Reposted by Bryan CoxwellLibby on the Label @drainbead.bsky.social · 03/10/2026This is a Sinclair station lmfao 616439
Bryan Coxwell @bryancoxwell.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Currently: - very tired, but not allowed to sleep - very hungry, but not allowed to eat - trying to get the most ignorant person on earth to do something they don’t want to do Fatherhood is literally just ranger school 2243
Bryan Coxwell @bryancoxwell.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Heaven forbid I strap a bouncer to the roof of my SUV and let my daughter experience joy 120
Reposted by Bryan Coxwellvector<boo> @vector-of-bool.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Hot take: It's unacceptable that in 2026, it's still standard practice for tools to vomit arbitrary `.whatever` files into the project root and we're expected to `.gitignore` them and then ignore the fact that >=50% of the files visible in the file browser are someone else's transient state. 1163
Bryan Coxwell @bryancoxwell.bsky.social · 13/09/2026A little caught off guard by how patriotic the sport of tennis now makes me feel 020
Bryan Coxwell @bryancoxwell.bsky.social · 12/09/2026You trying to get me to kiss you on the mouth? 130
Reposted by Bryan Coxwelldan mentos @danmentos.com · 10/09/2026REACHER: I need help with my iPhone SUPPORT: regular iPhone or duo? REACHER: how can I tell SUPPORT: if it folds it’s the duo *extremely loud crunching noise* REACHER: it’s the duo 346475961
Bryan Coxwell @bryancoxwell.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Can someone tell me if it’s possible to FOIA their Grok prompts 040
Bryan Coxwell @bryancoxwell.bsky.social · 05/09/2026On Saturdays we watch 8 different sports across 15 different leagues 020
Bryan Coxwell @bryancoxwell.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I used to write an awful lot of go and actually wanted generic methods at the time, but now that I’ve seen it I just find it so unreadable that it makes me think I probably won’t be picking it back up any time soon 140
Bryan Coxwell @bryancoxwell.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Wait I thought it did what’s going on with Go 120
Reposted by Bryan CoxwellGian D’Oh @giandoh.bsky.social · 23/09/2023The Rick Springfield Paradox: If you get Jessie’s girl, she is no longer Jessie’s girl, and you have obtained nothing. 261068249
Bryan Coxwell @bryancoxwell.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Stop taking pictures and go slap that belly, it’s asking for it 010
Bryan Coxwell @bryancoxwell.bsky.social · 31/08/2026I also like to spread out my shrimp when I prepare my food trays 120
Bryan Coxwell @bryancoxwell.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Redwall and if you disagree you can go straight to hell 040
Bryan Coxwell @bryancoxwell.bsky.social · 23/08/2026“Mars ain't the kind of place to raise your kids / In fact it's cold as hell” is an underratedly funny lyric 000
Bryan Coxwell @bryancoxwell.bsky.social · 22/08/2026My wife asked me when I’ll be done watching soccerstatic.klipy.comRick Blaine: Maybe Not Today, Maybe Not Tomorrow, But SoonALT: Rick Blaine: Maybe Not Today, Maybe Not Tomorrow, But Soon 130
Bryan Coxwell @bryancoxwell.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Have we considered instead just making 2nd batt good 120
Bryan Coxwell @bryancoxwell.bsky.social · 15/08/2026You know what drives me crazy is the many plaques Virginia has on its highways. Like I’m gonna drop some road flares to go read a paragraph. 240
Bryan Coxwell @bryancoxwell.bsky.social · 15/08/2026What if we tried out pronouncing Pittsburgh the way we pronounce Edinburgh for a while just to see how it feels 000
Bryan Coxwell @bryancoxwell.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Terrified of the sun? Oh yeah. She’s a real ginger. 020
Bryan Coxwell @bryancoxwell.bsky.social · 09/08/2026I legitimately don’t think I’ve ever watched a Scottish premiership match without a wildly controversial VAR decision 120
Reposted by Bryan CoxwellSarah J. Jackson @sjjphd.bsky.social · 09/08/2026My goodness please *listen* to this extremely wholesome storynpr.orgWe asked a first grader to interview his hero: A bird scientistNPR asked an aspiring scientist in Philadelphia to interview an adult who is living his dream about his career in conservation science. 241929500
