Ally @brunchsohard.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I pray I won't need a go fund me when it's my time to go. 020
Ally @brunchsohard.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Are they playing Milton Keynes? I feel that would be so iconic. 110
Reposted by Ally𝕀𝕟𝕗𝕒𝕥𝕦𝕒𝕥𝕖𝕕ℂ𝕠𝕔𝕠𝕟𝕦𝕥 @infatuatedcoconut.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Omg look at the tiny sky puppy!! 💜 031
Ally @brunchsohard.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Asiago bagel with butter, cream cheese and a slice of cheddar 🤤 030
Ally @brunchsohard.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I don't want to be one of the last fat people to get on ozempic to the point where others call me brave for still being fat. I just don't feel like the side effects have been researched enough for me to jump on it. Plus I don't eat enough to be on a med that kills my appetite. 020
Ally @brunchsohard.bsky.social · 06/09/2026You know you went to a City match last night when you wake up with smoke in your hair. 030
Ally @brunchsohard.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I was looking through my tattoo artist's Instagram tonight and came across a tattoo that he did for one of my exes. This ex did not know that that tattoo artist existed before I told him and before I showed him the amazing tattoos for did for me. I'm just feeling some sort of way. I'm allowed that! 230
Ally @brunchsohard.bsky.social · 04/09/2026My babe hasn't been home since Sunday and I missed my Fry so much ❤️ 🍟 030
Reposted by Allyevelyn maguire @evelyn.fyi · 01/09/2026I'm not kink shaming by any means I'm just kink asking why 241
Ally @brunchsohard.bsky.social · 01/09/2026My darling twins hanging out on the basement stairs, hiding underneath the blanket that is up next in the laundry pile. 050
Ally @brunchsohard.bsky.social · 01/09/2026My ex-boyfriend has a kid and he's a big fucking nerd and it's exactly what I wanted for him when I realized that I didn't want kids but he did. 020
Ally @brunchsohard.bsky.social · 01/09/2026But he is exactly who the project 2025 people want in that role. 100
Reposted by Ally💀DarkDan😱 @dannyguts.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Personally I'm a fan of "who cares? That doesn't matter. Why are you asking me about that?" as a response to this line of questioning 052
Reposted by AllyReticulating splines @ceausescuspeed.run · 26/08/2026The wrong person from Home Alone 2: Lost in New York died 3279
Ally @brunchsohard.bsky.social · 22/08/2026I haven't been able to unclench my jaw in what feels like months. Anyway, has anyone ever taken a half when they only meant to take a quarter? Byeeeeee. 010
Ally @brunchsohard.bsky.social · 22/08/2026I match with my assigned gender but I'm most attracted to butch women and effeminate men... What am I?! 100
Reposted by AllyC H I L I @chili.bsky.social · 16/08/2026F’ed around and made a disco hot dog 542185438
Reposted by Ally💀DarkDan😱 @dannyguts.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Man, I remember having to wait in line for 3 hours on a Tuesday morning to buy advanced tickets, then having to show up 6 hours early for that screening because seats were GA 011
Reposted by Ally𝕀𝕟𝕗𝕒𝕥𝕦𝕒𝕥𝕖𝕕ℂ𝕠𝕔𝕠𝕟𝕦𝕥 @infatuatedcoconut.bsky.social · 15/08/2026It's never really just one handful of shredded cheese 011
Ally @brunchsohard.bsky.social · 14/08/2026God forbid you ask the yapping housekeepers to keep their voices down outside your room. You'd think I insulted them? 000
Ally @brunchsohard.bsky.social · 12/08/2026You were probably still on Facebook when this happened to me both ways to and from Minnesota. So frustrating, especially because both times I made them take me to a private room. They don't get to pat me down in public 😡 110
Reposted by Ally𝕀𝕟𝕗𝕒𝕥𝕦𝕒𝕥𝕖𝕕ℂ𝕠𝕔𝕠𝕟𝕦𝕥 @infatuatedcoconut.bsky.social · 23/07/2026How is it Thursday already it was literally Sunday yesterday 021
Ally @brunchsohard.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Whoever greenlit the "Summit Place Kia" jingle should be shot. 000
Ally @brunchsohard.bsky.social · 23/07/2026To be fair, she is missing an entire appendage that was there the whole time you've had her. Biscuit is getting indifferent in her old age. She barely cuddles with me anymore. So I do feel this! She's also dying, so that's prob also a factor 😭 110
Ally @brunchsohard.bsky.social · 14/07/2026For people with shitty attention spans, 2 minutes can definitely be a deep dive. 010
Reposted by Ally𝕀𝕟𝕗𝕒𝕥𝕦𝕒𝕥𝕖𝕕ℂ𝕠𝕔𝕠𝕟𝕦𝕥 @infatuatedcoconut.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Happy birthday America! Sorry your house got trashed by clowns 021
