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cab.🐮 (pipe-bomb era) @cabinworm.bsky.social · 18h

this is worse than when i shit myself at richard simmons’ house

Gex the gecko. He’s doing the dreamworks face

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cab.🐮 (pipe-bomb era) @cabinworm.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

twelve year old looked me dead in the eyes and said “charlie kirk got what he deserved” while i was teaching math

speech bubble: waow
thought bubble: BASED BASED BASED… etc

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cab.🐮 (pipe-bomb era) @cabinworm.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

someone tried to make bart and i wojaks on twitter and we just look like normal people

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cab.🐮 (pipe-bomb era) @cabinworm.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

you’ve never responded to either of these. but i’m sure you meant to.

Will Stancil
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Juniper is basically a stupid kid who has a fanatical internet following

Will Stancil @whstancil.bs... • 18m
"Sorry trans people. We wanted to work with liberals to protect you, but the liberals kept insisting on using charts and data to talk about the economy, and that, of course, is something we CANNOT accept.
Enjoy the camps"

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cab.🐮 (pipe-bomb era) @cabinworm.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

well you gotta tell me which death threat was The Bad One

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cab.🐮 (pipe-bomb era) @cabinworm.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

the boogeyman destroyed our beautiful reflecting pool

Donald J. Trump [Truth Social Post]
@realDonaldTrump

Six people have been arrested, and seven people have been cited, for the damage they did to our Country's now beautiful Reflecting Pool. The 350 foot gash, made by a very sharp knife or razors, is actually numerous slashes over a very long 350 foot length. It was purposefully and criminally done, and somebody had to work very hard, probably in the dark of night, to create such a condition. Likewise, the small area at the bottom of the Pool was cut and powerfully lifted off the surface leaving very jagged, uneven edges. The large areas of grass are being replaced. In any event, even prior to fixing those areas, the Reflecting Pool is as beautiful as it can be. We will drain some of the water, either immediately before or after the Fourth of July, to do the permanent repair. President DONALD J. TRUMP

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cab.🐮 (pipe-bomb era) @cabinworm.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

i have literally taught at middle schools, high schools, and universities for over half a decade; i have a teaching certification AND a subbing permit. when gen z tells you the job market is fucked, this is what they mean.

Thank you so much for your interest in teaching and for considering ___.
However, we won't be moving
forward with your application.
We're currently focusing on hiring teachers with a bit more teaching or classroom experience, and preferably a state-based teaching certification or permit.
We encourage you to reapply in the future when you've attained any of these qualifications.

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cab.🐮 (pipe-bomb era) @cabinworm.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

it makes me laugh every time i see this album cover. like it’s literally just 3 dudes visiting the golden gate bridge. it’s not even a nice picture of them. this was just snapped on their iphone lmao

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cab.🐮 (pipe-bomb era) @cabinworm.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

i can’t own a firearm but i stay strapped

Man in white shirt aiming a black and red compound bow.

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cab.🐮 (pipe-bomb era) @cabinworm.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

this might be one of the coolest and easiest accessibility features i’ve seen on phones in a while. hearing loss, tinnitus, and ear drum damage are all avoidable permanent harms. i’m glad people can now easily see if they are negatively impacting their hearing with loud music.