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The Bug Smoocher @bugsmoocher.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

All the postural advice I got growing up was useless. It wasn’t wrong, it was just useless to me, who had serious untreated musculoskeletal injuries and couldn’t sit or move properly if I tried.

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The Bug Smoocher @bugsmoocher.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

If your baby is constipated, just put them in their cutest outfit.

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The Bug Smoocher @bugsmoocher.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

On paper it is baffling that I’m not a furry.

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The Bug Smoocher @bugsmoocher.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

My baby can play 3 games: 1.) Grab the Cat Very Hard 2.) Writhe Like A Snake at Bedtime 3.) Roll the Rubber Ball Surprisingly Nicely Back and Forth With Mommy

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The Bug Smoocher @bugsmoocher.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I’ve been watching Mr Rogers with my baby and I forgot how bad I wanted to beat up Prince Tuesday when I was a kid

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The Bug Smoocher @bugsmoocher.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Oh man I forgot that being sick means I get to eat so many Ricolas

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The Bug Smoocher @bugsmoocher.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

My taking “don’t make fun of people for their appearances” very seriously for the past few years has been great for me as a person. However, with all of the Ed Sheeran news, it’s been very difficult to be me and have to live with all of my Inside Thoughts.

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c3rmen @c3rmen.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Losing my mind while doing some research for my creature design lecture that the closest relative to the maned wolf is the bush dog. Like there has gotta be a fable where the maned wolf took all the leggie from its cousin

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The Bug Smoocher @bugsmoocher.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Today is my 12th wedding anniversary to my wonderful husband. Also I woke up sick. Womp-womp.

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The Bug Smoocher @bugsmoocher.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

This is actually pretty cool. I know a handful of cats who were saved via this black market treatment, and several vets who assisted in the more intensive parts of it. Wild that FIP used to just destroy cats with no cure, and now we have survivors for the first time in history.

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Ben Paddon 🎃 @benpaddon.net · 13/09/2026

An AI flyer is a brown M&M test. If your event or business is cutting corners by using an AI flyer, where else are you cutting corners? What else are you cheating out on? Why should I be bothered to go somewhere you couldn't be bothered to promote with a little of your own personality?

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The Bug Smoocher @bugsmoocher.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Got a 45-minute nap for my birthday and now when I catch a glimpse of my reflection I don’t feel the same emotion I have in the instant that I behead a game bird. That’s a good thing, probably!

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The Bug Smoocher @bugsmoocher.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Went for a walk with a baby and found an unmarked park. Stopped to rest, and then somebody nearby started playing bagpipes.

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FT @fucktheory.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Imagine being talented and beautiful and rich and famous and still the most noteworthy thing about you is how good a person you are.

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The Bug Smoocher @bugsmoocher.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

I’m reading an entomology text book and I keep having moments where I’m like “This is so DENSE I’m too STUPID TO READ THIS” and then my friend asks about the locust borers she found in her yard and I tell her about their disparate feeding habits at different life stages.

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The Bug Smoocher @bugsmoocher.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

My husband: Hey, what if… we got rid of all the mismatched socks? Me… My husband: Why are you looking at me like that? Me: This is the best thing you’ve ever said to me. Let’s make another baby.

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Akephallus @cryptotheism.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

I would argue that the most successful piece of conservative art is actually Lord of the Rings

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The Bug Smoocher @bugsmoocher.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

I enjoyed the Avatar Aang movie! It wasn’t a flawless story, but it was a well-fitted installment. Tried some new things, and managed some great nods to the fan subculture without derailing anything. It’s nice to see something done well in this IP for the first time in… a while.

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The Bug Smoocher @bugsmoocher.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

After a terribly exciting morning yesterday, we finally had to place sanctions on what I can only charitably call my 9 year old’s “Kitchen Experiments.”

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The Bug Smoocher @bugsmoocher.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Kill Six Billion Demons… is good.

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The Bug Smoocher @bugsmoocher.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

I can’t touch the wet food in the sink drain, but what I CAN do is sit with the raw gonads from two different birds in my hand and wonder why one’s were like 1/4 the size of the other’s.

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Dominic @domoffinland.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

this guy gets it

Listen to this king at a Huntington City Council meeting on Flock Cameras:

"I'm not gonna waste your time, I'm kinda hungry, but one last thing. Every single Flock camera has about 2-3 lbs of copper and about 1-2 grams of gold. Do with that information what you will."

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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

when are we going to learn about the MCU's kc green

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coma @doomedsarcoma.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

extinction is forever

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The Bug Smoocher @bugsmoocher.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

We’re coming up on 6 months, and my baby hasn’t rolled yet, and is barely sitting up on his own. I’m choosing to believe this is because he’s built like a Dachshund.

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The Bug Smoocher @bugsmoocher.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Two adults with severe executive function disorders attempt to plan to rearrange living room!

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S E Case @secase.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

hello everyone. The kickstarter for Rigsby WI Volume 3: Flux will launch in the fall. I will be a few pages from Flux every day in this thread, in the hopes that someone will see it and think "hey that's cool" You can also read the entire series FOR FREE at rigsbywi.com

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The Bug Smoocher @bugsmoocher.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

My 5-month old is only just starting thinking about attempting to roll over, and I can’t blame him for taking his time doing it when he’s growing so fast that he’s wearing clothing that’s intended for children who have their first words.

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Entomemeology @entomemeology.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Horseshoe crabs are more closely related to arachnids like spiders and scorpions than they are to crustaceans.

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The Bug Smoocher @bugsmoocher.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

I knew in the abstract that entering middle age would mean more death in my cohort, but like, did it really have to start up SO HARD and then just keep going and going like that?

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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 28/06/2026

Looking at a too-twisty parade route and getting mad about kink at pride

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The Bug Smoocher @bugsmoocher.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

I finally got into my posture corrector again! But I still can’t wear it most of the time because of nursing. Woe!

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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 15/06/2026

Is it carbon monoxide

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꒰ᐢ..ᐢ꒱颖琦Gwyn @gravenmyth.com · 16/06/2026

whenever anyone I know admits to using ChatGPT this appears above my head

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The Bug Smoocher @bugsmoocher.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

Every now and then I think to myself: I wanna experience the steak the Kishi Bashi wrote that song about.

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The Bug Smoocher @bugsmoocher.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

A friend of mine who cannot be vaccinated for health reasons had a heart attack at age 36 last year. She’s had COVID 10+ times.

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The Bug Smoocher @bugsmoocher.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

The worst thing about breastfeeding, for me, is suddenly having to live with boobs. My entire wardrobe is built around me being shaped like a sickly pear (one without tits) and I have to either get new shirts that allow for boobs, or just live with my existing shirts being very tight up top.

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Sabrina Imbler @sabs.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

I love this poem

Ode To The Maggot
By Yusef Komunyakaa

Brother of the blowfly
And godhead, you work magic
Over battlefields,
In slabs of bad pork

And flophouses. Yes, you
Go to the root of all things.
You are sound & mathematical.
Jesus, Christ, you're merciless

With the truth. Ontological & lustrous,
You cast spells on beggars & kings
Behind the stone door of Caesar's tomb
Or split trench in a field of ragweed.

No decree or creed can outlaw you
As you take every living thing apart. Little
Master of earth, no one gets to heaven
Without going through you first.

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The Bug Smoocher @bugsmoocher.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

Getting ready to go somewhere with the baby and having Naruto-style combat dialogue

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The Bug Smoocher @bugsmoocher.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

Look, the whole point of Mary Bennett was that she was a dull snitch who sucked. It looks like The Other Bennett Sister is making her out to just be an overlooked plain but good hearted brainiac, and I’m not interested.

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Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

A joyful anniversary today, because it’s 31 years since Kees Moeliker witnessed “the first case of homosexual necrophilia in the mallard” when a duck flew into the glass wall of his museum, dying instantly. Violent death, however (as you may have surmised) was not the final indignity visited upon it

A duck, lying on sand. It does not appear to be pining for the fjords, but to have ceased to be, to have expired and gone to meet its maker, a stiff, bereft of life, it rests in peace, its metabolic processes now history, off the twig, it has kicked the bucket, shuffled off its mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin’ choir invisible. It is an ex-duck

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Reena @reenamccarty.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

Just found out The Tricky Business of Faerie Bargains is currently $2.99 on kindle. How long will this be true? I have no idea! But if you like portal fantasy with hiking, food, stabbings, and magical bureaucracy, now's your chance to try it for cheap! 💙📚

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The Bug Smoocher @bugsmoocher.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

I’m in a Discord with a bunch of strangers, and we’ve been watching vicariously as a member slow burns her lesbian awakening. Six months of furtive looks and small gestures and they’ve progressed to brushing hands. It’s riveting. Happy Pride.

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The Bug Smoocher @bugsmoocher.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

Time to watch “Chicken Nugget.”

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The Bug Smoocher @bugsmoocher.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

I literally can’t tell my parents about anything without them trying to get me to use ivermectin about it. What nursing homes are the cheapest?

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The Bug Smoocher @bugsmoocher.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

Let the baby taste pickle juice. He was into it, presumably because it’s nice to taste something other than what I’ve heard described as “weak Captain Crunch cereal milk”

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