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Cacti Wrangler

@cactiwrangler.bsky.social
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Senior Editor for THE Atlantic. You have to overemphasize "THE" like in THE Ohio State, otherwise you're not allowed to pay for our shitty articles.

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Cacti Wrangler @cactiwrangler.bsky.social · 9h
This is art
A tense landscape: an absolutely plastered, thumb of an eagles fan in the foreground speaking to a reporter, seemingly belching an invisible fire from the depths on his being. To his right, in the background, a comrade in Eagle-green poncho solemnly but silently agreeing with the flames that emanate from the beer-stricken opening. Further in the background to the fan's left is Ed Sheeran in a funny hat.
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W.E.D.em Boyz @leftistwonk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Politics is so awesome because once you trick people into thinking you're a good consultant or polling guru or whatever, it becomes impossible for you to do anything but fail up. Sarah Longwell had the wrongest possible take you could have about the 2024 election and somehow it RAISED her stature.
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Cacti Wrangler @cactiwrangler.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'm just a smol bean account with 6 thousand followers so when I screencap posts and try to dunk on those people it's a-ok but when they do it to me IT'S LITERAL HARASSMENT
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Cacti Wrangler @cactiwrangler.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A softball-laden interview in which they don't press Cox on his lies and hypocrisy. Very cool PBS!
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Cacti Wrangler @cactiwrangler.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Wild to spend a single second trying to claim Brock Turner is getting due punishment for his crimes. I can't imagine spending literal hours continuing to do it. Like do people know they can just shut the fuck up about stuff?
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Cacti Wrangler @cactiwrangler.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This guy's gonna do it
Some unknown guy who was definitely not encouraged to cheat at football games
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anna, journalist, get woke or DEI trying @fakerobotgamer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
what do you know the most predicable thing happened when a bunch of you decided lolcow farming was ok when you do it
lastditchbar on instagram:

Our community should expect more details in
the future. Today we need to address the safety
of the community itself. Stop harassing Soe
Noire. It is neither productive, progressive, nor
valiant to attack and harass a black patron. He
has been a collaborator and performer of Last
Ditch for a while, and he deserves to speak his
mind about accountability and repair from the
bar. There are so many misconceptions due to
the disorganization of the Globe's article. He did
not call for a shutdown, nor did he call for the
bar to be firebombed. Further, he did not
disparage the owner for being homeless. As a
result of this abysmal journalism, Soe has been
getting additional threats, slurs, and
harassment, and now he is being reported to the
police over something he did not do. This is not
supporting us at Last Ditch, and it is at its core,
anti-blackness hysteria.
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Cacti Wrangler @cactiwrangler.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
He muted the thread because his first post has a glaring inaccuracy that he refuses to acknowledge. This moron is a teacher btw
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Cacti Wrangler @cactiwrangler.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Trying to imagine someone coming up to me and saying "Jewish rights or jewish camps, you chose camps" and me not punching them square in the face. But you're right Aaron, not threatening in the least!
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Gillian Brockell @gillianbrockell.com · 16/09/2026
The truth is none of y’all hate Robert Kraft enough. Get on my level. (From February) gillianbrockell.com/the-truth-ab...
gillianbrockell.com
The truth about ICE and the New England Patriots jets (Go Seahawks)
The best reason to hate the New England Patriots is where their team planes have been.
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damniel spookradski @self.agency · 15/09/2026
imagine if george w. bush had organized the entire machinery of the state and the republican party and its activist base to attack and threaten michael moore and his citizenship over the release of fahrenheit 9/11. what would you have concluded?
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Cacti Wrangler @cactiwrangler.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Are the Chargers surprised they lost to one of the worst teams in the league? Their coach only wins when he's cheating more than any other coach has cheated at something.
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Cacti Wrangler @cactiwrangler.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I'm against torture, forced labor, "gulags" so to speak...unless we're talking about political consultants
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Cacti Wrangler @cactiwrangler.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Look, headlines shouldn't be the end all of any story. We should be reading the content. BUT to omit the fact this is a major crime in your headline is just catering to fascism. Delete your account AP
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Lora Kolodny @lorak.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Elon Musk has helped AfD for years even though they protested Tesla building a factory outside of Berlin bc it made EVs & would possibly hire immigrants… he supports their ideology. www.theguardian.com/world/2026/s...
theguardian.com
Germany’s far-right AfD thanks Elon Musk as France warns state election win a ‘serious moment’
Lead candidate in Saxony-Anhalt welcomes further ‘strong’ cooperation with Musk as French minister says ‘We cannot forget our history’
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
the tepid media response to an armed man lunging at democrat amy acton reminds me of when a guy got on stage at an event for republican lee zeldin in 2022 and it was immediately called an “assassination attempt” and then “attempted stabbing”—then turned out the assailant was only holding this:
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Cacti Wrangler @cactiwrangler.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
This is what Michigan Football looked like before they got wise and hired the most prolific cheater in the sports' history en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2007_Ap...
en.wikipedia.org
2007 Appalachian State vs. Michigan football game - Wikipedia
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Cacti Wrangler @cactiwrangler.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Some say he's the cheatingest cheater to ever cheat. But I personally remember him for being the highest paid employee in the state of michigan while using "his" money to support anti-choice, fascist campaigns. www.si.com/college-foot...
si.com
NCAA Hammers Michigan, Making Jim Harbaugh Most-Penalized Cheater in Sport’s History
The former coach received a 10-year show-cause penalty for his role in the Connor Stalions sign-stealing saga, tainting his and the Wolverines’ reputations.
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Cacti Wrangler @cactiwrangler.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Remember when Michigan Football cheated to win a national title and then their head coach fled the league so he wouldn’t get suspended by the NCAA? Good times
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Cacti Wrangler @cactiwrangler.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
It’s been widely known for over decade that LeBron *wants* to be a billionaire. Him being a greedy POS pushing gambling should not be at all surprising. He tried to trademark the phrase “Taco Tuesday” for fucks sake
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Cacti Wrangler @cactiwrangler.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
How about stop letting your cat wander outside by itself, decimating local wildlife populations because you're a lazy and/or shitty pet owner?
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Cacti Wrangler @cactiwrangler.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
lmao Michigan Football and an undeserving win, name a better combo
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Cacti Wrangler @cactiwrangler.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Finding out Bruce Campbell is a MAGA chud, or at best MAGA adjacent chud, really sucks!
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Cacti Wrangler @cactiwrangler.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
If Jeffries is still a party leader in the next congress, I will refuse to vote for house democrats until he is removed.
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Aryeh @aryehcw.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
My essay on how to quit Twitter www.usatoday.com/story/opinio...
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Cacti Wrangler @cactiwrangler.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Oh sweetie, you thought you'd made a good point? Well let me just pull up the KKK's thesaurus here...
Michelle Cottle smirking like a fucking idiot after trying to tell a black person racist definitions of words mean more than historical definitions of words
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Cacti Wrangler @cactiwrangler.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I did a little digging on Shannon Watts because I'm familiar with how big a piece of human trash Destiny is. Whoooooooo boy I did not expect what I found, like the fact her gun rights org donated to the "Campaign to Elect Michelle Tafoya". Also, the execs at Watts' nonprofit each make >$300K/yr :-D
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Cacti Wrangler @cactiwrangler.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
LMAOOOO simply reposting this incredible reporting got me blocked. I hope this shows up on that "USER GOT BLOCKED" bot
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Kill Tim Faust 💀 @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 26/08/2026
my wife has a friend who sent Dolly Parton a painting she made & a letter explaining how much Dolly's music meant to her while she was transitioning. Dolly responded to it personally & paid for her top surgery. Sounds like an urban legend but it's real. I think we're going to more stories like this.
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Cacti Wrangler @cactiwrangler.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Yo, best healthcare system in the world! Only $18,000 for some vaccines? Better get RFK Jr on the case to tell us why Rabies is a made up disease. www.reddit.com/r/whatdoIdo/...
reddit.com
From the whatdoIdo community on Reddit: Woke up with a bat in our Airbnb cabin, got treated for rabies, >$18k in medical bills from ER...
Explore this post and more from the whatdoIdo community
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404 Media @404media.co · 17/08/2026
EXCLUSIVE: 404 Media placed a tracking device in a shipment of rare books to see which AI company was buying it, and found an Amazon facility where Amazon scans and destroys books. @evystadium.bsky.social has more. Investigation by @emanuelmaiberg.bsky.social here: www.404media.co/we-tracked-a...
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Cacti Wrangler @cactiwrangler.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
The most depressing thing about the Harry Potter timeline is they never would've gained the attention they did if the christian right hadn't tried to get the books banned. Joanne is not a good writer!
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Cacti Wrangler @cactiwrangler.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Meltdown May going strong in August
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Cacti Wrangler @cactiwrangler.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
This guy has more posts about one single CEO getting shot than he does denouncing the preventable deaths of scores of people due to the insurance industry. I even saw him brag about having cadillac insurance because he's in a union. Wow good for you asshole!
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David at FOIAball @foiaball.com · 12/08/2026
Aaron Rodgers is obsessed with his own privacy. His neighbors? Not so much. After moving to a new town, Rodgers used a cutout to secretly fund the local police department’s Flock-style surveillance program. www.foiaball.com/p/aaron-rodg...
foiaball.com
Aaron Rodgers secretly funded his town's Flock-style cameras
The QB used an LLC to shield his identity.
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Sahil Kapur @sahilkapur.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
By UNANIMOUS consent, the Senate adjourned for recess until Monday, September 14 without passing the SAVE America Act. Nobody objected to the request, or asked for a roll call vote.
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Cacti Wrangler @cactiwrangler.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Biden's presidency was the furthest left he ever went after a career of working with and for racists, misogynists, and other dreck. Even then it was at best a modest success in economic policy and is marred by the fact he sought re-election and helped hand the presidency to Trump. Fuck Joe Biden.
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Cacti Wrangler @cactiwrangler.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
The person in this video is so liberal (and just stating facts) that they worked for Mitt Romney and Linda McMahon. Incredible stuff from the Bezos Post.
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Cacti Wrangler @cactiwrangler.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I look forward to the day when SpaceX kills people on earth with falling debris and nothing happens to anyone other than those getting squashed by spacejunk from the world's richest bigot.
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Cacti Wrangler @cactiwrangler.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Centrists going around bluesky *literally* saying "neoliberal" is the new n-word. This place has the juice.
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Cacti Wrangler @cactiwrangler.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Guys named Ken having a rough few months
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Cacti Wrangler @cactiwrangler.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Truly is wild how actual adults can look at what happened in politics from 2018 to now and think it's anyone but our elected officials' faults for the situation we find ourselves in. Jill Stein voters? Pfft, they've got nothing on the likes of Chuck Schumer and Hakeem Jeffries.
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Cacti Wrangler @cactiwrangler.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Totally-not-like-Kristen-Sinema Haley Stevens endorsing conservative billionaire Michael Bloomberg, probably just because she's a terrible judge of character and political success and not because Bloomberg promised her anything.

Haley Stevens
@HaleyforMI
I’ll be live on @MSNBC around 8:15PM to discuss my endorsement of @MikeBloomberg for President!
12:40 AM · Feb 10, 2020
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Cacti Wrangler @cactiwrangler.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
static.klipy.com
Tim Walz Live Reaction During Debate
Alt: Tim Walz Live Reaction During Debate to someone being really fucking weird
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Cacti Wrangler @cactiwrangler.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
The Tulane Baccalaureate is posting again
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Cacti Wrangler @cactiwrangler.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
He eats poor children in this one
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Cacti Wrangler @cactiwrangler.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Picked the wrong day to unpin this one I think
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Cacti Wrangler @cactiwrangler.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Re-posting this because of the discourse surrounding bloodless quants :-D
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Cacti Wrangler @cactiwrangler.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Sending Homan, Stephen Miller, et al. to The Hague is the moderate position
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Cacti Wrangler @cactiwrangler.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
You gotta hope continued public embarrassment will push him to take a little too much ketamine one day. What a great day that would be.
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