Reposted by Brkn Kr HrdJack @jackinpogform.bsky.social · 28/08/2025It's pretty fucking dire if The Beano knows its (mostly primary school aged) audience will not only see you as a punchline, but also get the joke that you're a gullible bullshitter. 128386
Reposted by Brkn Kr HrdRob Manuel @robmanuel.b3ta.com · 11/08/2025No you read this and then spent the next 5 mins mucking around with a shit bit of Javascript to test the idea out 281115339
Brkn Kr Hrd @brokenkeirhardie.bsky.social · 11/08/2025UK Liberalism "You can't protest if we make it illegal to do so" 020
Brkn Kr Hrd @brokenkeirhardie.bsky.social · 10/08/2025I am sure Arresting People Into Compliance is going to work a treat 010
Brkn Kr Hrd @brokenkeirhardie.bsky.social · 09/08/2025ACAB And fuck the Labour Party by extension. 050
Reposted by Brkn Kr Hrdedeath @edithcharles.bsky.social · 09/08/2025Who else is sick of these god damned British limeys posting about their island's insignificant politics when there's a god damned CHEETO® in the White House?? 4533126
Reposted by Brkn Kr HrdHepatitis 5G @hep5g.bsky.social · 08/08/2025Oscillating wildly between "this is too stupid to pass, it's unenforceable and it'll be watered down in the end" and "they're such petty, arrogant fucks, they'll not understand the implications and wave it through regardless". 093
Brkn Kr Hrd @brokenkeirhardie.bsky.social · 31/07/2025Remember this the next time you get a begging email asking you to Chip In. 040
Brkn Kr Hrd @brokenkeirhardie.bsky.social · 24/01/2025Fuck knows why I have not been able to get back into this for yonks. 130
Reposted by Brkn Kr HrdJohnny Cloverleaf @johnnycloverleaf.bsky.social · 07/12/2024My hand slipped and I don't know how to delete this. 6426115
Brkn Kr Hrd @brokenkeirhardie.bsky.social · 21/11/2024The UK looked at a genuinely world leading sector 15-20 years ago and went 'LOL, LMAO' 0187
Reposted by Brkn Kr HrdSooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 21/11/2024Captain Tom's daughter making sure he wouldn't find out what she was doing with the money. 24902113
Brkn Kr Hrd @brokenkeirhardie.bsky.social · 21/11/2024Richard O'Brien also couldn't go more than five minutes without doing a 'questionable' accent. 000
Reposted by Brkn Kr Hrd🎃Autopsy of Ashley Lynch 🔪🎞️ @ashleylynch.bsky.social · 20/11/2024There's something I need people to understand. The studio that made this released some numbers. They had to produce 85 minutes of footage to find 15 usable seconds for this ad. The machine that creates moving images out of nothing has a failure rate of 340:1 and the best 15 seconds... is this. 658199127458
Brkn Kr Hrd @brokenkeirhardie.bsky.social · 21/11/2024Fascinating watching old Crystal Maze, you see some guy who looks about 45 and is introduced as "Geoff, 23 from Luton and he is a Quantity Surveyor" 0131
Brkn Kr Hrd @brokenkeirhardie.bsky.social · 20/11/2024Put the heating on for an hour for the first time this winter last night. This morning British Gas: Hi Kier! A Quick Reminder to send your meter reading. How do the fuckers know? 020
Brkn Kr Hrd @brokenkeirhardie.bsky.social · 18/11/2024Camus: "One must imagine Wile-E-Coyote happy" 020
Brkn Kr Hrd @brokenkeirhardie.bsky.social · 18/11/2024Fucking hell farmers are whiny bastards aren't they? Are we sure Stalin just didn't think they were annoying? 070
Brkn Kr Hrd @brokenkeirhardie.bsky.social · 17/11/2024"Liz Truss has murdered me"? "Put a fiver on Chelsea" "Tell Andrew he's a nonce"? 020
Brkn Kr Hrd @brokenkeirhardie.bsky.social · 14/11/2024Don't get into rows with Liberals. Call them a cunt and move on while they do 'Hahha Mayhap you have committed an Ad Hominem...' 030
Brkn Kr Hrd @brokenkeirhardie.bsky.social · 14/11/2024If there is a bit of Trump shit that may gain traction in the UK it will be the Musk/Milei bit of just sacking loads of Civil Servants and closing Government Departments because if there is one thing the average UK voter hates, it is something that isn't benefitting them visibly, right now. 060
Brkn Kr Hrd @brokenkeirhardie.bsky.social · 13/11/2024Just the two Christmas Cakes this year I think. 000
Brkn Kr Hrd @brokenkeirhardie.bsky.social · 13/11/2024Got a reading list from one of my visiting practitioners today. They have put a thing I wrote on the reading list. Feels a bit Gauche. 100
Brkn Kr Hrd @brokenkeirhardie.bsky.social · 13/11/2024Nine out of ten of the poorest regions in Western Europe are in the UK. We are a money laundering system with a vestigial state hanging off it. 0229
Brkn Kr Hrd @brokenkeirhardie.bsky.social · 13/11/2024At some point in the last decade, Liberals internalised The Trolley Problem but learned "well, with every decision one group will suffer and it is Grown Up and Sensible to be in charge of the lever." 141
Brkn Kr Hrd @brokenkeirhardie.bsky.social · 13/11/2024Having read it, I can confirm it is a good read. 030
Reposted by Brkn Kr HrdLady Luddite (KJ Colt) @moistenedtart.bsky.social · 13/11/2024This is the messaging that should be happening 14667226
Brkn Kr Hrd @brokenkeirhardie.bsky.social · 13/11/2024There is a question that has been left unanswered for two long. "What happens when you suck 90% of the cultural spend into one city but make that city too expensive for 95% of cultural and creative workers to live in?" Material conditions first. Always. 041
Brkn Kr Hrd @brokenkeirhardie.bsky.social · 12/11/2024This dog just started going on about Fiscal Rules. 082
Brkn Kr Hrd @brokenkeirhardie.bsky.social · 12/11/2024One of the most satisfying bits of my job is I get to shout at bosses 150
Reposted by Brkn Kr HrdJ. Thornbury, author @jthornburyauthor.com · 08/11/2024Why didn't you vote for Donald Trump? The election poses hard questions about who can become a Nazi, and how. Here's the answer. It's free to read. "Who Would've Gone Nazi?" jthornburyauthor.com#essaywhowoul... Please share widely. #news #politics #writing #writingcommunityjthornburyauthor.comWriting by J ThornburyJ Thornbury writes stories and essays that are commercially unviable, and therefore of no merit whatsoever. 03830
Brkn Kr Hrd @brokenkeirhardie.bsky.social · 08/11/2024Going to be hilarious when UEFA award Israel the Champions League final to say sorry. 010
Brkn Kr Hrd @brokenkeirhardie.bsky.social · 07/11/2024I am not a particularly attractive man, I have never struggled on this score? Maybe my political views don't suck shit? 050
Brkn Kr Hrd @brokenkeirhardie.bsky.social · 07/11/2024Which is why you should treat such requests by dunking on them harder. 010
Brkn Kr Hrd @brokenkeirhardie.bsky.social · 07/11/2024Fucking hilarious that after all the rhetoric of "the most important election ever, it is Democracy vs Fascism on the ballot", The Democrats are now going to arrange a smooth handover to Fascism. 57531
Brkn Kr Hrd @brokenkeirhardie.bsky.social · 07/11/2024Liberals have hit Die Lösung but not a joke stage of cope. 000
Brkn Kr Hrd @brokenkeirhardie.bsky.social · 07/11/2024Been in a TU meeting this morning with employers. "Everything is fine, you got a 3% increase last year you greedy bastards!" 010
Brkn Kr Hrd @brokenkeirhardie.bsky.social · 07/11/2024A reminder, this lad spent his wedding day screaming into his phone about Jeremy Corbyn. 170
![Code to add "i have the solution: wolves" to most of the text on a website. Produces stuff like "Tim Stanley
Netanyahu is committing a strategic blunder that will alienate the world. I have a solution: wolves."
javascript:(()=>{const PHRASE="I have a solution: wolves.";const SKIP=new Set(["SCRIPT","STYLE","NOSCRIPT","IFRAME","TEXTAREA","INPUT","CODE","PRE","SVG","CANVAS","MATH","SELECT","OPTION"]);const w=document.createTreeWalker(document.body,NodeFilter.SHOW_TEXT,{acceptNode(n){const t=n.nodeValue;if(!t||!t.trim())return NodeFilter.FILTER_REJECT;const p=n.parentElement;if(!p||p.isContentEditable||SKIP.has(p.tagName))return NodeFilter.FILTER_REJECT;return NodeFilter.FILTER_ACCEPT;}});const chunkRe=/[^.!?…]+(?:[.!?…]+)?(?:["')\]]+)?(?:\s+|$)/g;const terminalPunctRe=/[.!?…]$/;const closersRe=/(["')\]]+)\s*$/;const alreadyRe=/\bI have a solution: wolves\.(?=(?:["')\]]+\s*)?$)/u;while(w.nextNode()){const node=w.currentNode;const original=node.nodeValue;let out="";for(const m of original.matchAll(chunkRe)){let s=m[0];const trimmed=s.trimEnd();if(!trimmed){out+=s;continue}const words=(trimmed.match(/[\p{L}\p{N}’']+/gu)||[]).length;if(words>=6&&!alreadyRe.test(trimmed)){const trailSpace=(s.match(/\s+$/)||[""])[0];let body=trimmed;let closers="";const cm=body.match(closersRe);if(cm){closers=cm[1];body=body.slice(0,-closers.length).trimEnd()}if(!terminalPunctRe.test(body))body+=".";body+=" "+PHRASE;s=body+(closers||"")+trailSpace}out+=s}if(out!==original)node.nodeValue=out}})();](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:hpjse36yorgmic7iv625ehub/bafkreicatc56eq2lbygdrb2cy2ji52fncqggnytl7sqxmxtd2ozbvaeanu)
