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@bristold.bsky.social
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Mom. Flaming liberal. Mostly a crazy nerd. Purveyor of bad Dad jokes.

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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
An adult bear popped open a parked car in Gatlinburg, and the whole family piled in for a little retail therapy. They raided the car, grabbed what they could, then dumped the loot in the parking lot.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You know, if you *really* cared about the wellbeing of women in college, instead of carping about the statistically insignificant number of trans athletes in sports minding their own business, you’d be railing against these Cornell fraternity cretins who drugged and gang-raped a passed-out women:
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
🥹😍🤩✊🏽👏🏽👏🏽👀🗣️🫦✌🏽🔥💟💙💟💙💟💙
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This aired just the once in 1998 on the live SNL show for which McKay wrote it. It was effectively banned as it never aired again. I wonder why. MEDIA-OPOLY
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The Lincoln Project @lincolnproject.us · 10/09/2026
Posting this for when he inevitably tells you it was bigger than Woodstock.
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The Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The wonderfully talented Marsh Family has a new parody of Alanis Morissette's song "Ironic." This will piss off Crybaby Caligula yugely. Isn't he moronic? Don't you think?😅
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Travis @johntwright.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
www.closertotheedge.net/p/what-putin...
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WHAT PUTIN HAS ON TRUMP
On August 12th, 2025, Alnur Mussayev, the former head of Kazakhstan’s National Security Committee, alleged that Russian President Vladimir Putin possesses a comprehensive kompromat file on Donald J.
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Patrick Fitzgerald @patmfitz.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Things are getting hazy in MAGA land. 🎵
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Crazy Human Printer (Natalie Harp song parody: Hazy Shade of Winter)
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AnnieR @anet2111.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
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What Shall We Do With The Drunken Hegseth? 😂 LEGO Roast by Iran 🔥
YouTube video by Explosive Iran 🇮🇷
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Debbie Chavez Vinette @debbiecvinette.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
This is hilarious!
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RCG/Radio Caroline’s Ghost @clynnn.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Who birthed these monsters??? check the face and tats - he's recognizable in his community, I'm sure.
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The Fighting Liberal Texan🌈🌊💙🦋Congress Switchboard 202-224-3121 @fightingliberal.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Fiasco in the Factory: Taxpayers Funded a $533 Million Artillery Plant That Made Nothing General Dynamics opened a Texas factory to churn out artillery shells for Ukraine, but the machines kept breaking. Robot arms smashed into things. Hunks of metal crashed to the floor. There was even a real-life
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Fiasco in the Factory: Taxpayers Funded a $533 Million Artillery Plant That Made Nothing
General Dynamics opened a Texas factory to churn out artillery shells for Ukraine, but the machines kept breaking. Robot arms smashed into things. Hunks of metal crashed to the floor. There was even a real-life dumpster fire.
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Morgan J Freeman @mjfree.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
❌ Not an immigrant. ❌ Not trans. ✅ Just another white Christian pastor pedophile: Meet MAGA Steve Sumner, a former Indiana Republican councilman and preacher who spent over two years running like a coward from child sex crime allegations before U.S. Marshals tracked him down.
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 07/08/2026
Damn those Democrats and their sinister plot to… improve people’s lives.
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SPAM (from Daniel Gamboa) @danielgamboa820.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Trump Don Wick John Wick @pattyger.bsky.social @liberalwarrior.eu @afforsyth.bsky.social @baron333.bsky.social @deramani.bsky.social @paulryanoconnor.bsky.social @decentenough.bsky.social @maxxmilly.bsky.social @westonfront.bsky.social @annmb48.bsky.social @boxdonkey17.bsky.social
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Jesse💙💙💙💙 @journeyled.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
youtu.be/NuTssCS-Dzc?... @browneyegirlhi.bsky.social @boxdonkey17.bsky.social @gentlem.bsky.social @neverstopthefight.bsky.social @gizmosspace.bsky.social @mimimalwaysblue.bsky.social @straitwear.bsky.social @sadie41.bsky.social @andrewpalm.bsky.social @j-beanz.bsky.social
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Poop In Your Lettuce | 1950s Doo-Wop Parody Roasts MAGA's Latest Fauci Obsession
YouTube video by The Resistance
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Drootinator @drootinator.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
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Allison Moon 🌙 🍁 @shewandersferal.mu.social · 02/08/2026
#WHINSEC | #SchoolOfTheAmericas
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Empire Files: The U.S. School That Trains Dictators and Death Squads
Abby Martin investigates this notorious school that is largely hidden from the American public; its crimes around the world, its star graduates, why it exists and the movement to shut it down. Featuri...
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
The man endorsed by Sarah Huckabeast in this video is Arkansas state Rep. Austin McCollum. McCollum was arrested today on charges of aggravated assault against a family or household member, first-degree false imprisonment, and third-degree domestic battery. www.nwaonline.com/news/2026/au...
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peterknagge.bsky.social @peterknagge.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
"I've been around the world & what's amazing is it's not China & it's not Russia that people are scared of. It's a world where Gaza is deemed acceptable & normal for the ruling class. That their hands are tied & saying we can't do anything about that." Abby Martin IPAN Prog Int'l CERF ICRC UN News
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ABBY MARTIN: "We are not angry enough".
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💙🪄 Keep Rising 🪄💙 @keeprising.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
🤍 forever #caturday 🙃🤭🤣 🤍🤍🤍💛🔆 🎈🔆💛🤍🤍🤍
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RCG/Radio Caroline’s Ghost @clynnn.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Jeezus! This ain’t no Berry Farm!
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Morgan J Freeman @mjfree.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Hey mattvanswol (on X) — this video get you off?
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Diedrich Bader @diedrichbader.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Trump Administration Admits Canceling Grants to States That Did Not Vote for Him www.nytimes.com/2026/07/24/b... Let’s try to make this as big a story as possible Please share
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Trump Administration Admits Canceling Grants to States That Did Not Vote for Him (Gift Article)
Federal officials said in court documents that they halted billions of dollars in funding for energy projects to states “based solely” on whether they backed President Trump in the 2024 election.
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Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Guy who got famous for carrying his corgi in a dog backpack is now helping rescue dogs get adopted by carrying them in a dog backpack. This is Tonka. [📹 madmax_fluffyroad] Original post
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✨️SaikoVampiress✨️ @saikovampiress.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Info for your safety
Taylor Farms cheat sheet so you don’t get the 💩

- Taylor Farms
- Earthbound Farms
- Little Salad Bar (Aldi)
- Marketside (Walmart)
- Kroger House Brand
- Target private label greens (we’re boycotting them anyway)
- Costco salad kits and greens etc
- Traders Joe’s chopped salad kits and fresh produce
- Fast food: McDonald’s, Taco Bell (Yum! Brands), Chipotle, Subway, pizza hut, kfc, olive garden, top golf, red lobster, burger king, etc

- “The "TF" Indicator: Look at the code beside the 'sell by' date.  Codes starting with letters like TF, TFRB, TFPM, or TFRS denote processing and packing originating from a Taylor Farms facility
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 22/07/2026
NEWS: WV GOP Assistant Majority Leader Elliott Pritt has been arrested and charged with enticing a minor after allegedly grooming a 15-year-old through Roblox and Snapchat, then having her meet him in his classroom. GOP leadership won't call for his resignation.
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democracy4u.bsky.social @democracy4u.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
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Morgan J Freeman @mjfree.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Trump tried to celebrate with Spain and FIFA President Gianni had to run across the players stage and drag him out of frame. Can it get more embarrassing?
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Scootrbum @scootrbum.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
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Ricky Davila @therickydavila.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
The orange felon is threatening Canada with more tariffs because of wildfire smoke drifting to the US. For context, Canada sent fire crews to the US when Southern California was being ravaged by catastrophic blazes. He’s a piece of shit. Sending love to our Canadian friends. 🇨🇦
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mrs333.bsky.social @mrs333.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Trump DID in fact lose the 2024 election. He has admitted it twice bsky.app/profile/mrs3...
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California Dreamin’… 😎 @jerasikehorn.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
THE MORE YOU KNOW…💫 Statistics show that 70% of public mass shootings were done by white republicans who supported Trump… 0% by the undocumented. 😎✨
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Peter Morley ♿️ @petermorley.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I'm going to KEEP talking about how Florida Senator Rick Scott, the RICHEST man in all of Congress DEFRAUDED Medicare & is trying to CUT Social Security. Will you join me?🤚
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bristold.bsky.social @bristold.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
My hot take for today. Donald Trump has done more than any other president teaching us about civics and the constitution. The more he pisses on the rule of law and wipes his ass with the constitution, the more we learn about it. He is so horrible, we are all getting smarter. Oh and fuck him btw.
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Conor 📎❤️ #LaraCroft ❤️ #TombRaider ️❤️ #TombRaider30 ❤️ #gaming ❤️ @conormcl2026.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Would you vote for #StephenColbert #Colbert? Repost if you would and repost my pinned post too please 🙏 #BlueWave #BlueCrew #ResistanceBlue 🔄
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
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🏳️‍🌈 Loud Little Ladybug 💫🖤 @loudladybug.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Actions speak louder than words. 🎵🖤
Taylor Swift (pictured) writes whiny songs about all her ex's. 

Stevie Nicks (pictured under) made her ex play guitar while she sung songs about what an asshole he was.
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PinkoJoe.com @pinkojoe.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
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Irrefutable proof cats are evil @cats-are-evil.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
#caturday #cats
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Kelly Kendall @kak089.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
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Cyndi @savannahpeace.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Trump is a Destroyer- of life and things.
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carljungfranz.bsky.social @carljungfranz.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
* Benjamin Netanyahu is the Israeli "tail" wagging The Donald Trump American "dog." Larry Ellison is a major donor to Israeli Friends of the IDF * NOW PLAYING: IRAN WAR THE MOVIE starring Liam Neeson, Paul Giamatti, Jake Gyllenhaal, Zach Galifianakis & Dame Judi *
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Aibo - Zonny @aibo-zonny.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Trump The Peacemaker- "Smart people don't like me" ~ Donald J.Trump🇺🇸 British rant🇬🇧
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Trump The Peacemaker
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Thomas A. Hammer @thomasahammer.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Rick Springfield performed on June 14th. That's not unusual. Rick is 76 years old; he turns 77 on August 23rd. Almost 80, and he looks like that! 😮
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Marcy Gall @marcygall.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
No surprises. According to court filings, investigators say several members of the group embraced anti government extremism, antisemitic conspiracy theories, and beliefs about secret elites controlling the country.
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Barack Obama @barackobama.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Michelle and I loved reading to this bright group of kids today! We hope this new Chicago Public Library branch at the Obama Presidential Center will be a place where folks come to read, check out books, and connect with one another for years to come.
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