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“The music- if you can call it that- physically assaults anyone dumb enough to listen” Casualties 13:12

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Byron 🇲🇽✡️ @byron2284.bsky.social · 48m
Thoughts and prayers 🙏🏻
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Byron 🇲🇽✡️ @byron2284.bsky.social · 12h
Poor Thicker the Kicker ☹️
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Byron 🇲🇽✡️ @byron2284.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
The fun part is that he’ll never be beloved by that side either because he’s still shilling for Bud Light, which those transphobic morons are still boycotting
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Byron 🇲🇽✡️ @byron2284.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Me, the driver of the Arch Is Bad, Actually bandwagon for the last 2 years: Yes, we know. Find a seat in back, it’s pretty full
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Byron 🇲🇽✡️ @byron2284.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
He better start studying… that real estate license exam is pretty tough
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Byron 🇲🇽✡️ @byron2284.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Arch Manning Real Estate coming to Austin in 2029
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Byron 🇲🇽✡️ @byron2284.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Jeff Banks start polishing up that résumé buddy
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Byron 🇲🇽✡️ @byron2284.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
John Mateer Farmers Insurance Agency, coming to Norman, OK in 2029
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Byron 🇲🇽✡️ @byron2284.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Cc @edsbs.bsky.social
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Byron 🇲🇽✡️ @byron2284.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Really looking forward to see what gimmick the John Mateer Chrysler/Dodge/Jeep Dealership uses in their ads in 5 years.
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Byron 🇲🇽✡️ @byron2284.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
So sorry for your loss
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Byron 🇲🇽✡️ @byron2284.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I’ve seldom felt older than when I explained to someone at a bar last week that I remember when it was just the LCS and World Series
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Byron 🇲🇽✡️ @byron2284.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Down with the spreadsheets
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caemeron @caemeroncc.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
increasingly I think the point is not in being anti-AI but in holding steadfastly to standards that AI cannot meet, with no forgiveness
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Byron 🇲🇽✡️ @byron2284.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Spotted yesterday: a one-footed goose (This post is for the one known bird-lover on my TL: @thetallblonde.bsky.social)
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Byron 🇲🇽✡️ @byron2284.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I’ve encountered The Worst Uber this morning, and I’m honestly in awe - Ford Fiesta from about 12 years ago (no judgment, just stating facts) -210k miles -the grindiest manual transmission you’ve ever heard -filthy interior -check engine light fully illuminated.
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Byron 🇲🇽✡️ @byron2284.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
He’s talking with a guy who sells lumber, and you’d think he’s Jiminy Glick (Shoutout @davidjroth.bsky.social)
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Byron 🇲🇽✡️ @byron2284.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
There’s a dude at this hotel bar that I’m seriously considering hiring as my full time hype man. He’s chatting up everyone at the bar and seems GENUINELY interested in everything we say, and GENUINELY curious about us! Immaculate vibes!
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Byron 🇲🇽✡️ @byron2284.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Just felt like the oldest person alive explaining to someone that I remember when there was only the LCS and then the World Series.
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Byron 🇲🇽✡️ @byron2284.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
New sex euphemism just dropped
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Byron 🇲🇽✡️ @byron2284.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Huh… wonder what happened to sour them
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Parisians dressed their dogs up for Paris Fashion Week. Video via @reuters.com
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Byron 🇲🇽✡️ @byron2284.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
But have you considered the possibility of Bijan losing (does quick math) 14 fumbles???
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Byron 🇲🇽✡️ @byron2284.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It doesn’t help that Land Clark has his shirt tailored to look literally painted on
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Byron 🇲🇽✡️ @byron2284.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
static.klipy.com
I Thought This Was America!
ALT: I Thought This Was America!
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Byron 🇲🇽✡️ @byron2284.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
@dennycarter.bsky.social would never
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Byron 🇲🇽✡️ @byron2284.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Smh not even looking powerfully anymore. Lost his fastball.
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Byron 🇲🇽✡️ @byron2284.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Can confirm, this is the most “get off my lawn” crank in the neighborhood
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Byron 🇲🇽✡️ @byron2284.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Great bar setup
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Byron 🇲🇽✡️ @byron2284.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
8. Bijan Robinson Dead last: Aaron Jones
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Byron 🇲🇽✡️ @byron2284.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
First time in a long while that I’ll attend a game @texasstars.bsky.social that doesn’t see Schatz, Miggans, or Sasyn on lines.
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Byron 🇲🇽✡️ @byron2284.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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A Christmas Story: Ralphie's Bunny Suit
ALT: A Christmas Story: Ralphie's Bunny Suit
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Byron 🇲🇽✡️ @byron2284.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
“Play” is a generous way to describe the Giants’ actions in that series
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Byron 🇲🇽✡️ @byron2284.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Alito, Thomas, and Kavanaugh rn
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Terry Crews' Gym Dance Workout
ALT: Terry Crews' Gym Dance Workout
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Byron 🇲🇽✡️ @byron2284.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is why I don’t have kids… no way I’d be able to explain frosted tips without a weapons-grade roasting.
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Byron 🇲🇽✡️ @byron2284.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Okay now switch in “oil/gas” for “ground beef” and make the same argument
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Byron 🇲🇽✡️ @byron2284.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The day is young
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Byron 🇲🇽✡️ @byron2284.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Well yea, it’s pure Silly Putty at this point
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Byron 🇲🇽✡️ @byron2284.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Happy birthday, neighbor
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Byron 🇲🇽✡️ @byron2284.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Real life Gru-ass bitch
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Byron 🇲🇽✡️ @byron2284.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
@dennycarter.bsky.social making an appearance to discuss cheating death.
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Byron 🇲🇽✡️ @byron2284.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ironically, Mike Defee is the most jacked referee to NOT make the league.
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Byron 🇲🇽✡️ @byron2284.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Both teams should be eliminated from CFP consideration after that fuckin rock fight.
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Byron 🇲🇽✡️ @byron2284.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Chris Fowler calls far too much college football to not know the positions of the officials. Doesn’t know ball.
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Byron 🇲🇽✡️ @byron2284.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Absolutely undefeated
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Byron 🇲🇽✡️ @byron2284.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Arch fuckin sucks
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I understand the ref has to keep it clean
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Byron 🇲🇽✡️ @byron2284.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I dream of one day making that announcement
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Byron 🇲🇽✡️ @byron2284.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
THIS DUMB BITCH DID IT AGAIN
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Byron 🇲🇽✡️ @byron2284.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Never been more envious of a fellow official as in that moment
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