top was seeing this Republican text ad whimpering about our campaign’s efforts to shine a light on my extremist opponent. 8483676
Xavier Velasquez @caedo.co · 28/09/2026Holy shit "stop the smears" has gotta be the saddest attempt at civility scolding I've seen in a minute. I thought those guys didn't like Bluesky posting! 030
Reposted by Xavier VelasquezVoteHub @votehub.com · 28/09/2026NEWS — Kentucky Gov. Andy Beshear criticizes fellow Democrats who say transgender athletes should be barred from women’s sports. “That is not the party that we are. We start as a party of compassion and empathy.” 6854991010
Reposted by Xavier Velasquezderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Today, I see angry young men online LARPing as Catholics, often for the aesthetic. They celebrate strength and hate the weak. The use slurs against the disabled and fantasize about enacting Crusader violence against their enemies. I wish the Pope would speak directly on this. 644264326
Reposted by Xavier Velasquezderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 28/09/2026The Pope reminds me of a version of Catholicism I knew growing up as a young man attending anti-war and anti-death penalty protests, where I met elderly Catholics who shared their version of faith with me. I learned that Catholicism was about love and mercy for the weak, the condemned, and the poor. 1136528889
Reposted by Xavier VelasquezDon Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Vought is breaking the law but he is not “going rogue.” At his confirmation hearings, Vought told Republicans he would do this and they voted for him anyway. If they want to stop him, they still can via impeachment. They won’t. 7833161102
Xavier Velasquez @caedo.co · 26/09/2026Meta will also use your own likeness to build AI generated ads featuring YOU and will present them do your friends online. 000
Xavier Velasquez @caedo.co · 26/09/2026Nope, that’s not a surprise to me. The rest of what you wrote was just a personally generated projection over the top of the actual message. I don’t know what you want me to do with that. 000
Xavier Velasquez @caedo.co · 26/09/2026Yeah, nah. Shitting on this is just cynical terminally online behavior. This sort of thing matters to millions and millions of normies out there. 111
Reposted by Xavier VelasquezGwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets. 203187395304
Reposted by Xavier VelasquezTressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Right, okay everybody, I’ve had a lot of meetings and talks this week and I have to share some top line thoughts. Things are quite a bit worse than i am usually willing to share with people because panic does no good. It’s kinda bad. The baddies have the wind at their back. No denying that. 101313218
Reposted by Xavier VelasquezTressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 25/09/2026context. sentiment. inferences. People seriously cannot do these things anymore. That’s why they angrily demand you spell out every joke, every reference, super duper promise you mean something only this one prescribed way. They cannot do it for themselves or tolerate the any ambiguity. 213355823
Reposted by Xavier VelasquezPeter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026honestly most be dope to be so rich you don’t even need to know where you are 371552131
Xavier Velasquez @caedo.co · 24/09/2026This is the entire Trump Administration/GOP playbook for stealing our elections. The incompetence won’t last forever. 011
Reposted by Xavier VelasquezTressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 24/09/2026This is all i want. 545638
Reposted by Xavier VelasquezTressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 24/09/2026“The customer is always wrong, now” is a great way to capture how specialize finance has ruined everything from our favorite store to your political process. Margins are now the only customer. The only voter. We have but one real way to exert power over any of it anymore. 4582147
Xavier Velasquez @caedo.co · 24/09/2026GREAT. Use that money to hire back all the devs who were laid off and have them MAKE MORE GAME so we can buy it. 040
Reposted by Xavier VelasquezPat @pizzasuplex.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Yea dude no shit that’s why it mostly works. Those are load bearing furries. 641908369
Xavier Velasquez @caedo.co · 23/09/2026static.klipy.comCarl from The Simpsons Does a Chef's KissALT: Carl from The Simpsons Does a Chef's Kiss 031
Reposted by Xavier VelasquezTressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Axon cameras. More like, ax me before you turn on those cameras, am I right?? 217020
Reposted by Xavier VelasquezMatt Lombardo @mattlombardo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Kickers, man … Every time Harrison Butker misses a field goal, a tradwife gets to leave the kitchen. 603253315
Reposted by Xavier Velasquezgwen pepperoni 🏳️⚧️🤘🏼🍕 @gwenpepperoni.myatproto.social · 20/09/2026that haircut is catastrophic and unjustifiable, what's happening I'm Gaza is genocide. 160393
Reposted by Xavier VelasquezJen Rubin @jenrubin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Then walk out. Talk is cheap 721926377
Reposted by Xavier VelasquezJason "Red5" Lyall @jaylyall.bsky.social · 20/09/2026You're in charge of a war that you're losing, the Houthi are on the march to Riyadh, you've run the Navy ragged, you've lost almost all your bases in the Middle East, you're out of missiles (mostly) that you need in case China steals a march on Taiwan...and you're at a fucking football game. 571671422
Reposted by Xavier VelasquezTressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 19/09/2026If only someone had done this very thing you call meaningful discussion of what‘s happening. If only! 1915
Xavier Velasquez @caedo.co · 19/09/2026This is what $40 gets you at a roadside taco stand in Trump’s America. Insanity. 000
Reposted by Xavier VelasquezJuris Doctor Dredd Esq. @optimusviktor.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Got the #1 doctor recommend* Hog Water from @realinfowars.bsky.social at Riot Fest. 722713
Xavier Velasquez @caedo.co · 19/09/2026After a lot of back and forth with a couple of CSRs over the phone, we ultimately came to an agreement: 010
Xavier Velasquez @caedo.co · 19/09/2026So, I call the number and a recorded speech instructs me to download the Capital One App and complete verification there. It then hangs up. So, I sign into the App and it requests I upload a selfie and a picture of my government-issued ID into a third-party vendor’s system. FUCK that. No way. 320
Xavier Velasquez @caedo.co · 19/09/2026So apparently Capital One requires “verification” to add their cards to ApplePay. After adding the card, Wallet gives you two options to verify: 1. Call a number. 2. Use the Capital One App. 110
Reposted by Xavier VelasquezChris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Everyone involved in this, including the Palantir employees who built the software and the executives that sold it, need to be tried for warcrimes 311637390
Reposted by Xavier VelasquezGeorge Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Spoiler alert and whatnot. You don't have to completely understand how someone lives their life in order to LET someone live their life. 7651751032
Reposted by Xavier VelasquezDan Pizzuta @danpizzuta.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I don't really follow politics 392834589
Xavier Velasquez @caedo.co · 18/09/2026static.klipy.comCarl from The Simpsons Does a Chef's KissALT: Carl from The Simpsons Does a Chef's Kiss 010
Reposted by Xavier VelasquezStarfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026It’s very simple. A reality TV host became dictator because he turned down a role for Sharknado 4 and that’s why the king of outer space, who cheats at Diablo, got to kill Africa. Now the economy is controlled by a sex cult that has something to do with Harry Potter fanfic because of robots. 15786372553
