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Cacti Wrangler

@cactiwrangler.bsky.social
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Senior Editor for THE Atlantic. You have to overemphasize "THE" like in THE Ohio State, otherwise you're not allowed to pay for our shitty articles.

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Cacti Wrangler @cactiwrangler.bsky.social · 3m
Do you think ICE/CBP are the only agencies allowed to arrest and prosecute child molesters
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Cacti Wrangler @cactiwrangler.bsky.social · 12h
but what say the baileys
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Cacti Wrangler @cactiwrangler.bsky.social · 17h
almost bedtime gramps
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Cacti Wrangler @cactiwrangler.bsky.social · 22h
I like how in this picture the world's richest bigot pedophile is both looking at the camera AND past it. An ubermensch to be sure!
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Cacti Wrangler @cactiwrangler.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is art
A tense landscape: an absolutely plastered, thumb of an eagles fan in the foreground speaking to a reporter, seemingly belching an invisible fire from the depths on his being. To his right, in the background, a comrade in Eagle-green poncho solemnly but silently agreeing with the flames that emanate from the beer-stricken opening. Further in the background to the fan's left is Ed Sheeran in a funny hat.
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Cacti Wrangler @cactiwrangler.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Sure but I feel like this also ignores the crimes he has committed and is being absolved of because of his position on the court. Term limits don't solve corruption if the corruption is the point.
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Cacti Wrangler @cactiwrangler.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Bzzt wrong www.propublica.org/article/bide...
propublica.org
A Year of Empty Threats and a “Smokescreen” Policy: How the State Department Let Israel Get Away With Horrors in Gaza
Israel has repeatedly crossed the Biden administration’s human rights red lines. But the U.S. continued to send weapons. Exclusive records and interviews reveal what happened inside the State Departme...
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Cacti Wrangler @cactiwrangler.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Lmao this HAS to be a bit
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Cacti Wrangler @cactiwrangler.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
He did the thing
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The Simspons Homer: Nuc-u-lar Pronunciation
Alt: The Simspons Homer: Nuc-u-lar Pronunciation
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W.E.D.em Boyz @leftistwonk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Politics is so awesome because once you trick people into thinking you're a good consultant or polling guru or whatever, it becomes impossible for you to do anything but fail up. Sarah Longwell had the wrongest possible take you could have about the 2024 election and somehow it RAISED her stature.
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Cacti Wrangler @cactiwrangler.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I have but didn't feel the need to minimize what they did by writing garbage rape apologia
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Cacti Wrangler @cactiwrangler.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
He learned so much from his mistake he didn’t speak about it for a decade until it became public
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Cacti Wrangler @cactiwrangler.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
he only came out with a mea culpa after this became public so pardon us if we don't rush to rehabilitate a fucking rapist
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Cacti Wrangler @cactiwrangler.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
there's still time to delete your article
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Cacti Wrangler @cactiwrangler.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I read your article and still don't understand what's complicated about saying Jacob Geller is a rapist and anything he ever created is no longer something I will buy, share, or engage with. Oh wait because you like his stuff it's complicated. I get it now! This is about *you*
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Cacti Wrangler @cactiwrangler.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
you don't know what words mean and should shut the fuck up instead of doing whatever this is
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Cacti Wrangler @cactiwrangler.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'm just a smol bean account with 6 thousand followers so when I screencap posts and try to dunk on those people it's a-ok but when they do it to me IT'S LITERAL HARASSMENT
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Cacti Wrangler @cactiwrangler.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
propublica already covered stuff like this www.propublica.org/article/bide...
propublica.org
A Year of Empty Threats and a “Smokescreen” Policy: How the State Department Let Israel Get Away With Horrors in Gaza
Israel has repeatedly crossed the Biden administration’s human rights red lines. But the U.S. continued to send weapons. Exclusive records and interviews reveal what happened inside the State Departme...
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Cacti Wrangler @cactiwrangler.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
seriously, fuck you @pbsnews.org for this propaganda bullshit trying to elevate someone who is a fucking fascist www.sltrib.com/news/politic... www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
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Cacti Wrangler @cactiwrangler.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A softball-laden interview in which they don't press Cox on his lies and hypocrisy. Very cool PBS!
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Cacti Wrangler @cactiwrangler.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Wild to spend a single second trying to claim Brock Turner is getting due punishment for his crimes. I can't imagine spending literal hours continuing to do it. Like do people know they can just shut the fuck up about stuff?
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Cacti Wrangler @cactiwrangler.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Really frustrating how my notes like "make sure not to make shit up constantly" keep getting ignored. I'll speak to HR about this
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Cacti Wrangler @cactiwrangler.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Is this a bit? Their response is very clearly related.
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Cacti Wrangler @cactiwrangler.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Your right to rape people and not be put on a lifetime list? Hate to break it to you shitbrick but that's not a right
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Cacti Wrangler @cactiwrangler.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
you'd know first hand wouldn't you
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Cacti Wrangler @cactiwrangler.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
why are you doing this
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Cacti Wrangler @cactiwrangler.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This guy's gonna do it
Some unknown guy who was definitely not encouraged to cheat at football games
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Cacti Wrangler @cactiwrangler.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Read that account's bio. You're not engaging with someone acting in good faith.
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Cacti Wrangler @cactiwrangler.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Man Says 'We Made It Up' Meme
ALT: Man Says 'We Made It Up' Meme
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Cacti Wrangler @cactiwrangler.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You mean the award winning actress and decades-long anti-war activist? Shocking she has fans and you don't!
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Cacti Wrangler @cactiwrangler.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Congrats, this garbage was even worse than I expected. Somehow the bigot who is focused on isn't even as objectionable as the author of this piece. A real achievement!
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anna, journalist, get woke or DEI trying @fakerobotgamer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
what do you know the most predicable thing happened when a bunch of you decided lolcow farming was ok when you do it
lastditchbar on instagram:

Our community should expect more details in
the future. Today we need to address the safety
of the community itself. Stop harassing Soe
Noire. It is neither productive, progressive, nor
valiant to attack and harass a black patron. He
has been a collaborator and performer of Last
Ditch for a while, and he deserves to speak his
mind about accountability and repair from the
bar. There are so many misconceptions due to
the disorganization of the Globe's article. He did
not call for a shutdown, nor did he call for the
bar to be firebombed. Further, he did not
disparage the owner for being homeless. As a
result of this abysmal journalism, Soe has been
getting additional threats, slurs, and
harassment, and now he is being reported to the
police over something he did not do. This is not
supporting us at Last Ditch, and it is at its core,
anti-blackness hysteria.
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Cacti Wrangler @cactiwrangler.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
read it again
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Cacti Wrangler @cactiwrangler.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
You should just stay at the Nazi bar if you want to repeat the bullshit you see over there so much
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Cacti Wrangler @cactiwrangler.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Oh ok who pays to implement this across job boards and other platforms? Indeed, Linkedin, Monster, etc. will just let it happen and not ask for admin fees right? Right? Why are we forcing fee structures on applicants instead of looking for non-monetary ways to combat spam and scams?
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Cacti Wrangler @cactiwrangler.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
lol "why would criminals do crimes when it only makes them some money" I bet you also think there is no such thing as payroll tax fraud
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Cacti Wrangler @cactiwrangler.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
lol I knew you and your friends didn't live in reality but this is really something Not only is it painfully obvious you don't understand what it's like to be unemployed and near homelessness, but claiming there isn't rampant fraud in payroll taxes is just so fucking funny.
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Cacti Wrangler @cactiwrangler.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Who is it going to
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Cacti Wrangler @cactiwrangler.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Because it takes two brains cells to figure out how people could take advantage of a system where money is exchanged for the right to apply for jobs. I was giving you and your friends too much credit!
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Cacti Wrangler @cactiwrangler.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Yes. Fraudulent employers set up expansive fake job postings or hell even real employers use it to boost revenue. What are the current consequences for doing this, especially if the entity offering jobs is abroad?
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Cacti Wrangler @cactiwrangler.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
How could asking people to pay to submit applications lead to fraud? Are you serious? LMAOOOOOO
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Cacti Wrangler @cactiwrangler.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
What’s the nominal fee? Who decides it? How do you regulate it? Why won’t it just lead to rampant fraud? All questions that show this thought experiment for what it is: fucking idiotic. Also what does the median person look like and how long are people unemployed
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Cacti Wrangler @cactiwrangler.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Do you think charging to submit applications will affect regular people at all or is it an abstract concept to you
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Cacti Wrangler @cactiwrangler.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
“Search white men as bed bugs”
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Cacti Wrangler @cactiwrangler.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
VERY dumb asshole
Cameron 🇺🇸🗽🦅
 @cameroncorduroy.bsky.social
· 13h
what is your evidence for this?

it's me 🫠
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my recent prolonged bout of unemployment would have been absolutely untenable if I was having to pay to apply for the dozens of jobs a week I was applying to. I was budgeting to the dollar. I have been in similar positions while employed. needing to budget for job searching is a huge barrier.
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Cameron 🇺🇸🗽🦅
 @cameroncorduroy.bsky.social
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if employers received less applications, prospective employees would get rejected less often
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Cacti Wrangler @cactiwrangler.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
what is his evidence for this
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Cacti Wrangler @cactiwrangler.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
oh wow shocking the rich assholes choose money over everything else
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Cacti Wrangler @cactiwrangler.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
maybe connor stallions is looking for a job
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Cacti Wrangler @cactiwrangler.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Better yet stop letting pet cats outdoors without supervision. Not only do they decimate local wildlife populations but fights between cats are a major source of infectious disease spread within the cat population
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Cacti Wrangler @cactiwrangler.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Nah this is actually a valid comparison. We’re going to find candidates who run on taking your rights away and guess what, you have to vote for them
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