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31 | she/they | nonbinary lesbian 🏳️‍🌈 | 💍 wife guy | twitch streamer | i do it for the ladies 💅 | Philly sports trash | here to shitpost and remind you to take care of yourself 📧: brittahkiin@gmail.com 🔗: linktr.ee/brittahkiin

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hi i'm bort :) @brittahkiin.com · 23/08/2026
did several successful eagles chants with the two other eagles fans in here then proceeded to fist bump several fans on the way out 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹 im so happy rn
me in a kelly green eagles jersey with Gillette stadium in the background.
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hi i'm bort :) @brittahkiin.com · 19/08/2026
no one could ever come between my wife and i except Minthara Baenre
a plushie version of Minthara from Baldurs Gate 3
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hi i'm bort :) @brittahkiin.com · 16/08/2026
ok Google play Through the Trees by Low Shoulder
the back of my calf, showing off the new tattoo. it is a flame with Megan Fox's nose and mouth and her hand holding up a lighter to her tongue. underneath has the words "hell is a teenage girl" in black font
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hi i'm bort :) @brittahkiin.com · 16/08/2026
new tattoo 🤌🤌
a sketch of my new tattoo. it's a flame with Megan Fox's mouth holding a lighter to her tongue and "hell is a teenage girl" underneath in black font
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hi i'm bort :) @brittahkiin.com · 11/08/2026
"oh new pokemon set? ok maybe ill pull like the Morpeko since it's all i want" jk stalked by darkrais
my hand holding 3 special illustration rare Darkrai cards from Pitch Black and one gold rare Darkrai card from Pitch Black
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hi i'm bort :) @brittahkiin.com · 13/07/2026
getting the cute little demonic demon Baa'l and probably finicking with my house build in wow :) 👉 www.twitch.tv/brittahkiin
me sat in a chair with my various nerdy things on black shelves behind me. im wearing a green shirt with white "black metal" font that says "emotionally stunted"
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hi i'm bort :) @brittahkiin.com · 12/06/2026
behold! :) wanna try to get the light kit for it so it looks cooler but also ... don't know where to put it. so it'll live on the floor for now Minas Tirith coming up eventually
a picture of my office with a completed Lego set of Barad-Dur from Lord of the Rings. there's also a bunch of random nerdy stuff behind it on shelving and on the floor behind it
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hi i'm bort :) @brittahkiin.com · 01/06/2026
dyke 🤌 (shirt and other available @ brittahkiin.com hehe)
me taking a selfie in a mirror. i'm wearing a black muscle tee that says dyke in white don't with orange, pink, and white flowers surrounding the word. i'm also wearing a beige hat with a red R in the front
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hi i'm bort :) @brittahkiin.com · 08/05/2026
i managed to do more of my house!!! also made my lil secret entrance to a secret void room even cooler than it was before AND I DIDN'T LOOK UP A GUIDE I FREEHANDED THAT SHIT shout-out Minecraft for teaching me how to hide shit behind paintings because this looks sick
a picture of my house in world of warcraft. white, swirly marble floor and a bit on the ceiling with two large wooden pillars with grey metal bits on the top and bottom. next to those are two pale yellow wooden bookcases with various red books. center is a large red curtain with a big painting of an ornate, elven pitcher and tea cup

this is a secret entrance :)
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hi i'm bort :) @brittahkiin.com · 28/02/2026
i'm sure i'm late to this but Blizzard added Howie the crab to World of Warcraft i cannot handle this
a screenshot of a crab sat in a desk in World of Warcraft with the name "Howie" above it in green letters
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hi i'm bort :) @brittahkiin.com · 25/02/2026
LONG. EXHAUSTIVE. SIGH.
a screenshot from a world of warcraft house. the walls are stone with some dark wood paneling and blue curtains framing doorways. the middle of the room has an ornate white marble fireplace with gold designs going up the chimney. to either side of the fireplace is the start of staircases
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hi i'm bort :) @brittahkiin.com · 21/02/2026
i got all the Valentine's day mounts 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹
a screenshot of three mounts in a listing. they're Love Witch's Sweeper, Spring Butterfly, X-45 Heartbreaker
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hi i'm bort :) @brittahkiin.com · 19/02/2026
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a screenshot from a world of warcraft achievement saying: 

X-45 Heartbreaker

Obtain the X-45 Heartbreaker from Apothecary Hummel in Shadowfang Keep during Love is in the Air.
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hi i'm bort :) @brittahkiin.com · 13/02/2026
emotionally stunted coming 2/22 @ brittahkiin.com :)
my torso wearing a light pink sweatshirt with "emotionally stunted" across the front of it in black metal font
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hi i'm bort :) @brittahkiin.com · 23/01/2026
the boy is home
a scruffy mini aussie sat on a blue towel in a dog cage. his tongue is out, licking his nose, and i'm petting his chest
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hi i'm bort :) @brittahkiin.com · 18/01/2026
very important news, Eagles fans. apparently they're tryna interview a full grown real adult man named Jim Bob Cooter
a picture of Colts Offensive Coordinator Jim Bob Cooter
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hi i'm bort :) @brittahkiin.com · 15/01/2026
all done :) no more sideburns :)
a picture of me sat in a brown leather chair with my head turned to show off the recently trimmed undercut i have. i'm wearing a dark blue hoodie and black rimmed glasses with the rest of my hair tied up in a little bun
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hi i'm bort :) @brittahkiin.com · 09/01/2026
it's time to learn about Xal'atath, everyone 🙂‍↕️ 👉 twitch.tv/brittahkiin
a picture of part of my face where i'm smiling a little. i'm wearing a black shirt and a woodland camo hat
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hi i'm bort :) @brittahkiin.com · 08/01/2026
boyo got a camera for Christmas and kept yelling "say cheese mama!!" so there's varying degrees of this picture lmao
me holding a small digital camera and a picture of me sat on the floor against cupboard doors, hands on either side of my face, grinning. i'm in a tie-dye blue hoodie and green pants
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hi i'm bort :) @brittahkiin.com · 05/01/2026
first selfie of 2026 🤌 anyway i'm live btw lmao twitch.tv/brittahkiin
a selfie of me sat at my desk with my microphone in front of me with a Fuecoco pin in it. i'm wearing a woodland camo hat, black rimmed glasses, and a black sweater that says "drink your water" in white text
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hi i'm bort :) @brittahkiin.com · 01/01/2026
yeah this tracks
a screenshot of my most used words on bluesky in 2025. most used: fucking
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hi i'm bort :) @brittahkiin.com · 26/12/2025
"oh you didn't sleep well on Christmas? was your kid up too long?" no i stayed up too late trying to install wow on my steamdeck 🤓
a picture of me in bed with a steamdeck in my lap showing the active download of world of warcraft on the screen. i have a red blanket over my legs. there's a tv out of focus in front of me with a wow lore video on the screen
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hi i'm bort :) @brittahkiin.com · 24/12/2025
area man walks into a grocery store on Christmas eve bc he forgot parmesan cheese and eggs for meatballs 🫩🫩🫩 it's a fuckin zoo too (it's snowing and everyone else that needs to prep for dinner tonight is here)
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hi i'm bort :) @brittahkiin.com · 24/12/2025
ah yes, the Oopsie Pile
a screenshot of multiple dead bodies in World of Warcraft during a raid, piled on top of one another
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hi i'm bort :) @brittahkiin.com · 21/12/2025
live look at me trying to desperately be festive for my kid who has gained sentience and will absolutely remember christmas:
a recently baked Pillsbury holiday sugar cookie with two finger prints in it so it looks all goofy
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hi i'm bort :) @brittahkiin.com · 17/12/2025
men only want one thing and it's disgusting
a screenshot from World of Warcraft showing reputation with all the Legion groups at exalted
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hi i'm bort :) @brittahkiin.com · 10/12/2025
wow decor update is going great guys!!
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hi i'm bort :) @brittahkiin.com · 31/10/2025
ladies and gentlemen: ✨✨ her ✨✨
a screenshot from Pokemon Legends Z-A of my character in a green bucket hat, black gloves, black trenchcoat, and black boots, sat at a table with a shiny alpha dratini
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hi i'm bort :) @brittahkiin.com · 26/10/2025
no thoughts
a yellow lab holding a red ring toy in her mouth, it's over her about and covering her eyes
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hi i'm bort :) @brittahkiin.com · 16/10/2025
can u tell this jacket is my wife's and i stole it
a picture of me wearing a camo hat with white wording that says "old rod fishing club" with a Magikarp sewn into the side, black rimmed glasses, and a green jacket. i'm smiling with my hand on my neck and a blurry sky above me
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hi i'm bort :) @brittahkiin.com · 06/10/2025
i normally don't vibe with white clothing (because i'm perpetually messy) but the @bostonlegacyfc.com day 1 member hat is sick 🥰🥰
a picture of me in my kitchen with my head turned, eyes closed grinning with a white hat that says "day 1 member" on the side
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hi i'm bort :) @brittahkiin.com · 05/10/2025
weird theres?? no banner for the 2017 season??? weird
a picture of me with my eagles hat at Gillette stadium with the Superbowl banners behind me
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hi i'm bort :) @brittahkiin.com · 05/10/2025
hehehehehehehe
a picture of me from the nose up in a car. i'm wearing black rimmed glasses and a black hat that says "Superbowl champions Philadelphia Eagles"
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hi i'm bort :) @brittahkiin.com · 01/10/2025
possum coloured in :)
a picture of my shaded in possum tattoo on my bicep, completing my entire tattoo sleeve
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hi i'm bort :) @brittahkiin.com · 27/09/2025
going to the final witch sleeve tattoo appointment and brought some pokemon cards to celebrate 🫡🤓
a bag opened to reveal many different pokemon card packs inside
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hi i'm bort :) @brittahkiin.com · 18/09/2025
can i come over and stare at u like this
a yellow lab's head smushed between a purple pillow and a brown plaid blanket
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hi i'm bort :) @brittahkiin.com · 09/09/2025
nearly filled out the full board but didn't get bingo 😭 clearly i got some work for the next season 🤌
a bingo board from the Boston Fleet bsky page nearly completely filled out
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hi i'm bort :) @brittahkiin.com · 06/09/2025
somehow ended up carrying a balloon flower
a picture of me holding a pink balloon flower. i'm wearing a cream hat with a black brim, a black tee, and a backpack with grey straps. i'm grimacing at the camera
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hi i'm bort :) @brittahkiin.com · 29/08/2025
fwesh twim 😮‍💨
a picture of me in a green hoodie holding part of my hair to the side to show off a fresh undercut. i'm smiling and holding up my phone in the mirror to take the picture
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hi i'm bort :) @brittahkiin.com · 16/08/2025
read my first book of 2025 btw
a screenshot of my messages in discord saying: 

starting Atmosphere
i have heard it's just as agonizing as Evelyn Hugo
so
(crying sad face) 

FUCK THIS BOOK
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hi i'm bort :) @brittahkiin.com · 11/08/2025
oops i found my chain after i cleaned the bathroom and now my god complex is back :)
a picture of me in the mirror with my head tilted to the side while smiling. i'm wearing a silver chain around my neck and a grey oversized tee with red words that say "BALROG"
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hi i'm bort :) @brittahkiin.com · 04/08/2025
tfw your toddler decides right before dinner you have to wear a moustache :|
a picture of me making a face with a fake black moustache on my upper lip. i'm wearing a woodland camo hat and a black shirt
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hi i'm bort :) @brittahkiin.com · 02/08/2025
was going to the bathroom when the toddler wanders in and asks "u go potty?" i said yes "good job! have a sticker" thanks, bud
a picture of me in a black/purple/blue tie dye shirt giving a thumbs up with a sticker of Bandit from Bluey on my shirt
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hi i'm bort :) @brittahkiin.com · 01/08/2025
pulled my mf grail for bbwf let's gooo
a picture of a pokemon card Yuka Morii clay sculpture of Klinklang, a metal gear pokemon.
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hi i'm bort :) @brittahkiin.com · 31/07/2025
sundee gravy on a thursdee baby!!!
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hi i'm bort :) @brittahkiin.com · 28/07/2025
4 faves, no starters
a blue pokemon with its mouth open and a red chesta shiny Rayquaza. a black, long noodle-like dragon Oddish. a little onion pokemon that looks blue with several green leafs on its headDragonite. an orange, fat dragon with small green wings
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hi i'm bort :) @brittahkiin.com · 26/07/2025
got high last night and put together my Destined Rivals master set while watching Markiplier play Dream Daddy 10/10 experience ngl despite still needing Mewtwo 🥲
a picture of me holding an open red binder in my lap filled with various pokemon cards with a TV in front of me showing Markiplier in the top left corner playing the video game Dream Daddy
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hi i'm bort :) @brittahkiin.com · 22/07/2025
welp
a screenshot of a best buy order for a Nintendo switch 2 + Pokemon Legenda Z-A bundle
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hi i'm bort :) @brittahkiin.com · 21/07/2025
my greys say hello btw
a picture of me sitting in a blue chair, holding my face with my partially curled hand. i'm wearing a black shirt that says "THE ELDER SCROLLS IV OBLIVION" in an aged, white font. my hairs tied up except for a strand with the highlight of grey strands
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hi i'm bort :) @brittahkiin.com · 19/07/2025
best thing about this was our toddler had the most "sophisticated" ice cream from the ice cream truck only for him to tap out and give me it so i was dual wielding a sonic popsicle and a fucking fudge bar 🥴
a picture of a toddler holding a fudgesicle, myself holding a sonic ice cream, and my wife holding a SpongeBob ice cream
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