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Mark Whitworth @bringitonskippy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

A sensational night at Ally Pally courtesy of the incomparable @psbhq.bsky.social. Best ever warning about taking videos/talking too much, best visuals I've ever seen, and the best finale ever!

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Mark Whitworth @bringitonskippy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I thought we'd agreed that was strictly off the record 😂

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Mark Whitworth @bringitonskippy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

To my lasting astonishment, this appears to now be fully booked. Thank you to all for putting the word around! Time for a swig of Jack Daniels then off with me top 😁

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Mark Whitworth @bringitonskippy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Thanks very much mate! My first ever solo gig, and somehow it seems to have miraculously become fully booked! Better get on with my fretwork homework 😁

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Mark Whitworth @bringitonskippy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Also they have said she'll need to bring id if she's under 25 please.

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Mark Whitworth @bringitonskippy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

If you need any info about parking or anything please let me know 🙂

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Mark Whitworth @bringitonskippy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

The pub have asked me to confirm if she's over 18?

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Mark Whitworth @bringitonskippy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Last I heard there was one space left! Let me check and get back to you

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Mark Whitworth @bringitonskippy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

You're 36 until you become 37. That's how it works

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Mark Whitworth @bringitonskippy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Thanks Steve, look forward to seeing you there!

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Mark Whitworth @bringitonskippy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I'll certainly be singing about them!

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Mark Whitworth @bringitonskippy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Cheers, just off out but will have a listen. As it happens I am halfway through the book in question 😁

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Mark Whitworth @bringitonskippy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Paging any #HMHB lovers who fancy a night (24/10) in a brilliant Loughborough pub listening to yours truly covering a couple of hours worth of their classics. If you are interested, please let me know - entry is free but there is limited space upstairs. Please spread the word!

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Mark Whitworth @bringitonskippy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Correct. It's a barm. No further questions 😁

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Mark Whitworth @bringitonskippy.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Just accidentally mistyped something which led to me to ponder why Channel 5 haven't yet done a programme in which they try to find the heaviest cocaine user in the country, called "The Great British Beak-Off"

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Pete Paphides @petepaphides.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

It'll be easy to spot what box he's in as it'll be 40 times bigger than it needs to be.

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Mark Whitworth @bringitonskippy.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Number 91 in an occasional series of 92... Brighton Women v PSG Women. Just Bromley left after this!

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Mark Whitworth @bringitonskippy.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Adele won. She wins every f***ing year 😂

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Mark Whitworth @bringitonskippy.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Haha that never ends 😂 although to be fair I think the one where I tweeted the results every week was indeed 2021 😁

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Mark Whitworth @bringitonskippy.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

*checks notes* that photo was taken *exactly* 5 years ago to the day!!

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Mark Whitworth @bringitonskippy.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

I can't even remember what inspired us to do it. I think it was just because I was sat in a big chair and she was standing up behind me 😂

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Mark Whitworth @bringitonskippy.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Chapeau for the very niche reference there 👍🏻

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Mark Whitworth @bringitonskippy.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Just turned the telly on to see the end of the Wimbledon final, only to find that Zverev is just over 3 hours into bouncing his ball before the first serve of the match

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Mark Whitworth @bringitonskippy.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

That's brill thank you but I already have one! Thanks very much for checking though, appreciate it 😊

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Mark Whitworth @bringitonskippy.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

I find myself thinking of this exact scenario more frequently than is normal. Bag beg big bog bug Bat bet bit bot but Tan ten tin ton tun Again there must be more but can only think of those (and yours) off the top of my head.

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Mark Whitworth @bringitonskippy.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

Sending all good wishes mate 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

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@ESCEM1878 @escem1878.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

East Midlands Everton Supporters Club Gives Back to Six Worthy Charities Each charity will receive a donation of £150. The chosen charities are: 💙 Everton in the Community 💙 Dementia Friends 💙 Action for Children 💙 Macmillan Cancer Support 💙 Mind 💙 Marie Curie UK

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Mark Whitworth @bringitonskippy.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

My ex-wife's new partner finally comes to his senses

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Mark Whitworth @bringitonskippy.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

That's right, went to Bootham back in the day but not the new place yet!

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Mark Whitworth @bringitonskippy.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

Number 90 in an occasional series of 92 - AFC Bournemouth Women v Real Bedford Women, Women's National League South. Just Brighton and Bromley to do next season, plus possibly a promoted team from the National League, depending on who comes up. Nearly there!

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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

Got a part time job in a key cutting and security shop as a student. Parents now unsubtly hinting I should "do something with my degree" but I'll never forgive myself if I leave before having an opportunity to do the "I'm a locksmith" joke from Police Squad

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Mark Whitworth @bringitonskippy.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

I have a spreadsheet approaching 400 rows with fictional band names. Particular favourites include Artisan Yoghurt Weavers East Chicago Slag Explosion Furloughed Magician Mayonnaise Trauma Peter Beagrie's Aquabingo Snide Cornetto Vagisil in the Broccoli

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Mark Whitworth @bringitonskippy.bsky.social · 29/03/2026

Number 89 in an occasional series of 92 - Crystal Palace v Charlton Women

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Mark Whitworth @bringitonskippy.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

Was a brilliant night! Lovely to catch up with you but sorry I had to scoot before the end!

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Mark Whitworth @bringitonskippy.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

Lovely to see you all, it was a brilliant gig. Sorry I had to do one before the end! Until next time 💙

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Mark Whitworth @bringitonskippy.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

It's my first visit for probably about 25 years. Today I've mainly found myself ambling through some very pretty streets trying (and mostly failing unfortunately) to find a decent beer!

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Mark Whitworth @bringitonskippy.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

Number 88 in an occasional series of 92, Plymouth Argyle v Doncaster Rovers. No idea how Plymouth won that - in the first half especially they were so bad, they'd probably only have put 3 or 4 past Spurs

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Mark Whitworth @bringitonskippy.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

@adelepascale.bsky.social nice idea changing your age but you're not fooling anyone 😂

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Mark Whitworth @bringitonskippy.bsky.social · 22/11/2025

Another superb occasion last night at our third twice-yearly @loroshospice.bsky.social charity quiz. Our winners took home a fabulous voucher for a First Class Lunch on the Great Central Railway, and the grand total raised for the evening was a magnificent £710 💙

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Mark Whitworth @bringitonskippy.bsky.social · 11/11/2025

I've just discovered this was out completely by accident. Listening now... absolutely superb!

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Mark Whitworth @bringitonskippy.bsky.social · 09/11/2025

A lifetime achievement goal unlocked this weekend as I have now got a recording credit for playing bass guitar on a real, actual released piece of music. A huge thank you to @adele_pascale for coming up with the idea, and to the one and only @HumdrumExpress for making it happen.

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Mark Whitworth @bringitonskippy.bsky.social · 28/10/2025

Was coming here to post exactly this 😁

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