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Jessie Phillips Andersen

@bringpie.bsky.social
191 followers 381 following 93 posts

Designer, maker, wood turner, ceramicist, integrator of crafts; cat mom, dog mom, witch child mom. Eat pie, hug dogs.

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Jesper Andersen @jandersen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The vibes are off so it’s BlueySky time.
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Bluey and Bingo Hug
ALT: Bluey and Bingo Hug
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Jessie Phillips Andersen @bringpie.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
youtu.be/NUC2EQvdzmY?...
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DJ Shadow - Nobody Speak feat. Run The Jewels (Official Video)
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Jessie Phillips Andersen @bringpie.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
This is also why Totalitarian Architecture exists as a style, and why Trump’s ballroom looks just like what Hitler and Stalin built—there is no creativity, complexity, or freedom of expression. It is just a simplistic representation of power and self-aggrandizement.
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Jessie Phillips Andersen @bringpie.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
His entire identity is fake Time Magazine “Man of the Year” cover.
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Jessie Phillips Andersen @bringpie.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
It turns out I COULD love her more.
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Jessie Phillips Andersen @bringpie.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
The Work of Art in the Age of Mechanical Reproduction www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...
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Our Plastic-Surgery Nightmare
As cosmetic procedures become both more invisible and more extreme, our connection to reality is fraying.
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Jessie Phillips Andersen @bringpie.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Was at a bar wearing my “one day we will wake up to his obituary” shirt and the bartender told me they plan to give away top-shelf liquor beverages when it happens. Told him we’re buying a case of champagne to give away to cyclists since we live on a greenway. Portland’s gonna rock out.
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Jessie Phillips Andersen @bringpie.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Fyre festival sandwich can finally get some more work.
Photo of Tweet complaining about/picture of the sad Fyre Festival sandwich
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Jessie Phillips Andersen @bringpie.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
I have a design joke, but I’m still sketching it out.
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Jessie Phillips Andersen @bringpie.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
With a paper bag over his head like his cameo on the Simpsons.
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Jessie Phillips Andersen @bringpie.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
My BA thesis argued Habermas couldn’t explain the post-bureaucratic structure based on a single footnote in Durkheim. LOL. 21-year olds.
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Jessie Phillips Andersen @bringpie.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Started reading this the other day but forgot to finish.
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Jessie Phillips Andersen @bringpie.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
So proud of my accomplished husband. 3: his Erdos number 2: his Jeff Dean number 1: his Epstein number
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Jessie Phillips Andersen @bringpie.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
So they’re saying it’s okay to shoot anyone with a gun? Because there are a bunch of terrorists on the streets in Minneapolis brandishing guns at people right now.
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David Simon @audacityofdespair.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
It is long past the time for a national general strike. 'This is not a government by consent of the governed. It is oppression.
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Jessie Phillips Andersen @bringpie.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Misread this is “don’t take him alive” and thought that was a bit of an escalation for Kai Ryssdal…
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Jessie Phillips Andersen @bringpie.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Ladies, they’re going to start raiding our “book clubs.” Watch out for goons abducting white women at libraries!
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Jessie Phillips Andersen @bringpie.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Apparently you don’t have to reply with “stop” to unsubscribe from Republican text spam.
Spam from Jim Jordan; reply saying “Fuck off, pedophile protector!l”; then “You have successfully unsubscribed.”
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Jessie Phillips Andersen @bringpie.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
WSJ is basically like “ADHD meds aren’t a magic bullet and there isn’t an endless supply of experienced child psychiatrists in every location” so you’re better off just saying “fuck it” and not treating because really their thesis is “meds are bad.”
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Jessie Phillips Andersen @bringpie.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
He bought “Stock Investing for Dummies” and “Bitcoin for Dummies!” This dummy was a genius money manager for billionaires? I’ve got questions about what services he actually provided given his dummy-level expertise in investing.
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Jessie Phillips Andersen @bringpie.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
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princess bubblegum from adventure time is standing in front of a broken chair .
Alt: princess bubblegum from adventure time is standing in flipping a table
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Jessie Phillips Andersen @bringpie.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
@wyden.senate.gov and @jeff-merkley.bsky.social —I really hope my Senators are leading the charge to not cave right now 🐸🐸
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Jessie Phillips Andersen @bringpie.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
You have no idea how many revolutionaries we can fit in our SUVs and minivans. They’re the clown cars of fucking shit up.
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Jessie Phillips Andersen @bringpie.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Kevin Bacon is fuuuuuccckkked
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Jessie Phillips Andersen @bringpie.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
It’s like the NYT likes to put their work through the ol’ ratio machine anytime they write about Trump’s crime-ing. Turn the handle and watch the easily torchable “legally disputed” replies come out!
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a black and white photo of a group of monkeys
Alt: a black and white photo of a group of monkeys in costumes playing musical instruments and dancing
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Jessie Phillips Andersen @bringpie.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
We’re gonna have to tear the whole thing down like a school where there’s been a mass shooting.
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Jessie Phillips Andersen @bringpie.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Abso-fucking-lutely not.
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ICE must be destroyed 🏳️‍⚧️🏴 @miawong.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Banning trans people from owning guns is a really REALLY significant escalation and I think the scariest part about it that's not being discussed at all is that the plan is to declare that trans people are mentally ill Moreover, ICE must be destroyed edition.cnn.com/2025/09/04/p...
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Trump DOJ is looking at ways to ban transgender Americans from owning guns, sources say | CNN Politics
Senior Justice Department officials are weighing proposals to limit transgender people’s right to possess firearms, according to two officials familiar with the internal discussions.
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Jessie Phillips Andersen @bringpie.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
I feel like “depression” is a secret callout for people who read the news on Bluesky.
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Jessie Phillips Andersen @bringpie.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
I think now we can all agree that a sandwich is anything you can throw at a cop.
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Jessie Phillips Andersen @bringpie.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
If every stadium Trump ever enters doesn’t sing “A minooooooorrrrrr!!!” in unison for the rest of his life, we have failed as a country.
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a man wearing a hat and a jacket is dancing with the words a minooooooor written below him
Alt: a man wearing a hat and a jacket is dancing with the words a minooooooor written below him
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Jessie Phillips Andersen @bringpie.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
What do we throw in Boston Harbor this time around? Please say it’s not coffee.
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Jessie Phillips Andersen @bringpie.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Burn the Supreme Court down (the institution, not the building or the people, because either of those would be a crime, unless you’re Donald Fucking Trump, which is why it needs burning down).
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Jessie Phillips Andersen @bringpie.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Like this, but with the entire government and judiciary
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princess bubblegum from adventure time is standing in front of a broken chair .
Alt: princess bubblegum from adventure time flipping a table
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Jessie Phillips Andersen @bringpie.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Supreme Court paving the way for six members to be shipped off to The Hague.
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Jessie Phillips Andersen @bringpie.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
When I was in high school this town had a cross-country course so rural they needed to spray paint the cow pies, and now they have a No Kings and that’s a hell of a change.
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Jessie Phillips Andersen @bringpie.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
No one went to his party because Portland had one with pom-poms, a marching band, clowns, and people who aren’t pieces of shit that is everyone cool was at.
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Jessie Phillips Andersen @bringpie.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
This is art
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Jessie Phillips Andersen @bringpie.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Once you’ve had the biggest figurative fucked-up dick, getting yourself a literal one is the obvious next step.
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Jessie Phillips Andersen @bringpie.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
It’s the sacrifice we’ll have to make to get Elon Musk off this planet.
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Eric Michael Garcia @ericmgarcia.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Big news from @bethhawkins.bsky.social: Linda McMahon’s top special education official ran a school for autistic students that restrained 41 percent of its students in the 2021 school year www.the74million.org/article/trum...
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Trump Official’s Autism Schools Secluded and Restrained Students at High Rates
Diana Diaz-Harrison's Arizona Autism Charter Schools restrained 41% of kids and put 20% in seclusion in 2020-21, 50% higher than the national average.
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Jessie Phillips Andersen @bringpie.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
This is the only unpaid labor I believe in.
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Jessie Phillips Andersen @bringpie.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Let’s get this ball rolling to remove Schumer as leader @wyden.senate.gov and @jeff-merkley.bsky.social
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Jessie Phillips Andersen @bringpie.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
As a lady who lathes, it’s incredibly disappointing that literally none of the work showcased in this piece called “Ladies Who Lathe” was actually made on a lathe.
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Jessie Phillips Andersen @bringpie.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Embezzling unappropriated money to do demo for a Trump hotel with the bonus of genocide for the racists.
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Jessie Phillips Andersen @bringpie.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Nazi looting.
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Jessie Phillips Andersen @bringpie.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Super convenient to know exactly who all the bad guys are. Enjoy my free market choices!
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Jessie Phillips Andersen @bringpie.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Me: <Shuts down street with caution tape for sledding> Kids: “Is this legal?” Me: “There’s no such thing as laws anymore.”
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Why I think it's time for some Governors to come up with a plan to decide whether or not constituents and businesses in state should continue paying federal taxes. We may not be able to physically stop Musk, but we have a legal argument that we already paid for shit we are not getting.
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Jessie Phillips Andersen @bringpie.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Federal employees being told “go be productive in private industry” *by private industrialists* is an attempt to control all labor and trade, so they make all the money. That’s why they’re shuttering govt programs. The end game isn’t to save anything, it’s to redistribute it all to themselves.
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