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Jessie Phillips Andersen

@bringpie.bsky.social
191 followers 381 following 93 posts

Designer, maker, wood turner, ceramicist, integrator of crafts; cat mom, dog mom, witch child mom. Eat pie, hug dogs.

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Jesper Andersen @jandersen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The vibes are off so it’s BlueySky time.
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Bluey and Bingo Hug
ALT: Bluey and Bingo Hug
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Jessie Phillips Andersen @bringpie.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
youtu.be/NUC2EQvdzmY?...
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DJ Shadow - Nobody Speak feat. Run The Jewels (Official Video)
YouTube video by Mass Appeal
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Jessie Phillips Andersen @bringpie.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It’s BOTH
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Jessie Phillips Andersen @bringpie.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
This is also why Totalitarian Architecture exists as a style, and why Trump’s ballroom looks just like what Hitler and Stalin built—there is no creativity, complexity, or freedom of expression. It is just a simplistic representation of power and self-aggrandizement.
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Jessie Phillips Andersen @bringpie.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
So the Simpsons episode with Thomas Pynchon.
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Jessie Phillips Andersen @bringpie.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
His entire identity is fake Time Magazine “Man of the Year” cover.
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Jessie Phillips Andersen @bringpie.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
It turns out I COULD love her more.
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Jessie Phillips Andersen @bringpie.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
The Work of Art in the Age of Mechanical Reproduction www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...
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Our Plastic-Surgery Nightmare
As cosmetic procedures become both more invisible and more extreme, our connection to reality is fraying.
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Jessie Phillips Andersen @bringpie.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
$6.15, May 22, Portland, OR. Last week, marginally better at $6.09.
Gas pump displaying $6.159 per gallon for Shell V-Power Nitro+, the inexplicably complicated branding of Premium
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Jessie Phillips Andersen @bringpie.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Was at a bar wearing my “one day we will wake up to his obituary” shirt and the bartender told me they plan to give away top-shelf liquor beverages when it happens. Told him we’re buying a case of champagne to give away to cyclists since we live on a greenway. Portland’s gonna rock out.
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Jessie Phillips Andersen @bringpie.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Fyre festival sandwich can finally get some more work.
Photo of Tweet complaining about/picture of the sad Fyre Festival sandwich
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Jessie Phillips Andersen @bringpie.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Kenji Lopez-Alt tested the various theories; TL;DR resting the batter makes the biggest difference, but warm also better than cold. My personal failings are mostly not baking quite long enough so they’re too eggy and collapse. www.seriouseats.com/the-best-yor...
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The Best Yorkshire Pudding Recipe
The secret to the ultimate Yorkshire pudding is making the batter in advance. The result is Yorkshire pudding that rises tall, is tender and lightly chewy.
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Jessie Phillips Andersen @bringpie.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
I studied sociology in the early nineties at a fancy liberal arts college and we told our 60s lefty prof that communism was a pipe dream. And the biggest cringe on campus was the one communist with a bullhorn. Our cynicism was unmatched. So strange there was some sort of sincere alternate universe.
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Jessie Phillips Andersen @bringpie.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
This is wild—I got the opposite: our parents didn’t really mean it/sold out bc you have to. The system hasn’t changed—even when our values have—it just re-entrenches itself instead of representing our beliefs because it’s so powerful. Trying to make modest change is a scam. Maybe this is late GenX?
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Jessie Phillips Andersen @bringpie.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Cat already has a record
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Jessie Phillips Andersen @bringpie.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Touch what our parents used to call grass?
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Jessie Phillips Andersen @bringpie.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
I have a design joke, but I’m still sketching it out.
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Jessie Phillips Andersen @bringpie.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
With a paper bag over his head like his cameo on the Simpsons.
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Jessie Phillips Andersen @bringpie.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
My BA thesis argued Habermas couldn’t explain the post-bureaucratic structure based on a single footnote in Durkheim. LOL. 21-year olds.
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Jessie Phillips Andersen @bringpie.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
I just scrolled back through her pictures and saw the paw holding—that’s the Pyr Paw! Between the double dewclaws and the Pyr Paw, she must be. They are the best (we just adopted our second, so this is my expert opinion). Congratulations!
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Jessie Phillips Andersen @bringpie.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Side eye! Tiny ears! Boopable nose! There’s Pyr in that dog!
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Jessie Phillips Andersen @bringpie.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Started reading this the other day but forgot to finish.
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Jessie Phillips Andersen @bringpie.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
And advocate for universal vote by mail/voter registration. The system itself means there is little need to poll workers or observers. OR’s automatic reg, mail ballots, chance to research candidates/issues at home, widely available ballot drop boxes, and text tracking is extremely pro-democracy.
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Jessie Phillips Andersen @bringpie.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
So proud of my accomplished husband. 3: his Erdos number 2: his Jeff Dean number 1: his Epstein number
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Jessie Phillips Andersen @bringpie.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
So they’re saying it’s okay to shoot anyone with a gun? Because there are a bunch of terrorists on the streets in Minneapolis brandishing guns at people right now.
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David Simon @audacityofdespair.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
It is long past the time for a national general strike. 'This is not a government by consent of the governed. It is oppression.
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Jessie Phillips Andersen @bringpie.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Are you seriously talking about prices when a mad man is threatening the entire stability of the world, our allies, and the global economy—stop parroting pathetic Chuck Schumer and do something about the mad man destroying the world.
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Jessie Phillips Andersen @bringpie.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Misread this is “don’t take him alive” and thought that was a bit of an escalation for Kai Ryssdal…
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Jessie Phillips Andersen @bringpie.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
We are Stitch and Fucking Bitches!
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Jessie Phillips Andersen @bringpie.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Ladies, they’re going to start raiding our “book clubs.” Watch out for goons abducting white women at libraries!
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Jessie Phillips Andersen @bringpie.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
They’re lawless murderers. Your words here are no better than “thoughts and prayers”—and these people are no different than the school shooters your toothless colleagues say that about. Do more. Do better.
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Jessie Phillips Andersen @bringpie.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Apparently you don’t have to reply with “stop” to unsubscribe from Republican text spam.
Spam from Jim Jordan; reply saying “Fuck off, pedophile protector!l”; then “You have successfully unsubscribed.”
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Jessie Phillips Andersen @bringpie.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
WSJ is basically like “ADHD meds aren’t a magic bullet and there isn’t an endless supply of experienced child psychiatrists in every location” so you’re better off just saying “fuck it” and not treating because really their thesis is “meds are bad.”
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Jessie Phillips Andersen @bringpie.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Team raw: shaved with lemon zest, lemon juice, and julienned apple. The zest really amps up the lemon flavor to balance the sprouts without making them too sour, and the apple brings crunch and sweetness. You could also throw candied nut on top, too if you’re into it.
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Jessie Phillips Andersen @bringpie.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
AKA Pedophilia for Dummies
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Jessie Phillips Andersen @bringpie.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
He bought “Stock Investing for Dummies” and “Bitcoin for Dummies!” This dummy was a genius money manager for billionaires? I’ve got questions about what services he actually provided given his dummy-level expertise in investing.
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Jessie Phillips Andersen @bringpie.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
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princess bubblegum from adventure time is standing in front of a broken chair .
Alt: princess bubblegum from adventure time is standing in flipping a table
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Jessie Phillips Andersen @bringpie.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
@wyden.senate.gov and @jeff-merkley.bsky.social —I really hope my Senators are leading the charge to not cave right now 🐸🐸
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Jessie Phillips Andersen @bringpie.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
You have no idea how many revolutionaries we can fit in our SUVs and minivans. They’re the clown cars of fucking shit up.
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Jessie Phillips Andersen @bringpie.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Kevin Bacon is fuuuuuccckkked
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Jessie Phillips Andersen @bringpie.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
It’s like the NYT likes to put their work through the ol’ ratio machine anytime they write about Trump’s crime-ing. Turn the handle and watch the easily torchable “legally disputed” replies come out!
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a black and white photo of a group of monkeys
Alt: a black and white photo of a group of monkeys in costumes playing musical instruments and dancing
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Jessie Phillips Andersen @bringpie.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
We’re gonna have to tear the whole thing down like a school where there’s been a mass shooting.
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Jessie Phillips Andersen @bringpie.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Abso-fucking-lutely not.
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ICE must be destroyed 🏳️‍⚧️🏴 @miawong.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Banning trans people from owning guns is a really REALLY significant escalation and I think the scariest part about it that's not being discussed at all is that the plan is to declare that trans people are mentally ill Moreover, ICE must be destroyed edition.cnn.com/2025/09/04/p...
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Trump DOJ is looking at ways to ban transgender Americans from owning guns, sources say | CNN Politics
Senior Justice Department officials are weighing proposals to limit transgender people’s right to possess firearms, according to two officials familiar with the internal discussions.
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Jessie Phillips Andersen @bringpie.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
I feel like “depression” is a secret callout for people who read the news on Bluesky.
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Jessie Phillips Andersen @bringpie.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
But: Haverford has a relatively small endowment because the Quakers believed investing in the stock market was gambling, so they missed out on the huge gains of the market through most of the 20th century—so they look like an easy target.
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Jessie Phillips Andersen @bringpie.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
I think now we can all agree that a sandwich is anything you can throw at a cop.
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Jessie Phillips Andersen @bringpie.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
If every stadium Trump ever enters doesn’t sing “A minooooooorrrrrr!!!” in unison for the rest of his life, we have failed as a country.
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a man wearing a hat and a jacket is dancing with the words a minooooooor written below him
Alt: a man wearing a hat and a jacket is dancing with the words a minooooooor written below him
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Jessie Phillips Andersen @bringpie.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
What do we throw in Boston Harbor this time around? Please say it’s not coffee.
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Jessie Phillips Andersen @bringpie.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Burn the Supreme Court down (the institution, not the building or the people, because either of those would be a crime, unless you’re Donald Fucking Trump, which is why it needs burning down).
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