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Montel's Jordans

@bucho-sanchez.bsky.social
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Just your average guy who hates the fact that every 4 years, we have to try our hardest to convince people to not let one of the two major political parties turn America into a totalitarian, white christian ethnostate. Why is that even an option?

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Montel's Jordans @bucho-sanchez.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Fellas: if you're looking to be depressed today, ask the women in your life how old they were when they first started getting catcalled by men older than their father.
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Montel's Jordans @bucho-sanchez.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Friendly reminder that police brutalizing protestors and ICE kidnapping and torturing people is also political violence. Senators and congresspeople love to say that it has no place in this country, and yet consistently vote to fund it.
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Montel's Jordans @bucho-sanchez.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Ok, but why's the new Zombo.com jingle a fucking banger?
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Zombo.com - No Limits - You Can Do Anything
Zombo.com where you can do anything. Zombocom has no limits. Zombo is unlimited.
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Steve Hofstetter @stevehofstetter.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
This was not self-defense. This was murder. ICE says their agent feared the woman he shot was going to run him over. Except both of his feet were clearly on the SIDE of the car with her driving in the other direction BEFORE he started shooting. This was not self-defense. This was murder.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
It is *lunacy* for the ostensibly liberal opposition party to say we shouldn't limit any individual's wealth and power after watching a cadre of fascist billionaires systematically destroy this country. That's probably the single most important thing we *must* do!
The highest-ranking Democrat in the House went on to explain the concept as, "When you work hard and play by the rules in the United States of America, there should be no ceiling to the success that you can achieve."
The idea posits that everyone should have the government's support to pursue the American Dream without limiting the success available to those already at the top.
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Montel's Jordans @bucho-sanchez.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Hey @samreich.bsky.social you should hire Zoe Quinn.
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WuTangIsForTheChildren @wutangforchildren.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
No notes….nailed it 🎯
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Montel's Jordans @bucho-sanchez.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
God, I miss the Andy Daly sitcom "Review". I would love to ask Forrest McNeil what it's like being a fucking Nazi after seeing the US president re-post an AI video of him shitting out of a fighter jet onto Americans protesting him. I think we deserve that content, and I'm pissed they cancelled it.
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Montel's Jordans @bucho-sanchez.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
She said what she said. No need to say anything more.
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Montel's Jordans @bucho-sanchez.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Fucking unanimously? Fuck you. Fucking day of remembrance for a fucking Nazi piece of shit. Fuck this fucking country.
al.com
Senate unanimously passes Tuberville resolution for ‘National Day of Remembrance for Charlie Kirk’
“Charlie was one of the most influential people in America,” Tuberville said in a release.
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Olivia Messer @oliviamesser.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
hey so this is insane
Brendan Carr confirming that the FCC is carrying out Project 2025 stuff via a gif on Twitter
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Montel's Jordans @bucho-sanchez.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
C'mon, Nevada. Do a thing.
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🏴‍☠️commadork69🏴‍☠️ @commadork69.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
musk's kids hating him is simply such a universal constant that even the fake robot does
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Montel's Jordans @bucho-sanchez.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
I, for one, would like to see MORE Nazi on Nazi violence.
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Montel's Jordans @bucho-sanchez.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
It's incredible to me how short people's attention spans are. Newsom bulldozed homeless camps, demonized trans kids, vetoed a bipartisan bill that would have capped insulin at $35 per vial, and platformed actual Nazis. But he makes fun of Trump on X, so let's all rally behind him for president!
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Montel's Jordans @bucho-sanchez.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
Wait, didn't US Attorney General Pam Bondi say a few months ago that she had the Epstein client list on her desk, and that she was planning on releasing it soon? Sorry. We have always been at war with Eastasia. My bad.
axios.com
Exclusive: DOJ, FBI conclude Jeffrey Epstein had no "client list," committed suicide
The findings represent the first time Trump's administration has officially contradicted conspiracy theories about Epstein's activities and his death.
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Help get this wannabe hooker or whatever in Congress by donating $5 to my campaign today: secure.actblue.com/donate/abu-b...
secure.actblue.com
Chip in to support Kat Abughazaleh!
Show your support with a contribution.
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Three👁️Eyed👁️Devil👁️ @anarcish.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
“Independence day is canceled because of fear of secret police raids” is really a level of on the nose political symbolism you just can’t make up.
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Garrett Gilchrist @garrettgilchrist.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
NANCY PELOSI: We must find the next generation of Democratic leadership. Young, charismatic and exciting candidates who can energize the party. People that voters love because they're not 80 years old and sold out to big capital. CHUCK SCHUMER (behind sniper rifle): Found one PELOSI: Take the shot
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 25/06/2025
i think cuomo did well considering he couldn’t campaign while the sun was up
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Jesse Duquette @jesseduquette.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Nothing makes a brownshirt’s eyes blue like history honesty told.
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Montel's Jordans @bucho-sanchez.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
The president of the United States has declared war this evening on half of the country. What might seem like a long, meandering rant of a crazy old man is actually a point by point plan of how he will motivate his base to wage war on us. 🧵
This is a screenshot of a truth social post by Donald Trump dated June 15th, 2025 at 8:43 PM EST.  All typos, incorrect punctuation, and atrocious grammar have been preserved.  He writes:

Our Nation's ICE Officers have shown incredible strength, determination, and courage as they facilitate a very important mission, the largest Mass Deportation Operation of illegal Aliens in History.  Every day, the Brave Men and Women of ICE are subjected to violence, harassment, and even threats from Radical Democrat Politicians, but nothing will stop us from executing our mission, and fulfilling our Mandate to the American People.  ICE Officers are herewith ordered, by notice of this TRUTH, to do all in their power to achieve the very important goal of delivering the single largest Mass Deportation Program in History.

In order to achieve this, we must expand efforts to detain and deport illegal Aliens in America's largest Cities, such as Los Angeles, Chicago, and New York, where Millions upon Millions of Illegal Aliens reside.  These, and other such Cities, are the core of the Democrat Power Center, where they use Illegal Aliens to expand their Voter Base, cheat in Elections, and grow the Welfare State, robbing good paying Jobs and Benefits from Hardworking American Citizens.  These Radical Left Democrats are sick of mind, hate our Country, and actually want to destroy our Inner Cities - And they are doing a good job of it!  There is something wrong with them.  That is why they believe in Open Borders, Transgender for Everybody, and Men playing in Women's Sports - And that is why I want ICE, Border Patrol, and our Great and Patriotic Law Enforcement Officers to FOCUS on our crime ridden and deadly Inner Cities, and those places where Sanctuary Cities play such a big role.  You don't hear about Sanctuary Cities in our Heartland!

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There are two more paragraphs that follow, but I am out of available characters for this alt text box.  You get the idea, though.
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Montel's Jordans @bucho-sanchez.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
It's fucked up what those pig pieces of shit did to Sen. Padilla, but I really take issue with the whole: "If this can happen to me, imagine what's happening to <insert group here>." We don't have to imagine it. We've been seeing it first-hand since Elian Gonzalez. There's video.
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LeftonMain @leftonmainst.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
www.npr.org/2025/06/12/n... Appeals court blocks earlier ruling, allows Trump to command California Guard for now : NPR
npr.org
Appeals court blocks earlier ruling, allows Trump to command California Guard for now
A federal judge had ruled that Trump violated the law and had to turn control of the California National Guard back to the state Friday. But an appeals court put that on hold until a hearing on an app...
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Montel's Jordans @bucho-sanchez.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
God, this country is a joke. We've got ICE terrifying cities: black-bagging people and causing riots. And still, we've got 75 Democrats in the House of Representatives willing to vote 'Yes' on a bill stating that ICE deserves our praise. Fucking cowards.
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Gaza Freedom Flotilla Coalition @freedomflotilla.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
SOS! the volunteers on 'Madleen' have been kidnapped by Israeli forces. Greta Thunberg is a Swedish citizen. Pressure the foreign ministries and help us keep Greta safe! Web: government.se/contacts/ X : @SweMFA FB : @SweMFA IG : swedishmfa #AllEyesOnMadleen
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Luca Migo @victinibcn.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Please share this message, it might help someone else 💙
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WuTangIsForTheChildren @wutangforchildren.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
Would be great if all Dems spoke like Stephen Lynch from Massachusetts….no lies detected 🔥
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JR Hinkson @calijoyce.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Happening in #NorthCarolina
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Montel's Jordans @bucho-sanchez.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
If the punishment for something is a fine, then it's not illegal; it's just a premium service.
bbc.com
Boeing avoids prosecution in Justice Department deal over crashes
The two crashes happened in 2018 and 2019 and left 346 people dead.
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WuTangIsForTheChildren @wutangforchildren.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
What is this North Korean shit that’s going on in DC
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Montel's Jordans @bucho-sanchez.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Hey @governorkayivey.bsky.social were you aware of this? Does it make you feel any tiny modicum of shame? I'm guessing since you're jumping on that whole anti-DEI bandwagon (which is pretty much just a way of saying the "N-word" without getting "canceled"), the answer is no.
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Montel's Jordans @bucho-sanchez.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Holy shit: tinyurl.com/blackfacegovs
A tweet from @samswey (Samuel Sinyangwe) that says "America has more governors who've worn blackface than black governors." followed by a reply from @PolitiFact that says "We fact-checked this.  It's true."
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Montel's Jordans @bucho-sanchez.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Looks like Vatican City is back up to 5.9 popes per square mile.
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JR Hinkson @calijoyce.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Wait- did someone explain "photoshop" to him??
media.tenor.com
a dog in a car with a question mark
ALT: a dog in a car with a question mark
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Funny how the paperwork only matters when it’s a woman or minority voter.
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 25/04/2025
PhD Timeline xkcd.com/3081
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Montel's Jordans @bucho-sanchez.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
I keep thinking about how the thing that would have gotten Nixon impeached if he hadn't resigned first was a simple B&E. Meanwhile, our current president is falsifying evidence to justify kidnapping a permanent resident and sending him to a foreign gulag. Must drive Nixon's ghost crazy.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Last night was the 250th anniversary of Paul Revere's midnight ride to warn the Minutemen of approaching British troops. I want to take a moment to share an excerpt from the Declaration of Independence's grievances against King George III. Remind you of anyone?
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Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
I always knew conceptually how my family was sent to their death in the Holocaust by friends and countrymen capitulating. But watching it happen in real time so quickly, so easily, with twisted justification and hand waving is putting a whole new spin on understanding the horror they must have felt.
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WuTangIsForTheChildren @wutangforchildren.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Will just leave this clip here of Kris Kristofferson, Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson and Waylon Jennings talking about what’s wrong with America from a 1991 interview and it’s still all very true today
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Montel's Jordans @bucho-sanchez.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
So I was thinking about the 4 House Dems who voted for the SAVE act (traitors), and it occurred to me that the party absolutely has the power to strip them of their membership, or at least publicly condemn them and cease all funding for their campaigns. But nope. Silence. Not a single official peep.
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WuTangIsForTheChildren @wutangforchildren.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
WOW holy shit they’re gonna ignore the unanimous Supreme Court ruling on bringing Abrego Garcia home to Maryland….Trump just posted that the people they send to El Salvador "are in the sole custody of El Salvador and their future is up to President Bukele and his Government."
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Trump tried to bury this story on a Friday night, but it’s extremely important: He’s planning to take land on the border controlled by the Dept. of Interior and sign it over to Dept. of Defense so migrants “would have trespassed on a military installation,” resulting in harsher punishment.
usatoday.com
Donald Trump authorizes U.S. military to take control of land on southern border
President Donald Trump issued a memorandum Friday giving the U.S. military jurisdiction over federal lands at the southern border.
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Talk about painting a target!
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Montel's Jordans @bucho-sanchez.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
@repcuellar.govpeeps.us how fucking dare you vote for the SAVE act? It's going to make it significantly harder for a large chunk of Americans to vote in any upcoming elections (provided we still get those). You have failed your constituents AND your country today. Fuck you forever.
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Montel's Jordans @bucho-sanchez.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
@gluesenkampperez.house.gov how fucking dare you vote for the SAVE act? It's going to make it significantly harder for a large chunk of Americans to vote in any upcoming elections (provided we still get those). You have failed your constituents AND your country today. Fuck you forever.
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