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Ben

@burriscommaben.bsky.social
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Improv guy ΞΞΞ Person with a real job, family, set of feelings ΞΞΞ Avid podcast consumer, famously lactose intolerant

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Ben @burriscommaben.bsky.social · 1h
This decade's billionaires do the unthinkable: make the bad guy from tomorrow never dies seem rational
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Ben @burriscommaben.bsky.social · 2h
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Robert Downey Jr. Asks 'Do You Think I'm Stupid?'
ALT: Robert Downey Jr. Asks 'Do You Think I'm Stupid?'
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Cheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 11h
“I think we'll look back on the last decade as a time when social media gave previously marginalized groups the ability to speak directly to elites and, as a result, elites lost their minds.” --Michael Hobbes I think the reality is funnier. The marginalized were merely talking to themselves.
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Ben @burriscommaben.bsky.social · 11h
Wait a character pulled to the light who ultimately doesn't go to the light echoing a character pulled to the dark who ultimately doesn't go to the dark? An exploration of light and dark not needing to be functionaries of good and evil per se? But how would you sell those action figures to 50y.o.?
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Ben @burriscommaben.bsky.social · 18h
That's what they get for leaving you alone during the x-rays
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 21h
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Ben @burriscommaben.bsky.social · 18h
**piano riff randy Newman voice: The ACE of spa-a-Ades
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Ben @burriscommaben.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
It's got long sections about the lack of survival instincts found in the doo-doo bird
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Ben @burriscommaben.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Horrortrailercore Solidarity Forever is something else
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Ben @burriscommaben.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Charles Darwin's critically-panned sequel, Origin of Feces
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Ben @burriscommaben.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
tfw your Baja is Blasted
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Ben @burriscommaben.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Lots of people are willing to say "bug man in a kangol" but few artists have the strength to draw it.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
listen i won’t shed a single tear for kim or any of the women who work for trump, but it remains interesting that only the women in his orbit suffer consequences for being pieces of shit
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Ben @burriscommaben.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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Brad Pitt's Iconic Hand Gesture in 12 Monkeys
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I posted a joke the other day about how my kid wanted a Mickey song that didn't exist, and a bunch of people were like "just AI to make it." I understand needing to please a toddler, but man--that's just not how I want him to think about music at all. It's not a vending machine.
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Over the last decade, there were two hypotheses: H1: the political right genuinely cared about threats to speech from the left. H2: they were using campus speech wars to impose their values and silence dissent. Today, the answer is clear, but I can't find any of the H1 people admitting their error.
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Darth Astris (COMMS OPEN!) @darthastris.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
IT LET ME IN? GOOD. Now I can whine to the whole Internet. Lol look at this fascist bullshit.
Bluesky bending the knee to Texas’ fash bullshit with age verification.

I HAVE BEEN ON THE INTERNET LONGER THAN THE PEOPLE WHO MADE THESE FUCKING RULES HAVE BEEN ALIVE. GO FUCK YOURSELVES.
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Ben @burriscommaben.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I like Robert Pattinson and Daniel Radcliffe. We need more schlocky YA novels to get us weird boy movie stars for our depressing scifi and drama movies.
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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Dr: “I’m sorry sir but you have pancreatic cancer” Me: *clutching groin* “OH NO!!!” Dr: *shakes head ‘no’* Me: *move my hands to my knee while maintaining eye contact at doctor questioningly* Dr: *making an ‘up up’ gesture with hands* “bupbupbup”
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Ben @burriscommaben.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Telling friends later: yeah it's on my belly button, as we all know friends: *nodding*
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Ben @burriscommaben.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
be so fuggen for real my guy
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Ben @burriscommaben.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I live in SC and it pisses me off that she doesn't have the horse sense to just talk about the issues she's winning on rather than cutting an ad to tell everyone "I will capitulate to the president and Darline bullying me"
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Ben @burriscommaben.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
what's their money situation?
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Ben @burriscommaben.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
From the Colin Alred school of "losing your dignity and losing anyway"
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Ben @burriscommaben.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
you may have meant "majority" but "almost Exclusively" is just a straight up falsehood about 50% of SC Dems are black, give or take, depending on the election in 2020 (most recent year I could find broken down by demographics) trump won whites by 69% and whites make up 75% of the electorate.
looking at race demographics Trump won 69% of the white vote which accounts for 75% of palmetto voters (31% of 75% is 23% of the coring population)

Biden took 92% of the black vote, which is 22% of South Carolina's voting base. (92% of 22% is 20% of the overall voting population)
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Ben @burriscommaben.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The week started with her being called a slur and now the slur wielders get to see they've drawn blood. What a fucking disappointment. She was likely going to narrowly lose and now she'll just lose harder and the consultant class will still say she was too far left
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Ben @burriscommaben.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Do brits ever think Americans are saying "sod off, shotgun"
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Ben @burriscommaben.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Whose chin did he buy?
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Ben @burriscommaben.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
And I'll help. I'll jock your jams. I'll tackle your ivories. I'll boil your oceans and miss a bunch of birds to lower your bird/stone efficiency ratio. You better believe I'm gonna label all your spades "shovels."
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Ben @burriscommaben.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Sophie is here just to say you can be clingy and still be mean. She will lay here and purr but will not let us cut her claws. And beg for pets using those claws. And indicate she's done being pet using those claws. A very claw-forward communication style.
A brown cat that is sitting on a comforter between two humans
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Ben @burriscommaben.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
but said in the gotye chorus voice
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Gotye Somebody That I Used to Know
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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This made me laugh this week.
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Nick Kodama 🌳👻 @nickkodama.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
LLM (Large Line Man) solves math problem
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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
No AI for kids. Full stop.
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Ben @burriscommaben.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
with an extra life
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 07/10/2026
Joined @arimelber.bsky.social on MSNOW talk about the AI bubble, Treasuries and the growing cost of AI data center debt, and how Oracle and Paramount’s debt threatens Larry Ellison’s future.
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Ben @burriscommaben.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Y'all we don't know the context, he might have been a gorilla at that moment
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Jamie McKelvie @mckelvie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
A Warhammer 40K Techpriest, with a balloon that makes it look like he's saying the quoted post
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Ben @burriscommaben.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Regulation proposal: I think LLMs and their output should have a smell added to them like propane. A literal stink of AI. Not at the datacenter side but at the computer screen and user request end. It should smell like an anaerobic digester.
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Ben @burriscommaben.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
quoting this knowing that now you'll have to click to find out what server this person is talking about (and they are absolutely correct). What kind of server could be so contentious, literally so full of potential discontent (let alone content)? "braver than the troops" gets thrown around a lot..
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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Is it safe for me to say on here that I do not believe the polls about the Midterms? I don't trust white voters to be honest about their voting intentions with pollsters.
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Brady! @like-the-bunch.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
this will be funny to like 3 people but I’m one of them and that’s all that matters
The poster for The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover, but it’s been edited to include And Knuckles at the end of the title, and Knuckles has been edited into the photo of the cast
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Ben @burriscommaben.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Clifford Big Red Dog
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Yes, computers do everything at our company but don't worry, there's always a human reviewer. Nothing goes out the door without one of our highly trained shruggers briefly glancing at it and clicking Approve
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Ben @burriscommaben.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
not "failed congressional candidate" like it's a burn. now if she'd said "Culver's Shrimp Petít Bourgeoisie"....
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If you have $100 million to spend on ads saying you shouldn’t be taxed you’re not being taxed enough Google cofounder Sergey Brin has spent $102 million to fight California’s proposed billionaire tax—he could owe $13 billion if he loses fortune.com/article/how-...
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Google co-founder Sergey Brin has now spent $100 million to fight California’s proposed billionaire tax—he could owe $13 billion if he loses | Fortune
The state’s ultrawealthy, including Larry Page and Peter Thiel, have similarly donated to efforts opposing the wealth tax.
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Ben @burriscommaben.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
R senators gonna have to walk around with their personal phone, work phone, and their Trump Burner
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jon @disparition.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i immensely dislike and distrust ai but this does not mean i can be tricked into an alliance with rome
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Arctice Command Welcomes New CO image from Stripes, where another pathetic loser was dispatched to the great white north
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Ben @burriscommaben.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
it could also just be covert shit/piss storage, we don't know
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