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@butchface.bsky.social
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I thought I was done with social media but what if something happens in a sport?

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chayka chance on me @butchface.bsky.social · 1h
There are two Chows on the mayoral ballot so please talk to the boomers in your life about triple checking their vote so they don’t make the mistake my mother nearly did 🙄
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chayka chance on me @butchface.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The evil is defeated dot jpg
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chayka chance on me @butchface.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I am thrilled to see the Leafs social media strategy being to embrace the villain role and say yes we do matter more than your favourite team, always and forever, amen
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chayka chance on me @butchface.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A’ja Wilson shooting 79% from the field in game 1 while grabbing 16 boards just to remind everyone that she is and has been the best player in the league
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chayka chance on me @butchface.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I think 60% of the times I’ve gone to Sweaty Betty’s there was a celebrity there. Tonight it was Mike Myers, and to answer your question, he left before I got drunk enough to confront him about how he allegedly thought that Stacy riding her bike into the car should have been cut from Wayne’s World
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chayka chance on me @butchface.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The Mets basically made it club policy to bet against Alonso. Practically begged him to walk twice, and he took them up on it the second time, and it sure looks like it was a terrible decision, and they’re somehow surprised the fans rank Pete above their disasterclass 2026 team.
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chayka chance on me @butchface.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Ed Sheeran saying “I’m not complicit” has precisely the same energy and effectiveness as when Michael Scott declared bankruptcy
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chayka chance on me @butchface.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I’m so sad about the bike lanes
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chayka chance on me @butchface.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
That grim reaper claw game meme and the side of the machine says People in Home Alone 2. Mrs. McCallister, the Pigeon Lady, and now the concierge, BUT NOT THE ONE WE WANT
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chayka chance on me @butchface.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
When we saw Dolly Parton play at the Amphitheatre in 2016 she wore an outfit with so many rhinestones and sequins that it was impossible to take a picture of her from a distance. She was just a glowing ball of light. Fitting.
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chayka chance on me @butchface.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
The pleasure I got from reading these
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chayka chance on me @butchface.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I have a very easy solution to sports teams circumventing salary caps
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chayka chance on me @butchface.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I think the Broken Social Scene/Stars concert is going to break the all time record for most instagram stories I’ve seen from the same show
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chayka chance on me @butchface.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
A lot of people hated Hooked on a Feeling but those people never sang it at the top of their lungs during the 8th inning on October 14th 2015 I guess BRING IT BACK, IT HAD EXCELLENT MOJO, IT IS MORE FUN THAN HEY BABY, I WILL DIE ON THIS HILL
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chayka chance on me @butchface.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I could no longer look at Varsho without thinking about how absolutely awful every AB was in game 6 and 7, especially the one where putting a ball anywhere in the outfield would have won the whole thing. This one doesn’t hurt at all. This one makes it hurt less tbh.
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chayka chance on me @butchface.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I’m sure this third Thomas Crown Affair is going to be a slick, polished, perfectly enjoyable film, but the thing that the 1999 remake got so right is making the film deeply deeply deeply horny, and we just don’t do that anymore. Another entry for the “Everyone is beautiful and no one is horny” era.
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Eric Koreen @ekoreen.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I think maybe we all just collectively willed the 2025 Toronto Blue Jays into existing and they were never really there at all.
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chayka chance on me @butchface.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Way more people I know went to Death Cab for Cutie than I ever would have suspected
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chayka chance on me @butchface.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
A lovely day to wake up temporarily Spanish
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Gregory Balloch @gregballoch.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
They really don't make pitcher reactions like they used to
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chayka chance on me @butchface.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Love to exist in Sarah Connor’s nightmare in T2
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chayka chance on me @butchface.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
GREAT MINDS @minorleaguer.ca
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chayka chance on me @butchface.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
This format definitely makes for a better format for the final round. I think they should combine the two and have a timed first round and then go to swings in the subsequent rounds
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chayka chance on me @butchface.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
If I search “Toronto reference library” on google maps the top result is North York Central Library, except it doesn’t SAY “North York Central Library” it says “Toronto reference library” and only once you select does it give the correct name. The actual reference library is the second result! WHY
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Torontonians: U of T's school of urban research is crowdsourcing a short two-question survey where all you need to do is draw what you consider the borders of your neighborhood on a map carte.utoronto.ca/neighbourhoo...
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Map Your Toronto Neighbourhood
Map your neighbourhood's boundaries and contribute to a community-sourced picture of Toronto.
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 06/07/2026
Cristiano Ronaldo: what if a mall in Dubai was a person
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Dan Seljak @anotherglassbox.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Anyhow, for a hint at why this happened, check out this neat letter from RBC that was submitted right before the withdrawal
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I hope the Kyle Lowry statue outside of Scotiabank Arena features him drawing a charge. Fans and tourists can stand up against the statue like they're trying to drive to the bucket but Kyle is just eating that foul like a champ.
Statue of Kyle Lowry as a Toronto Raptor falling backwards while drawing a charge outside of Scotiabank Arena
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chayka chance on me @butchface.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
If anyone is looking for a family doctor! I can’t vouch for the clinic or anything, I just know it’s tough out there to get a GP so passing along.
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chayka chance on me @butchface.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Maybe Bobrovsky can be the second coming of Ed Belfour but I’m not counting on it. First move by the new FO that I don’t feel good about.
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chayka chance on me @butchface.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
The thing about this trade is that even though it’s a bigger risk than it was the last time, given age, extension and draft compensation, it doesn’t feel like we traded away an alternate timeline where things could have been infinitely better. If Gradey Dick somehow turns into SGA I’ll revisit.
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chayka chance on me @butchface.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Lmao
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chayka chance on me @butchface.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I’m 99% that Kawhi is once again using the Raptors as leverage to get what he wants from LA, but that remaining 1% made me dig this out of the ol’ memories box just in case
A grey t-shirt with an illustration of a smiling Kawhi Leonard
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chayka chance on me @butchface.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Phoebe Bridgers and Carly Rae Jensen both releasing new songs on back to back days right before Pride weekend, what a thing for the exact kind of niche gay I am
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chayka chance on me @butchface.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Pretty embarrassing that the click-desperate “insiders” are still saying they wouldn’t be surprised if the Leafs don’t take McKenna meanwhile the sports books look like this:
Screen cap from fanduel showing Gavin McKenna at -20000 to be picked first overall, and the field at +3300
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chayka chance on me @butchface.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Marina mfing Mabrey
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chayka chance on me @butchface.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
It’d be one thing if Babcock won multiple Cups with all the men who he made miserable—he still wouldn’t deserve a job in the NHL, of course, but I’d understand the ruthless calculation. But one Cup with a stacked team and you’re rolling the dice on a guy so many people will openly say they hated?
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chayka chance on me @butchface.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I saw the Julius Randle trade and my first thought was “I’m so happy for Hanif Abdurraqib”
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MLB @mlbbot.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
It's tough seeing others live out your dream 🐶🌭
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chayka chance on me @butchface.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
In the past few days the Leafs have made two moves that not one dingus in the hockey media had any idea was coming. It’s giving Woj leaking every NBA draft pick seconds before it’s announced except the Raptors’ and I’m into it.
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chayka chance on me @butchface.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
In a just world where the draft order wasn’t corrupt, the Sirens would have taken Edwards third overall, and then the Sceptres would have gone Tessa Janecke, but not in my wildest dreams did I think Simms would still be there at eighth so that’s a decent consolation
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🪩 Kiri 🪩 @kirio.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I've heard of a swim move, but I've never seen it executed as a backstroke.
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chayka chance on me @butchface.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
I like Woll and relative to his (briefly seen) peak ability this is an underwhelming return, but for several years now he’s been an injury prone 1B. Canes plucked a Cup-winning goalie off waivers. Outside of a few guys, goalies just don’t have the asset value we think.
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
There are very few God-given rights we have as Canadians but one of them, for a good long 75 years, has been that anyone with an antenna or an internet connection should be able to watch hockey on Saturday night for free on our taxpayer-supported public broadcaster. This shit sucks
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chayka chance on me @butchface.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I might have the misfortune of being a Leafs fan, but hey, at least I didn’t choose to be someone who isn’t a fan of the Golden Knights but still spends all their time carrying water for a guy who plays for them
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chayka chance on me @butchface.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I’m glad all the Yankees are in Toronto far away from their happy city and spent last night on their phones watching as a team is loved more completely than they would or could ever be
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chayka chance on me @butchface.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
I have almost no audience on here so I feel safe saying this: Cam Schlittler is right, we are incredibly easy to rage-bait
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chayka chance on me @butchface.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Bring back the Cyle Larin habibi commercial
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chayka chance on me @butchface.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
B, but it’s not the case that I’m definitely telling her, either. But yes unless you expressly say “don’t tell your wife” I may tell her, at my discretion.
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chayka chance on me @butchface.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Just going to wander around the west end until someone talks to me about one of them
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