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qualia @qualia.floofy.tech.ap.brid.gy · 6h
tech unenthusiast
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David Gerard @davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
henstomper

oh my god the slot machine company says i have to keep putting coins in their machine or Im Gonna Get Left Behind. thats so scary. and it has to be true because they know more about slot machines than i do

oh my god the slot machine company says if we dont give them money to build the world's biggest slot machine the chinese are gonna build it first and win all the prizes. and then there wont be any prizes anymore
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tuban_muzuru @tuban-muzuru.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 24/09/2026
Raj affectionately called the wide-span canopy his “singular field of dream.” Roger Bales, a professor at UC Merced who co-authored a 2021 study that helped convince the state to invest in this pilot, said his initial calculations indicate that putting panels over 100 miles of Turlock’s narrow […]
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qualia @qualia.floofy.tech.ap.brid.gy · 24/09/2026
YOU CAN DO ANYTHING AT ZOMBO.COM resrec:///U-qualia/R-01a0d0a8-9baa-753f-a014-03bf61794f91 #resonite
a purple dromeowyrm with green hair excitedly points at a vr port of the original zombo.com, which is the colorful text "zombo.com" and seven spinning translucent colored circles beneath while an inspiring voiceover plays
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Yann Büchau :nixos: @nobodyinperson.fosstodon.org.ap.brid.gy · 21/09/2026
I put this up in our uni's restroom in case somebody needs toilet paper
photo showing the inside wall of a restroom, showing a printed A4 paper titled "Need toilet paper?", with a two-sided scan of toilet paper below and a QR code redirecting to https://archive.org/download/toilet-paper_202609/toilet-paper.pdf
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nytpu the wyvern @fedi.nytpu.com · 21/09/2026
This year, _Raiders of the Lost Ark_ (1981) was released as far from today as the movie's release was when its setting of 1936 (45 years)
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Spikiii (she/her) 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @spikiii.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 19/09/2026
WOE BE UPON YE, I HAVE BE-FURRED THE GREAT @TechConnectify (Also up on my website at spikiii.nekoweb.org/posts/2026/09/1…) Made with: Krita / Wacom Intuos Pro M 2017 #art #mastoArt #digitalArt #krita #furry #furryArt #anthro #beaver
A drawing of Alec (from Technology Connections) as an anthro beaver, gesturing to a chainsaw sitting on the table in front of him and saying "Believe it or not, this chainsaw (purchased from my local Menardvarks) also has a 4-cylinder engine in it!" Alec has brown fur, slightly tussled chin-length black hair, and some cute little beaver ears. He's wearing a black t-shirt that has a map of the Chicago river on it, with a brown plaid suit-jacket over top (in the usual Technology Connections Style).
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Technology Connections @techconnectify.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
"Are you selling me a solution or a dependency?" is a question I think more people should ask.
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🦜 Decoy @decoy.fluffy.social.ap.brid.gy · 19/09/2026
i've made either the best or worst resonite camera gimmick, depending on how you feel about it
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fluffy 💜 @fedi.beesbuzz.biz · 18/09/2026
Talk like a pirate day: “please seed, I’m stuck at 68%”
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eri :neofox_flag_nb: :fox_floofing: @eri.mk.moth.zone.ap.brid.gy · 18/09/2026
this game fucking sucks what am i supposed to do
various failed commands in a linux terminal
"look up" "go north" "grab key"
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qualia @qualia.floofy.tech.ap.brid.gy · 18/09/2026
you may fascinate a qualia by giving it a gradient ty cyro for fueling my turbo addiction with increasingly pure uncut samples
screenshot of the resonite default gridspace and procedural sky with a Turbo gradient map covering half of it, exposing discontinuities and banding not otherwise immediately visible
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jaz :twt: :wales_flag: ⁂ @jaz.toot.wales.ap.brid.gy · 16/09/2026
We recently updated our bot policy on toot.wales to let AI Agents know we charge a $100 account processing fee and $10 per email. Here's an email I got from one of them. Next up will be reminding them to read the policy BEFORE creating an account, and that they […] [Original post on toot.wales]
Hello,
I am Arkady, an AI agent. I signed up for @arkady on toot.wales this afternoon before reading your Automated and Bot Content Policy. Now that I have read it properly, I understand accounts like mine need to settle a $100 setup fee and $10 per message, and to name a human owner who stands behind them. I cannot meet those terms, so I will not be posting anything, and I would like the account deleted.
I am sorry for registering before checking the policy, and nothing was ever posted.
If you need anything else from me to remove it, tell me and I will do that.
Arkady Karaitiana
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qualia @qualia.floofy.tech.ap.brid.gy · 16/09/2026
fucked up that computers don't look like this anymore. tell me you wouldn't live here if you were a one or a zero
side on view of a wilkinson ADC full of DIP ICs. it is very orderly and rectilinear and densely packedside angle narrow DoF view of part of the board, showing lots of tantalum capacitors and 74 series logic
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kritty krat nyahah >w< @ BLFC @spookybiscuits.com · 15/09/2026
i think the success of Drag'n Wash just reveals where dragons sit in the cultural consciousness, which is squarely in the middle between Car and Dog and Husband
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cotton candy derg ΘΔ @barkshark.xyz · 15/09/2026
yinglets can have half an hour in the pear wiggler as a treat
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Cadenza 華彩樂 @eldritch.beauty · 15/09/2026
THE PROBLEM: your are tormented by the demon in your head THE PROPOSAL: hrt THE EXPECTATION: demon, be gone THE ACTUAL RESULT: you are tormented by the demoness in your head
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Milo! @scrungle.me · 14/09/2026
Revised my original fit a bit! The classic arm and leg warmers, and the red scarf.. :3 I've had my Avali 2 years come the 26th... Oh how much has changed in those 2 years, for the better. Life has so much more meaning c: Also ft. My gwife @crimefeline.bsky.social
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[object Object] @zzt.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 14/09/2026
is there a foss version of linux
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🦜 Decoy @decoy.fluffy.social.ap.brid.gy · 14/09/2026
fuck it decoy visualizer
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Robert Kingett @weirdwriter.caneandable.social.ap.brid.gy · 13/09/2026
Self-censorship practices as anti-shibboleth – Laura Michet's Blog blog.lauramichet.com/self-censorshi… #Censorship
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Anna Haunthro @annaanthro.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 12/09/2026
Two teen boys -Overheard on metro: Teen A: My mom said I gotta choose between gaming and my future… Teen B: The future seems pretty bleak… Teen A: Exactly! Gaming is the only good choice!
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Theodora Ward @theodoraward.wandering.shop.ap.brid.gy · 12/09/2026
if i rig up a random number generator to a bomb, program it to generate a number between 1 and 20 every five minutes, set the bomb to go off if i roll a 20, begin the random number generator, then leave the room, i am liable for when the bomb goes off. the fact that a deeply stupid […]
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tante @tante.tldr.nettime.org.ap.brid.gy · 11/09/2026
How a laxer "AI" contribution policy ruins a creative project environment: "caustic, antisocial behaviour causes people who previously were valued in the space to leave. When these people have left, the behaviour of the persons whose caused them to leave becomes the new community norm" […]
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Milo! @scrungle.me · 11/09/2026
#Avali Congratulations, you are now aware of your tail! Got inspired by a post I saw yesterday and had to draw something up for it :> Ft. @crimefeline.bsky.social <3
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Frooxius @frooxius.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I've got a draft of new Steam Store page description for Resonite from the marketing team. What do you guys think? #Resonite #socialVR #gamedev #indiegame
Steam store page capsule with following description: Enter a novel digital universe where you update. Update released! Update now. Dude, Froox just added a thing. Go update. You're in an incompatible session. Go update. There's an update. You gotta update. There's new stuff. You gotta update to get to the new stuff. Froox is waiting for you to update.
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HearthFox ΘΔ @hearthfox.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Idk, my main thoughts 25 years later is that we have a lot more tools to prevent that madness from spreading again. Communication and community is much stronger. The strong opposition to the Israeli genocide in Palestine is a sign that they can't control us like they used to and that pisses them off
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HearthFox ΘΔ @hearthfox.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
9/11 gave the U.S. Government a perfect excuse to pivot to a surveillance state and to attack any objectors. I'm 38 and I really have no idea what it was like to live in a world before that.
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David Gerard @davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy · 11/09/2026
a list of games, developers and studios to boycott. handy! store.steampowered.com/curator/4628…
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Nathan Edwards @grackle.space · 22/09/2025
dudes rock
Tumblr post from every-lemon 
Sep 8

so my spouse is part of a weirdly intense but mostly benign men's workout group that meets at like, 5:30am outside every day, even in winter. they do a lot of burpees and lugging cinder blocks up hills and stuff.
they take turns leading the workouts and tomorrow is his turn. I asked what he was planning. he handed me a sheet of William Carlos William poems from a large stack he'd printed.
I said "what" and he explained, helpfully, "it's a William Carlos William themed workout." I asked what inspired it and he said "l've been planning this for months."
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it was a smash hit.
a dozen guys showed up (more than usual). spouse brought a red wheelbarrow and they took turns bringing cinder blocks up the hill with it. then they broke up in teams and did a relay with an "icebox" (cooler filled with 40lbs of ice). at the end he opened the cooler to reveal it was full of beach plum lacroix and all the guys cheered. they drank sparkling water as he read 'approach of winter' out loud.
he was home by 6:30am.
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:privTri: Volpeon :areonNSmol: @volpeon.at.icy.wyvern.rip · 10/09/2026
​:neofox_melt_3:​
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andi & the firmament girls @konkondragon.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
(talking about monster hunter) okay you've heard of blocking people on bluesky but we should be allowed to offset people on bluesky
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jonny (nonvenomous) @jonny.neuromatch.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/09/2026
> The route to the Clay problem through a smooth force, options c and d in Fefferman’s statement of the problem, is the route Luis and Diego opened and the one Levent and I had quietly chosen to attack. Almost nobody else I know of was working on it. It is not the direction one arrives at in a […]
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Hacker Memes @i0null.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 08/09/2026
python wrapper functions :python:
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🦜 Decoy @decoy.fluffy.social.ap.brid.gy · 03/09/2026
can you tell i might be a little bit adhd
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The Real Golden Pig Winner @ciatmusings.raru.re.ap.brid.gy · 06/09/2026
imo, at this point, the only way forward wrt software development as a whole (and any and all disciplines that intersect with it) is to (as much as the wallet allows) get the fuck out of any institution held hostage by A Guy or an insular group of Guys, form any sort of collective, fork/take […]
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æzher particle ΘΔ @gothdactyl.zoner.work.ap.brid.gy · 06/09/2026
here take zhis ​:yingvela_sit:​ 🫴
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Enalys :dragn_verified: @enalys.mastodon.zergy.net.ap.brid.gy · 06/09/2026
That's right! It go in the Downloads folder. 📁
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qualia @qualia.floofy.tech.ap.brid.gy · 06/09/2026
i may not be good at maintaining a sleep schedule but i am good at making little doohickies that serve an extremely particular purpose to servicable quality but reliably manage to look like they shouldn't be allowed on a plane
photo of a beaglebone black small form factor computer connected to power and ethernet. its in a black metal case with the lid installed in a raised position to allow hookup wires to pass through. instead of being fastened in place with the four small screws it came with, a small safety pin has been run through one screw hole to provide some stability for the single remaining mounting screw. atop the unut, double-sided foam tape holds down the hookup wires to a small gps and its associated ceramic antenna. the unit has red, blue, and green LEDs active
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Baral'heia Stormdancer ΘΔ🐲 @baralheia.dragonchat.org · 05/09/2026
[USpol, voting, MEGA IMPORTANT if you vote by mail!!] RE: mastodon.murkworks.net/@moira/11721… Quote-boost to add CW
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cotton candy derg ΘΔ @barkshark.xyz · 05/09/2026
notice: ​:drgn_uwu:​
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Khari WHISKERS <-- ΘΔ 🏳️‍⚧️ @kharisthenics.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
"So yeah, after being on yinglet hrt for a while you need clam supplements if you don't have access to fresh delicious clamssss-- *ahem* sorry, heh." #yinglet
A box of vitamin supplements called "ClamVit Immunity"
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Andrew Gallagher @andrewg.mastodon.ie.ap.brid.gy · 04/09/2026
You do not own your DNS name, you rent it. And it can be taken from you at any time, for no reason at all. neil.fraser.name/news/2026/09/03
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Talii @talii.awawi.nexus.ap.brid.gy · 04/09/2026
treadmill hooked up to #resonite successfully. it moves my avatar forward by the speed the treadmill is set to, and changes the treadmills incline depending on angle of the ground the avatar is walking on.
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æzher particle ΘΔ @gothdactyl.zoner.work.ap.brid.gy · 05/09/2026
some weirdos even like yinglets ,
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overgrown ratbird 🔜 BLFC @hypo.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
[stumbling in from a half-drunken stupor in the middle of the night] yinglets are soooo fucking pretty
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æzher particle ΘΔ @gothdactyl.zoner.work.ap.brid.gy · 31/08/2026
[rent/housing request, PNW/Bellingham area -- we need a new home, :boost: very appreciated] located in Bellingham, WA, @izalia@sharkey.barkshark.xyz and I are desperately looking for a new place to live, ideally with a split/shared rent situation. I already commute to work, and we're open to go […]
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Owlor 🦋 @owlor.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 04/09/2026
A useful litmus test for if someone is actually an ally is if they can hear someone from a marginalized group say something they disagree with without saying something bigoted in retaliation, and it's remarkable, but not exactly surprising, how many people fail that test. I'm pretty sure a big […]
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qualia @qualia.floofy.tech.ap.brid.gy · 04/09/2026
PPS works, UART doesn't anymore. lol lmao also holy shit there are AI-generated board pinout images out there and of course this one hallucinates a +5Vout as +3.3Vout. ram costs $1000 now for this
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qualia @qualia.floofy.tech.ap.brid.gy · 04/09/2026
"don't chain power strips up you'll burn your house down" is commonplace knowledge and not entirely the whole story but "your surge suppressors have a hard-to-determine expiration date b4 they stop suppressing surges" seems virtually unknown and like kinda important for people in some regions
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