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Cacti Wrangler

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Senior Editor for THE Atlantic. You have to overemphasize "THE" like in THE Ohio State, otherwise you're not allowed to pay for our shitty articles.

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Cacti Wrangler @cactiwrangler.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is art
A tense landscape: an absolutely plastered, thumb of an eagles fan in the foreground speaking to a reporter, seemingly belching an invisible fire from the depths on his being. To his right, in the background, a comrade in Eagle-green poncho solemnly but silently agreeing with the flames that emanate from the beer-stricken opening. Further in the background to the fan's left is Ed Sheeran in a funny hat.
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Cacti Wrangler @cactiwrangler.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This guy's gonna do it
Some unknown guy who was definitely not encouraged to cheat at football games
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Cacti Wrangler @cactiwrangler.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
VERY dumb asshole
Cameron 🇺🇸🗽🦅
 @cameroncorduroy.bsky.social
· 13h
what is your evidence for this?

it's me 🫠
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my recent prolonged bout of unemployment would have been absolutely untenable if I was having to pay to apply for the dozens of jobs a week I was applying to. I was budgeting to the dollar. I have been in similar positions while employed. needing to budget for job searching is a huge barrier.
8:08 PM · Sep 21, 2026
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Cameron 🇺🇸🗽🦅
 @cameroncorduroy.bsky.social
· 26m
if employers received less applications, prospective employees would get rejected less often
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Cacti Wrangler @cactiwrangler.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Oh sweetie, you thought you'd made a good point? Well let me just pull up the KKK's thesaurus here...
Michelle Cottle smirking like a fucking idiot after trying to tell a black person racist definitions of words mean more than historical definitions of words
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Cacti Wrangler @cactiwrangler.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
yikes
"The Rise in the Stock Delinquency Rate Has Been Driven by Severely Derogatory Balances"
Area chart tracking the share of total reported balances by percentage (vertical axis) from 2004 through 2025 (horizontal axis) for debts which are severely derogatory (blue), 120+ days past due (green), and 90-119 days past due (gold); the recent rise has been driven almost entirely by a growing pool of severely derogatory balances.
Source: New York Fed Consumer Credit Panel/Equifax.
Note: “Severely derogatory” corresponds largely to balances associated with credit card accounts that lenders have noted as charged-off.
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Cacti Wrangler @cactiwrangler.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
she would rather stan people who treat democratic women right, like andrew cuomo
Bowiegrrl
 @bowiegrrl.bsky.social
· 10mo
Replied to
Zohran Kwame Mamdani
At least Cuomo endorsed HARRIS for President unlike you. That’s the LEAST we can expect from a Democratic candidate! You’re a DSA dem-hating fraud.
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Cacti Wrangler @cactiwrangler.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
woa woa woa, careful with the language there buddy
Conversation between a person and a racist:

olive enjoyer
 @nowletmebeclear.bsky.social
· 17h
yeah her and her brilliant team of neoliberals should have like won the election or something

Dave Lundeen
@dmlundeen.bsky.social
Oh good, the other content free N word.
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Cacti Wrangler @cactiwrangler.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Totally-not-like-Kristen-Sinema Haley Stevens endorsing conservative billionaire Michael Bloomberg, probably just because she's a terrible judge of character and political success and not because Bloomberg promised her anything.

Haley Stevens
@HaleyforMI
I’ll be live on @MSNBC around 8:15PM to discuss my endorsement of @MikeBloomberg for President!
12:40 AM · Feb 10, 2020
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Cacti Wrangler @cactiwrangler.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
while it's not in response to me, you absolutely do this and are seething "you fkn simp"
Nichole Hiltz: Hey Judy with K-hive in your bio… Biden and Harris handed the election to Trump, a dictator. People like Mamdani are winning. Wake up.

Felipe direct reply to that post: It won’t be long before the far left hate Mandani. AOC was your darling at one point, now you all can’t stand her 🙄
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Cacti Wrangler @cactiwrangler.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Just so no one has doubts on my expertise, read it and weep
my diploma for uh, idk school learning or something, which is proof I'm a historian, economist, anthropologist, mathematician, sociologist, psychologist...I forget what other courses I took
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Cacti Wrangler @cactiwrangler.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
The Governor of Michigan, ostensibly Gretchen Whitmer, acting like an infant when she's caught placating nazis by covering her face with folders, hoping no one will recognize her
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Cacti Wrangler @cactiwrangler.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Centrists:
Haley Stevens in the middle of her Howard Dean moment (being a little gremlin) highlighting a centrist's favorite democrat: a weird loser who will have parties with and befriend fascists so they can feel like they're in the same club.
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Cacti Wrangler @cactiwrangler.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
another patriot has fallen to swamp ass
Cosplaying losers forget that sweat shows through on khaki pants as we can see in this image of an adult baby dressed up as a brooks brothers fascist walking through a subway station in D.C.
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Cacti Wrangler @cactiwrangler.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Jenna Maroney giving some helpful advice to the hardcore believers at CBS news
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Cacti Wrangler @cactiwrangler.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Disingenuous liar! lol seriously fuck off
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Cacti Wrangler @cactiwrangler.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
A gentleman toasting to the troops...both sides
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Cacti Wrangler @cactiwrangler.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
These people will lead us into ruin. They've watched at least TWO presidential candidates lose on this mentality and are saying, "We're gonna do it again and blame you all if we lose, again."
"Imagine being so brain-poisoned on consumer capitalism that you think about voting as a reward for the candidate being the bestest boy or girl instead of understanding it as an exercise in collective action to choose one of a limited number of possible futures that we must all experience together."
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Cacti Wrangler @cactiwrangler.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
The fact this asshole is teaching the youths, and that he's not remotely unique in being this dumb, is very scary. I'd like to know how many "leftist tankies" say "everything america does is bad". Oh none? Yeah thought so. But let's equate that lie with the actual war hawks! Fuck this guy.
Of all things to criticize AOC about, boilerplate on Taiwan gets people upset?

Sorry tankie leftists, she didn’t say everything bad in the world is America’s fault, and indicated that deterring Chinese imperialism could be good.

Sorry, fake China hawks, she was measured instead of fire-breathing.
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Cacti Wrangler @cactiwrangler.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
for anyone who hasn't seen it yet
NYT bluesky skeet saying, "At the start of his Super Bowl performance, Bad Bunny appeared in a field of green grass wearing a jersey featuring the number “64.” Fans immediately started tossing out theories about what the number meant." despite Bad Bunny clearly being surrounded by sugarcane.
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Cacti Wrangler @cactiwrangler.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
I bet the police budget is still "robust" right
"Still, with a slowing economy and the flush budgets of years past looking like a distant memory..."
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Cacti Wrangler @cactiwrangler.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Why are you replying to 12 day old posts (about nazism) that have nothing to do with Chuck Schumer explaining you won't be appealed to "emotionally" and that the person needs to "cope" with Schumer being leader? Bot or legit psychopath?
Suann Laqueur (@suannelqr.bsky.social) replying to a 12 day old post quoting Anne Frank's Diary saying, "Appeal to emotion denied. Schumer was elected by his peers and he isn't going anywhere. Cope." Nowhere in the original post is chuck schumer or even the democratic party mentioned.
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Cacti Wrangler @cactiwrangler.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Legitimately some of the dumbest motherfuckers alive commenting on reddit.
It also makes no sense if you think about it for more than 2 seconds. The slogan is meant to be at least pro-immigrant if not full pro-open borders but if you agree that America is in fact "stolen land" then what you actually end up implying is that its ok for immigrants to be complicit in the "theft." Either immigrants need to leave and give the land back or the land isn't actually stolen and they can stay - you cant have it both ways.

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And then there is the problem of "Stolen from whom, exactly?"

Which tribe? And if you can identify that, then of course, they took that land from another tribe, who took it from another tribe, and so on.

It's one of those "Kept their mind so open that it fell out," situations.
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Cacti Wrangler @cactiwrangler.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
hang on just getting this ready
Image of a "fell for it again award"
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Cacti Wrangler @cactiwrangler.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Totally ...and what were those reasons
First line in a home for sale ad stating, "Don't worry about time on market. There were reasons."
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Cacti Wrangler @cactiwrangler.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
This you?
Photo of Amy Klobuchar literally building Trumps inauguration furniture.
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Cacti Wrangler @cactiwrangler.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
are you the kid from Little Giants who needed his mom to do everything for him
Little kid who might have grown into a racist loser, but probably not the same person
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Cacti Wrangler @cactiwrangler.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Totally
Nancy Pelosi showing her political instincts by making a fool of herself kneeling with a mask around her chin
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Cacti Wrangler @cactiwrangler.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
You know you have a solid argument when you block someone for stating something basic twice. Not sure what a “zoomer antimillenarian” is but makes me think the kids aren’t alright
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Cacti Wrangler @cactiwrangler.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
lmao who gives a shit
If she runs statewide, Crockett will almost certainly energize Republicans who will be reminded of her blunders, like calling Greg Abbott, who uses a wheelchair, “Gov. Hot Wheels” or accusing several GOP figures of taking campaign contributions from what turned out to be a Jeffrey Epstein but not the sex offender Jeffrey Epstein.
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Cacti Wrangler @cactiwrangler.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
idk how anyone with a brain can look at this and think Mamdani doesn't appeal to a broad coalition. His own party hates him and he won the most votes in 60 years.
Vote breakdown showing Mamdani only got 66% of democratic party votes in the mayoral election, proving his own party didn't support him and he still won by a landslide.
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Cacti Wrangler @cactiwrangler.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
The discourse surrounding a funny but problematic and ultimately mid TV show from 10+ years ago is very amusing, especially this person who seems to live online but wants to force people into...jobs?!?!? THE HORROR
Cadence ”Port Game Use Crane” Andrysiak‬
 ‪@supportourpoops.bsky.social‬
· 1h
I want to put its detractors in a fee collector position at a park, state or national

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Cacti Wrangler @cactiwrangler.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
I would've gone with this one probably
Neo-nazi loser Nick Fuentes on his own stream, picking his nose so deeply and thoroughly with a huge grin on his face
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Cacti Wrangler @cactiwrangler.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
This is a blatant lie you keep peddling. The company he worked for was the culmination of Blackwater merging with another group, which he absolutely knew at the time. Stop lying please.
In 2007, contractors for a corporate predecessor to Constellis, Blackwater, were involved in a shooting that killed dozens of unarmed Iraqis in Baghdad. Four Blackwater contractors were found guilty of murder for the shootings, but three were later acquitted of the charges.

Following the shooting, Blackwater founder Erik Prince, who is the brother of current U.S. Education Secretary Betsy DeVos, was forced to sell the company. It was renamed and purchased by a private equity firm run by Erik Prince's former investment manager, Jason DeYonker. Another private equity firm, Apollo Global Management, bought Constellis in 2016. DeYonker, who had been CEO, departed in 2018.
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Cacti Wrangler @cactiwrangler.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
NYT just wants to be the NY Post now. Author of this piece:
McWhorter has posited that anti-racism has become as harmful in the United States as racism itself. McWhorter has criticized the term "microaggression", as well as what he regards as the overly casual conflation of racial bias with white supremacy. As early as December 2018, McWhorter described anti-racism as a "religious movement". McWhorter criticized Robin DiAngelo's 2018 book White Fragility following its resurgence in sales during the George Floyd protests beginning in May 2020, arguing that it "openly infantilized Black people" and "simply dehumanized us", and "does not see fit to address why all of this agonizing soul-searching [for residual racism by white people] is necessary to forging change in society. One might ask just how a people can be poised for making change when they have been taught that pretty much anything they say or think is racist and thus antithetical to the good.
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Cacti Wrangler @cactiwrangler.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
So you think if dems ran on M4A in 2024 they still would've lost?
Survey data table showing strong support for Medicare 4 All; 59% of all respondents support, with 88% of self-identifying democrats supporting M4A. Within that subset, 70% of democrats said they "strongly support" M4A, further showing the ineptitude of the political consultants who ran Kamala's campaign.
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Cacti Wrangler @cactiwrangler.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Kamala Harris joyfully standing next to someone who would like to be able to legally discriminate against her because of her race
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Cacti Wrangler @cactiwrangler.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Man with a swastika tattooed on his chest says, "It's going to be a maze" referring to the tattoo.
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Cacti Wrangler @cactiwrangler.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Quick question: Would Chris Licht disclose that an author worked for the subject of one of their opinion pieces? Asking for a friend...
People page for "The University of Austin" grift college Bari Weiss started so she could feel smart and exclude muslims showing that Caitlin Flanagan works for Bari Weiss and THE Atlantic.
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Cacti Wrangler @cactiwrangler.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Hmmm odd that this isn't disclosed in the article she wrote about her other boss. Probably just an innocent oversight that I'll get right on, don't you worry about it Sally.
People page for "The University of Austin" grift college Bari Weiss started so she could feel smart and exclude muslims showing that Caitlin Flanagan works for Bari Weiss and THE Atlantic.
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Cacti Wrangler @cactiwrangler.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
LMAO

María Corina Machado
@MariaCorinaYA
2h
This recognition of the struggle of all Venezuelans is a boost to conclude our task: to conquer Freedom.

We are on the threshold of victory and today, more than ever, we count on President Trump, the people of the United States, the peoples of Latin America, and the democratic nations of the world as our principal allies to achieve Freedom and democracy.

I dedicate this prize to the suffering people of Venezuela and to President Trump for his decisive support of our cause!
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Cacti Wrangler @cactiwrangler.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
she already dedicated the win to him and no I'm not joking

María Corina Machado
@MariaCorinaYA
2h
This recognition of the struggle of all Venezuelans is a boost to conclude our task: to conquer Freedom.

We are on the threshold of victory and today, more than ever, we count on President Trump, the people of the United States, the peoples of Latin America, and the democratic nations of the world as our principal allies to achieve Freedom and democracy.

I dedicate this prize to the suffering people of Venezuela and to President Trump for his decisive support of our cause!
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Cacti Wrangler @cactiwrangler.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
she already dedicated her win to him

María Corina Machado
@MariaCorinaYA
2h
This recognition of the struggle of all Venezuelans is a boost to conclude our task: to conquer Freedom.

We are on the threshold of victory and today, more than ever, we count on President Trump, the people of the United States, the peoples of Latin America, and the democratic nations of the world as our principal allies to achieve Freedom and democracy.

I dedicate this prize to the suffering people of Venezuela and to President Trump for his decisive support of our cause!
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Cacti Wrangler @cactiwrangler.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
lmao "unlike me who seeks to use any authoritarian I can to be president of venezuela"
This recognition of the struggle of all Venezuelans is a boost to conclude our task: to conquer Freedom.

We are on the threshold of victory and today, more than ever, we count on President Trump, the people of the United States, the peoples of Latin America, and the democratic nations of the world as our principal allies to achieve Freedom and democracy.

I dedicate this prize to the suffering people of Venezuela and to President Trump for his decisive support of our cause!
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Cacti Wrangler @cactiwrangler.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Oh hey look she also dedicated it to Trump LMAO
María Corina Machado
@MariaCorinaYA

This recognition of the struggle of all Venezuelans is a boost to conclude our task: to conquer Freedom.

We are on the threshold of victory and today, more than ever, we count on President Trump, the people of the United States, the peoples of Latin America, and the democratic nations of the world as our principal allies to achieve Freedom and democracy.

I dedicate this prize to the suffering people of Venezuela and to President Trump for his decisive support of our cause!
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Cacti Wrangler @cactiwrangler.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
HAHA Philip Bump (@pbump.com), formerly of the Bezos Post, blocked me after realizing he's a fucking idiot who thinks Maria Corina Machado isn't a fan of autocrats. Whoops!
María Corina Machado
@MariaCorinaYA

This recognition of the struggle of all Venezuelans is a boost to conclude our task: to conquer Freedom.

We are on the threshold of victory and today, more than ever, we count on President Trump, the people of the United States, the peoples of Latin America, and the democratic nations of the world as our principal allies to achieve Freedom and democracy.

I dedicate this prize to the suffering people of Venezuela and to President Trump for his decisive support of our cause!
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Cacti Wrangler @cactiwrangler.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Our new #NobelPeacePrize winner thinks we should bomb MORE civilian vessels.
Tensions between Venezuela and America soared following the attack, but Machado insisted to The Sunday Times that Trump was right to bomb the boat.

“I totally support his strategy,” Machado said. “And I’ve said on behalf of the Venezuelan people that we are very grateful. I think it is the right thing to do. It’s courageous. It’s visionary.”
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Cacti Wrangler @cactiwrangler.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
This part is very funny
The number 72 showing the estimated number of LibDem seats which is a net change of zero, meaning the Lib Dems took none of the labour or Tory defectors lmaoooooooo
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Cacti Wrangler @cactiwrangler.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
It's incredible how stupid these people are.
Two lead-brained dumb people discussing whether an obvious parody bio is actually REAL?!?!?

Flavia Elphberg‬
 ‪@flaviaelphberg.bsky.social‬
· 5m
I'm very embarrassed for "THE Atlantic" right now....

That's Montgomery Clift, Honey
‪@magatzapper.bsky.social‬
It's extremely unlikely that 🤡has anything to do with The Atlantic outside of his fantasy life, which is clearly quite an active one.
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Cacti Wrangler @cactiwrangler.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
here's a recent example
lucas, ho chi minh thot‬
 ‪@antioccident.bsky.social‬
· 5d
Replied to 
Jay 🦋
have y'all banned Jesse Singal yet or
‪Jay 🦋‬
 ‪@jay.bsky.team‬
· 5d
WAFFLES
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Cacti Wrangler @cactiwrangler.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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