chayka chance on me @butchface.bsky.social · 1hThere are two Chows on the mayoral ballot so please talk to the boomers in your life about triple checking their vote so they don’t make the mistake my mother nearly did 🙄 021
chayka chance on me @butchface.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I am thrilled to see the Leafs social media strategy being to embrace the villain role and say yes we do matter more than your favourite team, always and forever, amen 011
chayka chance on me @butchface.bsky.social · 28/09/2026A’ja Wilson shooting 79% from the field in game 1 while grabbing 16 boards just to remind everyone that she is and has been the best player in the league 000
chayka chance on me @butchface.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I think 60% of the times I’ve gone to Sweaty Betty’s there was a celebrity there. Tonight it was Mike Myers, and to answer your question, he left before I got drunk enough to confront him about how he allegedly thought that Stacy riding her bike into the car should have been cut from Wayne’s World 010
chayka chance on me @butchface.bsky.social · 16/09/2026The Mets basically made it club policy to bet against Alonso. Practically begged him to walk twice, and he took them up on it the second time, and it sure looks like it was a terrible decision, and they’re somehow surprised the fans rank Pete above their disasterclass 2026 team. 010
chayka chance on me @butchface.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Ed Sheeran saying “I’m not complicit” has precisely the same energy and effectiveness as when Michael Scott declared bankruptcy 040
chayka chance on me @butchface.bsky.social · 26/08/2026That grim reaper claw game meme and the side of the machine says People in Home Alone 2. Mrs. McCallister, the Pigeon Lady, and now the concierge, BUT NOT THE ONE WE WANT 050
chayka chance on me @butchface.bsky.social · 25/08/2026When we saw Dolly Parton play at the Amphitheatre in 2016 she wore an outfit with so many rhinestones and sequins that it was impossible to take a picture of her from a distance. She was just a glowing ball of light. Fitting. 010
chayka chance on me @butchface.bsky.social · 17/08/2026I have a very easy solution to sports teams circumventing salary caps 010
chayka chance on me @butchface.bsky.social · 08/08/2026I think the Broken Social Scene/Stars concert is going to break the all time record for most instagram stories I’ve seen from the same show 020
chayka chance on me @butchface.bsky.social · 05/08/2026A lot of people hated Hooked on a Feeling but those people never sang it at the top of their lungs during the 8th inning on October 14th 2015 I guess BRING IT BACK, IT HAD EXCELLENT MOJO, IT IS MORE FUN THAN HEY BABY, I WILL DIE ON THIS HILL 030
chayka chance on me @butchface.bsky.social · 03/08/2026I could no longer look at Varsho without thinking about how absolutely awful every AB was in game 6 and 7, especially the one where putting a ball anywhere in the outfield would have won the whole thing. This one doesn’t hurt at all. This one makes it hurt less tbh. 021
chayka chance on me @butchface.bsky.social · 29/07/2026I’m sure this third Thomas Crown Affair is going to be a slick, polished, perfectly enjoyable film, but the thing that the 1999 remake got so right is making the film deeply deeply deeply horny, and we just don’t do that anymore. Another entry for the “Everyone is beautiful and no one is horny” era. 000
Reposted by chayka chance on meEric Koreen @ekoreen.bsky.social · 23/07/2026I think maybe we all just collectively willed the 2025 Toronto Blue Jays into existing and they were never really there at all. 4222
chayka chance on me @butchface.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Way more people I know went to Death Cab for Cutie than I ever would have suspected 000
chayka chance on me @butchface.bsky.social · 19/07/2026A lovely day to wake up temporarily Spanish 010
Reposted by chayka chance on meGregory Balloch @gregballoch.bsky.social · 16/07/2026They really don't make pitcher reactions like they used to 2111
chayka chance on me @butchface.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Love to exist in Sarah Connor’s nightmare in T2 030
chayka chance on me @butchface.bsky.social · 14/07/2026This format definitely makes for a better format for the final round. I think they should combine the two and have a timed first round and then go to swings in the subsequent rounds 010
chayka chance on me @butchface.bsky.social · 13/07/2026If I search “Toronto reference library” on google maps the top result is North York Central Library, except it doesn’t SAY “North York Central Library” it says “Toronto reference library” and only once you select does it give the correct name. The actual reference library is the second result! WHY 150
Reposted by chayka chance on meℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Torontonians: U of T's school of urban research is crowdsourcing a short two-question survey where all you need to do is draw what you consider the borders of your neighborhood on a map carte.utoronto.ca/neighbourhoo...carte.utoronto.caMap Your Toronto NeighbourhoodMap your neighbourhood's boundaries and contribute to a community-sourced picture of Toronto. 01814
Reposted by chayka chance on mePatrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 06/07/2026Cristiano Ronaldo: what if a mall in Dubai was a person 313520708
Reposted by chayka chance on meDan Seljak @anotherglassbox.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Anyhow, for a hint at why this happened, check out this neat letter from RBC that was submitted right before the withdrawal 1912113
Reposted by chayka chance on meℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 03/07/2026I hope the Kyle Lowry statue outside of Scotiabank Arena features him drawing a charge. Fans and tourists can stand up against the statue like they're trying to drive to the bucket but Kyle is just eating that foul like a champ. 1426
chayka chance on me @butchface.bsky.social · 03/07/2026If anyone is looking for a family doctor! I can’t vouch for the clinic or anything, I just know it’s tough out there to get a GP so passing along. 000
chayka chance on me @butchface.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Maybe Bobrovsky can be the second coming of Ed Belfour but I’m not counting on it. First move by the new FO that I don’t feel good about. 000
chayka chance on me @butchface.bsky.social · 30/06/2026The thing about this trade is that even though it’s a bigger risk than it was the last time, given age, extension and draft compensation, it doesn’t feel like we traded away an alternate timeline where things could have been infinitely better. If Gradey Dick somehow turns into SGA I’ll revisit. 040
chayka chance on me @butchface.bsky.social · 29/06/2026I’m 99% that Kawhi is once again using the Raptors as leverage to get what he wants from LA, but that remaining 1% made me dig this out of the ol’ memories box just in case 120
chayka chance on me @butchface.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Phoebe Bridgers and Carly Rae Jensen both releasing new songs on back to back days right before Pride weekend, what a thing for the exact kind of niche gay I am 010
chayka chance on me @butchface.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Pretty embarrassing that the click-desperate “insiders” are still saying they wouldn’t be surprised if the Leafs don’t take McKenna meanwhile the sports books look like this: 000
chayka chance on me @butchface.bsky.social · 23/06/2026It’d be one thing if Babcock won multiple Cups with all the men who he made miserable—he still wouldn’t deserve a job in the NHL, of course, but I’d understand the ruthless calculation. But one Cup with a stacked team and you’re rolling the dice on a guy so many people will openly say they hated? 120
chayka chance on me @butchface.bsky.social · 23/06/2026I saw the Julius Randle trade and my first thought was “I’m so happy for Hanif Abdurraqib” 010
Reposted by chayka chance on meMLB @mlbbot.bsky.social · 23/06/2026It's tough seeing others live out your dream 🐶🌭 7478107
chayka chance on me @butchface.bsky.social · 18/06/2026In the past few days the Leafs have made two moves that not one dingus in the hockey media had any idea was coming. It’s giving Woj leaking every NBA draft pick seconds before it’s announced except the Raptors’ and I’m into it. 010
chayka chance on me @butchface.bsky.social · 18/06/2026In a just world where the draft order wasn’t corrupt, the Sirens would have taken Edwards third overall, and then the Sceptres would have gone Tessa Janecke, but not in my wildest dreams did I think Simms would still be there at eighth so that’s a decent consolation 000
Reposted by chayka chance on me🪩 Kiri 🪩 @kirio.bsky.social · 17/06/2026I've heard of a swim move, but I've never seen it executed as a backstroke. 18525
chayka chance on me @butchface.bsky.social · 16/06/2026I like Woll and relative to his (briefly seen) peak ability this is an underwhelming return, but for several years now he’s been an injury prone 1B. Canes plucked a Cup-winning goalie off waivers. Outside of a few guys, goalies just don’t have the asset value we think. 000
Reposted by chayka chance on meℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 16/06/2026There are very few God-given rights we have as Canadians but one of them, for a good long 75 years, has been that anyone with an antenna or an internet connection should be able to watch hockey on Saturday night for free on our taxpayer-supported public broadcaster. This shit sucks 717664
chayka chance on me @butchface.bsky.social · 15/06/2026I might have the misfortune of being a Leafs fan, but hey, at least I didn’t choose to be someone who isn’t a fan of the Golden Knights but still spends all their time carrying water for a guy who plays for them 030
chayka chance on me @butchface.bsky.social · 14/06/2026I’m glad all the Yankees are in Toronto far away from their happy city and spent last night on their phones watching as a team is loved more completely than they would or could ever be 071
chayka chance on me @butchface.bsky.social · 13/06/2026I have almost no audience on here so I feel safe saying this: Cam Schlittler is right, we are incredibly easy to rage-bait 130
chayka chance on me @butchface.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Bring back the Cyle Larin habibi commercial 030
chayka chance on me @butchface.bsky.social · 12/06/2026B, but it’s not the case that I’m definitely telling her, either. But yes unless you expressly say “don’t tell your wife” I may tell her, at my discretion. 110
chayka chance on me @butchface.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Just going to wander around the west end until someone talks to me about one of them 020