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Bruce Williams

@bruce.io
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Polyglot programmer, language dork, serial hobbyist. Works in ⚗️ #ElixirLang, supports ⭐️ #GleamLang, interested in ♾️ #UnisonLang. ✍️ 2 x @pragprog.com author & co-creator, Absinthe GraphQL. 🌲 PNW, USA and wherever travel takes me

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ElixirConf @elixirconf.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Thank you, ElixirConf US 2026! 💜 What a two days. Huge thanks to our keynote speakers: @josevalim.bsky.social, Chris McCord, Quinn Wilton & @zachdaniel.dev for setting the tone. #ElixirConf #ElixirConfUS #ElixirConfUS2026
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Bruce Williams @bruce.io · 08/09/2026
Last year I re-connected with the #ElixirLang community at AlchemyConf and Goatmire—very excited to head back to ElixirConf (flying tomorrow to Chicago)!
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Bruce Williams @bruce.io · 06/09/2026
Sounds like the makings of a very disturbing Jeopardy question.
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Bruce Williams @bruce.io · 06/09/2026
I’d really appreciate it if my brain would restrict work-related creative pondering (and maybe especially significant breakthroughs) to my normally scheduled work hours, thank you.
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Bruce Williams @bruce.io · 29/08/2026
Chadley just can’t help himself, no matter how hard he tries
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Bruce Williams @bruce.io · 29/08/2026
I’m surprised there’s only one motorcycle
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Bruce Williams @bruce.io · 28/08/2026
Honestly at this point, maybe to stop eating entirely
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Bruce Williams @bruce.io · 28/08/2026
Prescriptivists are so boring
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Bruce Williams @bruce.io · 26/08/2026
What a priceless gift!
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Bruce Williams @bruce.io · 25/08/2026
I don’t work with XML in anger much anymore, but when I do I wonder how I could ever forget how woefully inadequate and frustrating Erlang/OTP’s built-in support tends to be. (Today’s gripe brought to you by me trying to use `xmerl_xsd` to validate against a spec that `xmllint` deals with handily.)
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Christopher De Vries @unnecessary.tech · 18/08/2026
There’s a lot to like about gleam, but one aspect that doesn’t get a lot of attention is the security focus of the development team. Gleam offers great tooling and platforms for building secure and resilient web applications and services. gleam.run/news/help-fr...
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Help from the Github Security Lab | Gleam programming language
Gleam's takeaways from the GitHub Secure Open Source Fund program.
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Bruce Williams @bruce.io · 17/08/2026
Please exclude me from the frame or blur me, thanks
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Zach Daniel @zachdaniel.dev · 12/08/2026
We have a serious CVE for #AshFramework. If you are using #AshFramework please update to the latest version as soon as you can. cna.erlef.org/cves/CVE-202...
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CVE-2026-67579
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Bruce Williams @bruce.io · 06/08/2026
This is fun! ✨ Works great on mobile (but it’s my first time playing, so not sure about any improvements).
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Bruce Williams @bruce.io · 26/07/2026
Gardening tip: Just let the artichokes bloom sometimes.
A blue-purple artichoke bloom
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Anna Holmes @annabookwriter.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
This is, and I am not even joking, going to fuck up so many hyperlexic kids. I got accused of plagiarism because I used the word “porous” in a sixth grade paper and that shit sticks with you, if not on the permanent record, then in the childhood.
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Kevin Tompkins @ktompkinsii.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Me: "It's time to start eating healthy." Lettuce: "I'm going to give you explosive diarrhea!" Chips and cookies in my pantry: "I would never do that to you."
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Bruce Williams @bruce.io · 15/07/2026
Had it on my blog—oh, the memories…
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Bruce Williams @bruce.io · 04/07/2026
I was born in AZ and spent much of my youth in the Mojave and Sonoran deserts; some great advice here!
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Bruce Williams @bruce.io · 01/07/2026
I have been having the *best* time building a terrible, old school MUD (with new school twists) using #gleamlang lately. I highly recommend indulging yourself in nostalgic rebuild projects from time-to-time—even ones you may never share—they’re a blast!
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Bruce Williams @bruce.io · 22/06/2026
Actual lol
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c t @whatulysses.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
can't argue with this.
screenshot from a pop-up window received after downloading Microsoft Office. It features a yellow triangle with an exclamation point and the text, "'Microsoft Teams' is damaged and can't be opened. You should move it to the Trash."
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
folks when we find a guy who's saying a bunch of dumbass shit can we get back to blocking them instead of screenshotting them and talking about their dumbass shit? these losers are not worth our time & when we let them waste it we insult the revolution
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Bruce Williams @bruce.io · 14/06/2026
Please remind me to take a vacation more often.
A view of the setting sun in clouds, reflected by a stream near Glencoe, Scotland.
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Bruce Williams @bruce.io · 11/06/2026
Destination: an old favorite
A view of Edinburgh Castle from Princes Street
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Bruce Williams @bruce.io · 10/06/2026
And off I go.
A picture from inside the PDX (Portland, OR, USA) airport showing its new timber ceiling and signage reading “Have a Nice Flight.”
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Bruce Williams @bruce.io · 27/05/2026
I love how deliciously chaotic peonies can be, and how that’s a defining feature of their beauty. (Filed under “consoling thoughts that I tell myself any time I `git push` something to other human beings.”)
A big red peony from my container garden. About the size of a softball.
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Bruce Williams @bruce.io · 19/05/2026
Having lived in Tucson as a kid, seeing husks of derelict airplanes baking in the sun is downright nostalgic.
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Bruce Williams @bruce.io · 19/05/2026
Something I’ve discovered about myself: while I absolutely love to cook and enjoy challenging recipes in real life, if you make me cook in your game and you haven’t made it at least as simple as a Zelda’s, I feel both too dumb and too bored to bother.
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Bruce Williams @bruce.io · 18/05/2026
The specificity that you need to use to track food is… wow. This is like a terrible game of food minesweeper.
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Peter Ullrich @peterullrich.com · 09/05/2026
🚨 Update absinthe 🚨 Yesterday 2 CVEs for "absinthe" were released. The vulnerabilities can exhaust your CPU and atom tables. Update ASAP Thank you Curtis Schiewek and team for the quick fix and to @maennchen.dev for managing the release cna.erlef.org/cves/CVE-202... cna.erlef.org/cves/CVE-202...
cna.erlef.org
Quadratic fragment-name uniqueness check causes denial of service in absinthe
This project handles the CVE Numbering Authority (CNA) for the Erlang Ecosystem Foundation (EEF).
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Bruce Williams @bruce.io · 07/05/2026
This reads so disturbingly close to Trump noun capitalization syndrome 😂
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Bruce Williams @bruce.io · 06/05/2026
I’m happy to be returning to ElixirConf US after a few years away—looking forward to catching up with old friends and making some new ones! #elixirlang
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Bruce Williams @bruce.io · 02/05/2026
You’re playing on hard mode, but pulling it off
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Bruce Williams @bruce.io · 29/04/2026
Those are going to be creatively defaced, for sure.
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Bruce Williams @bruce.io · 18/04/2026
Very excited to be planning a return trip to South Korea next year… and to be going in the Spring. I largely grew up in the deserts of the US Southwest and humidity of the Southeast—but nothing could have prepared me for touring South Korea during last year’s heatwaves.
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borderless @borderless.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
@distributeaid.org is organizing an emergency airfreight shipment at the end of the month. We'll post a needs list later this week. In the meantime please connect us to any potential donors of medical supplies / equipment. donate-aid@distributeaid.org You can also donate to cover shipping costs.
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Donate to support social impact in Serbia with Distribute Aid.
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Maggie Tate @maggietate.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
ElixirConf US 2026 is coming to the Windy City! September 9 - Hands-on workshops September 10-11 - Two days of inspiring conference sessions Submit YOUR talk! Whether you're a seasoned speaker or taking the stage for the first time - now's the time!! Deadline 4/12! lnkd.in/eM7ZncAa
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This link will take you to a page that’s not on LinkedIn
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Bruce Williams @bruce.io · 06/04/2026
While I appreciate Trader Joe’s attempts to support my healthy intake of protein, I could have used one less dead caterpillar 🐛 (or more, though I hope not) in my bagged salad greens today…
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Bruce Williams @bruce.io · 02/04/2026
Much more common in Asia—we really missed out!
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Bruce Williams @bruce.io · 02/04/2026
Glad you dont have vEDS; that was an early worry here! cEDS confirmed genetically + hypermobility disorder, too. Pretty similar. Do you have issues with travel stress & hot weather? (Ask me sometime about our fun tour of Busan, South Korea via ambulance during a heat wave.)
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Bruce Williams @bruce.io · 01/04/2026
It was a long trip to figure it out, too; the EDS + POTS + MCAS is such a torment nexus of co-morbitities, and that’s before you try to navigate health care providers, insurance, etc.
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Bruce Williams @bruce.io · 01/04/2026
My wife has MCAS and we were *just* talking about this—for her, Singulair (which she just started) has been so, so helpful. Glad you’re feeling better, it can be so debilitating.
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Bruce Williams @bruce.io · 16/03/2026
A beautiful view!
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
i feel like if i was tasked with not starting a war and bringing back US manufacturing jobs, i could have done a better job than this
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Bruce Williams @bruce.io · 06/03/2026
Same with my Kia EV9. I keep it between 20–80%, plugging it into the L2 charger at home at most once a week for <$10 a pop. No urge to go back. Even long road trips are perfectly feasible with just a little bit of planning.
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Bruce Williams @bruce.io · 01/03/2026
Happy St. David’s Day to my friends in Wales—Dydd Gŵyl Dewi Hapus! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 “Gwnewch y pethau bychain” (do the little things) feels more relevant than ever these days, no matter where you are.
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Bruce Williams @bruce.io · 01/03/2026
Clearly the plural should be “meyers lemon.” 😉
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Bruce Williams @bruce.io · 28/02/2026
Congratulations! 🍾🎈🎉
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Bruce Williams @bruce.io · 28/02/2026
Always fun to re-watch (while ignoring its travesty of a direct-to-DVD movie finale).
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