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Brute Impact

@bruteimpact.bsky.social
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Deep from the bowels of Belleville, Ontario, Canada comes Brute Imact. A band of indeterminate genre. What is for sure is this - they bring a unique blend of electronic and physical instrumentation, with catchy hooks and a '90s sensibility.

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Brute Impact @bruteimpact.bsky.social · 6h
For my birthday. 😡
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Brute Impact @bruteimpact.bsky.social · 6h
Well, fuck.
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Brute Impact @bruteimpact.bsky.social · 7h
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Brute Impact @bruteimpact.bsky.social · 7h
WITH ME PRESENT? FOR MY BIRTHDAY?
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Brute Impact @bruteimpact.bsky.social · 9h
The had the Liberty Bell shipped in for us. That's sweet.
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Brute Impact @bruteimpact.bsky.social · 9h
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Brute Impact @bruteimpact.bsky.social · 9h
This is the fewest Flyers fans I've ever seen here. 😬
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Brute Impact @bruteimpact.bsky.social · 9h
Let's get this shitshow over with.
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Brute Impact @bruteimpact.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Brute Impact @bruteimpact.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Thank you. I had some free time on lunch. 😂
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Brute Impact @bruteimpact.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
@flyperbole.bsky.social
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Brute Impact @bruteimpact.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
2 days rest in bewteen and Tocc makin' some changes somehow. 😥🤞
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Brute Impact @bruteimpact.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If it makes you feel any better, I paid $300 for 2 tickets to see them get their shit stomped in Ottawa on Thursday.
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Brute Impact @bruteimpact.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Tim Robinson: Stinky! I Think You Should Leave
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Brute Impact @bruteimpact.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yeah, I've seen enough. Send him down. Holy fuck.
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Brute Impact @bruteimpact.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
PP so soft.
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Brute Impact @bruteimpact.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Nevermind. They ask who. Credited to Foerster.
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Brute Impact @bruteimpact.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
My kingdom for a completed fucking pass. Holy shit.
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Brute Impact @bruteimpact.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Someone should show him a picture of Torts.
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Brute Impact @bruteimpact.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Perfect "they don't ask how, they ask how many" goal.
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Brute Impact @bruteimpact.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Obligatory.
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CJ: Ah Shit, Here We Go Again
ALT: CJ: Ah Shit, Here We Go Again
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Brute Impact @bruteimpact.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Sometimes it's actually thirsty for me. 🤷
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Brute Impact @bruteimpact.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Brute Impact @bruteimpact.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
To any Phase 90 owners out there that are on the fence about snipping R28 - just do it. Even MXR knows that revision was a mistake.
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Brute Impact @bruteimpact.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Not even like trashy good?
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Brute Impact @bruteimpact.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Is it good?
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Brute Impact @bruteimpact.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's so weird that he was hiding out here too, of all places. He said it was real hush-hush because he was actively avoiding contact with the team. Weirdo shit.
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Brute Impact @bruteimpact.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
That's what this coach said. He wanted to get to a big contract as quickly as possible and was furious that Briere was holding it up.
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Brute Impact @bruteimpact.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Big time. Apparently he regularly referred to Briere as "dickhead." 😂
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Brute Impact @bruteimpact.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Nice to at least get second hand confirmation about what we assumed. And the entire time he was incommunicado, he was 15 minutes from my house. Training in Picton and Stirling, Ontario.
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Brute Impact @bruteimpact.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Cutter was pissed that Briere wouldn't let let him play the last few weeks of the 2023 season so he could burn a year of his ELC. Claims that Briere kept telling him that he could, then refused to let him do it, and said he has to go through Tort's training camp before he could get in a game.
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Brute Impact @bruteimpact.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
@flyperbole.bsky.social @billadelphia.bsky.social Just had a very interesting conversation with one of the Leafs' strength conditioning coaches who trained one Cutter Gauthier about why he soured on the org and where he went when he went MIA and missed camp. 🫠
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Brute Impact @bruteimpact.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hey, man - respect. Minutes in between. That's nice work.
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Thanks Bow: A Sign of Respect
ALT: Thanks Bow: A Sign of Respect
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Brute Impact @bruteimpact.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Estebomb and Flyp.
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Man Filming with Two Phones
ALT: Man Filming with Two Phones
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Brute Impact @bruteimpact.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Gettin' reeeaaal tired of hearing
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Rifftrax: Ned Blandford's J'ACCUSE! Pronunciation
ALT: Rifftrax: Ned Blandford's J'ACCUSE! Pronunciation
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Brute Impact @bruteimpact.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is all I keep hearing whenever they say it.
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J'accuse! in The Good Fight
ALT: J'accuse! in The Good Fight
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Brute Impact @bruteimpact.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
McCauley needs to borrow Tocc's specs.
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Brute Impact @bruteimpact.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yeah, because he's not Benoit. 😂
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Brute Impact @bruteimpact.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
1C Risto 👀
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Brute Impact @bruteimpact.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's cool too because you're not playing to have the best hand. You're playing to not have the worst, or try to trap someone else into having the worst.
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Brute Impact @bruteimpact.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
@milesofgray.bsky.social I'm definitely gonna try Flip 7 after you've raved about it, but my favourite card game to play in a group is 31. Traditional deck, super easy to pick up, short hands, really, really fun and intuitive. I think you'd dig it.
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Thirty-One
This general type of game dates back some 500 years and is still seen in many forms in Europe. In the United States, the most popular games of this type are Cribbage and Blackjack.
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Brute Impact @bruteimpact.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Funny. The only captain I saw on the ice was wearing an A. 🤷
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Brute Impact @bruteimpact.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Bart Simpson: I Am Shocked And Appalled
ALT: Bart Simpson: I Am Shocked And Appalled
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Brute Impact @bruteimpact.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
There was a 1-game mulligan in the new CBA, right?
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Tim Robinson's Intense Car Scream
ALT: Tim Robinson's Intense Car Scream
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Brute Impact @bruteimpact.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
McKenna finished with a -2. Martone's still only at -1 in a 6-0 game. This is the only bright side I can find. Please feel free to use this in the pod.
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Snl Coffee Talk
ALT: Snl Coffee Talk
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Brute Impact @bruteimpact.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
ON THE PLUS SIDE - Martone's at a 0 +/-. The Calder is still ours.
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Brute Impact @bruteimpact.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Brute Impact @bruteimpact.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
All ppppart of the ppplan, mannnn.
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Homer Simpson Anxiously Pulls Collar
ALT: Homer Simpson Anxiously Pulls Collar
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Brute Impact @bruteimpact.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
OMG, twinning.
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Brute Impact @bruteimpact.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
And Malkin's tucked. Where's our PP?
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