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Random Lyrics guy (Occam's Laser)

@bwoodward49.bsky.social
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Knower of stuff. Frequently wrong, maybe. Heroin free over 44 years Fresno State Baseball, SF Giants, SF 49ers. My life's goal is to not be a jerk. Old and decrepit but healthy. 77-ish No Crypto. No romance. No investments. Slava Ukraini. Free Tibet.

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Random Lyrics guy (Occam's Laser) @bwoodward49.bsky.social · 6h
I was calling on a customer this morning. A community college. They did a bit of remodeling and put in a brand new drinking fountain!! I haven't seen one in a few years. Places want you to buy their sodas and beverages. I was quite happy. I drank from it twice! It even had a bottle filler.
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AW Sylwester @aw-sylwester.bsky.social · 7h
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JoJoKC 💙🏳️‍🌈 | Queertauqua @jpe1974.bsky.social · 9h
Spot On!
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record-guy59.bsky.social @record-guy59.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Random Lyrics guy (Occam's Laser) @bwoodward49.bsky.social · 21h
Why do I feel.that there's a Trump mixed up in this somewhere?
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Random Lyrics guy (Occam's Laser) @bwoodward49.bsky.social · 21h
So, Jesus was using steroids?
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Random Lyrics guy (Occam's Laser) @bwoodward49.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Bo Jackson is the only athlete who played at high levels in the NFL and MLB that I know of. Michael Jordan couldn't make the MLB. I think he made it as far as AA. Can you think of others who played at top levels of two leagues? MLB, NFL, NBA ?
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Random Lyrics guy (Occam's Laser) @bwoodward49.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Actually, he was scammed. It wasn't Heaven, it was Haven. And, that wasnt Jesus, it was (Jay- soos).
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Random Lyrics guy (Occam's Laser) @bwoodward49.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Well, if that dont beat all.... Trump Drops Bombshell Evidence Biden Actively Campaigned Against Him — theonion.com/trump-drops-...
theonion.com
Trump Drops Bombshell Evidence Biden Actively Campaigned Against Him
WASHINGTON—During an address to the nation Tuesday in which he claimed to have obtained definitive proof that the election was stolen, President Donald Trump presented bombshell evidence showing his o...
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
FFS… Is it really an accident anymore at this point?
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Luca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Water drops IG: @artby_suzan www.instagram.com/artby_suzan?...
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Random Lyrics guy (Occam's Laser) @bwoodward49.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This happened in the late 60's and early 70's. Japan started exporting these wonderful small RELIABLE cars at a lower price. Detroit tried to stop them but it was too late. They had to respond by building better cars. We got the benefits. The same could happen if they let the Chinese cars in.
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ContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hello little one. 😍
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Sandieglo @sandieglo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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I 💙 Dogs @dogs100.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Ahh, it’s Caturday….
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Random Lyrics guy (Occam's Laser) @bwoodward49.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The reason they get sick is that they realize that the new gas car they just bought was a piece of shit.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Endless corruption.
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Random Lyrics guy (Occam's Laser) @bwoodward49.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"The sleeping hours take us far. From traffic, telephones and fear. Put out your problems with the cat". music.youtube.com/watch?v=a5W9...
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The Actor
YouTube video by The Moody Blues - Topic
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Caroleeena @caroleeena.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I know I should fold them but it seems so pointless. They don't really wrinkle anyway.
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Random Lyrics guy (Occam's Laser) @bwoodward49.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
So, Trump wants to rename AI to SI. Every knows that SI stands for Sports Illustrated.
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Random Lyrics guy (Occam's Laser) @bwoodward49.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Nia is experiencing her first human ownership.
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Random Lyrics guy (Occam's Laser) @bwoodward49.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I call it "Trickle on" economics.
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Random Lyrics guy (Occam's Laser) @bwoodward49.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Please repost. And over again and again.
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AW Sylwester @aw-sylwester.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Random Lyrics guy (Occam's Laser) @bwoodward49.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Great column. These are the AI burdens we have to figure out in order to enjoy the benefits. www.nytimes.com/2026/10/01/o...
nytimes.com
Opinion | Behold the Paragons of Rank Incompetence
The dawn of A.I. comes at the dusk of American sanity.
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Random Lyrics guy (Occam's Laser) @bwoodward49.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This sounds like a Pete Hogsbreath deal.
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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gecheck.bsky.social @gecheck.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Are we great yet 🤔
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Random Lyrics guy (Occam's Laser) @bwoodward49.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Here's another Hawkeye to confuse Schmitt.
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Random Lyrics guy (Occam's Laser) @bwoodward49.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I love the Supremes. Great cut with Diana. youtu.be/le_P2AtA_EQ?...
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The Supremes - Stop! In The Name Of Love Official Music Video
YouTube video by Aramis Barros
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Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
That kind of bond between human and animal is truly special. Original post
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leftylady.bsky.social @leftylady.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
🤣🤣🤣
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
OOF!
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Random Lyrics guy (Occam's Laser) @bwoodward49.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
And a 1 and a 2!
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whattheactualf.bsky.social @whattheactualf.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
😂😂
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AW Sylwester @aw-sylwester.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Random Lyrics guy (Occam's Laser) @bwoodward49.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Of course he was. Millions of people saw him in Richmond.
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Him.in – for him
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Michelle says: Be kind. Always. ❤️ @snarkysillysad.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Woman frees a koala who had gotten tangled in a net: #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmil...
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
36 minutes before the hearing started.
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Ally Raymond @allyraymond.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
😆😆😆 #stupidantivaxxers
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Sukie 💙🇺🇸🇺🇦🌊 @froggybottompond.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
''I'd like to go ahead and solve it. The Atlanta Hawks.''
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Random Lyrics guy (Occam's Laser) @bwoodward49.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Schmitt..."you were on this ranch having a barbecue". Smith..."No, I had a barbecue beef sandwich and salad with Ranch dressing ".
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
When your entire attack line is garbage and you thought you were being clever, you’re a Schmitt-head.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The moment Jack Smith realized Eric Schmitt was talking about the wrong game.
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Random Lyrics guy (Occam's Laser) @bwoodward49.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Nation’s 93-Year-Olds Announce Plan To Crash Car Into Side Of Bank — theonion.com/nations-93-y...
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Nation’s 93-Year-Olds Announce Plan To Crash Car Into Side Of Bank
WASHINGTON—In a joint statement outlining the mission shared by hundreds of thousands of elderly American citizens, the nation’s 93-year-olds announced a new plan this week to crash their cars into th...
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Random Lyrics guy (Occam's Laser) @bwoodward49.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Trump is even building a bunker that he can kill himself in.
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ContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Happiness Propeller Tail 😍
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Random Lyrics guy (Occam's Laser) @bwoodward49.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Can someone die in their sleep....and, take JD with him?
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