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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
mom can you pick me up at the strait of hormuz, my friends are laughing at me and wont help
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Brothmonster @brothmonster.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
The state of things: you can scroll through the entire WSJ and NYT homepages this morning and see almost nothing about the Epstein files NOR ICE. Head in the sand corruption.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
If Gary Larson is back that means Bill Watterson is going to come back. Light is gonna reenter the world like when Gandalf showed up with new clothes.
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Ten | "Hold On, Let Me Save" @theletterten.lol · 20/04/2025
Sometimes you just don't vibe with someone, ya know?
Image of a yellow creature and a blue creature shaking hands..the yellow one says, "OK we met. Let's never interact again" The blue one responds, "yeah". The caption at the bottom says "Mutual understanding of incompatible vibes"
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Brothmonster @brothmonster.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
A cynical thought: in Kash Patel’s FBI, will we see ‘Hands Off’ protesters targeted under the guise of national security to suppress dissent of this administration
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Brothmonster @brothmonster.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
At this rate, we’re now only about two weeks out from an EO that we can only water crops with Brawndo
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Brothmonster @brothmonster.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
The Chromecast debacle is a great argument for the breakup of these tech monopolies, and exemplifies their internal enshittification. A multi-billion dollar arm of business being sunset, and, while in process of planned obsolescence, bricking 50 mil devices, not able to figure out what went wrong.
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Brothmonster @brothmonster.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Honest question: is there a way to sponsor protesters for efforts I back? I saw a few older websites during my research for pledge a picketer, but they were very specific events. Is this a thing that exists? Do we need to build it?
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Brothmonster @brothmonster.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
I hate to get political, but I am angling to be the Head of the Strategic Cheese Reserve. In Missouri. In the caves. Make America grate again.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Bowl season brought us one of my new favorite trick plays of all time: Bowling Green successfully dressing their quarterback in a punter costume and throwing a 40-yard touchdown open.substack.com/pub/rodgersh...
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How to disguise your quarterback as your punter
One of the best trick plays we've ever seen is one of the simplest.
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Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 31/12/2024
tried to buy a villa shirt this week and fanatics control the global supply. means only a handful of stores worldwide stock them, and theyve all mysteriously got the same sizes available, whether theyre in the UK or australia. just a dogshit company
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Brothmonster @brothmonster.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
The Agency is pure gold - Fassbender leads a killer cast that absolutely devours the screen. It’s a spy thriller meets Sopranos-style therapy sessions. It’s on Paramount+…or maybe Showtime? Honestly, good luck finding it; the app’s is a CIA op itself—hidden six menus deep. Worth the mission, though.
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Brothmonster @brothmonster.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Hot take: Skeleton Crew is the best post-Lucasfilm project (so far). A perfect mix of nostalgia, world-building, and call-to-adventure. Accessible to the masses and unburdened by baggage. It’s Goonies meets Explorers meets Baron Munchausen inside Star Wars. #skeletoncrew
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Brothmonster @brothmonster.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Teams may have won the corporate comms war over Slack, but at what cost? It’s a productivity killer. The rise of consultants making a living “fixing” Teams is proof it’s an abject failure in UX. #pdmthoughts
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Brothmonster @brothmonster.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
If I’ve learned anything, it’s that Americans rarely find contentment, regardless of their circumstances. It’s a a unique quirk of our culture, media and founding principles, and bad actors who can tap into this vein often exploit this restlessness for darker purposes.
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Athlete Logos Apparel @athletelogos.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Everything the light touches is our kingdom. #LFGM
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FanGraphs Baseball @fangraphs.com · 09/12/2024
Juan Soto’s ZiPS projected career totals at the end of his Mets contract:
Juan Soto’s ZiPS projected career totals at the end of his Mets contract
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Szkin 🏳️‍⚧️ WATCH GHOST IN THE SHELL @szkinart.net · 09/12/2024
the Dutch are not real. they’re a figment of my imagination
fokke fokkema from the village of slappeterp
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Brothmonster @brothmonster.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
"The saga took a bizarre turn, however, when the mystery buyer of Griffin’s 9 West Walton Street penthouse turned out to be none other than Pritzker himself. " A wut now? www.wsj.com/real-estate/...
The saga took a bizarre turn, however, when the mystery buyer of Griffin’s 9 West Walton Street penthouse turned out to be none other than Pritzker himself.
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Thom @thwphipps.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
DR MANHATTAN: I am tired of earth, these people. I am tired of being caught in the tangle of their lives. DR QUEENS: hey, I'm walkin ere!!
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Brothmonster @brothmonster.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Did Tommy Cutlets report to practice this morning?
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The Onion @theonion.com · 04/12/2024
Standing Desk Celebrates 4th Year At Lowest Possible Setting
Standing Desk Celebrates 4th Year At Lowest Possible Setting

-The Onion
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Brothmonster @brothmonster.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
I’ve been tapped by the incoming administration to prep the Supreme Court case of why we’re discriminating saying Merry Christmas to people over 92.
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zach silberberg @zachsilberberg.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
What if I told you that the only reason I am bald is that I’m afraid of a Ratatouille situation? What if I told you that I’d have so much hair if not for the fear of a rat using me like a puppet? These are modes of control, Neo. This is how they manipulate us. Ratatouilles, Neo. Rats that pull hair.
morpheus from the matrix
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