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caede @caede.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
The CNN article talked to 2 families that did not want Mamdani there. One of them is the same organizer of the petition referenced here.
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caede @caede.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
50kg rice : 20kg ghee reminds me of the benihana copycat fried rice recipe where you basically add so much butter and then keep adding more
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caede @caede.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
He spent years fighting aliens.
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Matthew Cortland (they) @matthewcort.land · 19/07/2026
My pre-write turned out to be 70% a. CDC's comms have been wildly irresponsible; b. If I couldn't prove lettuce is not from Taylor Farms, I wouldn't eat it; c. Taylor Farms gave MAGA Inc. $1M USD less than a week after FDA postponed food traceability rules. www.patreon.com/mattbc/posts...
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Cyclospora Outbreak: Weekend Update | Shouldn't Need to Be a Lawyer by Matthew Cortland
Q: Do we know what is causing the cyclospora outbreak? Taylor Foods iceberg lettuce has been identified as a cause. (At this point, Taylor F
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caede @caede.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
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Archer's Iconic 'Uh, Phrasing?' Moment
ALT: Archer's Iconic 'Uh, Phrasing?' Moment
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caede @caede.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
The modern democratic party (esp. leadership) has proven it is not up to the challenges we face today. If they can't deliver anything of substance for decades, they deserve this outcome and not our votes.
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caede @caede.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
At the Reflecting Pool, and guys, this doesn't look right.
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caede @caede.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
In the world of turning men gay with a single exposed nipple, Caravaggio walked so that Riker might run
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caede @caede.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
He's moving into his Steven Segal era
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onion person @junlper.beer · 22/04/2026
do you miss when you enjoyed being on websites? introducing killthecomputer.com
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Kill the Computer
A podcast with Caleb and June about how the internet spills into the real world. Episodes, clips, games, and more.
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Erika Hall @erikahall.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
OK time to head home and take the dog to the park. Do your part and drop this link in the groupchat. clickens.chicken.pics
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caede @caede.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Also weird that he took her last name and has been using it for 26 years since they divorced.
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caede @caede.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Special comedic guest Louis CK will be coming On Women next week.
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caede @caede.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
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caede @caede.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
The Terror, but gay. Can I preorder it before you finish writing it?
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
windows pcs are generally for casual users who mostly use it for web browsing and maybe a little gaming. linux is nearly identical except there's no keyboard. macs are for hardcore experts and professionals who take on the toughest tasks, such as drawing three-dimensional rectangles and squares
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caede @caede.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
At some point Mike Johnson's constituents need to demand he actually open up the news app on his phone. They know he has a phone, they know he uses apps...
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caede @caede.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
You don't think Republicans would read #7 to only include new investigations, not past?
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caede @caede.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Which file is this in?
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caede @caede.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Brief pause to scream about NordVPN
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 30/01/2026
Here are the Top 5 Dogs of the week!
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caede @caede.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
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caede @caede.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
yet somehow not fast enough
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caede @caede.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Easy. As long as we can all agree that Cabin Boy is a masterpiece, no one has to get compared to a knuckle dragging neanderthal.
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Karl Olson 🎃 Ultraklystron @karlrolson.com · 10/12/2025
*Werner Herzog Voice* The cow must continue to labor with his tools, even after having been hamburgered and helped.
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caede @caede.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
this motherfucker said Steve Buscemu
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caede @caede.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Excited for a rotating pope animation. This could heal the world.
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caede @caede.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Truly someone thoroughly unprepared to meet the moment. Guess we're fucked.
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Charlie Kirk spent his life‘s work and all of his energy and time targeting out-groups while arguing for a world in which gun massacres would be easy to enact, plentiful, and inevitable, and he became famous and wealthy doing it, and we’re now not supposed to mention that because it’s not polite.
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caede @caede.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
This is all irrelevant. If I get a job as a UX Designer I can charge 1.5x more than a UI designer job. (I'm a C++ programmer.)
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caede @caede.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
You guys are publishing episodes too fast and I'm behind, but I will (and did) skip every other podcast in my queue to listen to a Marcos episode. Your new shit is awesome, even if it's bleak and scary sometimes.
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caede @caede.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Everyone's going to be disappointed when it's just $DJT2
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caede @caede.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
I'm not going to lie, I saw this a few days ago and immediately said: "This is the peak of human achievement. Eating a whole lobster in a car, sucking the entire tail out in one piece slurpily. This is my dream."
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onion person @junlper.beer · 20/06/2025
the first episode of my new podcast ill conceived is out! we talk about the christian organization the promise keepers and what they managed to accomplish (and didn’t)
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Promise Keepers: 700,000 Dicks Out for Jesus
Podcast Episode · Ill Conceived · 06/20/2025 · 1h 1m
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caede @caede.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
my dad died after he slipped on a banana peel, fell through a doorway and got stuck with another guy who was trying to go through the same door. It took them 4 hours and 8lbs of butter to get them free and by that time my dad was gone. try to be a bit more sensitive.
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RiotGrlErin @riotgrlerin.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
dolly parton as books: thread
Dolly Parton in blue outfit with a green background blowing a birthday horn and holding a birthday hat. The Hobbit written by JRR Tolkien in the same colors.
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caede @caede.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
Counterpoint: Musk is so impressed by Dittman's ball-fondling he gave him Twitter Admin privileges. The funniest way this ends is still with Dittman being someone else entirely, so I'm pulling for that against all odds.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 19/12/2024
america isn’t even a country, it’s just three military contractors in a trench coat
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caede @caede.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
@wheatus.com Have you been sent this 1,000 times already? www.youtube.com/watch?v=gaRS...
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if cheVelle wrote "TEENAGE DIRTBAG" by Wheatus
YouTube video by mac glocky
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caede @caede.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Never heard of his brother "Big" Richard?
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The Museum of English Rural Life (MERL) @themerl.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
in the style of Ariana Grande in Wicked:
A 19th century painting of a hog, except it has been edited so that the hog is so massive that it has now been superimposed over the Milky Way. The hog is translucent, too, so you can see the universe a glow behind it. Above the hog reads the caption 'unlimited', although an accent (an umlaut) has been added above the u for comedic effect.
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caede @caede.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Saw a lot of unexpected penises in those early days.
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caede @caede.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
Rubio to SecState, DeSantis appoints Laura Loomer as Senator.
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caede @caede.bsky.social · 09/11/2024
Cernovich, Posobiec, Shaun King. Freaked me out when I started to see Cernovich and Posobiec's posts again the last few days.
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caede @caede.bsky.social · 07/11/2024
I feel like people keep misreading this graphic, too. This is the margin shift. Trump earned the same votes he earned in 2020 and no demographic moved significantly towards him; he just had a larger share of a smaller group of voters since millions of voters just didn't show up.
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caede @caede.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
It's big, it's heavy, it's wood
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caede @caede.bsky.social · 01/11/2024
Catholics love yeast donuts because they are Risen.
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caede @caede.bsky.social · 28/10/2024
Just what everyone is always begging for, the Knights of New from reddit ported to other platforms.
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caede @caede.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
if you fly too close to the sun, sometimes you're going to get burned
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caede @caede.bsky.social · 14/10/2024
@stefanheck.bsky.social doing his Marge impression
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