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Horrendous Squelch Sounds @bulubane.bsky.social · 7h
2-7am are the worst hours to be awake.
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Horrendous Squelch Sounds @bulubane.bsky.social · 22h
At Ikea with my sister. I told little nephew we could look at the djungelskogs which caused him to realize he hasn't seen his own djungelskog for awhile which caused my sister to admit she threw djungelskog out bc his guts fell out. Now I'm alone in the cafe & not allowed to say djungelskog again.
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Horrendous Squelch Sounds @bulubane.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Pro choice
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Horrendous Squelch Sounds @bulubane.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Hope you got chicken crimpy!
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Horrendous Squelch Sounds @bulubane.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Hahaha
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Horrendous Squelch Sounds @bulubane.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
LORD MONTE MONTOLIO
A brown Burmese cat right up in the camera making his face blurry
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Horrendous Squelch Sounds @bulubane.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I am with you both all the way. Also make podcast microphones 100 x more expensive.
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Horrendous Squelch Sounds @bulubane.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
🤪
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Horrendous Squelch Sounds @bulubane.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hugely co-signed.
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Horrendous Squelch Sounds @bulubane.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It was such a fun day :)
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Horrendous Squelch Sounds @bulubane.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Tournament done! So lovely to reconnect with people from last year. #hema #longswod
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Horrendous Squelch Sounds @bulubane.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Any other #HEMA folks going to Bohema: Domination today?
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Horrendous Squelch Sounds @bulubane.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
We dreamed a dream
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Horrendous Squelch Sounds @bulubane.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Using "the mask is coming off," as a tagline for that Musk documentary is weird because that man has always shown everyone exactly who he is.
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Horrendous Squelch Sounds @bulubane.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Blessed
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Horrendous Squelch Sounds @bulubane.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
💯
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Horrendous Squelch Sounds @bulubane.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Apparently some people just put their head on the pillow and go to sleep. Weirdos.
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Horrendous Squelch Sounds @bulubane.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My doctor finally convinced me to take medicine for insomnia and HOLY MOLY do I feel great. Turns out you really can't live on 4-5 hours for years. But then last night I didn't sleep for reasons and now I feel 1000 times worse than before. I flew too close to the sleepy sun.
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Horrendous Squelch Sounds @bulubane.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I’ve seen a video of a child with rabies and I really wish I hadn’t.
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Horrendous Squelch Sounds @bulubane.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
♥️
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Horrendous Squelch Sounds @bulubane.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Inching ever closer to euro war because imperialist fucks gotta inperialist fuck. www.bbc.com/news/article...
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US and Denmark reach deal over Greenland's security after Trump threats
Trump says the agreement will give the US "permanent control over security, and all other needs, in Greenland", though specifics have not been confirmed by Danish officials.
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Horrendous Squelch Sounds @bulubane.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
youtube.com/shorts/5I7Cb...
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The Zwerchhau #hema #longsword
YouTube video by Schiltschlac
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Horrendous Squelch Sounds @bulubane.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Got myself a new hema jacket. Turns out it's easy to zwerchhau when your jacket isn't 2 sizes to big and women's cut. I swear to god SPES has never seen a woman.
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Horrendous Squelch Sounds @bulubane.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Forever majestic
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Horrendous Squelch Sounds @bulubane.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Shout out to Workday for sending me an excited email to inform me a job is open that fits my criteria, which is a coincidence because I've already applied for that job.
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
wow i can't believe that a guy who makes music so boring that it sounds like something written to calm people down while they're being euthanized doesn't believe in taking sides
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Horrendous Squelch Sounds @bulubane.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
10 years might he optimistic tbh
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Horrendous Squelch Sounds @bulubane.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Hopefully don't regret this post later 👻
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Horrendous Squelch Sounds @bulubane.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
If you are destined to get your skull caved in because an idiot didn't rack something properly, it's gonna happen at 17:30. MARK MY WORDS.
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Horrendous Squelch Sounds @bulubane.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Dante forgot the 8th circle which is your local gym at 17:30.
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Rachel Dempsey @racheldempsey.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I fucking hate this patronizing bigoted bitch.
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Horrendous Squelch Sounds @bulubane.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
It’s bad (the ad and the pun.)
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Horrendous Squelch Sounds @bulubane.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
She stuck a football in front of her pussy and called it sport to shill a sports betting company she owns equity in. Also explicitly stated there’s “no politics,” on the site because she is Princess Dogwhistle.
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Horrendous Squelch Sounds @bulubane.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Also, if you’re a fellow white woman who was fine with the jeans ad but this is your bridge too far it’s time for some introspection.
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Horrendous Squelch Sounds @bulubane.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Sydney Sweeney is an Eva Braun wannabe piece of shit but I’d like to thank her for causing the feeds of all my socials to fill up with videos of actually amazing female athletes.
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Horrendous Squelch Sounds @bulubane.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Love an event organised by someone who understands knee and power back pain 👵
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Horrendous Squelch Sounds @bulubane.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
10:15! I died.
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Horrendous Squelch Sounds @bulubane.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Two whole support bands before the headline act? what do you think I am, 18?
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Horrendous Squelch Sounds @bulubane.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
😆
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Horrendous Squelch Sounds @bulubane.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
How is he still going
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Horrendous Squelch Sounds @bulubane.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Same. Would bloat so bad but idc
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Horrendous Squelch Sounds @bulubane.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I don't even what to imagine what weird shit he was imprinting on tonight.
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Horrendous Squelch Sounds @bulubane.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
His mum: 🤣 Me: 😬
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Horrendous Squelch Sounds @bulubane.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Because of a bunch of annoying reasons my whole HEMA club is currently training in a single large group which means tonight I (gently) fought my friend's 15 year old son & it turns out he's a wiley little shit who loves to wrestle. Both extremely adorable and extremely awkward.
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Horrendous Squelch Sounds @bulubane.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
#bravo hyped S2 of #RHOL so hard but 15 minutes in and I’d rather be watching Ladies of London.
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Horrendous Squelch Sounds @bulubane.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
😩
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Horrendous Squelch Sounds @bulubane.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I’m not going to build content for the sake of content, I’m here to maximise shareholder value goddammit!
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Horrendous Squelch Sounds @bulubane.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I spend so many hours of my workweek building fucking decks so if I could hand it off to AI I would but I have yet to see a passable attempt outside of high level content format suggestions that aren’t the actual slides.
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Horrendous Squelch Sounds @bulubane.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
It’s pesto in case you’re wondering, and why wouldn’t you?
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Horrendous Squelch Sounds @bulubane.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Switching up the dressing on my corporate slop bowl today to keep the ol’ late stage capitalism wage slavery fun and exciting.
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