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Horrendous Squelch Sounds @bulubane.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
LORD MONTE MONTOLIO
A brown Burmese cat right up in the camera making his face blurry
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Horrendous Squelch Sounds @bulubane.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Tournament done! So lovely to reconnect with people from last year. #hema #longswod
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Horrendous Squelch Sounds @bulubane.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Any other #HEMA folks going to Bohema: Domination today?
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Horrendous Squelch Sounds @bulubane.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Using "the mask is coming off," as a tagline for that Musk documentary is weird because that man has always shown everyone exactly who he is.
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Horrendous Squelch Sounds @bulubane.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My doctor finally convinced me to take medicine for insomnia and HOLY MOLY do I feel great. Turns out you really can't live on 4-5 hours for years. But then last night I didn't sleep for reasons and now I feel 1000 times worse than before. I flew too close to the sleepy sun.
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Horrendous Squelch Sounds @bulubane.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
♥️
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Horrendous Squelch Sounds @bulubane.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Inching ever closer to euro war because imperialist fucks gotta inperialist fuck. www.bbc.com/news/article...
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US and Denmark reach deal over Greenland's security after Trump threats
Trump says the agreement will give the US "permanent control over security, and all other needs, in Greenland", though specifics have not been confirmed by Danish officials.
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Horrendous Squelch Sounds @bulubane.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Got myself a new hema jacket. Turns out it's easy to zwerchhau when your jacket isn't 2 sizes to big and women's cut. I swear to god SPES has never seen a woman.
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Horrendous Squelch Sounds @bulubane.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Shout out to Workday for sending me an excited email to inform me a job is open that fits my criteria, which is a coincidence because I've already applied for that job.
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
wow i can't believe that a guy who makes music so boring that it sounds like something written to calm people down while they're being euthanized doesn't believe in taking sides
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Horrendous Squelch Sounds @bulubane.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
10 years might he optimistic tbh
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Horrendous Squelch Sounds @bulubane.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Dante forgot the 8th circle which is your local gym at 17:30.
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Rachel Dempsey @racheldempsey.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I fucking hate this patronizing bigoted bitch.
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Horrendous Squelch Sounds @bulubane.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Sydney Sweeney is an Eva Braun wannabe piece of shit but I’d like to thank her for causing the feeds of all my socials to fill up with videos of actually amazing female athletes.
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Horrendous Squelch Sounds @bulubane.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Two whole support bands before the headline act? what do you think I am, 18?
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Horrendous Squelch Sounds @bulubane.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Because of a bunch of annoying reasons my whole HEMA club is currently training in a single large group which means tonight I (gently) fought my friend's 15 year old son & it turns out he's a wiley little shit who loves to wrestle. Both extremely adorable and extremely awkward.
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Horrendous Squelch Sounds @bulubane.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
#bravo hyped S2 of #RHOL so hard but 15 minutes in and I’d rather be watching Ladies of London.
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Horrendous Squelch Sounds @bulubane.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Switching up the dressing on my corporate slop bowl today to keep the ol’ late stage capitalism wage slavery fun and exciting.
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Horrendous Squelch Sounds @bulubane.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Name a sadder song than Epilogue by The Antlers. That's right you can't.
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Horrendous Squelch Sounds @bulubane.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
It's Father's Day in Australia this weekend. I was born on father's day. My dad's dead. Time to lean in and make everyone suuuper uncomfortable 👌
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Horrendous Squelch Sounds @bulubane.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Your girl sat in another corpo AI keynote this morning. "Water usage is a myth because loops use as much water as a residential block of flats."
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 31/08/2026
Some friends are teaching their baby ASL as an early bridge to speech and they made the mistake of teaching her “want” as a concept. Now she wanders around the house signing “want” all the time as an expression of unfocused desire. They fucked up and made the baby invent the opposite of Buddhism.
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Horrendous Squelch Sounds @bulubane.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
If you're loudly grunting on every single rep you do on every single machine you are: 1. A man 2. Annoying 3. Still going to have the same sized dick after your performance is over
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Katherine the Sixth @luigithirty.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Dolly is only apolitical if you think politics is an aesthetic to be consumed rather than your beliefs and how you put them into action
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Horrendous Squelch Sounds @bulubane.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Being stuck in an airport because you missed a connection while you have a bad cold is shit.
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Horrendous Squelch Sounds @bulubane.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
One of my favourite things about cats is how sometimes they’ll limp for a few days until you take them to the vet and the vet will say there is nothing wrong with them and then they stop limping. Power move.
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Horrendous Squelch Sounds @bulubane.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Separating the artist from the art really only works when the artist is dead and, while hope springs eternal, Rowling is alive.
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 16/08/2026
oh your entire industry is crumbling because of externalities outside your control? Have you thought of starting a patreon so that you have to do a bunch of extra work on top of that?
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Horrendous Squelch Sounds @bulubane.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Plague rats on a sinking ship ews.kylemcdonald.net
ews.kylemcdonald.net
Apocalypse Early Warning System
Local dashboard for monitoring tracked-aircraft concurrent-activity anomaly signals.
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Horrendous Squelch Sounds @bulubane.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Finally encountered the Gen Z Stare in the wild and wow, it really is like standing in front of a void.
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izzy @isobel.top · 11/08/2026
logging into bluesky
chrono trigger screenshot:

Welcome to the Millennial Fair!
Have fun!
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Horrendous Squelch Sounds @bulubane.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I really want to love Tidal but every now and then it does something psychotic like drop a Paw Patrol song into my playlist.
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Horrendous Squelch Sounds @bulubane.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Is it ok to look kind of green after training in your big dumb hema jacket in big dumb 40 degree weather? Asking for an enemy who is me for putting myself through that.
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MicheleMuse 💙🌈🦋🇺🇦 @michelemuse.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
The older I get the more I understand why cats just walk away mid conversation.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
CARTOON OF THE DAY (if you know who made this let us know)
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Horrendous Squelch Sounds @bulubane.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
My review of Resident Evil 9: Too scary for meeeeee
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Horrendous Squelch Sounds @bulubane.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Killing field.
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Horrendous Squelch Sounds @bulubane.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Jsut saw a bunch of teens wearing Paul Frank monkey ringer tees. Father time comes for us all.
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Horrendous Squelch Sounds @bulubane.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Real Housewives fans knew Boy George was an embarrassing fuckwit years ago 💅
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Horrendous Squelch Sounds @bulubane.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Nobody warned me just how powerful the perimenopause sense of smell superpower was going to be. Metro morning commute is like surviving battle.
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Horrendous Squelch Sounds @bulubane.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Will boomers become the most hated generation while we still have time to hate before the final nuke falls? Much to think about.
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Horrendous Squelch Sounds @bulubane.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Andrew Tate was not “dressed gay” when he was arrested. He was dressed like a British lad from 25 years ago who themelves were a trickle down and bastardised version of Dior’s Hedi Slimane era à la the cerulean blue jumper but more embarrassing. What a dork.
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Horrendous Squelch Sounds @bulubane.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I am not going back to Spotify but why is Tidal dropping The Wiggles into my New Arrivals mix
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Horrendous Squelch Sounds @bulubane.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
OI OI OI
A hand holding a Vegemite shapes biscuit
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Horrendous Squelch Sounds @bulubane.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Sometimes you’ve just got to quietly quietly end the day by watching reels of Portia Woodman clotheslining the absolute shit out of people.
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Horrendous Squelch Sounds @bulubane.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
That they think another nation needs to interfere to gain an advantage when they are so catastrophically incompetent at governing and leadership is quote funny to me.
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Horrendous Squelch Sounds @bulubane.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Let the bodies hit the floor ☺️
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
i guess the difference between now and the 1910s is if there were a shirtwaist factory fire nothing would happen
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Horrendous Squelch Sounds @bulubane.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Forcing myself to see more live music this year is one of the best things I’ve done in ages. Dancing is medicine.
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Horrendous Squelch Sounds @bulubane.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I HATE AI fed emails, they’re so verbose and take corpo-speak to obnoxiously high levels. Why are you even doing this if you’re a native speaker? Just use your words.
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