Reposted by Bryan CoxwellLibby on the Label @drainbead.bsky.social · 03/10/2026This is a Sinclair station lmfao 616439
Bryan Coxwell @bryancoxwell.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Currently: - very tired, but not allowed to sleep - very hungry, but not allowed to eat - trying to get the most ignorant person on earth to do something they don’t want to do Fatherhood is literally just ranger school 2243
Bryan Coxwell @bryancoxwell.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Heaven forbid I strap a bouncer to the roof of my SUV and let my daughter experience joy 120
Reposted by Bryan Coxwellvector<bool> @vector-of-bool.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Hot take: It's unacceptable that in 2026, it's still standard practice for tools to vomit arbitrary `.whatever` files into the project root and we're expected to `.gitignore` them and then ignore the fact that >=50% of the files visible in the file browser are someone else's transient state. 1163
Bryan Coxwell @bryancoxwell.bsky.social · 13/09/2026A little caught off guard by how patriotic the sport of tennis now makes me feel 020
Reposted by Bryan Coxwelldan mentos @danmentos.com · 10/09/2026REACHER: I need help with my iPhone SUPPORT: regular iPhone or duo? REACHER: how can I tell SUPPORT: if it folds it’s the duo *extremely loud crunching noise* REACHER: it’s the duo 346476962
Bryan Coxwell @bryancoxwell.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Can someone tell me if it’s possible to FOIA their Grok prompts 040
Bryan Coxwell @bryancoxwell.bsky.social · 05/09/2026On Saturdays we watch 8 different sports across 15 different leagues 020
Reposted by Bryan CoxwellGian D’Oh @giandoh.bsky.social · 23/09/2023The Rick Springfield Paradox: If you get Jessie’s girl, she is no longer Jessie’s girl, and you have obtained nothing. 261068249
Bryan Coxwell @bryancoxwell.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Redwall and if you disagree you can go straight to hell 040
Bryan Coxwell @bryancoxwell.bsky.social · 23/08/2026“Mars ain't the kind of place to raise your kids / In fact it's cold as hell” is an underratedly funny lyric 000
Bryan Coxwell @bryancoxwell.bsky.social · 22/08/2026My wife asked me when I’ll be done watching soccerstatic.klipy.comRick Blaine: Maybe Not Today, Maybe Not Tomorrow, But SoonALT: Rick Blaine: Maybe Not Today, Maybe Not Tomorrow, But Soon 130
Bryan Coxwell @bryancoxwell.bsky.social · 15/08/2026What if we tried out pronouncing Pittsburgh the way we pronounce Edinburgh for a while just to see how it feels 000
Bryan Coxwell @bryancoxwell.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Terrified of the sun? Oh yeah. She’s a real ginger. 020
Bryan Coxwell @bryancoxwell.bsky.social · 09/08/2026I legitimately don’t think I’ve ever watched a Scottish premiership match without a wildly controversial VAR decision 120
Reposted by Bryan CoxwellSarah J. Jackson @sjjphd.bsky.social · 09/08/2026My goodness please *listen* to this extremely wholesome storynpr.orgWe asked a first grader to interview his hero: A bird scientistNPR asked an aspiring scientist in Philadelphia to interview an adult who is living his dream about his career in conservation science. 241929500
Bryan Coxwell @bryancoxwell.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Riot police are literally shielding Boca’s corner takers from the crowd. I love Argentine soccer. 010
Bryan Coxwell @bryancoxwell.bsky.social · 30/07/2026You guys ever think about how much moon dirt we’d have to dig up and fly back to earth to get our acceleration due to gravity to exactly 10m/s^2 3121
Bryan Coxwell @bryancoxwell.bsky.social · 25/07/2026I’ll be buying all my child’s clothes from @clickhole.bsky.social from here on out 020
Bryan Coxwell @bryancoxwell.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Thinking about the time the Argentine Football Association negotiated with the Venezuela Football Association for the release of a political prisoner from a Venezuelan prison.batimes.com.arVenezuela releases Argentine border guard Nahuel GalloNahuel Gallo released and is travelling back to Argentina; Board Guard, who was imprisoned in Venezuela for some 450 days, was released on Sunday following a "humanitarian" intervention by AFA footbal... 000
Bryan Coxwell @bryancoxwell.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Tfw you’re 25% Spanish but 100% beating the French 000
Reposted by Bryan CoxwellDon Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 12/07/2026"Wonderwall is playing, lets listen in" Rebecca says with the urgency of "someone just shot the president" 921412
Bryan Coxwell @bryancoxwell.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Thinking about how Pep would handle this Egyptian defense. www.theguardian.com/football/vid...theguardian.com'Kill someone': Guardiola offers solution to overcoming Arsenal's low block – videoArsenal employed a low block to stymie City 010
Bryan Coxwell @bryancoxwell.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Credit to Belgium for deciding Balogun will not, in fact, play 010
Bryan Coxwell @bryancoxwell.bsky.social · 06/07/2026as much as I’d love to see him start, this is a travesty and the only way a win tomorrow would mean anything to anyone is if Balogun is left out of the lineup. 010
Bryan Coxwell @bryancoxwell.bsky.social · 04/07/2026You ever shit yourself right before your white supremacist train ride 141
Bryan Coxwell @bryancoxwell.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Worth noting that was Cape Verde’s first competitive loss since November 2024 010
Bryan Coxwell @bryancoxwell.bsky.social · 02/07/2026In the next software update they should make it so babies can tell when you’re eating and maybe give you a minute 110
Bryan Coxwell @bryancoxwell.bsky.social · 21/06/2026There’s one aspect to this reflecting pool debacle no one’s talking about, so I went there today to get to the bottom of it myself. The ducklings are fine. 140
Bryan Coxwell @bryancoxwell.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Been 20 years to the day since pv2 Coxwell showed up to 30th AG and boy howdy do I feel old. 120
Bryan Coxwell @bryancoxwell.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Stu Holden 100% right about Sergiño Dest: “he just tries stuff, it’s fun to watch” 000
Bryan Coxwell @bryancoxwell.bsky.social · 16/06/2026I’ve said it before but if the Brits really want us to stop using the word soccer they should go back in time and uninvent it. 010
