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Jackie Daytona

@btketron.bsky.social
319 followers 372 following 980 posts

Crazy. Scary. Spooky. Hilarious. X Refugee (aren't we all?). Miami Hurricanes fan (all sports), Niners, Lakers, Cincy Reds, Inter Miami, USMNT and USWNT.

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Jackie Daytona @btketron.bsky.social · 18h
Moratorium can be lifted only if those wanting to use it will acknowledge that it's about the Western part of Virginia and not West Virginia.
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Jackie Daytona @btketron.bsky.social · 21h
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we need more fuel
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Jackie Daytona @btketron.bsky.social · 23h
That, or Hegseth will take it upon himself to go live on one of his social media accounts when it happens.
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Jackie Daytona @btketron.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Why does this guy give The Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man's deadbeat absent father?
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
statler and waldorf but it’s al-sayed and ossoff heckling republicans
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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I’m going to start calling it Super Intelligence right after I start calling twitter “X.”
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Jackie Daytona @btketron.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
We'll miss him.
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TOOL - Eulogy (Official Audio)
YouTube video by TOOLVEVO
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Gary
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Jackie Daytona @btketron.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Any update? I’m at the game.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 15/09/2026
Casper Recalls Mattresses That Won’t Stop Expanding When Unboxed theonion.com/casper-recalls-mattres…
Casper Recalls Mattresses That Won’t Stop Expanding When Unboxed
Foam Grows Uncontrollably Through House And Beyond
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Jackie Daytona @btketron.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Waiting for the “We Are Charlie Kirk” remixes to “We Are Amy Brown”… *runs away*
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Jackie Daytona @btketron.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Can someone have this Gator on the call explain how he tied the gingerbread man to Mark Fletcher on that call? I’m embarrassed for him 😐😂
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Jackie Daytona @btketron.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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Down Periscope Electric
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Jackie Daytona @btketron.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The kids cashed all their NIL checks and the power bill payment overdrew the account and got rejected.
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Jackie Daytona @btketron.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Hope it’s not super serious. Need him, especially with Antoine out too.
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Jackie Daytona @btketron.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
@adamlichtenstein.bsky.social Any word on OJ? Saw him go off first drive after tackling the TE.
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Jackie Daytona @btketron.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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Green Day's Billie Joe Armstrong Playing Guitar
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HasanTheHun (automated mirror) @hasanabirepeater.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 25/08/2026
[Exit Queen.]
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Jackie Daytona @btketron.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Overton Window has been shoved. Not just moved.
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Jackie Daytona @btketron.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Can we do it like old Android OS updates instead? Like Woke Ice Cream Sandwich, Woke Pie, Woke Marshmallow, Woke Gingerbread, etc
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
That's what taxes are, man. That's the definition of taxes. "You are subsidizing things you might never use" man shut the fuck up. My taxes currently subsidize like oil company exec private jets, you think I'm upset at low-income people eating inexpensive bananas?
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Jackie Daytona @btketron.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
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Futurama: War Were Declared
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Bluesky knew the strait of Hormuz, Graham Platner, and AIPAC democrats were all cooked months before the experts did. Meanwhile Twitter was convinced Spencer Pratt would win and the Odyssey would bomb. Which site is the not-real-life echo chamber again?
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Jackie Daytona @btketron.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
"The wetness will suspend" Also, how laughable is it that this douchecanoe among others in this admistration get to sit behind a placard with "Hon." before their names? I know it's a small thing but really? Honorable? Nah.
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Jackie Daytona @btketron.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
"...this, and more from Andy Rooney on an all new 60 Minutes after Bills/Broncos on CBS"
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Jackie Daytona @btketron.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
What an embarrassing dope. I knew he was gonna pull some crap like that.
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Lance Ellisor @ellisor.net · 16/07/2026
covered here
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The Lord Is My MMA Coach
How evangelical leaders transformed Jesus Christ into a ripped ultimate fighting machine.
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Jackie Daytona @btketron.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
He’s definitely a Grand Prix. Wait…that’s *not* how it’s pronounced? Hm. Carry on.
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Jackie Daytona @btketron.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I dunno...I'm just tired of folks trying to define masculinity/femininity. I'm more interested if you're a shitty person or not, regardless of what spectrum of gender you hold fast to. Be what you wanna be in that respect...just be a good human being...that impresses me more.
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Jackie Daytona @btketron.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
There's so many other ways to define "manliness" than just being handy with tools, doing manual labor, and driving a truck. That's cool he can do all of that, good on him for finding his sense of self in it...but that's not all a man *HAS* to do to be considered "manly".
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Jackie Daytona @btketron.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
This is a friend of mine. If any of you can help, that would be awesome. gofund.me/bc474365a
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Donate to Help Victoria Rebuild & Protect Her Family, organized by Victoria Wilkins
I never imagined I would be creating a GoFundMe for myself. If you know me… Victoria Wilkins needs your support for Help Victoria Rebuild & Protect Her Family
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Jackie Daytona @btketron.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Did not know this - thank you. This somehow now pulls all of those books/shows into proper perspective. I never understood why I had mostly Christian/conservative family members *LOVE* the show and books. I just thought it stopped at the adoration for Michael Landon. Guess it's deeper than that.
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 08/07/2026
All of this, but also please remember that Laura Ingalls Wilder was edited by her daughter Rose Wilder Lane, who is regarded as one of the three mothers of libertarianism and Ayn Rand's besties, and the books have been shaped to reflect her ideology.
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Jackie Daytona @btketron.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
"Unmitigated Gaul" would be a cool band name.
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Jackie Daytona @btketron.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Tariffs on waffles soon to come.
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Patsy “Resistance Kitty” Evans Ph.D. @drharmony.net · 04/07/2026
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Jackie Daytona @btketron.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Probably good this happened. I know this is him trying to have some kind of income after everything...but it's better we all know now as viewers that whatever principles we might have thought he had are nonexistent. If you're gonna work for these folks...major major yikes.
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Jackie Daytona @btketron.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Done with this dude. I used to think after Lovecraft Country that he was going to be the next great american actor. Then he had his turns in the MCU. Then the assault and craziness happened...this is rock bottom.
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Jackie Daytona @btketron.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Too much talk about the reflecting pool and Trump presenting the world cup...not enough talk about fully releasing the Epstein files and holding those in them accountable.
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Jackie Daytona @btketron.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Bonus round: "Name the 3 Animaniacs", "Code this LiveJournal page", "Recite your ICQ number", "What number do you dial from a landline to call someone back that just called you?"
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Jackie Daytona @btketron.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
We need elder millenial ones like: "what planet was Alf from", "what could you get for free by participating in the BookIt! program", "name the characters from The Land Before Time", "what is Atreyu's horse's name?", "Name the actress who played in The Craft, The Waterboy, and Return to Oz".
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Jackie Daytona @btketron.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Bruh - I had no idea you went to UM! Go Canes!
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Jackie Daytona @btketron.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Danhausen needs assistance from the Etsy Witches for sure if these forces are coming together to put the stank on things.
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Danhausen's Intense Look in AEW Wrestling Ring
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Jackie Daytona @btketron.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
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Man Presses Citation Needed Button
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Jackie Daytona @btketron.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
There's probably a dude out there who's a super fan of Christopher "Mad Dog" Russo as well. Let that sink in. *Pause* I'd also wager the Venn diagram for Libertarians/MAGA and Jim Rome fans is a perfect circle.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
What’s a Colin Cowherd? I don’t know but my dumbest uncle sure does. Eat that McChicken Uncle Pete, have the shredded lettuce stick out the front of your gross mouth like a cat who ate a mouse.
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Jackie Daytona @btketron.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
It's things like this that reinforce to me that our culture and systems are broken when you have dudes like him and SAS being theeeeeee worst versions of themselves in their profession...and they're both getting bank from ESPN. Just pays to be a horrible person, apparently.
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Jackie Daytona @btketron.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
"I've put a couple kids in the hospital, but here's the thing - I made money off of that and continue to do so, so it doesn't matter." >>> What he really meant.
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Jackie Daytona @btketron.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
"I KNOW THEM FROM THE TV! SUCH NASTY PEOPLE! THIS WAS A LIBERAL TRAP THE WHOLE TIME! I'M NOT EVEN IN THE FILES!" *immediately falls alseep*
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