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Chuck! @cached.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Imagine picking Aaron Rodgers over this man. The Steelers deserve every bad thing that happens to them, now and forever. www.sbnation.com/nfl/1130735/...

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Mike Tomlin’s tour of the Minecraft city he built for 12 years was captivating

Stop everything and check out Mike Tomlin’s YouTube video about his Minecraft city

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Chuck! @cached.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Was in Cookeville yesterday and saw this exact poster above the urinal at a bar… these dweebs staring back was surreal

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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

arriving at the job interview drinking mead from a mug made from the skull of my foe (gavin from the IT department)

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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 15/09/2026

This is one of the funniest threads I’ve read in ages. At no point does OP break, and the landlords, well, www.reddit.com/r/Landlord/c...

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Chuck! @cached.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

As a person conceived in 1986, I’m really appreciative that my dad shot at least one real screamer when he did so that I wouldn’t accidentally include 88 in my email prefixes or other online handles

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Chuck! @cached.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

It’s kinda wild that portrait is the default layout for books of all stripes given that our eyes are built to favor horizontal

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Chuck! @cached.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

I mean, I know 80 yo people passing ain’t that unusual but still, damn

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Chuck! @cached.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

You gotta be fucking kidding me

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Chuck! @cached.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Wanna know how to salvage TAZ Royale? Actually let Clint die in episode 2 for acting like a fool and forcing him to sit there, silently, for the next 30 episodes because if decisions don’t have consequences, the whole game is fucking shit lol

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Chuck! @cached.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

You don’t need leaks or a fucking crystal ball: GTA6 is going to have dated gameplay, satire that is 3 years old, and all of that satire will be so unfunny and mean-spirited that Saint’s Row will look enlightened by comparison.

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Chuck! @cached.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Since Flock is a matter of discourse, as a person whose neighborhood has Flock cameras, I promise you they record everything, not just crimes. They are private industry surveillance and nothing more. Bootlicker supreme. #deflock

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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

one of the best bits of Gibran, a very mixed writer - "Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life’s longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you."

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Chuck! @cached.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Hi sharks, I’m back. You’ve heard of Weird Al, but what about Perv Al? I don’t change lyrics to be silly cultural references, I make them uncomfortably sexual. The best part, there are so many songs I don’t even need to change! Think of the overhead savings, Cube!

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Chuck! @cached.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Lord, provide unto me the same focus I have from 8-10 am on Monday to 8-10 am everyday of the week so that I might end every work day by noon. Thank you for your time and consideration. Amen.

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Chuck! @cached.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Just learned TAZ: Royale recently ended. My condolences to the 14 people still listening.

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Maytera Marble @mayteramarble.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Harrison Ford, the actor behind loveable scoundrels Han Solo and Indiana Jones, started his career as an on-set carpenter. That makes him a roguelike deckbuilder.

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Chuck! @cached.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

People understand that Helldivers 2 isn’t a competitive game, right? Right? And even it was, you still don’t have to follow any sort of meta…

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Chuck! @cached.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

It’s truly special to seem a new meme be born

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Chuck! @cached.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

As person managing a federally-funded grant that provides free training and credentialing for a nursing specialty, trust me when I say, never offer anything for free. Charge $5. Who cares. Charge something because the entitlement from FREE registrants is fucking nutty.

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Chuck! @cached.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

The funniest outcome of the World Cup final is that Messi still only has 1 WC title, so a decrepit Ronaldo is gonna hang around for the next WC and Portugal can’t do anything to stop him lol

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Chuck! @cached.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

We all agree it was sepsis from a blown out hole post Grindr hook up, right?

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Chuck! @cached.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Would getting brunch today be seen as honoring the late lady Lindsey or celebrating?

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Chuck! @cached.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Keep slaying in hell queen 💄🫦

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Chuck! @cached.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

This is worrying for more reasons than I think I can presently articulate.

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Chuck! @cached.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Oh noooo… the team whose fans continue doing a homophobic chant lost? Gosh. Darn. Shucks and shoot! What a shame. Rats! Just rats! This just is maximum stinkaroonis!

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Chuck! @cached.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

And have done really well each episode

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Chuck! @cached.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

How I convinced my dad that housing prices are out of control: I would need to be a 15-day Jeopardy champion to pay off my mortgage.

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Chuck! @cached.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Decades of sport washing fascism, with the last WC literally built by slave labor, but yes, tell me how an overturned, incorrectly assessed red card, of an American player is the bridge too far of international soccer.

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Chuck! @cached.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Tough day for all the Eeyores out there

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🎃 scarecrowcialism 👻 @swolecialism.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

welcome to CONCACAF! we clown in this motherfucker best take yo sensitive ass back to UEFA!!

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Chuck! @cached.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

They installed a fountain of pissing baby girl because it would be wild to only have a fountain of a pissing baby boy.

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Micah @rincewind.run · 05/07/2026

v funny to see all the europeans getting extremely mad at us for celebrating the balogun unsuspension in a rabidly partisan manner do you want us to get into soccer or not

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Chuck! @cached.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

Look, I’m glad FIFA corrected an obvious and heinous failure by the referee and VAR official, but the fact it took days is crazy

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Chuck! @cached.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Is Welcome to Shrexham anything?

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Chuck! @cached.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

It’s gonna be really funny when GTA6 sucks

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Chuck! @cached.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

The World Cup is fun because I always (1) forget that Powerade is still a thing and (2) am wildly surprised they can afford WC advertising

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Chuck! @cached.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

As the father of incel rock, he would know

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Chuck! @cached.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

Christiano Ronaldo wearing golden boots has the exact same energy as UCF hanging a college football national championship banner lol

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Chuck! @cached.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

Man, I don’t think there is any example of “how far we’ve fallen from god” more poignant than ESPN. The YouTube algorithm showing me classic This Is Sports Center commercials hurts

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JacketDan’s Stunt Spooktacular @jacketdan.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

Lalas is a perfect exemplar of the right wing culture war. He is the broadcast equivalent of choking down a soggy burger and fries at The Kid Rock Bar in Nashville and pretending you enjoy it because it might make somebody mad

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Chuck! @cached.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

“You couldn’t make that show today due to woke” is such an old statement that I’m surprised anyone saying it is still interested in it.

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Chuck! @cached.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

How did I know Ossex wasn’t all that it seemed to be? This town has like, way too many orphans. Way too many!!

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Andrea Matranga @andreamatranga.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

In the original Star Wars IV script, the Death Star was supposed to deliver a warning shot and miss Alderaan. Due to a mistake by the key grip, they blew up the planet and all its inhabitants. Since insurance refusedt to cover a new planet, they rewrote the movie around the blooper

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Star Wars: Death Star Destroys Alderaan

ALT: Star Wars: Death Star Destroys Alderaan

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Chuck! @cached.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

Really fucking sad day for comics. I saw Satrapi speak at Tennessee Tech of all places, and she was truly one of a kind.

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Chuck! @cached.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

Motivational speaking, as a paid gig, is a scam that doesn’t get nearly enough scrutiny as such.

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Chuck! @cached.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

Scrolled by a YouTube video with the title, “They Jailed Him For Not Destroying His Pickleball Court.” Unlucky! Give him the death sentence. Pickleball is the quintessential boomer sport. Looks like tennis, but none of the athleticism or skill while demanding more court space.

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Chuck! @cached.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

*takes long drag from cigarette* Happy Pride Eve everyone. As a reminder, your favorite Internet personality suddenly having Pride merch, of which 5% of the proceeds benefit the top result of a “pride charity” Google search, are just even dumber capitalism than Target.

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Chuck! @cached.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

There’s something therapeutic to losing a 300-day wordle streak just because you forgot. I’m free. Lighter.

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Chuck! @cached.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

Is it weird if I can only climax while thinking of Gortash singing the song from the Carousel of Progress?

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