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broken coconuts ⚾️ @brokencoconuts.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Wearing my powder blue to work today. I’ll try anything at this point.
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broken coconuts ⚾️ @brokencoconuts.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Ok question - acceptable or bad juju to wear my Phillies Hoskins jersey to the game tomorrow???
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broken coconuts ⚾️ @brokencoconuts.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Kind of really glad I wasn’t able to watch the Phillies the last 2 days. Don’t love the reason why, but hey, silver lining if I must…
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broken coconuts ⚾️ @brokencoconuts.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Took several days off from work for a much-needed mental break, which ended today. Not even 3 hours back and I already wanted to cry out of frustration, got light-headed from anger and anxiety, and topped it off with a deep depression. THREE. HOURS. This speaks volumes to me.
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broken coconuts ⚾️ @brokencoconuts.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Just saw a reel… “Are you at another baseball game?!” “Heaven forbid a girl enjoy the boy zoo.” Lmfao. I can’t…
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broken coconuts ⚾️ @brokencoconuts.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
I FUCKING LOVE YOU BRYSON STOTT!!!!
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broken coconuts ⚾️ @brokencoconuts.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Hey Bohm!
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broken coconuts ⚾️ @brokencoconuts.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
THANK YOU JT FOR KEEPING US FROM GETTING SHUT OUT!
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broken coconuts ⚾️ @brokencoconuts.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
“Paco avoided the tag.”
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broken coconuts ⚾️ @brokencoconuts.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Oh my!
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broken coconuts ⚾️ @brokencoconuts.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
SIGH…
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broken coconuts ⚾️ @brokencoconuts.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Kep! Harp!
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broken coconuts ⚾️ @brokencoconuts.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Nola 🥰
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broken coconuts ⚾️ @brokencoconuts.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Don't you hit Bohm!!!!
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broken coconuts ⚾️ @brokencoconuts.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Scrolling getty images... found this and felt it necessary to share.
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phixated @phixated.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
which one of you freaky fridayed Nola and Walker?
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broken coconuts ⚾️ @brokencoconuts.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ok. I'm done.
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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
someone lie to schwarber about what month it is right now
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broken coconuts ⚾️ @brokencoconuts.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
I cannot stop eating my sundried tomato and basil wheat thins right now. I forgot how amazing these are.
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broken coconuts ⚾️ @brokencoconuts.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
BRYCE SAVE ME
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broken coconuts ⚾️ @brokencoconuts.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Did we, or did we not, all collectively understand that this game in particular would be a loss? Just enjoy the sound of Kruk's voice and embrace the evening.
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broken coconuts ⚾️ @brokencoconuts.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Sigh. John Kruk 💕
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broken coconuts ⚾️ @brokencoconuts.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
The sound on the broadcast.
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a cartoon character is wearing a pink hat and making a funny face
ALT: a cartoon character is wearing a pink hat and making a funny face
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broken coconuts ⚾️ @brokencoconuts.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Thank God Kruk is back. Everything feels good again.
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broken coconuts ⚾️ @brokencoconuts.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
I seriously hate that I don’t recognize the NYC skyline anymore.
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broken coconuts ⚾️ @brokencoconuts.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
I was going to place a bet on a Casty homer… but I can’t remember my username and password so I’m taking it as a sign.
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broken coconuts ⚾️ @brokencoconuts.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
During the Easter egg hunt today, I did not get the most eggs (not by a long shot) but I did get the most money filled eggs. So what should I spend my $11 on???
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broken coconuts ⚾️ @brokencoconuts.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
This bedroom is 73* and I am going to fucking die. Way too hot and miserable. I won’t sleep well 😫😫😫
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broken coconuts ⚾️ @brokencoconuts.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Went to 3 games so far this season, and all 3 games were wins. I’m not saying I’m their lucky charm, but I’m also not not saying it.
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broken coconuts ⚾️ @brokencoconuts.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
I believe I survived without sunburn, the salmon rice bowl was just so damn good, and I walked past Middleton in HOF today. Oh, and Romano almost made it that fans would’ve gone after him with pitchforks and torches after the game.
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broken coconuts ⚾️ @brokencoconuts.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
There is no way I won’t be sunburnt after today.
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broken coconuts ⚾️ @brokencoconuts.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Delivered this morning, charged and swapped out. Like it never happened. Which, is kind of sad actually. I'm all for not having to adjust to new versions of things I use frequently, saves me anger fits... but it does take away some of the "oooh, newwww, shiiiiny" feel. 🫤
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broken coconuts ⚾️ @brokencoconuts.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Fuck. I think I need to replace my Apple Watch 😭😭😭😭
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broken coconuts ⚾️ @brokencoconuts.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
That’s now TWO bonus cards I won’t get tonight… no no-hitter, no 15 k’s. SIGH.
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broken coconuts ⚾️ @brokencoconuts.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Otto Lopez’s batting gloves are 🔥
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broken coconuts ⚾️ @brokencoconuts.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
SCHWARBER!!! 💥💥💥
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broken coconuts ⚾️ @brokencoconuts.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
RBI King?! Are you back?!
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broken coconuts ⚾️ @brokencoconuts.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
I am INCREDIBLY upset with JT right now for ditching all his yellow gear. 😡😡😡
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broken coconuts ⚾️ @brokencoconuts.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
My bougie ass had a salmon rice bowl at the game today… and it was SO damn good. Hoping it makes more appearances this season, tbh.
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broken coconuts ⚾️ @brokencoconuts.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
I moved a doc appt tomorrow from 3pm to 10am and now I have ALL the regrets.
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broken coconuts ⚾️ @brokencoconuts.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
@patgallen.bsky.social Might have found another one for your list today!
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RP @444phlsports.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
How broken am I? To the point where I don’t mind Ruben Amaro is on the broadcast. His noise is better than any other noise going on in the world now.
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broken coconuts ⚾️ @brokencoconuts.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Saw these on the main concourse, first base side for anyone looking. 🫡
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Absolutely Hammered @ahpod.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
I give it 6 to 7 more uses of the wire cam before a fan flips it off and they never use it again.
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broken coconuts ⚾️ @brokencoconuts.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
I will end him.
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broken coconuts ⚾️ @brokencoconuts.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL
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broken coconuts ⚾️ @brokencoconuts.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
I love baseball. And powder blues.
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broken coconuts ⚾️ @brokencoconuts.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Hey ump… why so handsy?
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broken coconuts ⚾️ @brokencoconuts.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Annnd here we go.
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broken coconuts ⚾️ @brokencoconuts.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Are the @phillies.com not doing a 2025 Yearbook this year? I saw the media guide and scorecard books… but no yearbook ☹️
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