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cab.🐮 (unabomber era)

@cabinworm.bsky.social
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(he/him) 🏳️‍⚧️ 1/2 of @tallbart.com “the ben shapiro of the left” phd student in philosophy, aesthetics, & social theory ☭

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cab.🐮 (unabomber era) @cabinworm.bsky.social · 4h
the ants grind the weed, the grasshoppers smoke the weed
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Nightmare Lamp @nightmare-fueler.bsky.social · 17h
[awesome one liner] "if youre gonna be riding my meat, dont fart"
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cab.🐮 (unabomber era) @cabinworm.bsky.social · 17h
a little for me, a little for the sheepies
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cab.🐮 (unabomber era) @cabinworm.bsky.social · 17h
it’s funny because plenty of religions around the world think homosexuality is not only fine, but sacred. many traditions (esp early indigenous societies) treated queer elders as knowledge-holders, knowledge-makers, priestesses/priests, and saints. but america is a christian nation so who cares?
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cab.🐮 (unabomber era) @cabinworm.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
you know who has mad aura? that’s right, the big man upstairs 👆 jesus christ
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cab.🐮 (unabomber era) @cabinworm.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
i just went viral on Giggles. my aura sextupled in price
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cab.🐮 (unabomber era) @cabinworm.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
grandpa did you really drink from the hose
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cab.🐮 (unabomber era) @cabinworm.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
are fish and chips from scotland really the best
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cab.🐮 (unabomber era) @cabinworm.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
peter singer stinky
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cab.🐮 (unabomber era) @cabinworm.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
one of the most niche groups that stays having drama is the effective altruism community
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cab.🐮 (unabomber era) @cabinworm.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
put the fucking fries in the bag, jacob geller
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cab.🐮 (unabomber era) @cabinworm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
i hope this newfound verve in the me too movement is healing for victims and humiliating for predators
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cab.🐮 (unabomber era) @cabinworm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
clicking “yes” on the torment nexus is proletarian labor
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Yes, computers do everything at our company but don't worry, there's always a human reviewer. Nothing goes out the door without one of our highly trained shruggers briefly glancing at it and clicking Approve
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cab.🐮 (unabomber era) @cabinworm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
at least politics are finally getting back to the mud slinging matches they’re meant to be
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cab.🐮 (unabomber era) @cabinworm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
idk how some people drink a gallon of water a day. i’m not thirsty???
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cab.🐮 (unabomber era) @cabinworm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
counselor troi and dr crusher are having a wet tee shirt contest in the holodeck but we’re not invited
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cab.🐮 (unabomber era) @cabinworm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
andrea dworkin and bell hooks will decide your fate. face the Council.
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cab.🐮 (unabomber era) @cabinworm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i’d make the cornell seven fight to the death and the last one to survive has to write a five hundred thousand word essay on the invention and history of patriarchy
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cab.🐮 (unabomber era) @cabinworm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i’m bricked up for house
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cab.🐮 (unabomber era) @cabinworm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
hey yeah uhh john pork just called. said it’s urgent. something about “the Files have been leaked.” you should probably call him back ….
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cab.🐮 (unabomber era) @cabinworm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
she’s a brick… HOUSE. 🏠
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cab.🐮 (unabomber era) @cabinworm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“america is not a patriarchal nation” the average punishment for rape in this country is nothing
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cab.🐮 (unabomber era) @cabinworm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
what purpose do fraternities serve other than being a tiny crime syndicate plus hazing?
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cab.🐮 (unabomber era) @cabinworm.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
healing from top surgery sucks ass i seriously doubt anyone would do this merely for clout
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cab.🐮 (unabomber era) @cabinworm.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
modern sycophancy is a byproduct of white neoliberal capitalism and its failure to respond to the most base needs of those lives it has captured. the fear of being economically and socially sidelined creates paranoia, alienation, and intra-group silencing that echoes back to the powerful as consent.
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cab.🐮 (unabomber era) @cabinworm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
donate to help my top surgery recovery ❤️=> gofundme.com/help-vtb
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cab.🐮 (unabomber era) @cabinworm.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
here’s why: they want to be able to force children into gender roles—violently. That’s it. They think it’s disgusting and wrong that trans children and adults are able to decide for themselves that they want to transition. Sex & gender hierarchies are moot. They’re envious of our freedom.
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cab.🐮 (unabomber era) @cabinworm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
call that shit cis realism
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cab.🐮 (unabomber era) @cabinworm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
it is easier to imagine your child dead than it is to imagine them as happy and trans. that’s why transphobic parents pretend their trans children are deceased instead of just accepting their becoming. it’s short-sighted, cruel, and could only occur within a group that is accustomed to abandonment.
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cab.🐮 (unabomber era) @cabinworm.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
grifters gonna grift, enablers gonna enable
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cab.🐮 (unabomber era) @cabinworm.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
one of my thesis advisors went to CUNY for his PhD and he had nothing but positive things to say about the professors and the program
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cab.🐮 (unabomber era) @cabinworm.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
my top surgery is finished and not to brag or anything but the nurses said my chest looks banging
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cab.🐮 (unabomber era) @cabinworm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i’d prefer star trek if picard was a shirtless fireman
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cab.🐮 (unabomber era) @cabinworm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
???
INSANE Character Facts!
Lousy Goyim

The image depicts crash bandicoot standing arms-crossed, back-to-back with an angry Homer Simpson.
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cab.🐮 (unabomber era) @cabinworm.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
they’re lobotomizing my healthy breast tissue AS WE SPEAK
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cab.🐮 (unabomber era) @cabinworm.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
guy who jerks off to beach volleyball: i just like the sportsmanship
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cab.🐮 (unabomber era) @cabinworm.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
breaking my silence
Caption reads: “The Tall Bart Situation Is Crazy”
Image description — moistcritikal talking next to a YouTube screenshot of red Jordan Peterson.
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cab.🐮 (unabomber era) @cabinworm.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
mr wonka is in the Files
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cab.🐮 (unabomber era) @cabinworm.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
are you kidding me
Chocolate bar that reads “nonce” being held by a balding man in a grey sweatshirt.

The subtitles on the image read “Here it is”
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cab.🐮 (unabomber era) @cabinworm.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
*clapping respectfully* let’s go knick’s
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cab.🐮 (unabomber era) @cabinworm.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
it’s probably easier and more fruitful to try and convince a cat to swim than it is to convince a trans person to vote for a transphobe
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cab.🐮 (unabomber era) @cabinworm.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
if a fidget spinner washed up on the beach, wouldn’t you assume it had an intelligent creator?
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cab.🐮 (unabomber era) @cabinworm.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
there is a direct correlation between how sad a man is and how good he is at the grill
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cab.🐮 (unabomber era) @cabinworm.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
död åt alla vita
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cab.🐮 (unabomber era) @cabinworm.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
fuck white america i’m returning to my peoples’ culture (the swedes)
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cab.🐮 (unabomber era) @cabinworm.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
i’m in love with the shape of israel
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cab.🐮 (unabomber era) @cabinworm.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
put mitch out of his misery. for the love of god.
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cab.🐮 (unabomber era) @cabinworm.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
ayn rand didn’t account for the le epic fedora chud who would lead the objectivist revolution
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cab.🐮 (unabomber era) @cabinworm.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
i miss those videos of kids accidentally spending like $500 on v bucks on their parents apple account
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