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Brute Impact

@bruteimpact.bsky.social
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Deep from the bowels of Belleville, Ontario, Canada comes Brute Imact. A band of indeterminate genre. What is for sure is this - they bring a unique blend of electronic and physical instrumentation, with catchy hooks and a '90s sensibility.

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Brute Impact @bruteimpact.bsky.social · 2h
@milesofgray.bsky.social I'm definitely gonna try Flip 7 after you've raved about it, but my favourite card game to play in a group is 31. Traditional deck, super easy to pick up, short hands, really, really fun and intuitive. I think you'd dig it.
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Thirty-One
This general type of game dates back some 500 years and is still seen in many forms in Europe. In the United States, the most popular games of this type are Cribbage and Blackjack.
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Brute Impact @bruteimpact.bsky.social · 16h
ON THE PLUS SIDE - Martone's at a 0 +/-. The Calder is still ours.
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Brute Impact @bruteimpact.bsky.social · 17h
OMG, twinning.
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Brute Impact @bruteimpact.bsky.social · 18h
LFG.
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Brute Impact @bruteimpact.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Happy Truth and Reconciliation Day. 🟠 #EveryChildMatters
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Brute Impact @bruteimpact.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Bro, just give Martone the Calder now. 🤣
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Brute Impact @bruteimpact.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Holy fuck, I hope Vladar and Woll stay healthy all year.
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Brute Impact @bruteimpact.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Wish I had the option of subs, but forced to watch the dub - and the English dub of Battle Royale on Tubi is fucking horrendous. Holy shit.
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Brute Impact @bruteimpact.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
@billadelphia.bsky.social Happy Birthday, Bill!
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Brute Impact @bruteimpact.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
@flyperbole.bsky.social "Mich-maxing" was super quick wit, and it deserves to be recognized. 👏
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Brute Impact @bruteimpact.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Enough about love languages. My hate language is not doing everything I normally do that is taken for granted.
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Brute Impact @bruteimpact.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I hate that people only sell shit on Marketplace now, because holy fuck it sucks.
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Brute Impact @bruteimpact.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Happy Birthday, me.
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Brute Impact @bruteimpact.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Not brought up often, but we have fucked up racists with guns in Canada too. This happened last night, in my town. Source: CBC share.google/bz9lbR4LhzSp...
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'We hit the floor': Belleville, Ont. synagogue leader recounts shooting on Yom Kippur | CBC News
A police officer and a man were wounded in an exchange of gunfire Sunday near a synagogue in Belleville, Ont., as members of the Jewish community marked Yom Kippur, authorities said. The man was hospi...
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Brute Impact @bruteimpact.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
@phlyflyers.bsky.social Love the coverage, as always, and the more frequent @flyperbole.bsky.social Steve Jacot is killer, but really missing the feminine energy, intelligence, and points of view from @stephaliciousd.bsky.social and @hinx.bsky.social. It's like losing Stevie from GMM all over again.
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Brute Impact @bruteimpact.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
@flyperbole.bsky.social Vladdy had a new mask last year. Fuckin' cool Metallica one. But I don't think he ever wore it. Maybe this year? 🤷
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Brute Impact @bruteimpact.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Anybody else remember that early 2000s change-over period where some fuckin' people couldn't figure their shit out with new widescreen TVs and watched everything in 4:3 stretched and acted like it was fine? That shit was wild.
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Brute Impact @bruteimpact.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
@pallavi.bsky.social In case Jack doesn't use it and you wanna rip on him - AKA idea, to the tune of Jolene: Reck Kweem, Reck Kweem, Reck Kweem, Reck KweeEEEeeeem, Jack doesn't know how to say the word requiem.
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Brute Impact @bruteimpact.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
@jackob1.bsky.social AKA idea, to the tune of Jolene: Reck Kweem, Reck Kweem, Reck Kweem, Reck KweeEEEeeeem, I don't know how to say the word requiem.
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Una Mullally @unamullally.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The Irish musician Aaron Rowe has said he is withdrawing as a support act on Ed Sheeran’s tour.
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Brute Impact @bruteimpact.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Holy fuck I miss shitty, badly photoshopped, 5 different typeface-having local event posters. 😮‍💨
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Brute Impact @bruteimpact.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Brute Impact @bruteimpact.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
@mapquest.com is pretty sweet. Look at that little guy. I'm a lumber truck driver, so I use maps constantly. Looking forward to the positive change. #LakeOntario
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Brute Impact @bruteimpact.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Anybody else remember that early 2000s change-over period where some fuckin' people couldn't figure their shit out with new widescreen TVs and watched everything in 4:3 stretched and acted like it was fine? That shit was wild.
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Kendra, normal version @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Tim Curry and Dolly Parton have taught us not only that you should be bigger, weirder, gayer, and freakier, but also that those qualities are what people will love about you. The things that make you strange and amazing are the things that will resonate with other strange and amazing people
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lyndsay @magpie.tips · 26/08/2026
"what a week, huh?" / "lemon it's Wednesday" meme
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Evan Greer @evangreer.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
in a world of JK Rowlings be a Dolly Parton
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Brute Impact @bruteimpact.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Dr. Dre, still an idiot. Still not a doctor.
musicradar.com
Dr Dre has words for those who oppose the use of AI in music: "You sound like the person that would have been against the drum machine when it came out. Or synthesizers"
Jimmy Iovine, meanwhile, believes that it's just that the AI companies have “terrible communication skills”
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Brute Impact @bruteimpact.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
You have to watch The Night Comes For Us. So good. Puts Tarantino, Scorsese, and Stahelski to shame. So violent. So visceral. So well written, acted, and choreographed. So good. Taslim and Uwais are so engaging to watch.
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Brute Impact @bruteimpact.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Man, The Furious is so fucking good.
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Brute Impact @bruteimpact.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
@jjbbllkk.bsky.social I know you have plenty of experience with trackers in general, but have you ever used LSDJ? I just realized last night that I have a hardware emulator that'll run it. Pumped to try it out.
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Brute Impact @bruteimpact.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Hot tip for anybody that accidentallt woke their wife up while trying to sneak outside for a smoke while drunk: tell her you heard a couple yelling outside and needed an excuse to eavesdrop. It worked.
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Brute Impact @bruteimpact.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Well I WAS going to switch to Apole Music. But they can go fuck their hat now.
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Brute Impact @bruteimpact.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
@andrewti.bsky.social The regular "gold" uniform is actually green but the material reflects as gold under stage lights and the color film used made it look even more gold. Used to have a better picture of it, but this kinda shows it. They used non-releftive materials in the same colour for the alt.
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Brute Impact @bruteimpact.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
@hinx.bsky.social Anybody who didn't get it sucks.
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Tim Robinson: 55 Burgers, 55 Fries Sketch
ALT: Tim Robinson: 55 Burgers, 55 Fries Sketch
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Brute Impact @bruteimpact.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
@jackob1.bsky.social Look at them. They pale in comparison to your journalistic excellence. Not ONCE did they mention Tom Hanks pissing. #zeitgang
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Hilarious Movie Tropes Actors Always Repeat
See the full gallery on thechive.com
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The Liberal BoJack @thelibbojack.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
More cops have been arrested for using flock cameras to stalk women than there are transgender athletes in youth sports.
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Brute Impact @bruteimpact.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Just saw an old dude with almost definite pink eye who was wheezing and limping, who was wearing a shirt that says "Jab-free and loving it!"
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Brute Impact @bruteimpact.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
All right, so there's an impostor on there. I couldn't help it. Really didn't dig the Spatial Delivery. Need that rubbery Q.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
if elected president, i will dissolve the Department of the Navy and hand their funding, and nuclear fleet over to the Internet Archive. They'll know what to do.
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Brute Impact @bruteimpact.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
The use of AI in the celebration and remembrance of an artist is extremely disrespectful and frankly disgusting.
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Brute Impact @bruteimpact.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
POV - Me watching TV.
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
@daveweasel.bsky.social
screenshot of a post by Dave Weasel (@DaveWeasel) quoting a Gizmodo article titled "Australian Prime Minister Says He Didn't Sh*t His Pants at McDonald's in 1997." Dave Weasel's text above the article reads: "100% chance this guy shit his pants at McDonald's in 1997."
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Brute Impact @bruteimpact.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
THEO! IN! SPACE!
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Sami Schalk @drsamischalk.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Police murdered a Black man in the street in Madison WI today. Shot point blank in the head while on the ground, tased, and surrounded by four cops. It looks like an execution. Multiple videos circulating online. Things are about to get very bad here.
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Brute Impact @bruteimpact.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
@hinx.bsky.social Hey, Kelly. For the BSH Top 25 Under 25 Reader Ballot on TeamSort, how do I submit mine? I've ranked 'em all, but can't find any way to finalize it. 🤷😂
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Brute Impact @bruteimpact.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Hot in my forklift rn
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Brute Impact @bruteimpact.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Ziggy locked up for 4, 9.125 mill AAV. 🟠⚫️🔥 Team friendly deal. Love it.
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Brute Impact @bruteimpact.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
@milesofgray.bsky.social Hey, Miles. Trying to get our music to new ears. We think you'd like it. Got any tips? #zeitgang
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Fount of Moonlight
Brute Impact · Synaptic Static · Song · 2025
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