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Discount🍋Emma🍋Stone @buffalojilll.bsky.social · 10/11/2024

Lmaoooo wait what. This sounds vaguely familiar

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Discount🍋Emma🍋Stone @buffalojilll.bsky.social · 10/11/2024

It's just tooooooo much work to find all the people I follow on twitterrrrr I don't waaaannnaaa

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Discount🍋Emma🍋Stone @buffalojilll.bsky.social · 09/11/2024

Man getting a lot of followers lately does that mean I have to post here lol

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JB 🐻✨🍉🪩 @jbfromdc.bsky.social · 03/08/2023

weed, sluts, bitches, jesus. long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. then, everything changed when the jesus nation attacked.

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kim @kimmymonte.bsky.social · 06/07/2023

me when anyone i know wears a red shirt

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Discount🍋Emma🍋Stone @buffalojilll.bsky.social · 06/07/2023

So do I just post everything I post on Twitter here orrrrrr...? Wanna build this up but am also bored to death here??? Help

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sky @iamspacegirl.bsky.social · 11/06/2023

the Lord is my shepherd, He shaves my entire body to make sweaters

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Kyle 🌱 @kyleplantemoji.bsky.social · 04/07/2023

[first day at Domino's] Manager: oh and one more thing: don't fuck the pizzas Me: haha Asst Manager: seriously, don't fuck them Cook: dont fuck the pizzas dude Me: I'm n- Customer: that guy's not gonna fuck my pizza is he? Manager: not if he wants to keep his job he wont.

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sky @iamspacegirl.bsky.social · 02/07/2023

[At the Rumble] her *aggressively taking off earrings and heels* me *desperately trying to find somewhere to set down my ice cream cone*

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Discount🍋Emma🍋Stone @buffalojilll.bsky.social · 02/07/2023

Nobody: Michael Kors on project runway: she looks like a slutty sushi roll

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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 29/04/2023

went over to twitter to get the last of my things and elon was just eating cereal out of a frying pan

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Discount🍋Emma🍋Stone @buffalojilll.bsky.social · 02/07/2023

Me, to my sim: why are you putting your dish on the coffee table?? The dishwasher is RIGHT THERE My sim, *breaking the fourth wall and looking right at me*: you fucking hypocrite

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Discount🍋Emma🍋Stone @buffalojilll.bsky.social · 02/07/2023

[First date] Him: so tell me about your job Me: I'm a nurse *pulling laptop from seemingly nowhere* wanna see my house on the Sims?

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Discount🍋Emma🍋Stone @buffalojilll.bsky.social · 02/07/2023

Video game exec: okay we need an animal to portray the lead character, whose only defining quality is that it's REALLY REALLY FAST Brenda: Cheetah? Exec: fuck no Brenda Todd, who wasn't listening: *mouth full of milk duds* hedgehog. Exec: GODDAMN PERFECT Todd

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Discount🍋Emma🍋Stone @buffalojilll.bsky.social · 02/07/2023

Me: there's just no way you ONLY have air conditioners Lowes employee: *visibly uncomfortable* Me: here's the thing Curp Lowes employee: it's Curt Me: here's the thing Curd. I'm gonna need you to show me where the air shampoos are

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Discount🍋Emma🍋Stone @buffalojilll.bsky.social · 02/07/2023

Maybe I'll take this opportunity of starting over to actually try and be funny again 🤷🏼‍♀️

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Discount🍋Emma🍋Stone @buffalojilll.bsky.social · 02/07/2023

[1st night of a boyfriend sleeping over] Me: I sleep with a sound machine, that ok? Him: ya that's fine! *I reach over & hit a button. The part in Hey Ya where he repeats "alright alright alright alright" starts to play on a loop* Me *snuggles covers up to chin*: night babe

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Discount🍋Emma🍋Stone @buffalojilll.bsky.social · 02/07/2023

One time I clicked my car fob unlock button at an elevator instead of pushing the button to summon it, but I'll still never be as dumb as Elon Musk

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