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Jesper Andersen

@jandersen.bsky.social
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Teaching robots to love. AI research. Google Deepmind. Portland, OR

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Jesper Andersen @jandersen.bsky.social · 5h
Yes, coding agents will create displacement in my profession, but they will also create new companies and careers and lower costs so more people can enjoy the benefits of software.
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Jesper Andersen @jandersen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is valid but I’ve always believed it died when Yahoo snapped up everyone who wasn’t in it for their next billion leaving the business building to sociopaths.
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Jesper Andersen @jandersen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
“He seemed distracted by the various specs of the boat; then, dashing among them, he sprang up into the air, and, expanding his jaws, tore Ahab’s boat into splinters!”
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Jesper Andersen @jandersen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The vibes are off so it’s BlueySky time.
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Bluey and Bingo Hug
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Jesper Andersen @jandersen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I did not have Joyce Carol Oates absolutely dismissing sector-solidarity in the face of AI displacement on my bingo card. Perhaps I should have given how every other sector is responding right now.
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Jesper Andersen @jandersen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The kids are, by and large, quite alright.
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Telephone Friend @ironyhat.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Best railcar graffiti I've ever seen
nine inch nails pretty freight machine
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Jesper Andersen @jandersen.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Every stupid thing from the 80s is coming back with this administration.
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Jesper Andersen @jandersen.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The entire discourse about sex parties and AI stresses effective altruism way too much and Bay Area / Burning Man way too little.
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Jesper Andersen @jandersen.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Pacifism is beautiful but you will never find a more just side to fight for than Ukraine.
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Jesper Andersen @jandersen.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Comic-con is an exact balance of wholesome neurospicy hyper-focus and everyone loudly proclaiming what fiction resulted in their sexual awakening.
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Jesper Andersen @jandersen.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The thing about intersectionality and voting is it does actually mean you have to eat shit sometimes.
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Jesper Andersen @jandersen.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Periodically I am annoyed that my employer doesn’t want me to opine about my work but this week is definitely racking up points in the “let press relations do the talking please” column.
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Jesper Andersen @jandersen.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Bluesky today
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Max Rockatansky Says 'That's Bait' Meme
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Jessie Phillips Andersen @bringpie.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
This is also why Totalitarian Architecture exists as a style, and why Trump’s ballroom looks just like what Hitler and Stalin built—there is no creativity, complexity, or freedom of expression. It is just a simplistic representation of power and self-aggrandizement.
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Laura Chapin @laurachapin.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
"For the next two minutes, Cloud detailed three issues impacting women that she believes deserve more attention than Freedom: domestic violence, sexual assault and food insecurity." www.nytimes.com/athletic/754...
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Natasha Cloud calls Enes Kanter Freedom ‘irrelevant,’ urges WNBA to ban him league-wide (Gift Article)
“I will talk about real issues that face women, and it’s not our trans human beings,” Cloud said.
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Jesper Andersen @jandersen.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
This is stupid. Executive action million popular actions in the first 10 days. Dare Roberts to strike them down. Then expand the court with tremendous public backing.
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Jesper Andersen @jandersen.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I continue to be astonished that I would want this man over Jeffries or Schumer any day.
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Jesper Andersen @jandersen.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Trump just never stopped attacking NATO and it’s reprehensible.
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Jesper Andersen @jandersen.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
As we go into our seventh month of war with Iran it is worth reflecting on how our actions in Venezuela mirror our actions in Iran in the Shah era. It will be awesome for us when a hostile government takes over Venezuela instead of a country across the globe.
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
There's no forgiving this. No living it down. It's a stain on our humanity. When all this is over, the monsters who did this should be pariahs. And the soulless thugs who cheered it on while dehumanizing Haitian immigrants should be reminded of what they did every day of their lives.
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Jesper Andersen @jandersen.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Make a band bigger: The Beastie Men
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Jesper Andersen @jandersen.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Anyway those notable scolds who condescendingly promised us the election were not going to be messed with can eat a dick
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Jesper Andersen @jandersen.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
The 51st state stuff is not a joke and now we will all pay for refusing to understand that.
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Jesper Andersen @jandersen.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
There is a reason token perplexity is the basic unit of analysis of LLMs.
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Jesper Andersen @jandersen.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Wisconsin Democrats declare Kelda Roys, Joel Brennan, Sara Rodriguez, Mandela Barnes and Missy Hughes the real winners for getting to say they determined the outcome of the primary.
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Jesper Andersen @jandersen.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Science
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Jesper Andersen @jandersen.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Could we not be the world’s worst assholes for a minute please
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Jesper Andersen @jandersen.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
The left has a chance to seize the working class and the national defense class of it can get past its priors
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Oregon Plates @plat.es · 06/08/2026
The Custom Oregon Plate CHROMO was previously assigned, but is now available for reservation. dmv2u.oregon.gov/eServices/?link=cu… #Oregon #LicensePlate #VanityPlate #OregonPlates #CustomPlate #CHROMO
Oregon Standard Tree license plate displaying the text "CHROMO".
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Jesper Andersen @jandersen.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
His policies are pretty good but the GOP giving him the tacos, hot girlfriend and weed lane is a massive own goal.
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Max Berger @maxberger.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
It’s crazy to me this isn’t a daily refrain from Democrats.
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Jesper Andersen @jandersen.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
This is a stupid gotcha and there are real things to pin on the world’s richest Nazi.
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Jesper Andersen @jandersen.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
@timdickinson.bsky.social is Dropsite news credible? That’s a horrifying article.
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Jesper Andersen @jandersen.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
They are running the Ukrainian playbook against us.
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Jesper Andersen @jandersen.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Whom are we not in a trade or hot war with at this point?
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Justin Jest @justinjest.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
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Aaron van Dorn @aaronvandorn.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I'm Johnny Knoxville, welcome to Jackass [starts eating a plate of Sysco mesclun greens]
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Jesper Andersen @jandersen.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
This is just an endless stream of bullshit officiating
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Jesper Andersen @jandersen.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
VAR never sets on England, apparently
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Jesper Andersen @jandersen.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Don’t stop burying Platner but spend a little time wondering why a two-bit con artist was such a compelling contrast to a leadership that could not even prioritize defending our democracy.
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Jesper Andersen @jandersen.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
The Norwegian jerseys are the best, sorry I don’t make the rules
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Jesper Andersen @jandersen.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
If you didn’t want Abdul El-Sayed I am unclear why you would re-run the Platner vs. Mills playbook. Recognize what voters are asking for
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Jesper Andersen @jandersen.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Congratulations on ruining any success the team might have you fucking idiots.
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Jesper Andersen @jandersen.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
During Covid Portland had a confluence of wildfires and a 107 degree heat wave and not being able to breathe the outside air plus roasting in your home is simply not something anyone would ever willingly do.
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Jesper Andersen @jandersen.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
“Fire glowed amid the smoke. Mount Doom was burning, and a great reek rising.”
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Jesper Andersen @jandersen.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
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Surreal Film Meme Celebration
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Jesper Andersen @jandersen.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
The half-life of gabapentin is pretty long and giving a lunch time dose ahead of the main dose is entirely appropriate
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Jesper Andersen @jandersen.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
A reminder that your Signal group chats coordinating doing literally anything but going to the National Mall are only as secure as the least secure member.
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