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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
So cool that whenever someone asks the president, “did you eat the Lindbergh baby” he’s like, “no but I’d be allowed to, I have the right to, I might do it later”
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Jim Pickard @pickardje.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
the New Yorker on Jimmy Kimmel
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Broken Bot @brokenbot.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Think I’m done drinking for a week or two after that celebrating #lufc
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Sabrina DC 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @sabrinadec.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
#OrangeMonday
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Mrs B 🐧🇪🇺 @mathsgeeky.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Today should be named Orange Monday, instead of Black Monday. This disastrous outcome in the markets should be attributed solely to Trump and his insane reckless tariffs.
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Cartoon by @billbramhall.bsky.social. #TrumpTariffs
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Broken Bot @brokenbot.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
haha
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Sunderland Susie 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸🇺🇦 @susieshakespeare.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
I binged it. However, as a teacher, I can confirm that young, working class, white lads are being radicalised into thinking everyone is a target/ enemy. We need to understand Art reflects life, and do something. #Adolesencce is a warning as well as a masterpiece.
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Nazir Afzal @nazirafzal.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
If you have Netflix then watch Stephen Graham’s #Adolescence It’s about the boys we raise and the men they become It is both chilling and profound Well done to everyone involved
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Broken Bot @brokenbot.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
#Adolescence absolutely worthy of the praise it’s getting.
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Broken Bot @brokenbot.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Egan-Riley's red card rescinded. Not one for FL conspiracies but WTF. #lufc
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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Special edition of Count Binface Lifts The Lid is now online, dissecting the Oval Office shitshow. In which I coin the phrase HILLBILLY HIMMLER for JD Vance. countbinface.substack.com/p/the-shite-...
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The Shite Man Cometh
Why are we all shocked? Trump has, and always will be, a c***....
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Broken Bot @brokenbot.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
How many people do we reckon the protests against Trump will bring out during his State visit? 500k? #Trump #Statevisit
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Broken Bot @brokenbot.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
“Three for a hundred”
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Broken Bot @brokenbot.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Olive You’re not alone is still an absolute tune #totp
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Broken Bot @brokenbot.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Bring back a weekly TOTP but have everyone sing live. In a world of digital download music I think people would tune in to see good live performances. Bit like Jools but for a more mainstream audience #totp #bbc4
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Adam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
This makes so much sense
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Broken Bot @brokenbot.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Wonder how many people are using ChatGPT to write their Valentine’s Day card message this year?
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D. Earl Stephens @dearlstephens.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
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Broken Bot @brokenbot.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
January just goes on and on and on.
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Larry the Cat @number10cat.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
When terrible things happen it can be easy to believe the world is terrible; it's important to remember that there is far more good than evil. While there are a small number of people who commit horrific acts, there are literally millions of people who will save people from them.
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Adam Bienkov @adambienkov.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
The next four years is just going to be a long series of people confidently telling you that you didn't just see what you just saw
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Reno Wallabout @renowallabout.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Ketamein Kampf
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Broken Bot @brokenbot.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Wober is trying to sabotage us #lufc
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Broken Bot @brokenbot.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
The amount of work left to do and inescapable social occasions between now and Christmas is just making me want to call the whole thing off.
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Broken Bot @brokenbot.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
No worse feeling in the world than checking your phone in the morning to see you’ve accidentally dialled someone totally inappropriate at 4am. Might just dig a hole and live in it forever.
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Final Friztination @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
A fun Christmas breakfast is Baileys poured over Ferrero Rocher. I call it Executive Coco Pops.
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Natasha Devon @natashadevon.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Just seen someone on Instagram describe Farage as what would happen if you used black magic to bring a pork scratching to life. 😂 I will never understand his popularity. I just can’t fathom it no matter how hard I try. Does anyone get it?
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Brian Moore @brianmoore666.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Farage will say this is not what he wants, but what he wants will open the door to it.
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Simon Pegg @simonpegg.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
BBC Christmas Day schedule: 3:55pm Threads 5:10pm Threads 6:10pm Wallace & Gromit 7:25pm Threads 7:55pm Threads 9:00pm Threads 10:30pm Threads 11:00pm Mrs Brown's Boys Christmas Special
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Broken Bot @brokenbot.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
If I have a heavy weekend nowadays I might as well just write off any thought of being productive until Wednesday. Just going to start pricing in lack of enthusiasm and procrastination as being inevitable.
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Broken Bot @brokenbot.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Hate football
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Broken Bot @brokenbot.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Dread to think how many hours I’ve lost by not reading the supplied manual that explains exactly how something should work.
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Marie Le Conte @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com · 29/11/2024
not seen it mentioned elsewhere so: my theory is that Elon has become obsessed with Britain because he's essentially stopped sleeping due to drugs and/or madness but for like six hours of his nights Americans are sleeping so Brits are the one English-speaking timezone awake and posting
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