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31 | she/they | nonbinary lesbian 🏳️‍🌈 | 💍 wife guy | twitch streamer | i do it for the ladies 💅 | Philly sports trash | here to shitpost and remind you to take care of yourself 📧: brittahkiin@gmail.com 🔗: linktr.ee/brittahkiin

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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hawaiian seabirds excitedly sing and dance when they reunite with their mate.
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hi i'm bort :) @brittahkiin.com · 02/10/2026
RAAAAAAAAAAH GO FLEET GO
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Boston Fleet @bostonfleet.com · 02/10/2026
Your 2026-27 Season Schedule ⚓️
2026-27 season schedule.Home schedule.Away schedule.Watch on ion.
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hi i'm bort :) @brittahkiin.com · 02/10/2026
HAH
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hi i'm bort :) @brittahkiin.com · 02/10/2026
my first act as president would be to abolish ALL cramps regardless of period length
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PWHL @thepwhl.com · 02/10/2026
Conferences have entered the chat 💬 Introducing Western and Eastern Conferences for the 2026-27 Season! Read the full press release here ➡️ bit.ly/4ALg12q
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Abraham Gutman @abgutman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The America Revolution was fought so Kylie Kelce can call that lady whatever she wants. www.inquirer.com/eagles/not-g...
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Kylie Kelce is Philly royalty, and now she knows how to address the Princess of Wales
Kelce and Catherine, Princess of Wales have a lot in common — field hockey, motherhood, and life in the public eye. And now the royal's been duly invited to chat about it on Kelce's podcast.
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heute jedoch nicht @heutejedochnicht.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Meta-Adbusting in der Londoner U-Bahn
Jeffrey Epstein mit Ray Ban Meta-Smartglasses und Denkblase „Finally, a pair that suits me...“
Caption: „GLASSES FOR PEOPLE WHO DON'T DO CONSENT“
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hi i'm bort :) @brittahkiin.com · 02/10/2026
best friend came over and basically did the Big Job for me leaving me to go in tomorrow/Saturday and fill in spots he didn't get which is a colossal W
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cluesan al-gaib @clueless.bsky.social · 29/09/2023
not long !
A spooky pumpkin, dancing on a blue background with the text “ not long! “
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hi i'm bort :) @brittahkiin.com · 01/10/2026
my body decided today, the day im finishing projects around the house before the weather gets cold again, to nerf me with cramps. i am going to cry
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Chipockalips Now! @fragboner.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
HAPPY OCTOBER 1st
Coming up GOBLIN TIME
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kc kc kc (ichabod was my great-great-uncle) @katecrane.bsky.social · 28/10/2024
we are in space no one knows what’s going on i love you
Drawing of a crescent moon, colored in with yellow crayon. There’s a list next to it numbered one through three. One, we are in space. Two, no one knows what’s going on. Three, I love you. (This image has been in my phone for a decade, and I don’t know who the artist is, please tell me if you know.)
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hi i'm bort :) @brittahkiin.com · 30/09/2026
foreva eva stuff because i haven't played fully since last week :))))) 👉 www.twitch.tv/brittahkiin
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oh its time for video games :) (last day for subtember btw) | !merch !throne | Streaming world of warcraft.
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hi i'm bort :) @brittahkiin.com · 30/09/2026
as someone that wears rayban frame glasses, i think it's time for me to swap to something else. raybans have a bad vibe now
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hi i'm bort :) @brittahkiin.com · 30/09/2026
the way in which i got so excited to download this app 😭 what a fuckin Time we live in
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hi i'm bort :) @brittahkiin.com · 30/09/2026
there's a 3 legged coyote that ventures about in town and im honestly fascinated that dude is still alive and kicking
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hi i'm bort :) @brittahkiin.com · 29/09/2026
god twitch sucks
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hi i'm bort :) @brittahkiin.com · 29/09/2026
my kid has his first ear infection and has a cough leaving his lungs slightly wheezy and im on absolute edge trying to sleep bc i know it'll be a long night but also if i sleep i might miss something and i just want to make sure he's comfortable :')
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Man in a Blue Mantle, by John Singer Sargent, 1891, 📸 via @cjzero.bsky.social
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hi i'm bort :) @brittahkiin.com · 29/09/2026
not enough if the birds are playing well too many if they stink
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hi i'm bort :) @brittahkiin.com · 28/09/2026
sorry
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hi i'm bort :) @brittahkiin.com · 28/09/2026
this is the sequel to the Gronk published fanfic i think?
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hi i'm bort :) @brittahkiin.com · 27/09/2026
CAPTAIN PASTA
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hi i'm bort :) @brittahkiin.com · 27/09/2026
BEST BOY DAVID PASTRNAK GETTING THE C FOR THE BRUINS 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹
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hi i'm bort :) @brittahkiin.com · 27/09/2026
im 5'5.5 and have always been the shortest friend. being considered tall makes me misty eyed 🥹🥹🥹
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hi i'm bort :) @brittahkiin.com · 26/09/2026
then understood she was a fucking "family" content creator and that's why several people walked up to *the child* and called them by name and started talking to them. the kid was freshly 3 years old btw. thats fucking WEIRD
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hi i'm bort :) @brittahkiin.com · 26/09/2026
went to a thing the other day and overheard a woman tell the security that she was a content creator and wouldn't be on the list by name but she was "invited" security panicked for a hot minute until someone else came over and explained. then proceeded to talk to the woman's child
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hi i'm bort :) @brittahkiin.com · 26/09/2026
despite John Fetterman being a Pittsburgh guy, how do we feed him to Gritty?
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hi i'm bort :) @brittahkiin.com · 26/09/2026
insane new age issue to have when there's a storm and everything is giving your doorbell camera anxiety 😭
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hi i'm bort :) @brittahkiin.com · 25/09/2026
threw that lad in a steamy shower, got the humidifier out of retirement and all cleaned up, and elevated him while he sleeps. fingers crossed it's a 24 hour thing but those coughs were *thick*
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hi i'm bort :) @brittahkiin.com · 25/09/2026
boyo officially has a cough, which his teachers noted twice today to us. nearly a month into the school year and we have the first illness which is a vast improvement to last year where it was ... the first week
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hi i'm bort :) @brittahkiin.com · 24/09/2026
being a sky elf (not a blood elf, don't look too close) and wandering around in Forever woooo :) 👉 www.twitch.tv/brittahkiin
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skelfs. skelfs everywhere. | !merch !throne | Streaming world of warcraft.
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hi i'm bort :) @brittahkiin.com · 24/09/2026
how many stars, fleetmin? like ... all of them? 👀
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hi i'm bort :) @brittahkiin.com · 24/09/2026
unserious behaviour
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Zach Bussey 🍁 @zachbussey.tos.gg · 23/09/2026
⚠️ New Twitch Email Scam.⚠️ Do not be fooled by an email claiming to be "Twitch Automated Audio Detection Systems" that asks you to verify your rights to use audio.
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hi i'm bort :) @brittahkiin.com · 22/09/2026
my 3 year old asked to go to bed 30 minutes earlier than usual. surely this isn't a sign of an impending plague right
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hi i'm bort :) @brittahkiin.com · 21/09/2026
"Godzilla level" is only cool when you compare giant monsters this is terrifying bro
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hi i'm bort :) @brittahkiin.com · 21/09/2026
i thought about Yellowjackets and remembered that all of my favourite characters are dead and now im mad again
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hi i'm bort :) @brittahkiin.com · 20/09/2026
drink your water
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hi i'm bort :) @brittahkiin.com · 20/09/2026
what a seasonal guy
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hi i'm bort :) @brittahkiin.com · 20/09/2026
one of my friends said "mf hit Rodgers harder than a vaccine" and i can't stop laughing 😭
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo *cue yakety sax*
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hi i'm bort :) @brittahkiin.com · 20/09/2026
ain't no way they used Dreams and Nightmares for a Niners thing LMFAO HUH
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hi i'm bort :) @brittahkiin.com · 20/09/2026
fuck you go birds
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hi i'm bort :) @brittahkiin.com · 19/09/2026
my wife opened the door and our son gasped and went "you scared the hell outta me!" 💀
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hi i'm bort :) @brittahkiin.com · 19/09/2026
wild to think Agatha All Along debuted two years ago
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hi i'm bort :) @brittahkiin.com · 19/09/2026
me counting out the letters of "behind" real quick before i respond- behind!!!!
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hi i'm bort :) @brittahkiin.com · 19/09/2026
i played wow forever for 7 hours today and i learned really quickly i am not built for those types of gaming sessions anymore :')
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hi i'm bort :) @brittahkiin.com · 18/09/2026
stayed up too late playing wow, toddler woke up in the middle of the night AND woke up before his alarm why does the universe bully me
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