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Jessie Phillips Andersen

@bringpie.bsky.social

195 followers 381 following 93 posts

Designer, maker, wood turner, ceramicist, integrator of crafts; cat mom, dog mom, witch child mom. Eat pie, hug dogs.

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Jessie Phillips Andersen @bringpie.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

$6.15, May 22, Portland, OR. Last week, marginally better at $6.09.

Gas pump displaying $6.159 per gallon for Shell V-Power Nitro+, the inexplicably complicated branding of Premium

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Jessie Phillips Andersen @bringpie.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

Fyre festival sandwich can finally get some more work.

Photo of Tweet complaining about/picture of the sad Fyre Festival sandwich

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Jessie Phillips Andersen @bringpie.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

Cat already has a record

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Jessie Phillips Andersen @bringpie.bsky.social · 21/11/2025

Apparently you don’t have to reply with “stop” to unsubscribe from Republican text spam.

Spam from Jim Jordan; reply saying “Fuck off, pedophile protector!l”; then “You have successfully unsubscribed.”

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Jessie Phillips Andersen @bringpie.bsky.social · 15/06/2025

No one went to his party because Portland had one with pom-poms, a marching band, clowns, and people who aren’t pieces of shit that is everyone cool was at.

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Jessie Phillips Andersen @bringpie.bsky.social · 26/02/2025

Fuck you, Bezos, and the delivery truck you rode in on.

Image of an Amazon Scribe and Save item cancellation screen

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Jessie Phillips Andersen @bringpie.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

I think the Portland street art scene knows that Bluesky is blowing up.

Utility pole with a cross stitch background with a sun that says “I said to the sun tell me about the ‘big bang’ the sun said ‘it hurts being born’” -Andrea Gibson

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Jessie Phillips Andersen @bringpie.bsky.social · 28/07/2024

Our big boy will only eat if his food is topped with King Arthur Cheddar Power. Also, water is not an acceptable form of hydration—only ice. I am powerless against his stubbornness and wantful eyes.

Great Pyrenees dog face laying on the floor

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Jessie Phillips Andersen @bringpie.bsky.social · 25/07/2024

Oh hey, look, it’s JD Vance in his fist sex ed class.

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