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First draft of email: "Please fuck all the way off." Email sent: "I apologize for any confusion.” Phillies | #RingTheBell x/@brokencoconuts

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broken coconuts ⚾️ @brokencoconuts.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Scrolling getty images... found this and felt it necessary to share.
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broken coconuts ⚾️ @brokencoconuts.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
I am INCREDIBLY upset with JT right now for ditching all his yellow gear. 😡😡😡
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broken coconuts ⚾️ @brokencoconuts.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
@patgallen.bsky.social Might have found another one for your list today!
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broken coconuts ⚾️ @brokencoconuts.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Hey ump… why so handsy?
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broken coconuts ⚾️ @brokencoconuts.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
I’m bored. So here’s a pic of the BEAUTIFUL souvenir cups I got at last Sunday’s Phillies game @ CBP! I definitely need more of these…
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broken coconuts ⚾️ @brokencoconuts.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
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broken coconuts ⚾️ @brokencoconuts.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Well this is a fun numbered auto to get.
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broken coconuts ⚾️ @brokencoconuts.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Still waiting on two final blasters to be delivered. But I did get these in my last box!
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broken coconuts ⚾️ @brokencoconuts.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Oh. Meant to share these from my 2025 Series 1s… Bryce Harper, Jasson Dominguez, Orelvis Martinez
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broken coconuts ⚾️ @brokencoconuts.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Shipped! Finally!! 😍
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broken coconuts ⚾️ @brokencoconuts.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
I attempted to crochet a “magic ring”… and ended up with a d*ck koozie, apparently. I should stop before I make it worse. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️
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broken coconuts ⚾️ @brokencoconuts.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
I slept about 3 hours total last night. Worst feelings ever (and nightmares) all night long. So needless to say, when I woke up, I wasn’t doing great. 🧵
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broken coconuts ⚾️ @brokencoconuts.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Legendary tweet from Bryson Stott.
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broken coconuts ⚾️ @brokencoconuts.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Sad that the county needs to send this out via text… But also - your? YOUR?!?! Oh come ON! ffs!
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broken coconuts ⚾️ @brokencoconuts.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
My husband was in Philly today… and picked me up something from the team store… 🥰🥰🥰
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broken coconuts ⚾️ @brokencoconuts.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Decided to make some origami money for part of a gift… because I hate myself, apparently. Actually kind of pleased how it turned out… I love gift-torturing people lol.
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broken coconuts ⚾️ @brokencoconuts.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
And last but not least… all baby-faced Marshy before he made it to the bigs. (Yes, even Bees and Baybears.) (5/5)
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broken coconuts ⚾️ @brokencoconuts.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
All random kinds of Panini, Donruss, Bowman; and base cards… (4/5)
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broken coconuts ⚾️ @brokencoconuts.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Topps Now; parallels; inserts and random harder to find cards… (3/5)
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broken coconuts ⚾️ @brokencoconuts.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Let’s start with helmet relics and autos; relics and material cards; image variations/SP/SSPs; and numbered cards (yes, that is 15 copies of the /499 Bowman 1st refractors… I was on a mission but now I’m stopping lol). (2/5)
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broken coconuts ⚾️ @brokencoconuts.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
That is VERY true. I just got caught up in seeing all the movement the last few days and I’m left feeling very
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broken coconuts ⚾️ @brokencoconuts.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
So… this is a thing. Don’t worry. I ordered it and I will report back.
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broken coconuts ⚾️ @brokencoconuts.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
This is the stack of (most) of the base cards I have just from the 2024 update series… there’s a bunch of others I had on the side and I honestly think I have some more thrown in some boxes I’ll have to dig through tomorrow… 😬
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broken coconuts ⚾️ @brokencoconuts.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
I assume you mean Alec here and autocorrect got you lol. So I really think he stays put to start the season. But I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s traded by the mid-season deadline… 😕
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broken coconuts ⚾️ @brokencoconuts.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
I’m going with yes. I haven’t seen one, but I’ve experienced weird shit (ouija board, I’m looking at you). I’m willing to be scientifically proved otherwise. But until then…
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broken coconuts ⚾️ @brokencoconuts.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Answered this question back on September 22nd (on Twitter). Next!
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broken coconuts ⚾️ @brokencoconuts.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
I had to give this one some thought and decide on a direction to go with it… 1) Doing household tasks without having to be told what those tasks are. 2) Not being a giant hoe or perv. 3) French Macarons. Because the right ones are LIFE CHANGING. 🤤
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broken coconuts ⚾️ @brokencoconuts.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Definitely oversized, baggy, granny-panty style. The more fabric the better. Bonus points if it goes halfway up my back. And a cool aged white-gray shade is just *chefs kiss*…
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broken coconuts ⚾️ @brokencoconuts.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
While I will rarely ever turn down pizza, I will ALWAYS go for an amazing cheeseburger. 😋🤤
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broken coconuts ⚾️ @brokencoconuts.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
LMAO. I ask myself this almost every single day 🥴. He must have had some black magic going on or something nefarious, right? 🤔…
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broken coconuts ⚾️ @brokencoconuts.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
White wines! I love a good Riesling. But Pinot Grigio is also a solid choice. And while not white, pink moscato is good too.
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broken coconuts ⚾️ @brokencoconuts.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Sure. What style?
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broken coconuts ⚾️ @brokencoconuts.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Depends on what. Candles? Citrus. Body? Soapy, clean, fresh. Food? Something savory. Everything else? Cinnamony goodness. 🥰
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broken coconuts ⚾️ @brokencoconuts.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
I’m actually kind of upset I can’t get it in a basic 9twenty now ☹️
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broken coconuts ⚾️ @brokencoconuts.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Ha. Well doesn’t this paint quite the picture. 🤣🤣🤣 #SpotifyWrapped
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broken coconuts ⚾️ @brokencoconuts.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
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broken coconuts ⚾️ @brokencoconuts.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
I really need to stop doing this…
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broken coconuts ⚾️ @brokencoconuts.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Lmao.
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broken coconuts ⚾️ @brokencoconuts.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Question: Is this absolute ASS UGLY or is it fun ugly? Lol
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broken coconuts ⚾️ @brokencoconuts.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
I needed a fix…
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broken coconuts ⚾️ @brokencoconuts.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Apparently there’s nothing legit to it - which I hope is actually the case - because this offseason is going to make me drink. Heavily.
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broken coconuts ⚾️ @brokencoconuts.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Got some decent cards in these boxes, but the All-Star Stitches relic was at the top of list!
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broken coconuts ⚾️ @brokencoconuts.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
I uh… I think I may have gone overboard…
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broken coconuts ⚾️ @brokencoconuts.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Can’t believe it’s been a year since I got my Brandon Marsh Phillies batting helmet. 🥹
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broken coconuts ⚾️ @brokencoconuts.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
For the Topps Chrome Update, they have cards that include the MLB debut patch from the players’ uniforms and is autographed. There’s of course only one per rookie. The Pirates want that card baaaaaaad lol. Last year a lot of them went for like $6k or so on eBay. Skenes would go higher I’m sure.
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broken coconuts ⚾️ @brokencoconuts.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
This is an insane reward from the Pirates for that card! 😳
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broken coconuts ⚾️ @brokencoconuts.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
I’m sorry… WHAT?!
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broken coconuts ⚾️ @brokencoconuts.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
My Target doesn’t believe in having dirty-word stocking fun. Whomp whomp whomp…
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broken coconuts ⚾️ @brokencoconuts.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
Oh Mrs. Middleton, what have you done? 🤣🤣
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