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buffaloser @buffaloser.com · 20/11/2025
in the 2000s when you saw this guy you knew you were going to See The Magician's Code Be Broken
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Venis Corkunus @repugnantson.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
wait a second is that the weed pickle guy
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buffaloser @buffaloser.com · 28/01/2026
Dudes Rock
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buffaloser @buffaloser.com · 30/09/2026
forbidden drink combo
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buffaloser @buffaloser.com · 25/09/2026
heard "Can't Get This Stuff No More" on a tape walkman as a child during an Amtrak trip to Disney World and it caused me to contract Lead Singer Disease
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buffaloser @buffaloser.com · 24/09/2026
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Dan @dster.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
What did Luke Skywalker mean by this??
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
this is basic product liability. if a company was selling Rat Poison Ice Cream they would be made to stop pretty quickly
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assbutt @nasboat.org · 23/09/2026
(extreme Chris Cornell voice) asshole son
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 23/09/2026
SKATTEBO: Skattebo Football Jaxson, Victory Football COACH: No, Cam, you can't play with Jaxon SKATTEBO: Good Skattebo Play Football Skattebo Depth Chart Quarterback COACH: Cam, he has a knee injury, he's not playing football SKATTEBO: Jealousy Harbaugh
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buffaloser @buffaloser.com · 22/09/2026
many people growing up told me "wow you look like a guy with a future of bagging groceries" and I in fact have to hand it to them
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buffaloser @buffaloser.com · 22/09/2026
"tech will all help us work less" ok smart guy why do I now have to scan and bag my own groceries at any supermarket?
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buffaloser @buffaloser.com · 27/05/2025
Hearing that Bluesky vibes are faltering. Here's a quick fix:
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buffaloser @buffaloser.com · 21/09/2026
*SUBWAY COMMERCIAL* 2016: any footlong sub is 5 dollars! this deal won't last 2026: 5 dollars? uhhhh we can put some honey and cheese on top a bag of Doritos
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buffaloser @buffaloser.com · 18/09/2026
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buffaloser @buffaloser.com · 18/09/2026
please don't get injured
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buffaloser @buffaloser.com · 17/09/2026
the two genders
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buffaloser @buffaloser.com · 17/09/2026
Bills
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 16/09/2026
I enjoy being absolutely destroyed by gas prices every time I have to fill up because a pudding brained insurrectionist thought geography wasn't real
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buffaloser @buffaloser.com · 15/09/2026
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buffaloser @buffaloser.com · 15/09/2026
Mister Guy Fieri Terminator, it's not that serious
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buffaloser @buffaloser.com · 15/09/2026
I'm sorry WHAT
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buffaloser @buffaloser.com · 13/09/2026
J.J. Watt is the CBS equivalent of WGR 550's Bulldog (complimentary post)
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buffaloser @buffaloser.com · 11/09/2026
no, I can't help but to hear an exchanging of cards "What a beautiful cardstock." "What a beautiful cardstock," says a banker to a lawyer
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buffaloser @buffaloser.com · 10/09/2026
I invite you to participate in the annual tradition of listening to a 9/11 tribute album described as "a parallel universe where it never happened":
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猫 シ Corp. : NEWS AT 11
YouTube video by Vapor Memory
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Dave @dscoul.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Football is back ❤️
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buffaloser @buffaloser.com · 09/09/2026
AI Could Kill Us All. Here's Why That's Great News For The Stock Market.
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Mark @crookedxteeth.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Rest in peace my friend.
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buffaloser @buffaloser.com · 05/09/2026
relevant youtu.be/uLxD4ozDPZA
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Nintendo 64 jungle mix 01 - Drum & bass, liquid funk, jump up, neurofunk, darkside, etc
YouTube video by ryland kurshenoff
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buffaloser @buffaloser.com · 05/09/2026
I came into this world as a reject
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buffaloser @buffaloser.com · 05/09/2026
FRED DURST VOICE: 1
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buffaloser @buffaloser.com · 04/09/2026
they call it "Wifeposting" because it contains a big W
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buffaloser @buffaloser.com · 04/09/2026
would you say they're not your favreauts
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buffaloser @buffaloser.com · 03/09/2026
computer, pull up The Eyeless Intro Video youtu.be/N5vRnR-9LVo
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buffaloser @buffaloser.com · 31/08/2026
glad to hear Assbott enjoyed their first New England Patriots game
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Dan @dster.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
"I hope nothing crushes my smile today" I say as I wake up in The Smile Crushing Country
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buffaloser @buffaloser.com · 30/08/2026
legalization is good in the aspect of nobody having to go to jail for possession of personal amounts but it is also bad in the aspect that I have to spend much of my time after every music festival cleaning a sticky half-consumed bud off of the bottom of my sneakers
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buffaloser @buffaloser.com · 29/08/2026
I Simply Think About, "My Wife"
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Mark Poloncarz @markpoloncarz.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
My statement regarding a scheduled U.S. Department of Homeland Security Career Expo for the Buffalo Convention Center that is now cancelled.
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Banned on LinkedIn for replying “gun” @fakesusan.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Gamers deserve nothing but pain. Thank you Mister President sir
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buffaloser @buffaloser.com · 25/08/2026
a breakfast sandwich at [LOCAL CAFE] is $11.40 before tax. how do we *ever* get back to anything being affordable
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buffaloser @buffaloser.com · 20/08/2026
will turn you into a real John Pooper
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assbutt @nasboat.org · 20/08/2026
if you eat the contaminated bread you end up with sharts of medal
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Mark Poloncarz @markpoloncarz.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
The health and wellness of Erie County residents will always be my top priority. My team has been working closely with the EPA and NYS DEC as radiological screenings are conducted in Erie County. Residents with questions about activities can contact the DEC at (518) 712-8279 or NECRA@dec.ny.gov.
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buffaloser @buffaloser.com · 19/08/2026
assbott is talking but the question is ARE YOU LISTENING?????
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buffaloser @buffaloser.com · 18/08/2026
Nothingface enjoyers just keep basking in the Ws
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Bloke Mind Virus @mmigliore.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I think most Bills fans would say 13 Seconds, and rightfully so, but I was apoplectic after the 6-3 Browns game. A stupid game between two bad teams going nowhere, but I was so mad that the franchise was capable of sinking that low.
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Dan @dster.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I dreamt nail clippers were never invented and we all had to use the knives they use for horse hooves
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buffaloser @buffaloser.com · 15/08/2026
finally got there
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